History Funny / TheLionKingAdventures

19th Jul '14 11:03:27 AM LordGro
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** Death's brief little song: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, to killing lions I go…"]]

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** Death's brief little song: [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves [[Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, to killing lions I go…"]]
30th Dec '13 10:32:03 AM LongLiveHumour
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-->'''Shocker (grinning evilly):''' ''[[Main/TheLionKing Precisely]]''.

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-->'''Shocker (grinning evilly):''' ''[[Main/TheLionKing ''[[Disney/TheLionKing Precisely]]''.
22nd Sep '13 1:22:19 PM Anonymous13B
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* Several moments in ''Tama's Bet'':
** The entire first chapter. Just go and read it.
** Simba suggesting he and Nala play a game called "[[Main/NeverSmileAtACrocodile Crocodile Escape]]."
** Tojo's reaction to Simba and Nala kissing.
** Tama draggin Tojo along the ground by his tail.
** Tama commenting that her father moved in mysterious circles, only to elaborate that he had one leg shorter than the other.
** Nala banning Simba from tickling anyone.
** Simba: "Why do I get the feeling that the whole 'my Mom and Dad have been kidnapped' thing was a lie?"
** Tojo fainting when Tama whispers into his ear where babies come from.
21st Sep '13 2:07:35 PM Anonymous13B
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* Many moments in ''Everyone Loves Nala'':
** Every scene with Shocker and Interceptor is hilarious.
** Simba and Haiba [[spoiler: trying to escape the river, and falling into a pit after that. It's even funnier when it's revealed Haiba was the one who dug the pit]].
** Interceptor mimicking Shocker twice.
** [[spoiler: Interceptor throwing the Mapenzi plant into the gorge, believing no one will ever find it, only for Zazu and Pori to stumble on it mere seconds later]].
** Haiba [[spoiler: falling in love with Nala, and sobbing overdramatically when she tries to say no]].
** After [[spoiler: Haiba]] and Nala "get together," he literally clings on to her, only leaving when she suggests he invite Simba to their wedding.

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* Many moments in ''Everyone Loves Nala'':
** Every scene with Shocker and Interceptor is hilarious.
** Simba and Haiba [[spoiler: trying to escape the river, and falling into a pit after that. It's even funnier when it's revealed Haiba was the one who dug the pit]].
** Interceptor mimicking Shocker twice.
** [[spoiler: Interceptor throwing the Mapenzi plant into the gorge, believing no one will ever find it, only for Zazu and Pori to stumble on it mere seconds later]].
** Haiba [[spoiler: falling in love with Nala, and sobbing overdramatically when she tries to say no]].
bemoaning the loss of the tree, citing how comfy it is.
** After [[spoiler: Haiba]] and Nala "get together," he literally clings on to her, only leaving when she suggests he invite Simba to their wedding.Haiba: "If there are Great Kings of the Past, then they suck."



-->'''Shocker (smiling):''' Can you imagine it? They're probably lying there right now, screaming and crying for help! (Laughs evilly) And no one will be around to help them! They will die! Die now and die for ever!
-->'''Interceptor:''' Crude, kid. Very crude.
** The Interceptor's constant complaints about the Mapenzi plant looking pink and girly.

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-->'''Shocker (smiling):''' Can -->'''Scar:''' Oh—a little cub. What do you imagine it? They're probably lying there right now, screaming want?
-->'''Haiba:''' Well, I would like you to leave the Pride Lands
and crying for help! (Laughs evilly) And no one will be around to help them! They will die! Die now and die for ever!
-->'''Interceptor:''' Crude, kid. Very crude.
** The Interceptor's constant complaints
never ever come back. Now get out.
-->'''Scar:''' I don't think so. You don't know who I am—do you?
-->'''Haiba:''' I don't particularly care.
-->'''Scar:''' Your rudeness is grating on my nerves. I think it's
about time that you were dealt with.
-->'''Haiba (flatly):''' [[Main/DeadpanSnarker Oh, somebody help me, please. Come on. I've seen wildebeest with better magical powers than you—]]
-->(Scar sends Haiba flying into a bush.)
** Nala leaves
the Mapenzi plant looking pink den, telling her mother she is always careful, but she returns exactly nine seconds later:
-->'''Nala:''' Mom, do you ever get those days when something really horrible happens?
-->'''Sarafina:''' What do you mean, Nala?
-->'''Nala:''' Well, when I just looked outside, all of the trees were destroyed. And Simba's Uncle Scar is making his way towards us.
** Shocker
and girly.Interceptor talking about Scar's betrayal.


