History Funny / TheLegendOfVoxMachina

* Scanlan complains about them taking the long way to Gilmore's and asks Ved why. Cue one of the dragon's raining fire upon the town. Scanlan immediately agrees the long way sounds good.

--> '''Gilmore:''' (''looking suggestively to Vax'') Well, second most important thing.

* Vorugal promptly dismissing Scanlan’s illusions, as if he’s thinking ‘I’m not as dumb as that blue whelp.’

-->'''Wilhand:''' STOP THAT HAND.

* Percy meets the black powder merchant Victor. After showing Percy his now three-fingered hand declaring, "I've learnt from my mistakes" Vex comes in. Percy leaves after making his purchase and Victor loudly yells to him to not get blown up, and knocks over his oil lamp. He lets out a shriek of despair as the screen cuts to black to the sound of an explosion. He's probably fine.

* Grog squees when he realises he has a beard now, and he is less than impressed when Kashaw scoffs.

'''Percy:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, "just petrified]]?! ''REALLY''?!

** The more Wilhand tries to explain how Grog can get back to normal, it still sounds very suggestive.

* Zanror giving Grog Kevdak’s blood axe. Grog, who’s last weapon he took from a slain enemy was an evil sword that almost drove him mad, quickly checks if the axe can talk before taking it, much to Zanror’s confusion.

* At the end of the episode, after Scanlan's moment of glory killing Umbrasyl, the dragon's body collapses on top of him. Not unreasonably, his party believes him to be dead, and a tearful Pike even gives him a parting kiss while telling him how brave he was. [[MoodWhiplash And then]], in Pike's arms, Scanlan mutters a playful, "Oh, Scanlan, I love you too."

'''Vax:''' Aw, I'm only asking you to give me a ''hand''. ''[Grog slices his hand off]''\\

** After Grog slices Agar's hand off, he stumbles into a pair of catfolk sitting at the bar, [[ThatPoorCat with the expected result]].

* Grog leading the herd. They should start preparing the ambush and the trap tomorrow morning. The herd grumbles, because they have to get up early after the party. Okay, they should start preparing the trap at noon. The herd grumbles, because they still have to eat and will still be hungover from the party last night.
--> '''Grog:''' Alright, we do need more time to plan prepare the trap properly. Tomorrow afternoon, we dig!
The whole herd cheers.

** The last one let Scanlan [[FireBreathingDiner breath fire]], except he can't actually control it, so it's more like he's puking fire at everyone and everything.

-->'''Grog''': (abnormally high-pitched) This is worse than death!

'''Scanlan:''' Last name, 'Pedobear,' maybe?\\

'''Kash:''' (''beat'') Okay, you guys are assholes.

'''Pike:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh, god]]. (''{{facepalm}}'')\\

--> '''Vex:''' Vax, are you alright- ''WHAT THE FUCK''?

* Zanror giving Grog Kevdak’s blood axe -- Grog, who’s last weapon he took from a slain enemy was an evil sword that almost drove him mad, quickly checks if the axe can talk before taking it, much to Zanror’s confusion.

* Scanlan's plan to get inside Umbrasyl, from [[AssShove the back door]]. Vax is clearly not happy with this idea, but they go through it anyway.
** Vax launches them towards Umbrasyl's butt, Scanlan forms his Scanlan's hand and the two go straight into its butt. The shocked face the Hope Devourer makes is also icing on the cake.

* The rest of Vox Machina's reactions to Scanlan's plan.
--> '''Pike:''' ''That'' was their plan?! Go up its ass?!\\
'''Vex:''' Well, this is Scanlan we're talking about.

* After much slapping and yelling, Vax decides, screw it, and rips off Scanlan's chest hair. This immediately wakes the gnome up.
--> '''Scanlan:''' I was having the most amazing dream!\\

--> '''Pike:''' ''That'' was they're plan?! Go up it's ass?!\\

-->'''Vex''': [[ActuallyPrettyFunny The likenesses aren't bad.]]

** During the montage, Scanlan and Pike briefly use Grog as a raft to traverse some rapids, zip-line him through a forest with Agon's hand used as a grappling hook, and wind up in a tug-of-war with Grog acting as the rope with a ravenous wolf. Where's the wolf holding onto Grog? ''His [[GroinAttack balls]]'', with accompanying high-pitched screaming from the emanciated barbarian.

* After Vex and Keyleth get down from their high, Keyleth describes that she was able to commune to nature in a more personal level... only to then start barfing up a literal rainbow puke. Their new saytr friend found it amusing.

--'''Pike:''' Wait. You're ''alive,'' motherfucker?!

-->'''Grog:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. GOT. A.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis BEARD]]''!\\
'''Kashaw:''' Okay! That's -- it's awesome!

** Annoyed, Percy tries to go through his plan again, via demonstration. Just as he places his hand on the plate to trigger the trap, it snaps closed. Painfully.
--> '''Percy:''' OW! ''Son of a bitch''!!\\

* Hiding from Umbrasyl's venom blast, Vax asks why Scanlan was just standing out in the open. Scanlan tells him he has a lot to prove. Vax groans about his new role as the Matron of Ravens' champion and Scanlan follows up with revealing he found out he's a father.

*** Even better - this scene takes place immediately after exposition about the vestiges, "weapons created to strike down the gods", implying that Grog used god-killing power to grow a beard.

* Scanlan asks Pike for some priestly advice. He metaphorically asks what to do if he found a puppy (Kaylie) and segways into him almost accidentally sleeping with said puppy. Pike's look of pure ''disgust'' on her face has to be seen.

---> '''Grog:''' Oh gods! I'm as ''puny'' as ''Vax''!!
** During the montage, Scanlan and Pike briefly use

--> '''Grog:''' Oh gods! I'm as ''puny'' as ''Vax''!!
* Pike sighs when Scanlan falls back onto his usual flirty antics after she compliments him on being a good care-taker. He sighs and soon turns around to see a murder of crows pecking at a limp Grog who's screaming for help.

-->'''Keyleth:''' (''gags'')\\

* Vax heads to the Matron of Ravens' temple in Westruun, but before he goes in, tells Vex that he's been aware of her following him for the last four blocks. Vex steps out from behind a tomb and offender says she wasn't the one Vax heard...causing Keyleth to walk out from behind a wall.

* Zanror giving Grog Kevdak’s blood axe -- Grog, who’s last weapon he took from a slain enemy was an evil sword that almost drove him mad, quickly checks to see if the axe can talk before taking it, much to Zanror’s confusion.