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* The entirety of the mid-credits soccer scene. The highlight being Jensen getting into a fight with the coach.
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* The entirety '''entirety''' of the mid-credits soccer scene. The highlight being Jensen getting into a fight with the coach.
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** "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE STRIPES!!!"
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** [[ActorAllusion "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE STRIPES!!!"STRIPES!!!"]]
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* The entirety of the soccer scene. The highlight being Jensen getting into a fight with the coach.
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* The entirety of the mid-credits soccer scene. The highlight being Jensen getting into a fight with the coach.
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** The funniest bit? It's set to [[Music/{{Journey}} Don't Stop Beliving.]] Made even funnier when it gets used again during the credits scene.
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** The funniest bit? It's set to [[Music/{{Journey}} [[Music/JourneyBand Don't Stop Beliving.]] Made even funnier when it gets used again during the credits scene.
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--> '''Aisha:''' You know that if we do this, we're waging a war against the entire Central Intelligence Agency.
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--> '''Aisha:''' '''Poocu:''' You know that if we do this, we're waging a war against the entire Central Intelligence Agency.
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--> '''Max:''' Or fire 'em. Whichever's easiesi.
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--> '''Max:''' Or fire 'em. Whichever's easiesi.easiest.
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--> '''Pooch, the second time:''' Oh, oh, this is Stupid Question Day! This is Stupid Question Day, and nobody decided to tell me. Nah, it's cool. It's all good.
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--> '''Pooch, the second time:''' Oh, oh, this is Stupid Question Day! This is Stupid Question Day, and nobody decided to tell me. [[SarcasmMode Nah, it's cool. It's all good.]]
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* "I'm the black Series/MacGyver -- [=BlaGyver!=]"
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* "I'm the black Series/MacGyver Series/{{MacGyver|1985}} -- [=BlaGyver!=]"
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--> '''Max:''' You get me that 18-man firing squad?
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--> '''Max:''' You get me that 18-man firing squad?squad I asked for?
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--> '''Wade:''' The 18 guys?
--> '''Max:''' Or fire 'em. Whichever's easier.
--> '''Max:''' Or fire 'em. Whichever's easier.
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--> '''Wade:''' The Kill my 18 guys?
--> '''Max:''' Or fire 'em. Whichever'seasier.easiesi.
--> '''Max:''' Or fire 'em. Whichever's
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--> '''Max:''' Okay. You give them intel on Clay and his boys?
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--> '''Max:''' Okay. You give them intel on Clay and his boys?Clay's people?
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--> '''Wade:''' ...Fine. What're we doing?
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--> '''Wade:''' ...Fine. What're we doing?doing instead?
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--> '''Wade:''' One of them, yeah.
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--> '''Wade:''' One Actually, one of them, yeah.
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** "Hi, [[Film/TheMatrix Mr. Anderson]], this is [[StealthPun Richard Hertz]] from Internal Affairs..."
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* Jensen, showing his ingenuity, by using whatever he could find in the middle of the Bolivian jungle[[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext ...to make toy dinosaurs...and have them hump.]]
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* The entirety of the soccer scene. The highlight being Jensen getting into a fight with the coach.
--> '''Jensen:''' THIS IS WORSE THAN THE NBA!!!
**"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE STRIPES!!!"
--> '''Jensen:''' THIS IS WORSE THAN THE NBA!!!
**"YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE STRIPES!!!"
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** The funniest bit? It's set to [[Music/{{Journey}} Don't Stop Beliving.]] Made even funnier when it gets used again during the credits scene.
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** With the crown jewel being this bit:
--> '''Jensen:''' *pulls out finger guns* I'm warning you, I'm a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me, spooky stuff...anal stuff. Turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan prophecy states..."Don't start none; won't be none."
--> '''Security Guard:''' *reaches for his holster and pulls out a pair of handcuff* Telekinetic your way outta this.
--> '''Jensen:''' Pow! Boom!! *with each noise, the security guards on either side get blasted off their feet, points his fingers at the last guard standing, does a Clint Eastwood impersonation* Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beatin' with my mind.
--> '''Jensen:''' *pulls out finger guns* I'm warning you, I'm a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me, spooky stuff...anal stuff. Turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. As the ancient Tibetan prophecy states..."Don't start none; won't be none."
--> '''Security Guard:''' *reaches for his holster and pulls out a pair of handcuff* Telekinetic your way outta this.
--> '''Jensen:''' Pow! Boom!! *with each noise, the security guards on either side get blasted off their feet, points his fingers at the last guard standing, does a Clint Eastwood impersonation* Face down, or I'll make your heart stop beatin' with my mind.
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** "I like Legless Pooch! It makes you sound like a pirate."
* "Is today just Stupid Question Day and nobody told me?"
* "Is today just Stupid Question Day and nobody told me?"
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** "I like Legless Pooch! It makes you sound like a pirate."
