History Funny / TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword

** This is likely a CallBack ([[AnachronicOrder or Call Forward)]] to a similar scene in [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker The Wind Waker]], where Link had a similar reaction to a very similar statue doing a very similar thing. Just that in [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker The Wind Waker]], Link went on to examine the statue closer in order to see if it's broken -- only to have it blow up in his face.
* When you start searching for Zelda in Faron Woods and come across a kikwi with her aura around it, answering "Zelda?" results in Fi giving an [[OverlyLongGag overly long analysis]] of the kikwi that confirms, [[IfMyCalculationsAreCorrect with 95% accuracy,]] that the kikwi is not, in fact, Zelda. You know you've said something stupid when your ''sword'' [[DeadpanSnarker starts snarking at you.]]

-->''You got your Bomb Bag back! [[ThrowDownTheBomblet Time to make something explode]].

-->'''Machi''': Now there's a green one! I didn't even know they came in green!
-->'''Kortz''': You don't look like one of them, that's for sure. You're not THAT ugly.
-->'''Merco''': I swear this neighborhood's getting crummier every day.

** If you analyze [[spoiler:the hand]], Fi assures you to "Cease being scared and talk to her".

* If you throw a bomb at a Bokoblin, it'll run away. Do this with a Technoblin, and it may run right out of the Timeshift zone and turn into a pile of bones.

* The Guays/crows in the forest will sometimes poop on your shoulder. Link makes a horrified/disgusted face as he runs around with an adorable stylized poo on him.
** Scanning them with Fi has her state that getting pooped on has a 100% chance of aggravation.
*** There's also something funny about how the poo ''drains your stamina gauge'' if left unchecked.

* While [[spoiler:battling Demise, Link can whip out his bug-catching net. Demise will actually [[MythologyGag pause to stare at it.]]]]

** Kina: "Oh, look! It's the brave knight who slayed the chandelier!"

* "This is Peatrice, a sweet girl whose occupation of storing items provides little intellectual stimulation. You can store items with her at the bazaar. [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat Master, your interest in this young woman is clear. I can see your aura shining brightly with joy in her presence.]] ...I strongly recommend that you do not mention this when you next encounter Zelda."

** The accompanying description's pretty damn amusing too.

** Knocking them off ledges and watching them roll down the hills in Eldin, shaking them off the tightrope, stealing their monster horns with the whip and watching them pitch a mini temper tantrum over it, and all other forms of [[TheJoysOfTorturingMooks tormenting the]]m are sadistically funny.

--> You picked up a Rupoor!
--> That means you've lost 10 rupees.
--> [[AndThatsTerrible And that's a little bit sad.]]

* One of the Gratitude Crystal sidequests also counts. It's a MythologyGag centered around one of the weirdest [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Big Lipped Alligator Moments]] from MajorasMask. To wit: you discover somebody in the Knight's Academy's bathroom in the middle of the night, crying out for paper ("any paper!"). When you find paper, she lets you into the bathroom... to reveal that it's a [[spoiler:disembodied hand]] that appears from inside the toilet. The only thing that could make this better is the fact that the paper is actually a [[spoiler:love letter]]. It's truly a thing of wonder.

* The "item get" description for the sailscloth is followed by small text stating, "...It smells nice too". Zelda simply tells him to stop goofing off as they were doing a sacred ritual at the time.

* The first Goron you've meet, Gorok the Goron, states that he has been researching an ancient civilization related to the bird statues, or, more specifically, the "Isle of the Goddess" (Skyloft). Ask him what he knows, and he'll go on that since it was created by the Goddess herself, it ''must'' be a paradise where everyone lives in harmony, the trees are full of fruit that can cure any disease, the fields are full of pumpkins that never rot, magical wildflowers bloom everywhere, and that the weather's always perfect. He says these things to Link who had just come from Skyloft. Better yet, he reacts with amazement once Link approaches the bird statue... which reacts the same way to Link as what any other bird statue would if he were to approach them.

