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-->'''Man:''' Are you okay?\\
'''Eleanor:''' NoYou shut up! Sorry. Weird day.
-->'''Man:''' Are you okay?\\
'''Eleanor:''' NoYou shut up! Sorry. Weird day.
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'''Michael:''' Yeah, the Time Knife. We've all seen it. Let's get back on track, bud.
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'''Michael:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Yeah, the Time Knife. We've all seen it. ]] Let's get back on track, bud.
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* Jason explains that Donkey Doug was banned from Walt Disney World for biting [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]]. "In his defense, he thought it was someone else."
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* Jason explains that Donkey Doug was banned from Walt Disney World Ride/WaltDisneyWorld for biting [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory [[Franchise/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]]. "In his defense, he thought it was someone else."
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** The official The Good Place Website/YouTube channel posted a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaBcnMOF6QM video]] of Chidi making Peeps chili for ''[[OverlyLongGag 6 hours]].''
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--> '''Janet:''' I don't know if he can die but I could drop a steamroller on his head. Oh, darn it, I can't summon things. I guess I could kick him with my...soft...feet. Earth ''sucks!''
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--> '''Janet:''' I don't know if he can die [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure but I could drop a steamroller on his head.head]]. Oh, darn it, I can't summon things. I guess I could kick him with my...soft...feet. Earth ''sucks!''
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* Michael figures out the flaw in the points system: One person gave flowers to his grandmother and won points, but another did the same thing and lost points because he did so using a cell phone made in a sweatshop, caused a negative environmental impact due to needing to deliver them, and the money went to a racist billionaire CEO who employs unpaid migrant workers and sends his female employees inappropriate pictures. Then he cheers and fist-pumps.
-->'''Tahani:''' That is a ''very'' odd thing to cry about.
* Janet starts crying because Tahani was so nice to her. Then Tahani ("I'm British, I never cry") starts crying too, partially out of sympathy and partially because the carpet is so awful. Then, seeing Tahani and Janet crying, Jason comes over and starts crying. Because he just wants to be part of things.
-->'''Tahani:''' That is a ''very'' odd thing to cry about.
* Janet starts crying because Tahani was so nice to her. Then Tahani ("I'm British, I never cry") starts crying too, partially out of sympathy and partially because the carpet is so awful. Then, seeing Tahani and Janet crying, Jason comes over and starts crying. Because he just wants to be part of things.
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* Shawn says that Michael's suggestions of teeth-flatteners and bees with penises are terrible. Moments later, Shawn says that he'll torture the humans with penis-bees and insists that it was his idea.
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* Shawn says that Michael's suggestions of teeth-flatteners and bees with penises are terrible.terrible while very obviously writing it down. Moments later, Shawn says that he'll torture the humans with penis-bees and insists that it was his idea.
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** It's even funnier that her trolling regarding what she wants to do with his brain won't be too out of place for ''the Bad Place''.
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--->'''Tahani:''' Janet, give me your opinion. Is this a savage insult? "Nice shirt. Who designed it? Marc Fake-obs?"
---> '''Janet:''' For people in your social class, that is 84% savage. Although, there is a 29% chance he responds "Oh ''honey''" in a tone so devastating you will think of it every day for the rest of time.
---> '''Tahani:''' I like those odds!
---> '''Janet:''' For people in your social class, that is 84% savage. Although, there is a 29% chance he responds "Oh ''honey''" in a tone so devastating you will think of it every day for the rest of time.
---> '''Tahani:''' I like those odds!
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* John's appearance in the Good Place causes Tahani to regress a little:
--->'''Tahani:''' Janet, give me your opinion. Is this a savage insult? "Nice shirt. Who designed it? Marc Fake-obs?"
---> '''Janet:''' For people in your social class, that is 84% savage. Although, there is a 29% chance he responds "Oh ''honey''" in a tone so devastating you will think of it every day for the rest of time.
---> '''Tahani:''' I like those odds!
--->'''Tahani:''' Janet, give me your opinion. Is this a savage insult? "Nice shirt. Who designed it? Marc Fake-obs?"
---> '''Janet:''' For people in your social class, that is 84% savage. Although, there is a 29% chance he responds "Oh ''honey''" in a tone so devastating you will think of it every day for the rest of time.
---> '''Tahani:''' I like those odds!
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-->'''Neil:''' A couple from Osaka are having a destination wedding. That's negative twelve thousand points. Oh, and it's a destination ''theme'' wedding. Negative forty-three thousand. ''(smile fades)'' The theme is ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings''. They're basically doomed.
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-->'''Neil:''' A couple from Osaka are having a destination wedding. That's negative twelve thousand hundred points. Oh, and it's a destination ''theme'' wedding. Negative forty-three thousand.four thousand, three hundred. ''(smile fades)'' The theme is ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings''. They're basically doomed.
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'''Janet:''' Oh, no. That's very on brand for you.
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'''Janet:''' Oh, no. That's very on brand on-brand for you.
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* Dave, Donna's second husband, asks Michael how he and Eleanor know each other.
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* Dave, Donna's second husband, boyfriend, asks Michael how he and Eleanor know each other.
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---> '''Michael:''' ''[delighted]'' A bus? ''[laughs]'' Oh boy! Oh man! I'm gonna sit in a front-facing seat, or, no, no, may-maybe a sideways-facing seat. I'm, I'm gonna get so motion sick! Oh man! What do I do, just grab the key here? ''[reaches for key]''\\
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---> '''Michael:''' ''[delighted]'' A bus? ''[laughs]'' Oh Oh, boy! Oh Oh, man! I'm gonna sit in a front-facing seat, or, no, no, may-maybe a sideways-facing seat. I'm, I'm gonna get so motion sick! Oh motion-sick! Oh, man! What do I do, just grab the key here? ''[reaches for key]''\\
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'''Janet:''' Well I am glad that you got to chew a gumball.\\
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'''Janet:''' Well Well, I am glad that you got to chew a gumball.\\
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* Michael declares that, having saved their lives, now he and Janet can "just sit back and watch as they become better people." Immediately cut to Eleanor declaring that "Being good is for suckers," Chidi being near-tears over deciding between muffin flavours, Tahani showing off her contacts to International Sophisticate Magazine, and Jason attempting to marry the cop who's arresting him. Particular highlights are these lines.
