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-->'''Smaug''': I was offered a part on {{Sherlock}}, but I just couldn't see playing second fiddle to that '''''HACK''''' Benedict Cumberbatch!

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-->'''Smaug''': It's so hard for conservatives to get good roles in this town. It's why Kelsey Grammer and I keep going out for the same parts!
-->'''Smaug''': I was offered a part on {{Sherlock}}, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/Sherlock Sherlock]], but I just couldn't see playing second fiddle to that '''''HACK''''' Benedict Cumberbatch!

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-->'''Smaug''': "NEVER LAUGH AT A LIVE DRAGON, MOTHERF***ER!!!"


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-->'''Smaug''': I was offered a part on {{Sherlock}}, but I just couldn't see playing second fiddle to that '''''HACK''''' Benedict Cumberbatch!
-->'''Smaug''': "NEVER LAUGH AT A LIVE DRAGON, MOTHERF***ER!!!" *trashes set*
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*Not funny during the actual scene but more Fridge Humor, it took Legolas five movies but he finally runs out of arrows.
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** Bard and Alfrid have an earlier moment. Alfrid is about to be lynched, but Bard stops them by ShamingTheMob. [[SubvertedTrope He shoves Alfrid back onto the ground as he does so.]]

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** Bard and Alfrid have an earlier moment. Alfrid is about to be lynched, but Bard stops them by ShamingTheMob. [[SubvertedTrope He shoves Alfrid back onto the ground as he does so.]]so]]--and barely looks at Alfrid while he's doing it, giving the move an OffhandBackhand feel.
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** Bilbo: Yish.

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** Bilbo: -->'''Bilbo''': Yish.



* For some, Legolas' leaping off the tower he's standing on to bury his sword in a troll's head is reminiscent of the signature aerial assassination move from the Franchise/AssassinsCreed series. All he's missing is the white hood.

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* For some, Legolas' leaping off the tower he's standing on to bury his sword in a troll's head is reminiscent of the signature aerial assassination move from the Franchise/AssassinsCreed ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed'' series. All he's missing is the white hood.
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* For some, Legolas' leaping off the tower he's standing on to bury his sword in a troll's head is reminiscent of the signature aerial assassination move from the [[ Franchise/AssassinsCreed ]] series. All he's missing is the white hood.

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* For some, Legolas' leaping off the tower he's standing on to bury his sword in a troll's head is reminiscent of the signature aerial assassination move from the [[ Franchise/AssassinsCreed ]] series. All he's missing is the white hood.
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* For some, Legolas' leaping off the tower he's standing on to bury his sword in a troll's head is reminiscent of the signature aerial assassination move from the [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed]] series. All he's missing is the white hood.

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* For some, Legolas' leaping off the tower he's standing on to bury his sword in a troll's head is reminiscent of the signature aerial assassination move from the [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed]] [[ Franchise/AssassinsCreed ]] series. All he's missing is the white hood.
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* For some, Legolas' leaping off the tower he's standing on to bury his sword in a troll's head is reminiscent of the signature aerial assassination move from the [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed]] series. All he's missing is the white hood.

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* Dáin (Billy Connolly) arriving on the battlefield, and asking the men and elves if they would consider "JUST SOD OFF!"

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* Dáin (Billy Connolly) arriving on the battlefield, and asking the men and elves if they would consider "JUST SOD SODDING OFF!"



** And his desire to see Thranduil's pretty, smirking face get separated from his body.



-->"Alfrid. Your slip is showing."



* Every time Alfrid displays his cowardice.
** Alfrid dressing up like a woman and storing all of his stolen gold in his ridiculously large bust.
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* Dáin (Billy Connolly) arriving on the battlefield, and asking the men and elves if they would consider "JUST SODDING OFF!"

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* Dáin (Billy Connolly) arriving on the battlefield, and asking the men and elves if they would consider "JUST SODDING SOD OFF!"
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** Bard and Alfrid have an earlier moment. Alfrid is about to be lynched, but Bard stops them by ShamingTheMob. [[SubvertedTrope He shoves Alfrid back onto the ground as he does so.]]

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** In the middle of the battle, he quite casually asks Thorin if he has any actual plan.



* The siege-weapon headbutt troll.

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* The siege-weapon headbutt troll.** It's the only time we actually see Thranduil amused, probably because Bilbo's expression is absolutely priceless. He looks like a kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.