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-->'''Interceptor:''' We'll rip him in half. That way we get two Scars for the price of one.
-->'''Shocker:''' No, that's two halves.
-->'''Interceptor:''' I'll crack the jokes.
** Simba to the Interceptor: "Gotcha."
** The entire scene between Haiba and Nala is simply hilarious.
*** Within this scene is Nala's rant where she explains to Haiba who Scar is: "He's Simba's uncle! He took over the Pride Lands! Hago killed him! He's evil! He's greedy! He's mean! ''Is that enough information for you?''"
* Many moments in ''Everyone Loves Nala'':
** Every scene with Shocker and Interceptor is hilarious.
** Simba and Haiba [[spoiler: trying to escape the river, and falling into a pit after that. It's even funnier when it's revealed Haiba was the one who dug the pit]].
** Interceptor mimicking Shocker twice.
** [[spoiler: Interceptor throwing the Mapenzi plant into the gorge, believing no one will ever find it, only for Zazu and Pori to stumble on it mere seconds later]].
** Haiba [[spoiler: falling in love with Nala, and sobbing overdramatically when she tries to say no]].
** After [[spoiler: Haiba]] and Nala "get together," he literally clings on to her, only leaving when she suggests he invite Simba to their wedding.
** This exchange:
-->'''Shocker (smiling):''' Can you imagine it? They're probably lying there right now, screaming and crying for help! (Laughs evilly) And no one will be around to help them! They will die! Die now and die for ever!
-->'''Interceptor:''' Crude, kid. Very crude.
** The Interceptor's constant complaints about the Mapenzi plant looking pink and girly.
** This exchange:
21st Sep '13 1:50:18 PM Anonymous13B
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* Plenty of moments in ''Rebirth'':
** Froggy and Interceptor arguing.
** Nala: "There has to be something wrong with me. Something in my blood. I've got a father who's an evil wizard and a mother who's half-vampire. Can my family get any weirder?"
** "Mufasa" grounding Simba for blinking.
** Shocker threatening to use Froggy's life force to resurrect Scar if he doesn't shut up.
** Froggy and Interceptor thinking in their heads about how Shocker isn't being blinded by the flames.
** Interceptor on the resurrection: "I don't know whether to hate it or like it!"
** Shocker jumping onto Interceptor's stomach to introduce himself to Scar. It's just like any kid trying to get close to their favorite celebrity...
** Scar on Froggy: "What… is that? And why is it in my presence?" This is followed shortly by Scar flicking the amphibian away with a claw.
** Scar leaving the scene and stepping on Interceptor, asking what the lion's name is, only to get the response, "Interceptor! I just told you my name!"
19th Sep '13 4:32:02 PM Anonymous13B
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** Nala snarls that she will never marry Hila, and he smiles that he will kill her if she doesn't, and that it is Pride Lands law. Her comeback is, "Yeah – ''your'' version of it."
** [[spoiler: After Tama restores Nala's life energy, she begins running around in circles and asks why everyone is so slow]].
19th Sep '13 4:27:56 PM Anonymous13B
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* From ''The Royal Challenge'':
** Simba's little fit once he [[spoiler: snaps out of the hypnotism]].
** Zazu trying to explain how brave he is, only for Simba to dismiss every single answer.
** Simba talking about his big belly, and Haiba commenting that he would love to go out with a chubby cub.
** Simba to Haiba: "You think we're not going to investigate a mysterious new cub? What kind of heroes do you take us for?"
** Nala using her sheer strength to block Simba from running up to Hila and attacking him.
** Sarabi fainting throughout the story.
** Zazu's punishment for not abolishing the Royal Challenge law is [[spoiler: being tickled by monkeys]].
** Hila's reasons for marrying Nala: "I'm going to betroth us, so we'll have to be together. You're hot, I'm hot. What the heck? We can have a good make-out session once in a while."
** Haiba asking who the person at the top of the tree will be, only for everyone to stare at him. He simply asks, "Why are you all looking at me?"
** Haiba's smiling quip to Hila: "Does that reward involve you moving your butt out of here? 'Cause that'd be great!"
** Simba vowing to kill Zazu for forgetting to get rid of the law.
14th Sep '13 5:12:52 PM Anonymous13B
