Follow TV Tropes

Following

History Funny / TheLivingDaylights

Go To

OR

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** Let's not forget as they're sliding, one of the bullets hits the cello, causing Kara to gasp at him. All he can do is sheepishly apologize.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Bond''': Relax, Georgi. Our engineers have spent months perfecting this.\\
'''Koskov''': How many times have you done this before?\\
'''Bond''': You're the first!\\
'''Koskov''': No! [gets stuffed inside]

to:

-->'''Bond''': -->'''Bond:''' Relax, Georgi. Our engineers have spent months perfecting this.\\
'''Koskov''': '''Koskov:''' How many times have you done this before?\\
'''Bond''': '''Bond:''' You're the first!\\
'''Koskov''': '''Koskov:''' No! [gets stuffed inside]



-->'''Bond''': And what do I whistle to blow up the whole room? "God Save the Queen"?

to:

-->'''Bond''': --->'''Bond:''' And what do I whistle to blow up the whole room? "God Save the Queen"?



--> '''M''': [[LampshadeHanging I can't imagine why.]]

to:

--> '''M''': -->'''M:''' [[LampshadeHanging I can't imagine why.]]



-->'''Kara:''' You were fantastic! We're free!
-->'''Bond:''' Kara, we're inside a Soviet air base in the middle of Afghanistan!
-->'''Kara''': At least we're together.
-->'''Bond''': [[SarcasmMode Terrific]].

to:

-->'''Kara:''' You were fantastic! We're free!
-->'''Bond:'''
free!\\
'''Bond:'''
Kara, we're inside a Soviet air base in the middle of Afghanistan!
-->'''Kara''':
Afghanistan!\\
'''Kara:'''
At least we're together.
-->'''Bond''':
together.\\
'''Bond:'''
[[SarcasmMode Terrific]].



-->'''Bond:''' ''(Laughing)'' What is that supposed to mean?
-->'''Kara:''' Back end of horse!
-->'''Bond:''' ''(Barely keeping himself from laughing)'' You calling me a horse's arse?

to:

-->'''Bond:''' ''(Laughing)'' What is that supposed to mean?
-->'''Kara:'''
mean?\\
'''Kara:'''
Back end of horse!
-->'''Bond:'''
horse!\\
'''Bond:'''
''(Barely keeping himself from laughing)'' You calling me a horse's arse?
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Already on the page.


* After using a gadget to knock out two Russian guards and get out of their cell in the small jail at the Russian Air Base Bond has to give Kara a CaptainObvious statement:
-->'''Kara: '''We’re free!!! \\
'''Bond: '''Kara, we’re inside a Russian Air Base in Afghanistan.\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Added

Added DiffLines:

* After using a gadget to knock out two Russian guards and get out of their cell in the small jail at the Russian Air Base Bond has to give Kara a CaptainObvious statement:
-->'''Kara: '''We’re free!!! \\
'''Bond: '''Kara, we’re inside a Russian Air Base in Afghanistan.\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
spelling/grammar fix(es)


* Rosika Miklos' scene fake-seducing her superior. The look on his face when she rips her jumpsuit open is indescribable: fear, desire, amazement all mixed into one. She squeezes his face into her cleavage so he doesn't see the control panel lighting up when the pig is launched, and when it's away, she shoves him back and yells at him:

to:

* Rosika Miklos' Miklos's scene fake-seducing her superior. The look on his face when she rips her jumpsuit open is indescribable: fear, desire, and amazement all mixed into one. She squeezes his face into her cleavage so he doesn't see the control panel lighting up when the pig is launched, and when it's away, she shoves him back and yells at him:



** Bond grabbing the phone and saying who whoever is on the other line, "She'll call you back" and hanging up. [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E04SecretAgentSuperDragon Secret Agent Super]] ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E04SecretAgentSuperDragon Rude]]''.

to:

** Bond grabbing the phone and phone, saying who to whoever is on the other line, "She'll call you back" back," and hanging up. [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E04SecretAgentSuperDragon Secret Agent Super]] ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E04SecretAgentSuperDragon Rude]]''.



*** Which is a bit much even for Bond. He's just verified that an SAS officer and another 00 agent is dead, he's left a trail of destruction through the Gibralter base, he's killed the assassin - and he's going to delay an hour for a dalliance with a pretty girl? OK, maybe that is just who Bond is.

to:

*** Which is a bit much even for Bond. He's just verified that an SAS officer and another 00 agent is are dead, he's left a trail of destruction through the Gibralter Gibraltar base, he's killed the assassin - and he's going to delay an hour for a dalliance with a pretty girl? OK, maybe that is just who Bond is.



** At the end of the sequence, Q asks a random tech to lie down in a couch, which immediately flips the tech under the cushions and gives Q a free space to sit.

to:

** At the end of the sequence, Q asks a random tech to lie down in on a couch, which immediately flips the tech under the cushions and gives Q a free space to sit.



* Kamran Shah accompanied by his Afghan rebels showing up at Kara's concert, they'd have got there sooner, [[DarkHumor but had some trouble getting through customs]].

to:

* Kamran Shah accompanied by his Afghan rebels showing up at Kara's concert, they'd concert. They'd have got there sooner, [[DarkHumor but they had some trouble getting through customs]].