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* Michael declares that, having saved their lives, now he and Janet can "just sit back and watch as they become better people." Immediately cut to Eleanor declaring that "Being good is for suckers," Chidi being near-tears near tears over deciding between muffin flavours, flavors, Tahani showing off her contacts to International Sophisticate Magazine, and Jason attempting to marry the cop who's arresting him. Particular highlights are these lines.
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--->'''Chidi:''' ''[audibly stifling tears]'' Okay. I've made my decision. I want to... start crying. ''[walks away, then heads in the opposite direction entirely, wailing]''\\
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--->'''Chidi:''' ''[audibly stifling tears]'' Okay. I've made my decision. I want to... start crying. ''[walks away, then heads in the opposite direction entirely, wailing]''\\
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--> '''Michael:''' I'm just gonna nudge the two of them together. Just, nudgey-nudge-nudge.\\
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---> '''Michael:''' Oh yeah, I almost forgot, brought you a nice hot cup of antimatter.\\
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---> '''Simone:''' This is your ventromedial prefrontal cortex, the centre of decision-making. This is where the magic happens. Do you see how it's all lit up? ''[Chidi nods]'' That's a flurry of activity that occurred when I asked you to choose between red and blue and you almost passed out.\\
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'''Chidi:''' Huh, there are... actual answers here. Data you can observe and learn from.\\
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'''Chidi:''' Huh, there are... actual answers here. Data you can observe and learn from.\\
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--> '''Chidi:''' ''[to Eleanor, in the office]'' A few hours later, you walked in and asked for help. Now, I don't know if this is going to solve all of my problems, but it's worth a try, right?\\
'''Eleanor:''' Well thank you, sexy librarian guy.\\
'''Eleanor:''' Well thank you, sexy librarian guy.\\
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'''Eleanor:'''
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'''Eleanor:''' Uh, well, I'm headed that way too, I'll walk with you. Hey, so... I've been trying to figure out how to pay you back for helping me.\\
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'''Eleanor:''' Uh, well, I'm headed that way too, I'll walk with you. Hey, so... I've been trying to figure out how to pay you back for helping me.\\
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'''Eleanor:''' At home, when I wanna get something nice for one of my friends, it usually comes in the form of something... edible. ''[Chidi shakes his head]'' You get what I'm saying? An edible? Thing?\\
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'''Eleanor:''' At home, when I wanna get something nice for one of my friends, it usually comes in the form of something... edible. ''[Chidi shakes his head]'' You get what I'm saying? An edible? Thing?\\
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'''Simone:''' I'm just kidding. Yes I would. Thank you for asking.
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'''Simone:''' I'm just kidding. Yes Yes, I would. Thank you for asking.
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--> '''Michael:''' How are the two of them gonna bond?\\
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--> '''Janet:''' You're pressing your luck. If you keep disobeying Mommy something bad is going to happen.\\
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'''Janet:''' Uh. I don't have a mom so I've been experimenting with thinking of the Judge as... my mom. ''[laughs]'' It's weird. Forget it.\\
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'''Janet:''' Uh. I don't have a mom so I've been experimenting with thinking of the Judge as... my mom. ''[laughs]'' It's weird. Forget it.\\
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'''Jason:''' ''What!?'' No! Why!?\\
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'''Jason:''' ''What!?'' ''What?!'' No! Why!?\\Why?!\\
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---> '''Cop on radio:''' That was easy.\\
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'''Ramirez:''' Oh! Well then you're in luck! We only arrest people for robbery if they don't have a reason.
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'''Ramirez:''' Oh! Well Well, then you're in luck! We only arrest people for robbery if they don't have a reason.
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'''Jason:''' Oh yeah.\\
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'''Jason:''' Oh Oh, yeah.\\
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'''Michael:''' It's funny, but I know exactly what you mean. My goal in life used to be completely different too. I used to... rep this crew called the Demons.\\
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'''Michael:''' It's funny, but I know exactly what you mean. My goal in life used to be completely different too. I used to... rep this crew called the Demons.\\
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--> '''Simone:''' So, this is our MRI machine. ''[Jason tries to touch it]'' Ooh, don't, don't touch that. Um. Each of you will get a chance in here eventually. Hopefully none of you is claustrophobic.\\
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--> '''Jason:''' ''[holding something in both hands]'' Ooh, Mrs. Teacher, for my turn, is there any way to get, like, ''extra'' radiation?\\
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'''Tahani:''' Oh my god!\\
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'''Tahani:''' Oh Oh, my god!\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Whaddya say, E Street Band? You up for a segway tour of ''[in an Australian accent only slightly better than Michael's]'' Australia, mate? ''[holds up a hand]'' [[Film/CrocodileDundee This is a knife]]. On the barbie!\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Whaddya say, E Street Band? You up for a segway Segway tour of ''[in an Australian accent only slightly better than Michael's]'' Australia, mate? ''[holds up a hand]'' [[Film/CrocodileDundee This is a knife]]. On the barbie!\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Why don't you just go get us a round of beers.\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Why don't you just go get us a round of beers.\\beers?\\
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--> '''Janet:''' I don't know if he can die but I could drop a steamroller on his head. Oh, darn it, I can't summon things. I guess I could kick him with my... soft... feet. Earth ''sucks!''
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--> '''Janet:''' I don't know if he can die but I could drop a steamroller on his head. Oh, darn it, I can't summon things. I guess I could kick him with my... soft... soft...feet. Earth ''sucks!''
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** Chidi realizes that he and Eleanor were becoming friends before the study began, and immediately panics. Eleanor decides to go to the bar and get him "a hot tea, or a regular-temperature Xanax." RealityEnsues as, given the kind of bar they're in, the only "tea" they have is a root beer that she got them to stick in the oven.
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** Chidi realizes that he and Eleanor were becoming friends before the study began, and immediately panics. Eleanor decides to go to the bar and get him "a hot tea, or a regular-temperature Xanax." RealityEnsues as, given the kind of bar they're in, the only "tea" they have is a root beer that she got them to stick in the oven. "
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'''Michael:''' If you ask me, Chidi, you need to get over there. You know, spend time with the team. Though we do have a saying in the library game: Um... "There's only room for one male subject in an academic study, so... keep the one who got there first."\\
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'''Michael:''' If you ask me, Chidi, you need to get over there. You know, spend time with the team. Though we do have a saying in the library game: Um... "There's only room for one male subject in an academic study, so... keep the one who got there first."\\
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* Eleanor's concise summation of the other members of the study: "I mean, Tahani is... eh, but Jason, whoof, and Trevor, bleugh."
