History Funny / TheLastOfUsPartII

-->'''Jesse:''' ...I was talking about your fight with Seth. Wait. You kissed Dina?\\

--> '''Jesse:''' ...I was talking about your fight with Seth. Wait. You kissed Dina?
--> '''Ellie:''' ...[[OhCrap Oh]].

--> '''Jesse:''' [[BrosBeforeHoes It's kinda fucked up you did that.]]

--> '''Dina''': It's a ''blizzard'' outside!

** Becomes a BrickJoke with a later scene where Ellie catches Joel drinking some coffee... and being embarrassed at "what he had to trade" to get it.

--> '''Ellie:''' She's one of them.
--> '''Dina:''' Oh. Well, fuck her then.

-->'''Abby:''' Do you know our dogs can play cards like that?\\

-->'''Abby:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh my]]'' '''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe God, Lev! Now?!]]'''''\\

-->'''Lev:''' You're not gonna want to hug me in a second.\\

-->'''Abby:''' She's not a genie, dude.

-->'''Abby:''' Ooh, someone wants to get laid.

--> '''Brute:''' ''[[YouExclamation You!]]''\\

-->'''Joel''': Is this gonna be a thing? Please don’t let it be a thing.

-->'''Ellie''': "Tyrannosaurus Rex, King of the Tyrant Lizards."

* After seeking shelter from a blizzard in a library, Ellie and Dina discover that it was a hidden workshop for an old man named Eugene that Dina had previously worked with on patrols before dying. After finding evidence he was a Firefly and a hidden passageway behind a bookcase, they discover his secret...a massive lab for growing weed. The best part is that it was sorta [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadowed]] when the girls had found his bong and noted how he always seemed to have some on him. Naturally, they take the opportunity to share a joint and [[CoitusEnsues have some fun]] while waiting out the storm.

** When you come across a picture of dogs playing poker:

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** A woman asks that she will help the Elders realize that they should marry her to the boy she is in love with because she "longs to bear his children".

** You can find a pallet while swimming in the Museum. Ellie sugest that they should use it for old time's sake and Joel almost audibly rolls his eyes and declaire that those day are over.

** After some time [[RealityEnsues all of the weed Eugene was growing has died]] save for a mason jar of joints the two find. After Ellie fails to open it, Dina tires for a second before just chucking it on the floor and breaking it. Ellie's response is "What the hell is wrong with you?" in a tone that more sarcastic rather than anger.

* During a patrol together, Joel asks if Jesse and Dina (who are an on-again-off-again type of couple) are together, to Ellie's confusion until it's revealed that he thinks [[{{Irony}} she has a crush on Jesse]]. Ellie denies this with Joel not being convinced since he has a "sense for these types of things." Especially funny cause Ellie was apparently dating a girl named Cat at this point and apparently everyone ''but'' him knew.

* During a patrol together, Joel asks if Jesse and Dina (who are an on-again-off-again type of couple) are a couple, to Ellie's confusion until it's revealed that he thinks [[{{Irony}} she has a crush on Jesse]]. Ellie denies this with Joel not being convinced since he has a "sense for these types of things." Especially funny cause Ellie was apparently dating a girl named Cat at this point and apparently everyone ''but'' him knew.

* During a patrol together, Joel asks ifnJesse and Dina (who are an on-again-off-again type of couple) are a couple, to Ellie's confusion until it's revealed that he thinks [[{{Irony}} she has a crush on Jesse]]. Ellie denies this with Joel not being convinced since he has a "sense for these types of things." Especially funny cause Ellie was apparently dating a girl named Cat at this point and apparently everyone ''but'' him knew.

* During a patrol together, Joel asks as Jesse and Dina (who are an on-again-off-again type of couple) to Ellie's confusion until it's revealed that he thinks [[{{Irony}} she has a crush on Jesse]]. Ellie denies this with Joel not being convinced since he has a "sense for these types of things." Especially funny cause Ellie was apparently dating a girl named Cat at this point and apparently everyone ''but'' him knew.

Last of Us: Part II is not only dark, [[BlackComedy but so dark that it can be often humorous at times, and it shows.]]

'''Abby:''' [[SeriousBusiness Are you ''wearing my '''backpack?!''']]''

'''Abby:''' Are you ''wearing my '''backpack?!'''''

* Abby can find a shrine to The Prophet, filled with Seraphin prayer notes. Abby is about as respectful as expected.

--> '''Brute:''' ''You!''\\

* In "Hostile Territory" you can enter one of Manny's love dens and find an embarrassing love note written to him, which Manny quickly snatches from you as soon as you try to put it away in your pack.
-->'''Note:''' My man, my lover. When I'm with you, the world slips away. I want to feel the slippery heat of our tongues touching again. I want to feel your breath as you start [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench whispering Spanish in my ear]]. I want to mold you like clay, heat you up in a kiln until you're hard.\\
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And though I sit astride you like a stallion, holding down your wrists, I can't control you. Not when you gently bite my neck. Not when you use your fingers on me, in me.\\
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You've tapped something deep inside me, and I'm never going to be the same again. You've spoiled me for all other men, you monster. I'll make you pay for that. Over and over.\\
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- C\\
'''Abby:''' ''[disgusted]'' Oh... no!