* The first Goron you've meet, Gorok the Goron, states that he has been researching an ancient civilization related to the bird statues, or, more specifically, the "Isle of the Goddess" (Skyloft). Ask him what he knows, and he'll go on that since it was created by the Goddess herself, it ''must'' be a paradise where everyone lives in harmony, the trees are full of fruit that can cure any disease, the fields are full of pumpkins that never rot, magical wildflowers bloom everywhere, and that the weather's always perfect. He says these things to Link who had just come from Skyloft. Better yet, he reacts with awe once Link approaches the bird statue... which reacts the same way to Link as what any other bird statue would if he were to approach them.

* The first Goron you've meet, Gorok the Goron, states that he has been researching an ancient civilization related to the bird statues, or, more specifically, the "Isle of the Goddess" (Skyloft). Ask him what he knows, and he'll go on that since it was created by the Goddess herself, it ''must'' be a paradise where everyone lives in harmony, the trees are full of fruit that can cure any disease, the fields are full of pumpkins that never rot, magical wildflowers bloom everywhere, and that the weather's always perfect. He says these things to Link who had just come from Skyloft. Better yet, he reacts with glee once Link approaches the bird statue... which reacts the same way to Link as what any other bird statue would if he were to approach them.

* The first Goron you've meet, Gorok the Goron, states that he has been researching an ancient civilization related to the bird statues, or, more specifically, the "Isle of the Goddess" (Skyloft). Ask him what he knows, and he'll go on that since it was created by the Goddess herself, it ''must'' be a paradise where everyone lives in harmony, the trees are full of fruit that can cure any disease, the fields are full of pumpkins that never rot, magical wildflowers bloom everywhere, and that the weather's always perfect. He says these things to Link who had just come from Skyloft. Better yet, he reacts like a {{Fanboy}} would once Link approaches the bird statue... which reacts the same way to Link as what any other bird statue would if he were to approach them.

* The item get description for the sailscloth is followed by a small text stating, "...It smells nice too". Zelda simply tells him to stop goofing off as they were doing a sacred ritual at the time.

--> '''Groose (while pointing his hair in annoyance)''': You lay off the do right now, or I'll flatten you. Everyone knows I've got the slickest pompadour in town.

* Try and walk out of Beedle's shop without buying anything after looking at his wares. [[SchmuckBait Go ahead, try.]] [[spoiler:He opens a trap door beneath you, causing you to fall face first to the ground.]]

* And of course, the fact that KleptomaniacHero, among many, ''many'' other adventure-game tropes are [[SubvertedTrope subverted]] throughout the course of the game.

** One example is the first time you're exiting the basement floor via rope. [[spoiler:Out of ''nowhere'', the Cursed Bokoblins pop up and chase you up the rope and, if they catch you, you get to shake them off.]] It's hard to run away through the laughter.

** Another moment from the Cistern basement is when you finally get the idol. [[spoiler:A mob of Bokoblins springs from the ground and the statue above you begins to drop down from the ceiling/where it ''used to be'' the ceiling.]] You could probably stay to fight them all off, but it's infinitely more satisfying to [[spoiler:sprint out of the way and watch the cinematic of them being squashed.]] And just for those budding PETM members: it's alright. They're already dead.

** Knocking them off ledges and watching them roll down the hills in Eldin, shaking them off the tightrope, stealing their monster horns with the whip and watching them pitch a mini temper tantrum over it, and all other forms of tormenting them are sadistically funny.

-->'''Fi''': [[OblivioustoLove .........Master...]]We now have the means to bring the propeller back to Skyloft.

* When you first fix Scrapper, he acts like a complete jerk. Then Fi comes out and he starts flirting with her.[[note]]While Fi doesn't have a gender, Scrapper refers to it as a her.[[/note]] She's rendered speechless.

-->'''Scrapper''': Helping young people like yourself is very low on my list of priorities.
-->''[Fi pops out]''
-->'''Scrapper''': Oh! Hey! What was your name? Fi? Would it be alright if I called you Mistress Fi? If it's for Mistress Fi, I'm ready to carry any weight.
-->'''Fi''': ''[extremely long pause]'' ...Master, I believe we now have a way to retrieve that item.

** Let's not forget, "This news positively FILLS my heart with RAINBOWS!"