* "Is today just Stupid Question Day and nobody told me?"pirate!"
* "Is today just Stupid Question Day and nobody told me?"
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--> '''Clay:''' It was only in the leg.
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--> '''Clay:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction It was only in the leg. leg.]]
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** "I like Legleds Pooch! It makes you sound like a pirate."
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** "I like Legleds Legless Pooch! It makes you sound like a pirate."
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--> '''Aisha:''' I grew up in the wild of northern Africa.
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--> '''Aisha:''' I grew up in the wild wilds of northern Africa.
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---> '''Roque:''' Really, bro? "Hi, what's your name"? "I have no legs, but I wanna take you on a date"?
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---> '''Roque:''' Oh, gee, I sure hope nobody sees us in this bright, banana-yellow Pinto...
---> '''Clay:''' Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?
---> '''Roque:''' ...This is an American classic?
---> '''Clay:''' Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?
---> '''Roque:''' ...This is an American classic?
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** "I like Headless Jensen! It makes me sound like a pirate."
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** "I like Headless Jensen! Legleds Pooch! It makes me you sound like a pirate."
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--> '''Pooch:''' Well, I don't give a shit...cuz I do! Alright, let's go watch Jensen get himself killed, yeah?
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--> '''Pooch:''' Well, I don't give a shit...cuz I do! Alright, let's I say we go watch Jensen get himself killed, yeah?
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---> '''Pooch:''' (''finding a broken down yellow school bus in their search for an escape vehicle'') Ah!
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---> '''Jensen:''' No!
---> '''Pooch:''' Yeah!
---> '''Jensen:''' Really?
---> '''Pooch:''' Why not!
---> '''Jensen:''' Can you?
---> '''Pooch:''' Of course!
---> '''Jensen:''' ...Okay.
---> '''Pooch:''' Yeah!
---> '''Jensen:''' Really?
---> '''Pooch:''' Why not!
---> '''Jensen:''' Can you?
---> '''Pooch:''' Of course!
---> '''Jensen:''' ...Okay.
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* Pooch and Jensen finding transportation to get them and the kids away from the impending explosion:
---> '''Pooch:''' (''finding a broken down yellow school bus in their search for an escape vehicle'') Ah!
---> '''Jensen:''' No!
---> '''Pooch:''' Yeah!
---> '''Jensen:''' Really?
---> '''Pooch:''' Why not!
---> '''Jensen:''' Can you?
---> '''Pooch:''' Of course!
---> '''Jensen:''' ...Okay.
---> '''Pooch:''' (''finding a broken down yellow school bus in their search for an escape vehicle'') Ah!
---> '''Jensen:''' No!
---> '''Pooch:''' Yeah!
---> '''Jensen:''' Really?
---> '''Pooch:''' Why not!
---> '''Jensen:''' Can you?
---> '''Pooch:''' Of course!
---> '''Jensen:''' ...Okay.
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--> '''Jensen:''' That must've been...*beat*...sandy. Do you have any hobbies?
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--> '''Jensen:''' That Wow, so...that must've been...*beat*...sandy. Do you have any hobbies?
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--> '''Clay:''' All right, I admit...that did take a little of the romance out of the relationship.
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--> '''Clay:''' All right, I admit...that did take a little of the romance out of the relationship.relationship.
* Roque's funny moments tend to be [[TallDarkAndSnarky snarky]] one-liners.
---> '''Roque:''' Really, bro? "Hi, what's your name"? "I have no legs, but I wanna take you on a date"?
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---> '''Roque:''' Oh, gee, I sure hope nobody sees us in this bright, banana-yellow Pinto...
---> '''Clay:''' Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?
---> '''Roque:''' ...This is an American classic?
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* Roque's funny moments tend to be [[TallDarkAndSnarky snarky]] one-liners.
---> '''Roque:''' Really, bro? "Hi, what's your name"? "I have no legs, but I wanna take you on a date"?
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---> '''Roque:''' Oh, gee, I sure hope nobody sees us in this bright, banana-yellow Pinto...
---> '''Clay:''' Are you ashamed to be seen in an American classic?
---> '''Roque:''' ...This is an American classic?
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Roque: Amber.
Clay: Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem.
Pooch: Amber's husband wasn't the one who shot you.
Clay: It was only in the leg.
Jensen: What about Emma?
Clay: Emma doesn't count. I didn't sleep with Emma.
Roque: No, because she put a bomb in your car!
Clay: All right, I admit...that did take a little of the romance out of the relationship.
Clay: Amber wasn't the problem, Amber's husband was the problem.
Pooch: Amber's husband wasn't the one who shot you.
Clay: It was only in the leg.
Jensen: What about Emma?
Clay: Emma doesn't count. I didn't sleep with Emma.
Roque: No, because she put a bomb in your car!
Clay: All right, I admit...that did take a little of the romance out of the relationship.
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--> '''Jensen:''' What about Emma?
