History Funny / TheLastShip

* 4x03, "Bread and Circus": Lucia, a western women with uncovered head and bare shoulders (gasp!) tries to salvage a negotiation after her brother Giorgio starts fouling it up. A negotiation with a Muslim fundamentalist. [[RealityEnsues He just says "shut up, whore" completely deadpan]]. You can ''see'' her struggling not to punch him, [[MuggingTheMonster we've already seen what a bad idea that would be.]]

* 5x02, "Unite and Fight": Panamanian resistance leader Armando Maza is posing as a Colombian colonel and trying to bluff his way past a checkpoint while Danny and Sasha (in Colombian uniforms) hold the real colonel at gunpoint in the back of the truck. He tells a guard that the prisoner in the back is the notorious and legendary Maza. The guard replies, "Oh, the one they call El Feo (The Ugly One)?" Maza's expression becomes [[DudeWheresMyRespect "Oh, what the fuck did this little pissant just call me?"]], then he insists that it's actually "Mighty Eagle, Who is Loved by Many Women."

* 5x02, "Unite and Fight": Panamanian resistance leader Armando Maza is posing as a Colombian colonel and trying to bluff his way past a checkpoint while Danny and Sasha (in Colombian uniforms) hold the real colonel at gunpoint in the back of the truck. He tells a guard that the prisoner in the back is the notorious and legendary Maza. The guard replies, "Oh, the one they call El Feo (The Ugly One)?" Maza's expression becomes [[DudeWheresMyReapect "Oh, what the fuck did this little pissant just call me?"]], then he insists that it's actually "Mighty Eagle, Who is Loved by Many Women."

* 4x03, "Bread and Circus": Lucia, a western women with uncovered head and bare shoulders (gasp!) tries to salvage a negotiation after her brother Giorgio starts fouling it up. A negotiation with a Muslim fundamentalist. [[RealityEnsues He just says "shut up, whore" completely deadpan]]. You can ''see'' her struggling not to punch him, [[MuggingTheMonster we've already seen what a bad idea that would be.]]

* "Achilles" as a ex-sailor turned mercenary who tells Sean Ramsey that the ''Nathan James'' could be a tanker or a civilian freighter. The latter calls him out [[GenreSavvy since there's no one who can do business in the middle of a worldwide plague outbreak.]]

* 4x03, "Bread and Circus": Lucia, a western women with uncovered head and bare shoulders (gasp!) tries to salvage a negotiation after her boyfriend Giorgio starts fouling it up. A negotiation with a Muslim fundamentalist. [[RealityEnsues He just says "shut up, whore" completely deadpan]]. You can ''see'' her struggling not to punch him.

* 4x02, "The Pillars of Hercules": Chandler has retired to Greece. A local crime boss prettyboy Giorgio he could've killed Chandler. Chandler - a former Navy captain and a trained tactical operator - just looks up at him, and you can ''tell'' he's thinking "...are you serious? Do you have any ''idea'' what kind of foes I've faced? Do you think I'm scared of a pissant like you?" And then he goes "[[SarcasmMode Yeah, I guess you're right.]]"

* 4x02, "The Pillars of Hercules": Chandler has retired to Greece. A local crime boss says he could've killed Chandler. Chandler just looks up at him, and you can just ''tell'' he's thinking "...are you serious? Do you have any ''idea'' what kind of foes I've faced? Do you think I'm scared of a piss ant like you?" And then he goes "[[SarcasmMode Yeah, I guess you're right.]]"

* 4x02, "The Pillars of Hercules": Chandler has retired to Greece. A local crime boss says he could've killed Chandler. Chandler just looks up at him, and you can just ''tell'' he's thinking "...are you serious? Do you have any ''idea'' what kind of foes I've faced?" And then he goes "[[SarcasmMode Yeah, I guess you're right.]]"

** Tex leads the crew in a drunken sea shanty while wearing Garnett's cap.

* In the Season 2 Finale, Tex leads the crew in a drunken sea shanty while wearing Garnett's cap.

* In the Season 2 Finale, Tex leads the crew in a drunken sea shanty while wearing Garner's cap.

-->'''Bacon:''' About two hours ago.

** In "Alone and Unafraid," he uses Niels Sorensen as a human shield during a shootout and doesn't even bat an eye when the bastard gets gutshot.

* Also, in "Long Day's Journey", after a chance comment by Bacon about how to make a roux gives Rachel Scott an epiphany about how to use flour as the base to aerosolize the cure:

* Also, in "Long Day's Journey", after a chance comment by Bacon about the way he makes a meat sauce gives Rachel Scott an epiphany about how to use flour as the base to aerosolize the cure:

* Also, in "Long Day's Journey":

* Sean lampshades in "Long Day's Journey" that of all the places people could have used as a refugee zone, it had to be a mall.

* "Achilles" as a ex-sailor turned mercenary who tells Sean Ramsey that the ''Nathan James'' could be a tanker or a civilian freighter. The latter calls him out [[GenreSavvy since there's no one who can do business in the middle of a worldwide plague outbreak.]]

* In "Fight the Ship", Danny Green's rejoinder to Mrs. Granderson: "Baltimore Water and Power. How can I help you this evening? The current hold tie is forever. If you need immediate assistance, please place your lips firmly on my ass cheeks and press the pound sign."

** In "No Place Like Home," Tex is in the cabin he shares with Danny, revealing that he confessed his feelings to Dr. Scott and berating himself for being overly schmaltzy. Then we see that Danny isn't in the room and that Tex is talking to Admiral Halsey, the Naval Mountain Warfare Unit's dog.

* In "Lockdown", Tex having fun ribbing Danny Green over his romance with Kara Foster.
* In "Two Sailors Walk Into a Bar", Tex grousing about the FakeOutMakeOut and lecturing Chandler even after he realizes what the kiss was actually for.
* Tex's levity in quarantine, as well as Kara joking that he might actually be getting somewhere with Dr. Scott.
* Tex is in the cabin he shares with Danny, revealing that he confessed his feelings to Dr. Scott and berating himself for being overly schmaltzy. Then we see that Danny isn't in the room and that Tex is talking to Admiral Halsey, the Naval Mountain Warfare Unit's dog.

* Tex's levity in quarantine, as well as Kara joking that he might actually be getting somewhere with Dr. Scott.

* In "Two Sailors Walk Into a Bar", Tex grousing about the FakeOutMakeOut and lecturing Chandler even after he realizes what the kiss was actually for.

* In "Lockdown", Tex having fun ribbing Danny Green over his romance with Kara Foster.