History Funny / TheHuntForRedOctober

-->"'Shome thingsh in here don't react too well to bulletsh.' Yeah, like ''me''. I don't react well to bullets."

--> "'Shome thingsh in here don't react too well to bulletsh.' Yeah, like ''me''. I don't react well to bullets."

---> '''Ryan''': I have to be careful what ''I'' shoot at?! (as the camera pans over to the nuclear missiles)

-->'''Borodin''': Torpedo impact... twenty seconds.\\
'''Ramius''': What books? \\
'''Ryan''': Pardon me? \\
'''Ramius''': [[CasualDangerDialog What books did you write?]] \\
'''Ryan''': I wrote a biography of Admiral Halsey, called 'The Fighting Sailor', about naval combat tactics. \\
'''Ramius''': I know this book. Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan. Halsey acted stupidly.\\

-->(While calmly eating dinner) "When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result, his men were well motivated. [[TheSnackIsMoreInteresting More tea, anyone?]]"
-->(Everyone else looks horrified, [[TheStoic except Melekhin, who simply puts out his cigarette and all but says "Fuck it"]]).

--> '''Ryan''': Next time, Jack, ''write a damn memo!''

-->'''Dr. Petrov''': Well, if you like borscht perhaps, but I've eaten better in an oiler's galley. My wife said to the waiter, "where did this man learn to cook? ''Afghanistan?!''" So then we went on to the Bolshoi, the ballet, to see this new girl as Giselle. Well, you remember how ''beautiful'' she was! Well, she just married a factory manager and...

--> '''Steiner''': Hey, I think someone just shot a torpedo at us!
--> '''Mancuso''': No ''shit,'' buckwheat! Get the hell out of here!
--> '''Steiner''': Well where am I-- ''(hatch slams shut)''

'''Ryan''': I'm not a naval officer, I'm with the CIA.\\
'''Ramius''': ''The CIA?'' \\
'''Ryan''': I-I'm not an agent. I just write books for the CIA.\\
'''Ramius''': Hmm, whatever, sit here and do exactly as I say.

'''Ramius''': [[CasualDangerDialog What books did you write?]] \\ '''Ryan''': I wrote a biography of Admiral Halsey, called 'The Fighting Sailor', about naval combat tactics. \\

'''Borodin''': Torpedo impact... twenty seconds.\\

--> '''Borodin''': Torpedo impact... twenty seconds.
--> '''Ramius''': What books?
--> '''Ryan''': Pardon me?
--> '''Ramius''': [[CasualDangerDialog What books did you write?]]
--> '''Ryan''': I wrote a biography of Admiral Halsey, called 'The Fighting Sailor', about naval combat tactics.
--> '''Ramius''': I know this book. Your conclusions were all wrong, Ryan. Halsey acted stupidly.

* During the final shootout in the Red October's missile room, Creator/AlecBaldwin's ''perfect'' mimicry of Creator/SeanConnery saying "'Shome thingsh in here don't react too well to bulletsh.' Yeah, like ''me''. I don't react well to bullets."

* When the US Navy locates the ''Red October'', HQ marks it's location with a sub-shaped piece of wood with a Jolly Roger attached; The officer responsible had an odd sense of humor.

--> '''Steiner''': Well where am I-- ''hatch slams shut''

-->'''Ryan''': I'm not a naval officer, I'm with the CIA.\\

'''Ramius''': Hmm, whatever, sit here.

-->'''Ryan''': I'm not in the Navy, I'm with the CIA.\\

'''Ryan''': I-I'm not an agent or anything, I just write books for the CIA.\\
'''Ramius''': Well, whatever, sit here.

** Chief Watson decides to take the piss out of Jones by bringing up an embarrassing story where he accidentally spooked several different subs by playing opera music too loudly.