History Funny / TheLastSpartan

16th Apr '18 8:12:49 PM SithkingZero
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* Chief captures Saren on Eletania and duct-tapes his mouth closed when he won't shut up. No, I'm not kidding, this actually happens.
15th Apr '18 7:42:06 AM SithkingZero
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* The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter.

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* The method Chief uses to deal with the infamous reporter. Specifically, [[spoiler: power walking past her while responding "No Comment" to everything she says.]]



** For clarification, a Super Carrier is ''roughly'' three quarters the size of the entire Citadel. ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill, indeed.

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** For clarification, a Super Carrier is ''roughly'' three quarters the size of the entire Citadel. Citadel, and is ''covered in guns.'' ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill, indeed.



* A Sangheili Minor playing a game of 'answer the question correctly or run laps around the cargo bay until I tell you to stop.' With his Unggoy troops.

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* A Sangheili Minor playing a game of 'answer the question correctly or run laps around the cargo bay until I tell you to stop.' stop,' With his Unggoy troops.troops.
** Across the bay, there's another Sangheli Minor with his Unggoy... and they're playing ''poker.'' The Minor is wearing a green poker visor, and one of the Unggoy is ''beating him.''



-->"Lawrence" (speaking to another unggoy thinking of doing so): You don't want to end up like the last unggoy that tried to eat Turian food.
points to port-a-potty further down the dock*
-->"Unggoy inside port-a-potty": [[ToiletHumor MY BUTT IS DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!]]

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-->"Lawrence" -->'''Lawrence''' (speaking to another unggoy thinking of doing so): You don't want to end up like the last unggoy that tried to eat Turian food.
points
food.
-->*points
to port-a-potty further down the dock*
-->"Unggoy -->'''Unggoy inside port-a-potty": port-a-potty''': [[ToiletHumor MY BUTT IS DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!]]
19th Feb '18 6:05:25 PM jazzyamx
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-->"WORT WORT WORT! GIVE ME MY WORTING CRUCH YOU GETH SYMPATHIZER! DADDY NEEDS HIS CARAMEL FIX!"

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-->"WORT WORT WORT! GIVE ME MY WORTING CRUCH YOU GETH SYMPATHIZER! DADDY NEEDS HIS CARAMEL FIX!"FIX!"
*The results of an unggoy sampling [[AlienLunch Dextro-Amino rations]]
-->"Lawrence" (speaking to another unggoy thinking of doing so): You don't want to end up like the last unggoy that tried to eat Turian food.
points to port-a-potty further down the dock*
-->"Unggoy inside port-a-potty": [[ToiletHumor MY BUTT IS DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!]]
1st Jan '17 9:10:26 AM ZimFan89
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-->'''Cortana''': Who said I was joking that time?

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-->'''Cortana''': Who said I was joking that time?time?
* N'tho gets his hand stuck in a vending machine.
-->"WORT WORT WORT! GIVE ME MY WORTING CRUCH YOU GETH SYMPATHIZER! DADDY NEEDS HIS CARAMEL FIX!"
28th Jun '16 5:16:20 PM ZimFan89
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* ''[[ShowWithinAShow My Life with Bipbap]]''
** It's a sitcom about an Asari and her Unggoy (Grunt) bondmate. The one episode we do see involves Bipbap trying to hide his friend, an elcor, from ''his'' mate... and it backfires spectacularly.

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* ''[[ShowWithinAShow My Life with Bipbap]]''
**
Bipbap]]''. It's a sitcom about an Asari and her Unggoy (Grunt) bondmate. The one episode we do see involves Bipbap trying to hide his friend, an elcor, from ''his'' mate... and it backfires spectacularly.



* A VI goes rogue at an Alliance training facility on [[spoiler:a re-terraformed Reach]], thus Chief and the squad are tasked to shut it down. During a scuffle against drones and LOKI mechs, Wrex enters "[[TheBerserker blood rage]]" when his Harpoon MK VII (which cost him only 5000 credits, something he considers cheap) is rendered unusable, and charges straight into the mechs, destroying them easily. What's funny is all this time, the VI is mistakenly rendering the squad's assault as another typical training exercise. Cortana pulls up the VI's report and lists the squad's combat scores appropriately: Wrex calls "varrenshit" over his scores because Garrus scored higher, despite him taking out more LOKI mechs.

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* A VI goes rogue at an Alliance training facility on [[spoiler:a re-terraformed Reach]], thus Chief and the squad are tasked to shut it down. During a scuffle against drones and LOKI mechs, Wrex enters "[[TheBerserker blood rage]]" when his Harpoon MK VII (which cost him only 5000 credits, something he considers cheap) is rendered unusable, and charges straight into the mechs, destroying them easily. What's funny is all this time, the VI is mistakenly rendering the squad's assault as another typical training exercise. Cortana pulls up the VI's report and lists the squad's combat scores appropriately: Wrex calls "varrenshit" over his scores because Garrus scored higher, despite him taking out more LOKI mechs.mechs.
* Cortana trolls Tali by saying that when she's taken over the galaxy, Tali will be tasked with cleaning the feet of the HumongousMecha body she'll have built for herself. She immediately clarifies she's only joking, stating that her origins mean she has human emotions like a sense of humor... and then compliments Garrus on his "magnificent ass".
-->'''Garrus''': (''awkward'') Uh, heh, good one, Cortana.
-->'''Cortana''': Who said I was joking that time?
1st Jun '15 11:52:20 AM advent_child
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** It's a sitcom about an Asari and her Unggoy bondmate. The one episode we do see involves Bipbap trying to hide his friend, an elcor, from ''his'' mate... and it backfires spectacularly.