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* Eleanor's concise summation of the other members of the study: "I mean, Tahani is... is, eh, but Jason, whoof, woof, and Trevor, bleugh."
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'''Simone:''' ''[attempting to do both simultaneously]'' Oh. I don't... dunno what to do.\\
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'''Simone:''' ''[attempting to do both simultaneously]'' Oh. I don't... dunno what to do.\\
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'''Tahani:''' Frankly it is none of your business.\\
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'''Tahani:''' Frankly Frankly, it is none of your business.\\
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'''Chidi:''' Sorry. Uh, literally one second ago I was at the front desk. ''[looks at the wrench in his hand in puzzlement]'' Don't know where I got this. ''[chuckles]'' Anyway. Are you coming to class?\\
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'''Chidi:''' Sorry. Uh, literally one second ago ago, I was at the front desk. ''[looks at the wrench in his hand in puzzlement]'' Don't know where I got this. ''[chuckles]'' Anyway. Are you coming to class?\\
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'''Michael:''' These four humans are all I care about in the universe. And there is nothing, I mean ''nothing'' that's gonna come between me and-\\
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'''Michael:''' These four humans are all I care about in the universe. And there is nothing, I mean ''nothing'' that's gonna come between me and-\\and--\\
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'''Gen:''' Do you realize what you did? ''You meddled in human affairs! That ripples out, man!'' Do you know how much weird stuff has happened because of your little experiment? England left Europe. That [[Film/TheGreatestShowman Hugh Jackman musical about P.T. Barnum?]] It made, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], four hundred million dollars. Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars, ''are good now.''\\
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'''Gen:''' Do you realize what you did? ''You meddled in human affairs! That ripples out, man!'' Do you know how much weird stuff has happened because of your little experiment? England left Europe. That [[Film/TheGreatestShowman Hugh Jackman musical about P.T. Barnum?]] It made, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], four hundred million dollars. Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jaguars ''are good now.''\\
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'''Gen:''' I'm serious! They're gonna make the playoffs! Blake Bortles is... kind of okay? Maybe? I don't know, it's... being debated amongst experts, it's confusing. But whatever it is, it's yo' fault!\\
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'''Gen:''' I'm serious! They're gonna make the playoffs! Blake Bortles is... kind of okay? Maybe? I don't know, it's... being debated amongst experts, it's confusing. But whatever it is, it's yo' fault!\\
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* When Janet's powers come back online, everything she attempted to summon while on Earth appears in rapid sequence. Among the items produced are the steamroller, giraffe, and jetski she mentioned earlier, a turtle, several appliances, a tractor, a billboard reading "Trevor stinks! -Janet", a crane, [[CallBack an "Ugly Nick's Meat Trench" 24-hour restaurant, a lotion bottle labelled "time", and numerous cacti]].
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrel labelled "poison", and a barrel with a ''radioactive warning label''.
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrel labelled "poison", and a barrel with a ''radioactive warning label''.
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* When Janet's powers come back online, everything she attempted to summon while on Earth appears in rapid sequence. Among the items produced are the steamroller, giraffe, and jetski Jetski she mentioned earlier, a turtle, several appliances, a tractor, a billboard reading "Trevor stinks! -Janet", a crane, [[CallBack an "Ugly Nick's Meat Trench" 24-hour restaurant, a lotion bottle labelled labeled "time", and numerous cacti]].
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrellabelled labeled "poison", and a barrel with a ''radioactive warning label''.
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrel
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'''Eleanor:''' ''How could you do this to me?!''\\
''[Michael throws his hands up in the background]''\\
''[Michael throws his hands up in the background]''\\
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'''Eleanor:''' ''How could you do this to me?!''\\
''[Michael throws his hands up in the background]''\\me?!''
''[Michael throws his hands up in the background]''\\
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'''Eleanor:''' ''How could you do this to me?!''
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'''Eleanor:''' ''How could you do this to me?!''me?!''\\
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* When Chidi has to calm Eleanor down from having a complete breakdown about the fact that the Good Place is so close, yet so far ("That's like four Oreos, man!"), he tells her to take a deep breath, knowing fully well that TGP air smells like whatever makes you happiest. Eleanor's response?
-->'''Eleanor:''' Okay. [[ItMakesSenseInContext The smell of the barf from the wave pool is really helping.]]
** This is followed by Chidi asking her "How? ''Why?''" in an extremely patient ''how is this my life now and yet I'm extremely fond of you'' tone. Aww.
-->'''Eleanor:''' Okay. [[ItMakesSenseInContext The smell of the barf from the wave pool is really helping.]]
** This is followed by Chidi asking her "How? ''Why?''" in an extremely patient ''how is this my life now and yet I'm extremely fond of you'' tone. Aww.
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* Eleanor tells Chidi that in the new neighborhood they can chill out, relax, study philosophy...
-->'''Chidi:''' Have sex...
-->'''Eleanor:''' Horndog.
-->'''Chidi:''' Nerd.
-->'''Chidi:''' Have sex...
-->'''Eleanor:''' Horndog.
-->'''Chidi:''' Nerd.
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* Perfectly illustrating the Good Place committee's LawfulStupid nature, one of them resigns because he said "hear, hear" without first filing a memorandum.
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** Janet warns them against summoning anything else, or else her whole self will break apart. While speaking in a cutesy-wutesy tone to the puppy and fondling its ears.
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** Chidi realizes that he and Eleanor were becoming friends before the study began, and immediately panics. Eleanor decides to go to the bar and get him "a hot tea, or a regular-temperature Xanax."
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** Chidi realizes that he and Eleanor were becoming friends before the study began, and immediately panics. Eleanor decides to go to the bar and get him "a hot tea, or a regular-temperature Xanax."" RealityEnsues as, given the kind of bar they're in, the only "tea" they have is a root beer that she got them to stick in the oven.
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---> '''Michael:''' It was incredible! The, the, the traffic? The ''pigeons!'' And I saw this place that was at once a Pizza Hut ''and'' a Taco Bell! I mean, oh! The mind ''reels!'' A Pizza Hut ''and'' a Taco Bell! Ah!
** And in the ticker-tape room with Janet:
** And in the ticker-tape room with Janet:
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---> '''Michael:''' It was incredible! The, the, the traffic? The ''pigeons!'' And I saw this place that was at once a Pizza Hut ''and'' a Taco Bell! I mean, oh! The mind ''reels!'' A Pizza Hut ''and'' a Taco Bell! ''[falsetto]'' Ah!
