History Funny / TheInbetweeners

* Jay showing the other boys a video on his new laptop. You can tell from their disgusted reactions exactly what video they're watching. Jay's the only one enjoying the show.

* Will's appallingly cringe-inducing impression of Yoda, leading Lauren to ask him if he's got [[AmbiguousDisorder "some kind of problem"]].

* Mr Gilbert's goodbye speech when the lads finish school. One of the other teachers even tries to stop him and he shushes him down.

** When Jay tries the 'bus wankers' joke a second time, it ends in a brief altercation with two of the men he insulted after getting stuck in traffic. One of the men laughs to his friend that he'd rather be a bus wanker than drive a shitty yellow car like Simon's.

* When Jay tries the 'bus wankers' joke a second time, it ends in a brief altercation with two of the men he insulted. One of the men laughs to his friend that he'd rather be a bus wanker than drive a shitty yellow car like Simon's.

* Jay attempting to make Charlotte laugh by doing his impression of the Crazy Frog. CringeComedy at its finest, followed by an awkward silence. Emily Atack can be clearly seen {{Corpsing}} at it.

-->I will forget each and every one of you almost immediately. So, if you do find yourself at a loose end next year, and think it might be nice to pop in and see how we're getting on, don't. This isn't The Film/DeadPoetsSociety and I am not that bloke on [=BBC2=] keeps getting kids to sing in choirs. I especially don't want to hear how well you are settling down at uni or how much growing up you have done in the past twelve months. At best, I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you I actively dislike, for no other reason than your poor personal hygiene or your irritating personalities. I hope I have made myself clear on this point and in case any of you think I am joking, I am not. I assure you, once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty fucker. Good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone, it reflects very badly on all of us here.

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* Jay's email to Neil at the start of the second film, which is played out with Jay telling the lads what he's [[UnreliableNarrator been]] [[BlatantLies up to]].
* The Water Park scene. Words can't do it justice.
** Neil accidentally kills a dolphin by feeding it a burger and chicken, giving him Irritable Bowel Syndrome out of guilt. As Will goes down a water slide, Neil shits himself at the top of the slide. Cue one of the best chase scenes in recent memory as Will tries to escape the fast-approaching turd.
* Neil driving through the outback without getting any rest. Bonus points for having the car's heater on the entire time.
-->'''Neil:''' A-wobba-bob-bob?
* Jay [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating]] in the bed next to Will's as Will starts fingering Katie. Will is appropriately freaked out.
* The whole "Grow up" exchange between Will and Simon.
* [[OverlyLongGag Neil trudging off into the desert after a mirage]]. He lets out a BigNo after he finds out the others were right about it being a mirage.
* Will serenading Katie. CringeComedy doesn't quite cover it.
* Jay tells the others that he can stay at the mansion he claims he has. This, of course, is a lie and the others find out he lives in a tent in his uncle’s back garden. Jay says that “his new fuck pad is in construction”. [[DeadpanSnarker Simon]] says in response: “In your mind”.
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* Carli forcing Simon to explain why he thinks "Having the builders in" means.

* An extremely cringe-inducing one: when Will loudly complains about the "inconsiderate arseholes", right up to the moment he sits down next to them. Then he realises he's just insulted ''two young men with Down syndrome''.

* While the lads are preparing the school gym for the Christmas prom, the door bursts open and in walks Neil wearing[[WhatTheHellCostumingDepartment the most ridiculous]] [[https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V3KeNm22lf4/maxresdefault.jpg tux]] possible. For context, it's a GenderFlip on the ImpossiblyLowNeckline.

--> '''Neil:''' A-wobba-bob-bob?

* Jay tells the others that he can stay at the mansion he claims he has. This ,of course, is a lie and the others find out he lives in a tent in his uncle’s back garden. Jay says that “his new fuck pad is in construction. [[DeadpanSnarker Simon]] says in response: “In your mind”.

* Will's narration is littered with [[DeadpanSnarker deliciously snarky one liners]].

-->'''Will:''' Aw, piss off!
-->'''Kevin:''' Don't talk to me like that in my own house!
-->'''Will:''' Oh sorry, my manners. Piss off - ''please''!
-->'''Kevin:''' I've had enough of your lip.
-->'''Will:''' Oh you'd like my lip wouldn't you, right round your ''bell end''! If Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up, a closet for you to hide in? You BUMDER!!!

-->'''Simon:''' You know why I'm here. And I know why I'm here. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And you know why I'm here]]. Kiss me.
-->'''Carli:''' You know I've got a boyfriend.
-->'''Simon:''' Just finger yourself in front of me.
-->'''Carli:''' Jesus, Simon!
-->'''Simon:''' They do it in Caravan Club.

-->'''Will''' He's just jealous 'cause his family hasn't discovered fire yet.

-->'''Will:''' At least they left the [[RunningGag tape deck]].

* Will tries to impress Charlotte with his history of [[BlatantLies sexual escapades]]. He loses track of his lies and winds up admitting to shagging an 11 year old.

