History Funny / TheLostFleet

14th Sep '16 8:35:32 AM HumanTorch2
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* In ''Invincible'', negotiations with the [[StarfishAliens spider-wolves]] get confusing when the aliens start demanding a "Universal fixing substance." None of the higher-ups have any idea what this is referring to, but in a moment of brilliance, Geary gathers the [[AlmightyJanitor chiefs]] together and asks them. The unanimous response? [[spoiler: Duct tape.]]

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* In ''Invincible'', negotiations with the [[StarfishAliens spider-wolves]] get confusing when the aliens start demanding a "Universal fixing substance." None of the higher-ups have any idea what this is referring to, but in a moment of brilliance, Geary gathers the [[AlmightyJanitor chiefs]] together and asks them. The unanimous response? [[spoiler: [[{{DuctTapeForEverything}} Duct tape.tape]].]]
10th Sep '16 7:56:43 AM HumanTorch2
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* Geary realizing that one of the staff officers serving in his auxiliary fleet deserves a commendation and wondering how he's supposed to write it up: The thing he needs to commend Lieutenant Jamensen for is her talent for writing extremely confusing but technically accurate reports so that the upper brass will leave the fleet alone and let them do their job.

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* Geary realizing that one of the staff officers serving in his auxiliary fleet deserves a commendation and wondering how he's supposed to write it up: The thing he needs to commend Lieutenant Jamensen for is her talent for [[{{BotheringByTheBook}} writing extremely confusing but technically accurate reports so that the upper brass will leave the fleet alone and let them do their job.job]].
21st Aug '16 1:03:19 PM nombretomado
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* Geary's description, in a conversation with Captain Duellos, of his arrival with Captain Desjani to meet her parents ... while trying to dodge the media and government big noises. As Duellos put it, "I've seen movies like this." They probably starred someone comparable to LeslieNielsen or EddieMurphy.

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* Geary's description, in a conversation with Captain Duellos, of his arrival with Captain Desjani to meet her parents ... while trying to dodge the media and government big noises. As Duellos put it, "I've seen movies like this." They probably starred someone comparable to LeslieNielsen or EddieMurphy.Creator/EddieMurphy.
21st May '16 5:27:13 AM Bissek
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* Geary realizing that one of the staff officers serving in his auxiliary fleet deserves a commendation and wondering how he's supposed to write it up: The thing he needs to commend Lieutenant Jamensen for is her talent for writing extremely confusing but technically accurate reports so that the upper brass will leave the fleet alone and let them do their job.

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* Geary realizing that one of the staff officers serving in his auxiliary fleet deserves a commendation and wondering how he's supposed to write it up: The thing he needs to commend Lieutenant Jamensen for is her talent for writing extremely confusing but technically accurate reports so that the upper brass will leave the fleet alone and let them do their job.job.
* When looking for help in tracking down and recovering two kidnapped officers, one agency gives a response so obnoxiously bureaucratic that Desjani requests permission to blow up their headquarters on their way out of the system. Geary reluctantly states that there's probably some form they'd have to fill out first, and they don't have time to wait for approval to come through.
6th Oct '15 6:14:08 AM Bissek
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-->"I asked them why they were here. The brief response said 'we are on a mission'. What Mission? An 'important mission'. Admiral, why don't you shoot me now and put me out of my misery?"

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-->"I asked them why they were here. The brief response said 'we are on a mission'. What Mission? An 'important mission'. Admiral, why don't you shoot me now and put me out of my misery?"misery?"
* Geary realizing that one of the staff officers serving in his auxiliary fleet deserves a commendation and wondering how he's supposed to write it up: The thing he needs to commend Lieutenant Jamensen for is her talent for writing extremely confusing but technically accurate reports so that the upper brass will leave the fleet alone and let them do their job.
6th Jul '15 12:40:58 PM roxana
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* General Charban's despair over trying to get clear communications out of the Dancers:

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* General Charban's despair over trying to get clear communications a straight answer out of the Dancers:
6th Jul '15 12:39:19 PM roxana
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* Captain Badaya's glee at having foiled Fleet Headquarters gambit to incite the fleet into a coup'detat - specifically, which he did by obeying orders and ''not'' acting like a loose cannon.

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* Captain Badaya's glee at having foiled Fleet Headquarters gambit to incite the fleet into a coup'detat - specifically, which he did by obeying orders and ''not'' acting like a loose cannon.cannon.
* General Charban's despair over trying to get clear communications out of the Dancers:
-->"I asked them why they were here. The brief response said 'we are on a mission'. What Mission? An 'important mission'. Admiral, why don't you shoot me now and put me out of my misery?"
16th Jun '15 2:43:26 PM roxana
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* Desjani is describing the dream in which she saw John Geary sleeping in the cold dark of his survival capsule:
---> "I saw you in the dream and I yelled at you."
-->'''Geary''': Your reaction on seeing me was to yell at me? That I have no trouble believing."
16th Jun '15 1:55:08 PM roxana
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** Tanya's mother to her daughter upon recognizing her new son-in-law:
-->"You're trying to kill me aren't you? Were you hoping for a stroke or a heart attack?"
10th Mar '15 8:26:06 AM CommandoDude
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* Captain Badaya's glee at having foiled Fleet Headquarters gambit to incite the fleet into a coup'detat.

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* Captain Badaya's glee at having foiled Fleet Headquarters gambit to incite the fleet into a coup'detat.coup'detat - specifically, which he did by obeying orders and ''not'' acting like a loose cannon.
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