** And in theticker-tape ticker tape room with Janet:
** And in the
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* Michael declares that, having saved their lives, now he and Janet can "just sit back and watch as they become better people." Immediately cut to Eleanor declaring that "Being good is for suckers," Chidi being near-tears over deciding between muffin flavors, Tahani showing off her contacts to International Sophisticate Magazine, and Jason attempting to marry the cop who's arresting him. Particular highlights are these lines.
** Then Michael and Janet inspect Chidi's tape with concern. Cut to Chidi at a stand whose sign declares it "We Crumb From a Land Down Under":
** Then Michael and Janet inspect Chidi's tape with concern. Cut to Chidi at a stand whose sign declares it "We Crumb From a Land Down Under":
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* Michael declares that, having saved their lives, now he and Janet can "just sit back and watch as they become better people." Immediately cut to Eleanor declaring that "Being good is for suckers," Chidi being near-tears over deciding between muffin flavors, flavours, Tahani showing off her contacts to International Sophisticate Magazine, and Jason attempting to marry the cop who's arresting him. Particular highlights are these lines.
**Then Michael and Janet inspect Chidi's tape with concern. Cut to Chidi at a stand whose sign declares it "We Crumb From a Land Down Under":
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'''Jason:''' Kay, will you make me the happiest man in the world and agree to be my wife?\\
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'''Jason:'''Kay, K, will you make me the happiest man in the world and agree to be my wife?\\
'''Jason:'''
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'''Uzo:''' ''[incredulous]'' ''That's'' the lesson you take from this? Chidi. Your brain is broken. You need to fix your brain. ''[storms off]''
** Chidi them takes his advice and sees Simone, a neuroscientist, who trolls him about what she plans to do to his brain before agreeing to his plan despite him dropping in unexpectedly and using up her resources and money. Even funnier is that to illustrate his decision-making problems to her, he can't choose between chairs and awkwardly sits on their arms.
** Chidi them takes his advice and sees Simone, a neuroscientist, who trolls him about what she plans to do to his brain before agreeing to his plan despite him dropping in unexpectedly and using up her resources and money. Even funnier is that to illustrate his decision-making problems to her, he can't choose between chairs and awkwardly sits on their arms.
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'''Uzo:''' ''[incredulous]'' ''That's'' ''[incredulous] That's'' the lesson you take from this? Chidi. Your brain is broken. You need to fix your brain. ''[storms off]''
** Chidi them takes his advice and sees Simone, a neuroscientist, who trolls him about what she plans to do to his brain before agreeing to his plan despite him dropping in unexpectedly and using up her resources and money. Even funnier is that to illustrate his decision-making problems to her, he can't choose between chairs and awkwardly sits on theirarms.armrests.
** Chidi them takes his advice and sees Simone, a neuroscientist, who trolls him about what she plans to do to his brain before agreeing to his plan despite him dropping in unexpectedly and using up her resources and money. Even funnier is that to illustrate his decision-making problems to her, he can't choose between chairs and awkwardly sits on their
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'''Chidi:''' Is it too late to pick blue instead.\\
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'''Chidi:''' Is it too late to pick blue instead.\\instead?\\
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'''Eleanor:''' Well thank you sexy librarian guy.\\
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'''Eleanor:''' Well thank you you, sexy librarian guy.\\
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** After Vicky complained about never getting to use her Australian accent, now Michael is doing one instead.
* In the tape room, Michael is pleased and assumes nothing can stop the humans from being good people. [[GilliganCut Cut to Shawn striding into a room full of demons working at computers]]]. Glenn asks why Shawn cares about these four humans in particular, considering they torture tens of billions of humans already. Shawn gives him a DeathGlare, cocoons him, cocoons Todd just because it's fun, and then asks Val for uplifting music. When next we see Shawn, he's cocooned nearly everyone there.
* In the tape room, Michael is pleased and assumes nothing can stop the humans from being good people. [[GilliganCut Cut to Shawn striding into a room full of demons working at computers]]]. Glenn asks why Shawn cares about these four humans in particular, considering they torture tens of billions of humans already. Shawn gives him a DeathGlare, cocoons him, cocoons Todd just because it's fun, and then asks Val for uplifting music. When next we see Shawn, he's cocooned nearly everyone there.
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** After Vicky complained about never getting to use her Australian accent, now Michael is doing one instead.
* In the tape room, Michael is pleased and assumes nothing can stop the humans from being good people. [[GilliganCut Cut to Shawn striding into a room full of demons working atcomputers]]].computers]]. Glenn asks why Shawn cares about these four humans in particular, considering they torture tens of billions of humans already. Shawn gives him a DeathGlare, cocoons him, cocoons Todd just because it's fun, and then asks Val for uplifting music. When we next we see Shawn, he's cocooned nearly everyone there.
* In the tape room, Michael is pleased and assumes nothing can stop the humans from being good people. [[GilliganCut Cut to Shawn striding into a room full of demons working at
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'''Eleanor:''' Uh, yeah. A few. I wrote down... "What?", "Huh?", and then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read "Aristotle" I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle". Wait a minute. Is it "chipitottle"?\\
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'''Eleanor:''' Uh, yeah. A few. I wrote down... "What?", "Huh?", and then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read "Aristotle" I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle". Wait a minute. Is it "chipitottle"?\\"chip-i-tottle"?\\
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'''Chidi:''' Please don't buy me drugs.\\
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'''Chidi:''' Please ''Please'' don't buy me drugs.\\
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'''Chidi:''' Brown. Wh- uh, uh, what?\\
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'''Chidi:''' Brown. Wh- uh, Wh--uh, uh, what?\\
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'''Simone:''' Yes I am.\\
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'''Simone:''' Yes Yes, I am.\\
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'''Chidi:''' ''Uhhhh.''\\
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'''Chidi:''' ''Uhhhh.''Uhhhh...''\\
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-->'''Chidi:''' Th-l-listen, th-the point is, Eleanor and I have ''nothing'' in common, ''except'' that we both almost died and it made us wanna be better people. This is my thesis idea: I will explore the effect of near-death experiences on ethical decision-making! I will get a group of people together who have had near-death experiences and ask them ethical questions and see if there's any commonalities!\\
'''Simone:''' That's great! Why are you yelling it at me!\\
'''Simone:''' That's great! Why are you yelling it at me!\\
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-->'''Chidi:''' Th-l-listen, Th--l--listen, th-the point is, Eleanor and I have ''nothing'' in common, ''except'' that we both almost died and it made us wanna be better people. This is my thesis idea: I will explore the effect of near-death experiences on ethical decision-making! I will get a group of people together who have had near-death experiences and ask them ethical questions and see if there's any commonalities!\\
'''Simone:''' That's great! Why are you yelling it atme!\\me!?\\
'''Simone:''' That's great! Why are you yelling it at
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'''Reginald:''' Um. [[MoodWhiplash That I can't come to class tomorrow 'cause my grandma died?]]\\
* Among the posters visible on the board where Chidi puts up the notice of their study is one reading [[FreezeFrameBonus "Vote Sackett: Every criminal deserves a third chance."]]