** It's a bit blink-and-you-miss-it, but even before this, as Koskov is starting the soft-soap Bond and Pushkin briefly exchange a "Can you ''believe'' this asshole?" look.

to:

** It's a bit blink-and-you-miss-it, but even before this, as Koskov is starting the soft-soap soft soap, Bond and Pushkin briefly exchange a "Can you ''believe'' this asshole?" look.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* When the Russians are trying to stop Bond at the airfield, Koskov orders them not to shoot with a rather hammy "You'll destroy the paint" line.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** "We have nothing to declare!" "Just this cello!"
** As they slide across the Austrian border, Bond gives his passport to Kara and tells her to flash it to the border guards.

to:

** "We have nothing to declare!" "Just this cello!"
cello!" The neat little toss-and-catch Bond manages to do with it over the guardrail is momentary but impressive.
** As they slide across the Austrian border, Bond also gives his passport to Kara and tells her to flash it to the border guards.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Kara:''' We must go back to get my cello!\\

to:

-->'''Kara:''' We I must go back to get my cello!\\



''(GilliganCut to James alone in the car at the conservatory)''\\

to:

''(GilliganCut to James alone and {{Facepalm}}ing in the car at the conservatory)''\\



''(M gives Bond a DeathGlare, implying either that he was the one who chose the original item, or - knowing Bond - Bond has bought a much more expensive vintage to charge to the account )''

to:

''(M gives Bond a DeathGlare, implying either that he was the one who chose the original item, or - knowing Bond - Bond has bought a much more expensive vintage to charge to the account )''account)''
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Rated M For Manly is about works, not characters


-->'''Linda:''' It's all so boring here, Margo. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. [[TemptingFate If only I could find a]] ''[[RatedMForManly Real Man]]''.\\

to:

-->'''Linda:''' It's all so boring here, Margo. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. [[TemptingFate If only I could find a]] ''[[RatedMForManly Real Man]]''.''Real Man''.\\
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
002 was cast to resemble Moore. 004 (the one who actually dies) was the Lazenby look-alike.


* 002 being outed from the exercise by the SAS ''moments'' after landing. His annoyed glare really sells it. Bonus points for him being the [[Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService George Lazenby]] {{Expy}}.

to:

* 002 being outed from the exercise by the SAS ''moments'' after landing. His annoyed glare really sells it. Bonus points for him being the [[Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService George Lazenby]] Creator/RogerMoore {{Expy}}.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


*** Which is a bit much even for Bond. He's just verified that another 00 agent is dead, he's left a trail of destruction through the Gibralter base, he's killed the assassin - and he's going to delay an hour for a dalliance with a pretty girl? OK, maybe that is just who Bond is.

to:

*** Which is a bit much even for Bond. He's just verified that an SAS officer and another 00 agent is dead, he's left a trail of destruction through the Gibralter base, he's killed the assassin - and he's going to delay an hour for a dalliance with a pretty girl? OK, maybe that is just who Bond is.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

*** Which is a bit much even for Bond. He's just verified that another 00 agent is dead, he's left a trail of destruction through the Gibralter base, he's killed the assassin - and he's going to delay an hour for a dalliance with a pretty girl? OK, maybe that is just who Bond is.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Earlier, Shah ecstatically gives the jailer [[FlippingTheBird the finger]] as he is [[LaserGuidedKarma thrown in one of the cells]] he attempted to put Bond and Kara in.

to:

** Earlier, Shah ecstatically gives the jailer [[FlippingTheBird gives the jailer the finger]] as he is [[LaserGuidedKarma thrown in one of the cells]] he attempted to put Bond and Kara in.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Earlier, Shah gives the jailer [[FlippingTheBird the finger]] as he is [[LaserGuidedKarma thrown in one of the cells]] he attempted to put Bond and Kara in.

to:

** Earlier, Shah ecstatically gives the jailer [[FlippingTheBird the finger]] as he is [[LaserGuidedKarma thrown in one of the cells]] he attempted to put Bond and Kara in.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** Earlier, Shah gives the jailer [[FlippingTheBird the finger]] as he is [[LaserGuidedKarma thrown in one of the cells]] he attempted to put Bond and Kara in.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Kara's attempt to insult Bond when he says he must return to the airbase to stop Koskov, complete with her whacking him down with a ''pillow'' as she shouts in Russian.

to:

* Kara's attempt to insult Bond when he says he must return to the airbase to stop Koskov, complete with her whacking him down with a ''pillow'' as she shouts in Russian.Slovak.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/what_kind_of_girl_do_you_think_i_am.png]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* Bond's zinger after disposing of Necros. He "got the boot." It remains confusing why so many believe Dalton's Bond is humorless. He's often hilarious, he's just more sarcastic in his delivery than Moore, who gave the line readings in on the joke.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* 002 being outed from the exercise by the SAS ''moments'' after landing. His annoyed glare really sells it.

to:

* 002 being outed from the exercise by the SAS ''moments'' after landing. His annoyed glare really sells it. Bonus points for him being the [[Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService George Lazenby]] {{Expy}}.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* During the training exercise, after it's revealed there's an ''actual'' killer murdering spies, one guard hasn't found out that it's no longer training, shooting Bond with paintballs then exasperatedly shouting when Bond doesn't have the "good sense" to pretend to die: "HEY! YOU'RE DEAD!!!"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
already there


* M's aghast reaction to Bond replacing the champagne from Harrods with Bollinger RD.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


-->'''Linda:''' It's all so boring here, Margo. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. [[TemptingFate If only I could find a ''Real Man''.]]\\

to:

-->'''Linda:''' It's all so boring here, Margo. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. [[TemptingFate If only I could find a ''Real Man''.]]\\a]] ''[[RatedMForManly Real Man]]''.\\

Top