** Special mention goes to Neil's attempt at a MercyKill.....by punching the fish repeatedly to death.
-->'''Will:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, that was a much more dignified end for him]].
* Will's appallingly cringe-inducing impression of Yoda, leading Lauren to ask him if he's got [[AmbiguousDisorder "some kind of problem".]]

-->'''Simon:''' "You are alright with me seeing Lauren later on, yeah?"
--> '''Will:''' "Yeah, of course."
--> '''Simon:''' She's pretty cool, actually."
--> '''Will:''' Is she? FUCK! OFF! YA BEADY-EYED LITTLE SHITS!"
-->''(The seagulls barely react)''
--> '''Simon:''' "Are you ''sure'' you're alright?"

-->'''Neil:''' He did give us vodka.
-->'''Will:''' That's called grooming, Neil.
-->'''Neil:''' Is it?
-->'''Will:''' Yes.
-->'''Neil:''' Oh. ''*grins, then lies down*'' Goodnight!
** And
-->'''Will:''' Was that a dream or did that just happen?
-->'''Jay:''' That was your wet dream.
-->'''Will:''' No, it wasn't.
-->'''Neil:''' He rubbed my legs...
-->'''Jay:''' That's what you get for leading on paedos, you slut.
-->'''Will:''' Shouldn't we report him?

-->'''Neil:''' He said don't tell Gilbert though (about the Vodka)
-->'''Will:''' Don't tell him about the swimming or the planned sexual assault when you're drunk?
-->''(pause)''
-->'''Neil:''' Both.

-->'''Jay''': This [vodka] is brilliant. We can all get well pissed.
-->'''Will:''' Although, technically it means we're now pimping Neil out.
-->'''Simon:''' I'm cool with that.
-->'''Neil:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Me too]].
* Lauren’s repeated questions while the gang are stuck on the boat
-->'''Lauren''': [[CaptainObvious Is that a fish, Will?]]
-->'''Will''': YES LAUREN, IT’S A FUCKING FISH! GIVE. ME. A. MINUTE

-->'''Simon:''' He didn't knock me out, I fucking slipped! I would have had him!
-->'''Jay:''' What were you gonna do, spunk in his eye?

* When Will sees Rachel talking to another guy, he gets jealous and asks her why she'd been flirting with him earlier (she wasn't) Then this exchange happens:
-->'''Rachel:''' Look, Will, I think you might have gotten the wrong idea.
-->'''Will:''' ''(in a high pitched, indignant voice)'' ''Evidently!''

-->'''Simon:''' You ''spunked your pants'', in the middle the common room, ''in the day'', while there were people around?
-->'''Will:''' Yes.
-->'''Simon:''' And then your pubes fell out?
-->'''Will:''' ''Yes.''

-->'''Will''': I thought it was just a fart! I thought it was safe!

-->'''Will:''' ''(narrating)'' So Simon was well on his way to becoming a supermodel. He had the temperament. Now all he needed was bulimia and a cocaine addiction.

--> '''Kerry''': I like your glasses! Do you need them to see?\\
'''Will''': ''Yes'', Kerry.

-->'''Simon:''' Absolutely. Only in her vagina.
''(Awkward silence)''
-->'''Sophie:''' I ''meant'' in my bed.
-->'''Simon:''' Yeah, so did I.
-->'''Jay:''' Why'd you say 'vagina', then?
-->'''Simon:''' Hmm...

-->'''Simon''': What am I gonna tell my dad?
-->'''Jay''': To leave your mum. She's a dog.
-->'''Simon''': Fuck off!

-->'''Will''': Yeah, hilarious, you vandalise something, I end up at the University of Lincoln.
-->'''Jay''': I'll tell you what will be hilarious.
-->'''Will''': What’s that?
-->'''Jay''': When Gilbert fucks your mum. ''He will crush her!''

-->'''Neil''': You said smash a window!

-->'''Will:''' "When people now ask me if I like football, I say yes, I do like football. But not Burnley. Burnley can ''fuck off''."
-->'''Will:''' "I've found that dads are a lot like arseholes. Everyone's got one, and [[ShapedLikeItself they're arseholes.]]"

-->'''Carli:''' Have you been drinking spirits?
-->'''Simon:''' Sorry, don't know what I was thinking. Would you like some?
-->'''Carli:''' I'll stick to wine, thanks.
-->'''Simon:''' Wine is for girls.
-->'''Carli:''' I am a girl.
-->'''Simon:''' This is a man's drink. If you don't want it, I'll have it. And if you can't take me like this, well I'm sorry, babes, but this is the package.

* Will's drunken rant to Neil's dad:

* Just before that: ♪ "Carli's fanny on your face, on your face, on your face! Carli's fanny on your face, and your bellend!" ♪ Sung by Jay to the tune of 'London Bridge is Falling Down'. While jumping on top of Simon on the sofa.

* Neil driving through the outback without getting any rest. Bonus points for ha the car's heater on the entire time.