* Among the posters visible on the board where Chidi puts up the notice of their study is one reading [[FreezeFrameBonus "Vote Sackett: Every criminal deserves a third chance."]]
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'''Reginald:''' Um. Um... [[MoodWhiplash That that I can't come to class tomorrow 'cause my grandma died?]]\\
* Among ''[Among the posters visible on the board where Chidi puts up the notice of their study is one reading [[FreezeFrameBonus "Vote Sackett: Every criminal deserves a third chance."]]"]]]''
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--> '''Tahani:''' ''[narrates over her clearing out her massive wardrobe]'' In that very moment, I decided to change my life. First I cleansed myself of all the worldly possessions that had been weighing me down like anchors; the dresses, the jewels, I gave them all to Goodwill. That's what I call Prince William. Since he'd married a commoner, I assumed he'd know some needy people they could go to. Then, I deleted all my celebrity contacts from my mobile. ''[in flashback]'' Goodbye Bono. Goodbye The Edge. Goodbye The Edge's real phone number that even Bono doesn't have. ''[narrating]'' And most importantly, I put physical distance between me and my old life. ''[in flashback]'' Book me a flight to Tibet. I'm going to live in a Buddhist monastery. I need to get out of the spotlight.\\
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--> '''Tahani:''' ''[narrates over her clearing out her massive wardrobe]'' In that very moment, I decided to change my life. First I cleansed myself of all the worldly possessions that had been weighing me down like anchors; the dresses, the jewels, I gave them all to Goodwill. That's what I call Prince William. Since he'd married a commoner, I assumed he'd know some needy people they could go to. Then, I deleted all my celebrity contacts from my mobile. ''[in flashback]'' Goodbye Goodbye, Bono. Goodbye Goodbye, The Edge. Goodbye Goodbye, The Edge's real phone number that even Bono doesn't have. ''[narrating]'' And most importantly, I put physical distance between me and my old life. ''[in flashback]'' Book me a flight to Tibet. I'm going to live in a Buddhist monastery. I need to get out of the spotlight.\\
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''[cut to Tahani on stage advertising her book, "Get Out of the Spotlight", with blurbs reading '"This book is so brilliant, I've decided to quit writing, because I'll never top it." - Malcom Gladwell' and '"Ditto." - Cormac [=McCarthy=]']''\\
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''[cut to Tahani on stage advertising her book, "Get Out of the Spotlight", with blurbs reading '"This book is so brilliant, I've decided to quit writing, because I'll never top it." - Malcom Malcolm Gladwell' and '"Ditto." - Cormac [=McCarthy=]']''\\
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'''Tahani:''' ''Ugh''.
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'''Tahani:''' ''Ugh''.''Ugh.''
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--> '''Eleanor:''' Oh, if you need a place to crash while you get settled my motel has a pull-out sofa, although as I say that and I look at you and your whole thing I realize that's absurd and you should probably just get your own place.
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--> '''Eleanor:''' Oh, if you need a place to crash while you get settled settled, my motel has a pull-out sofa, although as I say that and I look at you and your whole thing I realize that's absurd and you should probably just get your own place.
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--> '''Michael:''' 'sup, bud? I've been looking for you.\\
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--> '''Michael:''' 'sup, 'Sup, bud? I've been looking for you.\\
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'''Michael:''' But - wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, you heard what my name was, right? Zack Pizzazz?\\
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'''Michael:''' But - wait, But--wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, you heard what my name was, right? Zack Pizzazz?\\
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'''Doug:''' Listen, you know you're my boy, but this sounds like a lot of work. Good luck. ''[the two perform a strange handshake ending with pointing at each other and saying "pew pew", then hug]'' Donkey Doug out. ''[several other dancers follow him]''\\
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'''Doug:''' Listen, you know you're my boy, but this sounds like a lot of work. Good luck. ''[the two perform a strange handshake SecretHandshake ending with pointing at each other and saying "pew pew", {{Finger Gun}}s, then hug]'' Donkey Doug out. ''[several other dancers follow him]''\\
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'''Jason:''' Naw, Li'l Peanut. We're gonna do this the right way. No more crime. And if you don't like that you can walk out that door. Right now.\\
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'''Jason:''' Naw, Li'l Peanut. We're gonna do this the right way. No more crime. And if you don't like that that, you can walk out that door. Right now.\\
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'''Jason:''' What? G- Come- We still got like thirty-five people, so, let's get to work!
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'''Jason:''' What? G- Come- G--Come-- ...We still got like thirty-five people, so, let's get to work!
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---> '''Gatorbait:''' Quick announcement: Will the owner of a 1998 Toyota Tercel with golden pythons painted on both sides, license plate "GOTMILF", please see an usher; your car has exploded. ''[enthusiastic]'' Alright, y'all ready for the next act? Please give it up right now for Dance Dance Resolution!\\
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---> '''Gatorbait:''' Quick announcement: Will the owner of a 1998 Toyota Tercel with golden pythons painted on both sides, [[VanityLicensePlate license plate "GOTMILF", "GOTMILF"]], please see an usher; your car has exploded. ''[enthusiastic]'' Alright, y'all ready for the next act? Please give it up right now for Dance Dance Resolution!\\
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'''Jason:''' ''What!'' No! Why!\\
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'''Jason:''' ''What!'' ''What!?'' No! Why!\\Why!?\\
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'''Jason:''' ''[to Michael]'' So, I walked out of that bar, came down to this wharf, threw a rock at a snake, met a guy named Zack Pizzazz, talked to him about my crazy year that I've had which started when I was locked in a safe-\\
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'''Jason:''' ''[to Michael]'' So, I walked out of that bar, came down to this wharf, threw a rock at a snake, met a guy named Zack Pizzazz, talked to him about my crazy year that I've had which started when I was locked in a safe-\\safe--\\
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'''Jason:''' A year ago if you had asked me to run a dance crew in Atlantis-\\
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'''Jason:''' A year ago if you had asked me to run a dance crew in Atlantis-\\Atlantis--\\
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'''Trevor:''' [[GilliganCut Who wants]] ''[[GilliganCut lemon baaaars!]]'' It's my nana's recipe, and they are just ''sinful''. Love 'em on my lips but hate 'em on my hips, if you know what I mean.