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* The orc army is advancing, the Men, Elves, and Dwarves are moving to meet them, and it's all very dramatic until Bilbo nervously asks Gandalf, "Is this a good place to stand?"
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* Bilbo sneaking into Dale is hilarious. After sneaking out of the mountain, we see him stroll past some guards and promptly stop and take a few steps backward when he sees Gandalf before continuing offscreen, all while doing a super-casual I'm-just-on-a-regular-stroll-nothing-to-see-here walk.
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* When the orc forces begin their attack on Dale, a troll with a huge chunk of stone tied to his head rams the wall as a living battering ram and then...promptly flops back after knocking himself out.
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** Alfrid dressing up like a woman and storing all of his stolen gold in his ridiculously large bust.
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* The scene where Bilbo got interrogated.
** Bilbo: Yish.

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* The siege-weapon headbutt troll

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* The siege-weapon headbutt trolltroll.
* Every time Alfrid displays his cowardice.
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* The siege-weapon headbutt troll
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-->'''Smaug''': I am an old-school wyrm! Keeping it real, yo!

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-->'''Smaug''': I am an old-school wyrm! Keeping it real, yo!yo! Doing what dragons do!
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-->'''Smaug''': I'm an old-school dragon! Keeping it real, yo!

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-->'''Smaug''': I'm I am an old-school dragon! wyrm! Keeping it real, yo!
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-->'''Smaug''': I'm an old-school dragon! Keeping it real, yo!
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* To avoid being forced to fight the orcs, Alfrid disguises as a woman, with a ridiculous hat and a bodice far too big for him, and filled to bursting with gold coins, on top of that. Even Bard cannot remain completely serious when he sees Alfrid dressed this way.

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* To avoid being forced to fight the orcs, Alfrid disguises as a woman, with a ridiculous hat and a bodice far too big for him, and him filled to bursting with gold coins, on top of that. Even Bard cannot remain completely serious when he sees Alfrid dressed this way.
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* To avoid being forced to fight the orcs, Alfrid disguises as a woman, with a ridiculous hat and a bodice far too big for him, and filled to bursting with gold coins, on top of that. Even Bard cannot remain completely serious when he sees Alfrid dressed this way.
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* Dain (Billy Connolly) arriving on the battlefield, and asking the men and elves if they would consider "JUST SODDING OFF!"

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* Dain Dáin (Billy Connolly) arriving on the battlefield, and asking the men and elves if they would consider "JUST SODDING OFF!"



** There's also a moment in the battle where things turn against the dwarfs and elves, and the ambient noise is muted to emphasise the background music. Not muted enough, however, to drown out Dain roaring at the top of his lungs "YE BUGGERS!"
* When the elf army first masses outside Erebor, the dwarves inside stand on top of their wall, shouting defiantly. Then the elf archers ready their bows - and everyone except Thorin immediately ducks.

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** There's also a moment in the battle where things turn against the dwarfs dwarves and elves, and the ambient noise is muted to emphasise the background music. Not muted enough, however, to drown out Dain Dáin roaring at the top of his lungs "YE BUGGERS!"
* When the elf army first masses outside Erebor, the dwarves inside stand on top of their wall, shouting defiantly. Then the elf archers ready their bows - -- and everyone except Thorin immediately ducks.
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* A troll is spearheading an offensive up a staircase. He is soon shot dead by dozens of arrows and falls back, crushing several orcs that were charging behind him.
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* When the elf army first masses outside Erebor, the dwarves inside stand on top of their wall, shouting defiantly. Then the elf archers ready their bows - and everyone except Thorin immediately ducks.

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** Similarly, his lengthy headbutt spree against the orcs.
** There's also a moment in the battle where things turn against the dwarfs and elves, and the ambient noise is muted to emphasise the background music. Not muted enough, however, to drown out Dain roaring at the top of his lungs "YE BUGGERS!"
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* Dain (Billy Connolly) arriving on the battlefield, and asking the men and elves if they would consider "JUST SODDING OFF!"
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-->'''Smaug''': "NEVER LAUGH AT A LIVE DRAGON, MOTHERF***ER!!!"

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-->'''Smaug''': "NEVER LAUGH AT A LIVE DRAGON, MOTHERF***ER!!!"MOTHERF***ER!!!"

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* In promotion for the film, [[Series/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaRoqslM4W0 interviews Smaug]].
-->'''Smaug''': "NEVER LAUGH AT A LIVE DRAGON, MOTHERF***ER!!!"

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