History Funny / TheHillOfSwords

-->"Derflinger, I've decided on a course of action. I've decided I will slaughter the innocent. I shall murder all who stand in my way, sparing none, until my name is synonymous with fear itself, thus cementing my status as an [[AntiHero Anti-Hero]]. Then, once my reign of terror is finally ended, I shall wait patiently at the Throne of Heroes for however long it takes until one of the infinite realities that exist that still performs the ritual of the Holy Grail War summons me forth. Then, I shall resume killing all around me until my blood-stained hands hold the Holy Grail itself. Once I have the all-powerful artifact, I shall use it to force the Root of the World, the well spring of all creation, to assume a human male form in my presence.([[{{Beat}} Shirou pauses dramatically]])And then I'm going to kick it in the balls so hard [[ShareTheMalePain all of reality will simultaneously feel it.]]"

-->[[spoiler:I began to laugh at her, slowly at first but gradually getting louder. It seemed to snap her out of whatever panic she had fallen into. "You," she hissed, her hands clenched into fists and her voice furious. "You think this is funny! You betrayed your Master too! You treacherous…"]]\\
[[spoiler:"No!" I exclaimed, holding one of my hands up desperately. "No, not that. It's just, well, this entire battle, your boot has been unlaced."]]\\
[[spoiler:"What?" she asked, confused by my observation, and glancing down involuntarily to see what I was talking about.]]\\
[[spoiler:That was when I sucker punched her.]]
* From the same final battle, after Shirou [[spoiler:unveils Unlimited Blade Works]]

* The beginning of chapter 15 starts with some pretty grim implications following the ending of the previous chapter, from Shirou raising an axe against the party that has wronged him, to Shirou saying how there would be no witnesses, and to Tiffania cries of desperation. [[spoiler:As it turns out, Shirou is just chopping wood.]]
* Agnes' petty revenge against Shirou for when he used her as an example of women who would beat you up if you weren't nice in Chapter 15. Using a not-so-AccidentalInnuendo, Tiffania's *ahem* assets and her own sweaty appearance after training during [[spoiler:Shirou's reunion with Louise and Siesta to get him beaten up?]] Priceless.

* In chapter 18, Kirche and Louise walk in on Shirou and a nearly naked Tabitha surrounded by dancing dolls. Kirche immediately assumes they're role-playing and spends the rest of the scene trying to participate in whatever scenario she's currently thinking of.

* The reactions of a horrified Louise and a drunken outraged Siesta at being told of Eleonore's reaction to... taking a liking towards Shirou.

* Shirou getting KO'd by Sylphid's weapon-grade Moe in chapter 8

* The beginning of chapter 15 starts with some pretty grim implications following the ending of the previous chapter, from Shiro raising an axe against the party that has wronged him, to Shiro saying how there would be no witnesses, and to Tiffania cries of desperation. [[spoiler:It turns out, Shiro is just chopping wood.]]

* Shirou having a psychotic breakdown and deciding to become an [[AntiHero anti-hero]] by killing everyone in the world of Tristain, then waiting to be summoned in the Holy Grail War, using its power to force the Root of the World to become a human male form, and ''kick it in the balls so that the entire reality will feel it''.

* In chapter 18, Kirche and Louise walk in on Shirou and a nearly naked Tabitha surrounded by dancing dolls. Kirche immediately assumes they're roleplaying and spends the rest of the scene trying to participate in whatever scenario she's currently thinking of.