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** It's a sitcom about an Asari and her Unggoy (Grunt) bondmate. The one episode we do see involves Bipbap trying to hide his friend, an elcor, from ''his'' mate... and it backfires spectacularly.



* The unggoy dock worker on Eden Prime.

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* The unggoy Unggoy dock worker on Eden Prime.



* A Troupe of ghost-hunting Unggoy.

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* A Troupe troupe of ghost-hunting Unggoy.Unggoy: deciding to search for "The Ghost of Elysium", Chief goes on the extranet to find any information about it. One such detail was a group of Unggoy who really thought the Ghost of Elysium is an ''actual'' ghost and filmed a reality show about it, consisting of nothing but them running around screaming in the night.
1st Jun '15 11:19:43 AM advent_child
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* The Jiralhanae with the fetish for Quarians, and how he meets his end.
** And for that matter, in order to fool the dropship pilot coming to pick him up, Wrex uses his biotics to make it [[OfCorpseHesAlive look like he's waving for the pilot to land]]. And according to Wrex, [[NoodleIncident this wasn't the first time he's used that trick]].

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* The In Chapter 41, after getting past the near-miss nuclear detonation in the mines, Master Chief and the squad escape through drilling into a cavern with a lone Jiralhanae with (Brute) sentry guarding the fetish for Quarians, and how he meets his end.
entrance. Chief quickly kills the guard, but Cortana still can't access the enemy battle net. Tali accesses the dead guard's omni-tool to find anything, only to see the guard had an usually large picture folder's worth of Quarian porn.
** And for For that matter, the Brute Phantom DropShip pilot who's fooled by Chief and the squad to pick up the dead sentry and thinks he hears his friend's Quarian porn vid after hearing Tali's screams, also thinking it's some sick BDSM. The pilot states he intends to take his friend to [[WretchedHive Omega]] to find a Brute female to fix his Quarian fetish "because quite frankly Brack, you need help". No sooner once the pilot open the door to the passenger compartment of the ship does Tali shoot him in the face.
** Additionally,
in order to fool the dropship pilot coming to pick him them up, Wrex uses his biotics to make it [[OfCorpseHesAlive look like he's waving the dead sentry's arms for the pilot to land]]. And according According to Wrex, [[NoodleIncident this wasn't the first time he's used that trick]].
1st Jun '15 6:51:12 AM advent_child
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* During the Eletania mission, the group's motion radar goes off, but is neither marked friendly or foe. Readying themselves, they prepare for the neutral target: a pyjak. Too bad Wrex ''hates'' pyjaks, and keeps his shotgun leveled at the monkey. Chief tells him not to shoot it; Wrex instead uses his biotics to pull the creature towards him and snaps it neck. "[[ExactWords ...I didn't shoot it]]", Wrex reiterates.

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* During the Eletania mission, the group's motion radar goes off, but is neither marked friendly or foe. Readying themselves, they prepare for the neutral target: a pyjak. Too bad Wrex ''hates'' pyjaks, and keeps his shotgun leveled at the monkey. Chief tells him not to shoot it; Wrex instead uses his biotics to pull the creature towards him and snaps it neck. "[[ExactWords ...I didn't shoot it]]", Wrex reiterates.reiterates.
* A VI goes rogue at an Alliance training facility on [[spoiler:a re-terraformed Reach]], thus Chief and the squad are tasked to shut it down. During a scuffle against drones and LOKI mechs, Wrex enters "[[TheBerserker blood rage]]" when his Harpoon MK VII (which cost him only 5000 credits, something he considers cheap) is rendered unusable, and charges straight into the mechs, destroying them easily. What's funny is all this time, the VI is mistakenly rendering the squad's assault as another typical training exercise. Cortana pulls up the VI's report and lists the squad's combat scores appropriately: Wrex calls "varrenshit" over his scores because Garrus scored higher, despite him taking out more LOKI mechs.
29th May '15 12:37:33 PM advent_child
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* During the Eletania mission, the group's motion radar goes off, but is neither marked friendly or foe. Readying themselves, they prepare for the neutral target: a pyjak. Too bad Wrex ''hates'' pyjaks, and keeps his shotgun leveled at the monkey. Chief tells him not to shoot it; Wrex instead uses his biotics to pull the creature towards him and snaps it neck. "[[ExactWords...I didn't shoot it]]", Wrex reiterates.

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* During the Eletania mission, the group's motion radar goes off, but is neither marked friendly or foe. Readying themselves, they prepare for the neutral target: a pyjak. Too bad Wrex ''hates'' pyjaks, and keeps his shotgun leveled at the monkey. Chief tells him not to shoot it; Wrex instead uses his biotics to pull the creature towards him and snaps it neck. "[[ExactWords..."[[ExactWords ...I didn't shoot it]]", Wrex reiterates.
29th May '15 12:36:58 PM advent_child
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--> "[[AuthorAppeal Fuck you,]] [[RuleOfCool that's why]]."

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--> "[[AuthorAppeal Fuck you,]] [[RuleOfCool that's why]].""
* During the Eletania mission, the group's motion radar goes off, but is neither marked friendly or foe. Readying themselves, they prepare for the neutral target: a pyjak. Too bad Wrex ''hates'' pyjaks, and keeps his shotgun leveled at the monkey. Chief tells him not to shoot it; Wrex instead uses his biotics to pull the creature towards him and snaps it neck. "[[ExactWords...I didn't shoot it]]", Wrex reiterates.
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