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* Plenty of moments in ''Two Cubs and a Baby'':
** When Nala wakes up Simba, he responds, "You can stop prodding and start cuddling."
** When Tama [[spoiler: frees Tojo from slavery]], his reaction is thus: "It's just that this is… a little crazy. Actually, it's more than that – it's insane. Did you wake up one morning to find yourself with someone else's brain? Someone who actually had a little bit of sympathy for me? Or are you ill? Do you have a temperature?"
** Tojo's sarcastic response to the prospect of becoming a jester.
** Simba tickling Nala on her stomach, followed by Nala throwing Simba into the water hole.
** Nala's reaction upon beholding the baby.
** Nala: "But, of course, there is just one tiny, little, itsy-bitsy thing I have to ask you...''Where the heck did you get a baby from?''"
** Simba and Nala trying to name the baby, since all of the names are the names of sub-canon characters.
** The cubs arguing over who has to do what for the baby's sake.
** Nala: "Are you serious? We can't feed him leaves!"
** Simba knocking over Tojo while running to save the baby.
** [[spoiler: Shenzi and Banzai]]'s cameo.
11th Sep '13 9:43:36 PM Anonymous13B
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* Several moments in ''All Alone'':
** The first scene with Simba and Nala, including Nala counting oranges to try and sleep.
** Nala falling asleep next to Simba and muttering, "Goodnight Mommy."
** Tojo worrying that Tama will hit him because of [[spoiler: the kiss at the end of the last story]].
** Tojo's bizarre theories as to why everyone disappeared.
** Tama asking if the disappearance is weirder than [[Disney/Dumbo a flying elephant with a magic feather]].
** Tama and Tojo screaming when Simba approaches them.
** Tama: "Simba, you're absolutely right. We've done nothing to you. It's just that… you scared us! Yeah, that's right! You just… took us by surprise, that's all! That's what we do when we're scared. We babble. A lot. In fact, I'm babbling right now! Just look at me! Babble, babble, babble, that's all I do!"
** Tama and Tojo talking and dawdling, only for an impatient Simba to shout back, "You guys coming or not? You're going so slow I can't tell if you're walking!"
** Simba's various [[Main/DeadpanSnarker snarky comments]] regarding Usaliti.
** [[spoiler: After everyone is rescued]], Nala comments that Simba is a hero even when she doesn't know it, and he cockily smiles, "I know. I just can't help myself!"
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* Plenty of moments in ''Mtumwa Strikes Back'':
** Simba being paranoid about something waiting to happen to them.
** Nala commenting that the weather is really hot, prompting Simba to smile, "Not as hot as—" (Nala cuts him off)
** Simba: "Is that the best you can come up with? What happened to Simba the strong, brave hero everyone knows and loves? Now all I get is a 'cuddly wuddly'. Figures."
** Tojo [[spoiler: tricking Tama into pulling him into the water, thereby cooling him off]].
** Tojo's sarcastic asides.
** Simba trying to prove to Nala that he can fly.
** Tama talking about how beautiful she is, and Tojo making fun of her.
** Tojo [[spoiler: trying to eat himself]] is simply hilarious.
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