History Funny / TheLooneyTunesShow

'''Bugs:''' ''(Gasps, then in hyperactive behaviour)'' I knew it! I knew you were hiding something! How long do I have? A year? A month? A day? Am I contagious? If I'm contagious, then those people need to know! YOU OWE IT TO THEM! ''(Hollers to everyone in the waiting room)'' '''I'M HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!''' ''(People scream in terror and run out)'' Why didn't you tell me sooner?! What kind of a doctor are you?! You're probably not even a real doctor! ''(See his certificate)'' Syracuse?! ''(Break the glass)'' That's a basketball school! ''(Tear the paper in half)''

'''Bugs:''' ''(Gasps, then in hyperactive behaviour)'' I knew it! I knew you were hiding something! How long do I have? A year? A month? A day? Am I contagious? If I'm contagious, then those people need to know! YOU OWE IT TO THEM! ''(Hollers to everyone in the waiting room)'' '''I'M HIGHLY CONTAGEOUS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!''' ''(People scream in terror and run out)'' Why didn't you tell me sooner?! What kind of a doctor are you?! You're probably not even a real doctor! ''(See his certificate)'' Syracuse?! ''(Break the glass)'' That's a basketball school! ''(Tear the paper in half)''

'''Bugs:''' ''(Gasps, then in hyperactive behaviour)'' I knew it! I knew you were hiding something! How long do I have? A year? A month? A day? Am I contagious? If I'm contagious, then those people need to know! YOU OWE IT TO THEM! ''(Hollered at everyone in the waiting room)'' '''I'M HIGHLY CONTAGEOUS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!''' ''(People screams in terror)'' Why didn't you tell me sooner?! What kind of a doctor are you?! You're probably not even a real doctor! ''(See his certificate)'' Syracuse?! ''(Break the glass)'' That's a basketball school! ''(Tear paper in half)''

-->'''Bugs:''' Syracuse?! That's a basketball school. (tears his doctor's degree in half).

--> '''Bugs:''' PUT DOWN DA STAPLER OR I'LL WRITE ALL OVER DA PIG'S FACE!

--> '''Porky:''' It's p-p-p-permanent ink!

* "You want me to go to my reunion and lie about my accomplishments? That's a ''horrible'' idea! I'm lying. It's a ''great'' idea! Or is ''that'' the lie?"

---> '''Daffy:''' Yes! Than you! Finally someone is cooperating!

* When Daffy is forced to leave a movie theater, because Tina's baby nephew is bothering the other patrons, he decides to spoil the movie's ending before leaving.

** From the same episode, where a cleaned-up Yosemite Sam reverts back to his old self while trashing his [[ItMakesSenseInContext book club's trashy novel]] with some {{Hidden Depths}} about his knowledge of literature.

* While thinking of excuses to Tina of why they broke into her apartment, Daffy claims he asked Porky to make her a catered dinner an throws Porky in the kitchen, who has no idea what to make. After she has read the email and all the tension is gone, she playfully asks "So, where's my catered dinner?" Cut to Porky, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar laying naked on a tray in a suggestive pose with an apple in his mouth.]]

** Doubles as a mild moment of awesome with the use of imagery and John Williams music from the [[Film/{{Superman}} 1978 film]].

* Generally, Daffy's complete ineptitude in paying attention to what he's talking about results in some very hilarious moments. There's his DiggingYourselfDeeper moments, his off-tangent description of a "cheer-leader cleaning lady", and the "tomato-tomAto" conversation in "Casa de Calma", to name a few.

--> '''Bugs:''' Beats me. I stopped listening after "robots eat breakfast burritos."
* Lola is a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} who creates funny moments with her very presence.

* While sometimes a TearJerker, Porky's character in this show can often be funny in just how desperate he is for attention, often resulting in him receiving the brunt of Daffy's wit. He helps Daffy break into an apartment under the promise that he'll receive hate mail from him and he leaps joyfully at an opportunity for a romantic dinner... with Daffy.

-->- '''Bugs:''' Daffy? Oh right, he's gone... he's gone all week! That's seven glorious days without a crazy person in my life! ''<Lola literally drives up to front door and screeches to a stop a foot from his head>''

* There's an unexpected ShoutOut to how Daffy's bill would constantly be blasted off in the original cartoons: Upon learning that Daffy can't swim, a frustrated Porky asks Daffy if he's really a duck. Daffy says "I'm not sure. This comes off very easily," and casually pulls his bill off to hold in his hand.

* In Daffy's lie where Porky was the high school nerd, he goes up to the other nerds, Marvin and Pete, who are happy to sit with him. In reality where Daffy was the nerd, he asks if the seat is taken...[[EvenNerdsHaveStandards only to just walk away from the table without a word.]]

* The B story starring Bugs and Lola starts with Bugs arriving at the doctor's office to check on Lola, and him asking about Lola's broken leg. She goes into a story about how she was trying to save a baby from a rooftop by going through some dangerous events where she could have broken her leg in those moments, but she didn't. After recalling the events of the story, which was completely irrelevant overall, it turns out Lola broke her leg getting up on the doctor's table.

--> '''Policeman:''' Impersonating a chauffeur isn't illegal. ''Sad,'' but not illegal.

* The [[BewaretheNiceOnes normally kindhearted and easygoing Porky]] [[UnstoppableRage going absolutely berserk]]] upon finding out that Daffy tricked him into giving him all of his money so that he could buy a yacht and beating him senseless while Bugs just sits there, watching nonchalantly and eating shrimp. Doubles as an SugarWiki/AwesomeMoment because, let's face it, [[LaserGuidedKarma Daffy totally deserved it]].