** In general, Trevor spends the entire episode convinced he's a genius BitchInSheepsClothing who's expertly manipulating the humans, when in actuality he simply comes off as an obnoxious, clingy jerk and so they barely pay any attention to him.
** In general, Trevor spends the entire episode convinced he's a genius BitchInSheepsClothing who's expertly manipulating the humans, when in actuality he simply comes off as an obnoxious, clingy jerk and so they barely pay any attention to him.
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'''Trevor:''' [[GilliganCut Who wants]] ''[[GilliganCut lemon baaaars!]]'' It's my nana's recipe, and they are just ''sinful''.''[[{{Pun}} sinful]]''. Love 'em on my lips but hate 'em on my hips, if you know what I mean.
** In general, Trevor spends the entire episode convinced he's a genius BitchInSheepsClothing who's expertly manipulating the humans, when in actuality he simply comes off as an obnoxious, clingyjerk jerk, and so they barely pay any attention to him.
** In general, Trevor spends the entire episode convinced he's a genius BitchInSheepsClothing who's expertly manipulating the humans, when in actuality he simply comes off as an obnoxious, clingy
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--> '''Trevor:''' Sweet outfit. Dick Tracy called; he said you're a buttface and he's been plowing your mom.\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Sweet outfit. Dick Tracy ComicStrip/DickTracy called; he said you're a buttface and he's been plowing your mom.\\
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'''Michael:''' ...Dick Tracy called back on his watchphone and said you better watch out! ...Shoot. Second too late.
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'''Michael:''' ...Dick Tracy called back on his watchphone watch-phone and said you better watch out! ...Shoot. Second too late.
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--> '''Trevor:''' Whaddya say, E Street Band? You up for a segway tour of ''[in an Australian accent only slightly better than Michael's]'' Australia, mate? ''[holds up a hand]'' This is a knife. On the barbie!\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Whaddya say, E Street Band? You up for a segway tour of ''[in an Australian accent only slightly better than Michael's]'' Australia, mate? ''[holds up a hand]'' [[Film/CrocodileDundee This is a knife.knife]]. On the barbie!\\
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'''Trevor:''' I think it would be supes fun. We could play pranks on each other for my vlog-\\
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'''Trevor:''' I think it would be supes fun. We could play pranks on each other for my vlog-\\vlog--\\
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''[Eleanor looks away after a [[{{Beat}} beat]]]''
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''[Eleanor looks away after a [[{{Beat}} beat]]]''{{beat}}]''
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'''Tahani:''' Could be fun. I once played a drinking game with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at their macrobiotic farm with a particularly robust batch of homemade kombucha. ''[winks]''\\
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'''Tahani:''' Could be fun. I once played a drinking game with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at their macrobiotic farm with a particularly robust ''particularly robust'' batch of homemade kombucha. ''[winks]''\\
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--> '''Janet:''' I don't know if he can die but I could drop a steamroller on his head. Oh, darn it, I can't summon things. I guess I could kick him with my... soft... feet, Earth ''sucks!''
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--> '''Janet:''' I don't know if he can die but I could drop a steamroller on his head. Oh, darn it, I can't summon things. I guess I could kick him with my... soft... feet, feet. Earth ''sucks!''
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'''Michael:''' ''[gestures agreement]'' Do that first, then I'll tell you what I'd do in situations such as the one you're about to describe. I've been in every situation. 'cause I'm a librarian.\\
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'''Michael:''' ''[gestures agreement]'' Do that first, then I'll tell you what I'd do in situations such as the one you're about to describe. I've been in every situation. 'cause 'Cause I'm a librarian.\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Hey, E-dog, get over here! It's trivia night! First round questions are all about Logan Paul, and you know I'm Lo-gang for life!\\
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--> '''Trevor:''' Hey, E-dog, get over here! It's trivia night! First round questions are all about Logan Paul, and you know I'm Lo-gang Logang for life!\\
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--> '''Chidi:''' Hey, do you think I should-\\
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--> '''Chidi:''' Hey, do you think I should-\\should--\\
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'''Chidi:''' Thanks. ''[turns in a full circle]'' Where's outside.
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'''Chidi:''' Thanks. ''[turns in a full circle]'' Where's outside.outside?
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* The Doorman takes the time to try out a sink faucet while he's on Earth, declaring it "pretty cool."
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* The Doorman takes the time to try out a sink faucet while he's on Earth, declaring it "pretty cool."
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'''Gen:''' Do you realize what you did? You meddled in human affairs! That ripples out, man! Do you know how much weird stuff has happened because of your little experiment? England left Europe. That [[Film/TheGreatestShowman Hugh Jackman musical about P.T. Barnum?]] It made like four hundred million dollars. Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars? Are good now.\\
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'''Gen:''' Do you realize what you did? You ''You meddled in human affairs! That ripples out, man! man!'' Do you know how much weird stuff has happened because of your little experiment? England left Europe. That [[Film/TheGreatestShowman Hugh Jackman musical about P.T. Barnum?]] It made like made, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], four hundred million dollars. Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars? Are Jaguars, ''are good now.\\''\\
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'''Gen:''' I'm serious! They're gonna make the playoffs! Blake Bortles is... kind of okay? Maybe? I don't know, it's... being debated amongst experts, it's confusing. But whatever it is, it's yo fault!\\
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'''Gen:''' I'm serious! They're gonna make the playoffs! Blake Bortles is... kind of okay? Maybe? I don't know, it's... being debated amongst experts, it's confusing. But whatever it is, it's yo yo' fault!\\
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* When Janet's powers come back online, everything she attempted to summon while on Earth appears in rapid sequence. Among the items produced are the steamroller, giraffe, and jetski she mentioned earlier, a turtle, several appliances, a tractor, a billboard reading "Trevor stinks! -Janet", a crane, an "Ugly Nick's Meat Trench" 24-hour restaurant, a lotion bottle labelled "[[CallBack time]]", and [[CallBack numerous cacti]].
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrel labelled "poison", and a barrel with a ''radiohazard warning''.