** '''Ellie''': "Tyrannosaurus Rex, King of the Tyrant Lizards."

'''Lev:''' (in a teasing tone) It seems really awkward!\\

-->'''Abby:''' [[HopeSpot Finally]].''[Abby starts to remove the mask and notices a bullet hole in the eye]'' If you're going to kill yourself, don't ruin the mask. ''[beat]'' Dick.

-->'''Ellie''': Oh, hello. Sorry, the dinosaurs are busy right now.

'''Ellie''': Okay.\\

* In a darkly kind of way, on Outbreak Day,[[note]]When the pandemic first started[[/note]] some geniuses got it in their heads to rob a bank using the panic as a diversion only for one guy to end up [[EpicFail locked in the vault with all the money while the remaining three are implied to be the Infected]] Ellie and Dina just killed looking for supplies.
* One checkpoint has a graffiti in a wall saying "Fuck FEDRA" near the gate. Ellie and Dina refer to it as the "Fuck FEDRA Gate". And even better: Ellie marks it as such in the map.

--> '''Dina''': Never understood that. Always tasted like burnt shit to me.
--> '''Ellie''': ''Thank you''. [[DeadpanSnarker "Acquired taste" my ass.]]

* For any whose ever done jury duty, Dina thinking it would be fun to be on a jury will make one chuckle. Especially for those who grew up on courtroom shows and though the exact same thing once upon a time.

-->'''Ellie''': ''(completely done)'' ''[[HiddenDisdainReveal Fuck Seattle.]]''

* Abby and Lev have some pretty funny moments, particularly in Lev not getting certain phrases or technology due to his Amish-esque upbringing in the Seraphites, like him saying "Cold" instead of "cool".
** Also when you come across a picture of dogs playing poker, Abby acts like dogs can do that in real life, with Lev replying that he's "thirteen, not eight".

-->'''Abby''': '''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh my God, Lev! Now?!]]'''
-->'''Lev''': (in a teasing tone) It seems really awkward!
-->'''Abby''': Just GO!

-->'''Lev''': You're not gonna want to hug me in a second.
-->'''Abby''': Why?
-->''(beat)''
-->'''Abby''': ''[[OhCrap Why?!]]''
-->'''Lev''': You'll see!
* In "Hostile Territory" you can enter one of Manny's love dens and find an embarrassing love note written to him, which Manny quickly takes away from you as soon as you try to put it away in your pack.

--> "She's not a genie, dude."

--> "Ooh, someone wants to get laid."

-->'''Abby:''' [[HopeSpot Finally]].''[Abby starts to remove the mask and notices a bullet hole in the eye]'' If you're going to kill yourself, don't ruin the mask. Dick.
* Abby's reaction to running into the female Seraphite brute she previously fought who it turns out, stole her gear.
--> '''Abby:''' ''Are you wearing my '''backpack??'''''

-->'''Joel''': What are you doing?
-->'''Ellie''': Oh wait, one of the dinosaurs is here. Joel, it's for you.
-->'''Joel''': Very funny.
-->'''Ellie''': It is pretty funny. [[DontExplainTheJoke You get it? It's 'cause you're old.]]
-->'''Joel''': Oh, I get it.
-->'''Ellie''': Okay.

** '''Ellie''': "Tyrannosaurus Rex, King of the Tyrant Lizards." DAS A BIG BOY!
** You can find a pallet while swimming in the Museum. Ellie sugest that they should use it for old times sake and Joel almost audibly rolls his eyes and declaire that those day are over.

--->'''Jesse''': What, Asians?
--->'''Ellie''': ''[sarcastically as possible]'' Yes, ''obviously'' that's what I meant.
--->'''Jesse''': ''[laughs]''

* Ellie and Dina randomly named one of their sheep after Eugene, but spelled as "Ewe-gene."

--> "Dude, she's not a genie."

** You can find a pallet while swimming in the Museum.

--->'''Ellie''': ''[sarcastically as possible]'' Yes, that's ''exactly'' what I meant.

--->'''[[BadassGay Ellie]]''': ''[sarcastically as possible]'' Yes, that's ''exactly'' what I meant.

* Last game, Ellie was a travelling companion to the main character Joel who she annoyed with an array of puns she had found in a book. ''Now'' she's the main character, [[LaserGuidedKarma stuck with a travelling companion who annoys her with bad jokes.]]

* Ellie and Dina randomly named one of their sheep after Eugene.