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrel labelled "poison", and a barrel with a ''radiohazard warning''.
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* When Janet's powers come back online, everything she attempted to summon while on Earth appears in rapid sequence. Among the items produced are the steamroller, giraffe, and jetski she mentioned earlier, a turtle, several appliances, a tractor, a billboard reading "Trevor stinks! -Janet", a crane, [[CallBack an "Ugly Nick's Meat Trench" 24-hour restaurant, a lotion bottle labelled "[[CallBack time]]", "time", and [[CallBack numerous cacti]].
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrel labelled "poison", and a barrel with a''radiohazard warning''.''radioactive warning label''.
** Additionally, she was apparently ''very'' determined to kill Trevor; the pile includes not only the heavy items but several grenades, a large bomb, a tank, a barrel labelled "poison", and a barrel with a
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'''Doorman:''' ''[points at the door]'' They escaped.\\
'''Gen:''' ''[exasperated]'' Yeah. Thanks, Jeff.
'''Gen:''' ''[exasperated]'' Yeah. Thanks, Jeff.
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'''Doorman:''' ''[points ''[flatly, pointing at the door]'' They escaped.\\
'''Gen:''' ''[exasperated]'' Yeah. [[SarcasmMode Thanks,Jeff.
Jeff]].
'''Gen:''' ''[exasperated]'' Yeah. [[SarcasmMode Thanks,
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* Michael and Janet desperately trying to hang up on the Judge, who can see what they're doing, and gets more irritated with them.
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* Michael and Janet desperately trying try to hang up on the Judge, who can see what they're doing, doing and gets more irritated with them.
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* Michael and Janet find an abandoned floor to use as their base of operations.
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* Michael and Janet find an abandoned floor room to use as their base of operations.
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-->'''Chidi:''' I guess these people... came as they are?
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-->'''Chidi:''' I guess these people... came as they are?were?
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-->'''Eleanor:''' ''(in a bad British accent)'' And a fabulous St. Ploopington's Day to all! ''(back to normal accent, as she backs out of the room)'' USA! USA! USA!
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-->'''Eleanor:''' ''(in ''[in a bad British accent)'' accent]'' And a fabulous St. Ploopington's Day to all! ''(back ''[back to normal accent, as she backs out of the room)'' room]'' USA! USA! USA!
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'''Chidi:''' {{God is dead}}! God remains dead, and we killed him! Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?\\
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'''Chidi:''' {{God [[GodIsDead God is dead}}! dead! God remains dead, and we killed him! him!]] Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?\\
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-->'''Eleanor:''' In America everyone does what they want, society ''did'' break down, it's terrible, and it's ''great!''
* Chidi's breakdown. First he strips off his shirt at the park when the sprinklers are turned on. Next he goes to the supermarket and buys a whole lot of canned chili, Marshmallow Peeps, M&Ms, and almond milk. When told that he can't be there without a shirt, he takes a woman's t-shirt that reads "Who, What, Where, Wine" off the rack and puts it on. Then he gives his credit cards to the cashier to pay for it all and keep them, along with his car keys. Finally, he takes all the food he bought and makes chili out of it. In his classroom in the middle of class.
-->'''Chidi:''' You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the Peeps in the chili pot add the M&Ms, you put the Peeps in the chili pot and makes it taste....baaaaad.
* Chidi's breakdown. First he strips off his shirt at the park when the sprinklers are turned on. Next he goes to the supermarket and buys a whole lot of canned chili, Marshmallow Peeps, M&Ms, and almond milk. When told that he can't be there without a shirt, he takes a woman's t-shirt that reads "Who, What, Where, Wine" off the rack and puts it on. Then he gives his credit cards to the cashier to pay for it all and keep them, along with his car keys. Finally, he takes all the food he bought and makes chili out of it. In his classroom in the middle of class.
-->'''Chidi:''' You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the Peeps in the chili pot add the M&Ms, you put the Peeps in the chili pot and makes it taste....baaaaad.
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-->'''Eleanor:''' In America America, everyone does what they want, society want! Society ''did'' break down, it's terrible, and it's ''great!''
* Chidi's breakdown. First he strips off his shirt at the park when the sprinklers are turned on. Next he goes to the supermarket and buys a whole lot of canned chili, Marshmallow Peeps, M&Ms, and almond milk. When told that he can't be there without a shirt, he takes a woman's t-shirt that reads "Who, What, Where, When, Wine" off the rack and puts it on. Then he gives his credit cards to the cashier to pay for it all and keep them, along with his car keys. Finally, he takes all the food he bought and makes chili out of it. In his classroom in the middle of class.
-->'''Chidi:''' You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the Peeps in the chili pot add the M&Ms, you put the Peeps in the chili pot and makes ittaste....baaaaad.taste... ''baaaaad.''
* Chidi's breakdown. First he strips off his shirt at the park when the sprinklers are turned on. Next he goes to the supermarket and buys a whole lot of canned chili, Marshmallow Peeps, M&Ms, and almond milk. When told that he can't be there without a shirt, he takes a woman's t-shirt that reads "Who, What, Where, When, Wine" off the rack and puts it on. Then he gives his credit cards to the cashier to pay for it all and keep them, along with his car keys. Finally, he takes all the food he bought and makes chili out of it. In his classroom in the middle of class.
-->'''Chidi:''' You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the Peeps in the chili pot add the M&Ms, you put the Peeps in the chili pot and makes it
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* Since Janet doesn't have her powers on Earth, she can't just appear and disappear any more. [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud She's taken to just sneaking around and saying "bing." to replicate her trademark chime.]]
-->'''Janet:''' ...don't look at me, it's embarrassing.
-->'''Janet:''' ...don't look at me, it's embarrassing.
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* Since Janet doesn't have her powers on Earth, she can't just appear and disappear any more. [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud She's taken to just sneaking around and [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud saying "bing." "bing" to replicate her trademark chime.]]
-->'''Janet:''' ...don't Don't look at me, it's embarrassing.
-->'''Janet:''' ...
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* The revelation out of nowhere that Donkey Doug is [[spoiler:Jason's dad]], which Jason never saw fit to clarify.
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* The revelation out of nowhere that Donkey Doug is [[spoiler:Jason's dad]], Jason's dad, which Jason never saw fit to clarify.
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---->'''Pillboi:''' Hey, now, listen, Judy, you can't mix xannys with these little pink fools. You'll be tripping balls like Clarence was when he crawled into the ice machine.\\
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---->'''Pillboi:''' Hey, now, listen, Judy, you can't mix xannys Xannies with these little pink fools. You'll be tripping balls like Clarence was when he crawled into the ice machine.\\
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* The restaurant Chidi is taking Simone to is named [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo French Pressing Nemo]], at the corner of [[Film/CrocodileDundee Thatsnota and Thisisa streets]].
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* The restaurant Chidi is taking Simone to is named [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo French Pressing Nemo]], at the corner of [[Film/CrocodileDundee Thatsnota Street and Thisisa streets]].Street]].
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-->'''Pillboi:''' Okay. '''[''sniffs and stares blankly at Tahani'']'''
-->'''Tahani:''' '''[''bemused'']''' That's it? You don't need any more information?
-->'''Tahani:''' '''[''bemused'']''' That's it? You don't need any more information?
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-->'''Pillboi:''' Okay. '''[''sniffs ''[sniffs and stares blankly at Tahani'']'''
Tahani]''
-->'''Tahani:''''''[''bemused'']''' ''[bemused]'' That's it? You don't need any more information?
-->'''Tahani:'''
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''(Eleanor nods. [[GilliganCut Cut to Donna answering the door]])''\\
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* Chidi rejoins Tahani after a thirty second conversation with Kamilah where she told him that his fears were now hers. Dazed, he repeats what she said to Tahani, who rolls her eyes. Thirty seconds later, Tahani has buried an axe in a table, and Chidi announces to the world that his fears are very much his again.
* Tahani, while holding a fire axe and preparing to insert it into a table, yelling at Kamilah that she has now become a mature person.
* Tahani, while holding a fire axe and preparing to insert it into a table, yelling at Kamilah that she has now become a mature person.
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* Chidi rejoins Tahani after a thirty second thirty-second conversation with Kamilah where she told him that his fears were now hers. Dazed, he repeats what she said to Tahani, who rolls her eyes. Thirty seconds later, Tahani has buried an a fire axe in a table, and Chidi announces to the world that his fears are very much his again.
* Tahani, while holdinga fire said axe and preparing to insert it into a said table, yelling yells at Kamilah that she has now become a mature person.
* Tahani, while holding
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** Said penguin later shows up in a penguin sized Blake Bortles jersey.
* T'Hania is Tahani, but an even snippier version... who is also a Centaur... that Tahani and Eleanor seem oddly attracted to.
* T'Hania is Tahani, but an even snippier version... who is also a Centaur... that Tahani and Eleanor seem oddly attracted to.
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** Said penguin later shows up in a penguin sized penguin-sized Blake Bortles jersey.
*T'Hania Tahania is Tahani, but an even snippier version... who is also a Centaur...centaur... that Tahani and Eleanor seem oddly attracted to.
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* During a flashback to a reboot where Michael is clearly out of energy, he brings up a list of Eleanor's quirks, shames, and other embarrassments. Including an attraction to [[Franchise/TheMuppets Sam The Eagle]], one-sided rivalries with Barefoot Contessa and [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Princess Jasmine]] as well as UsefulNotes/NeilDegrasseTyson having a one-sided rivalry with ''her'', a lifetime ban from the post office, the Ambien-Hamster Mishap, her mother introducing her to the maternity ward nurse as "her sister", her dad's fistfight with the entire Arizona State University financial aid office, and the kicker: Her father once forgot her birthday. So he ''changed her birth certificate'' so he wouldn't be wrong.
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* During a flashback to a reboot where Michael is clearly out of energy, he brings up a list of Eleanor's quirks, shames, and other embarrassments. Including an a sexual attraction to [[Franchise/TheMuppets Sam The Eagle]], one-sided rivalries with Barefoot Contessa and [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Princess Jasmine]] as well as UsefulNotes/NeilDegrasseTyson having a one-sided rivalry with ''her'', a lifetime ban from the post office, [[NoodleIncident the Ambien-Hamster Mishap, Mishap]], her mother introducing her to the maternity ward nurse as "her sister", her dad's fistfight with the entire Arizona State University financial aid office, and the kicker: Her father once forgot her birthday. So he ''changed her birth certificate'' so he wouldn't be wrong.
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* [[NoodleIncident The Purple Space Bubble Chidi is trapped in]].
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* [[NoodleIncident The Purple Space Bubble purple space bubble Chidi is was trapped in]].
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* Jacksonville Special Rules Pool. It has no rules and you score whatever you want. Jason marvels at how quickly Chidi gets it.
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* [[{{Calvinball}} Jacksonville Special Rules Pool.Pool]]. It has no rules and you score whatever you want. Jason marvels at how quickly Chidi gets it.
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* Eleanor proclaims to Shaun that the Bad Place will never get Michael, as he and Janet are ten steps ahead of them. InstantlyProvenWrong in an epic way, as Michael and Janet ''immediately'' walk through the door:
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* Eleanor proclaims to Shaun Shawn that the Bad Place will never get Michael, as he and Janet are ten steps ahead of them. InstantlyProvenWrong in an epic way, as Michael and Janet ''immediately'' walk through the door:
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* At the climax of the episode, Janet goes ''nuts'' and starts wailing on Shawn's demons.
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* At the climax of the episode, Janet goes ''nuts'' and starts wailing whaling on Shawn's demons.
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** Eleanor has the [[InLoveWithYourCarnage expected reaction]] to said wailing.
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** Eleanor has the [[InLoveWithYourCarnage expected reaction]] to said wailing.whaling.
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** As Chris attacks Michael, he sees how jacked Chris is (which is a [[MrFanservice a lot]], it must be said) and does a DoubleTake.
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** As Chris attacks Michael, he sees how jacked Chris is (which is a [[MrFanservice a lot]], it must be said) and does a DoubleTake.
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* Neil, the head accountant, is a friendly guy who casually ignores all the horrible things about the point system, including the part where the guy in charge of weird sex things has been requesting suicide forever.
* "And unlike most human activities, it's ''not'' a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human activities are a weird sex thing, but this it's n- Oh, wait, it ''is'' a weird sex thing."
* "And unlike most human activities, it's ''not'' a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human activities are a weird sex thing, but this it's n- Oh, wait, it ''is'' a weird sex thing."
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* Neil, the head accountant, is a friendly guy who casually ignores all the horrible things about the point system, including the part where the guy in charge of weird sex things has been requesting suicide forever.
to be put out of his misery.
* "And unlike most human activities, it's ''not'' a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human activities are a weird sex thing, but this it'sn- n-- Oh, wait, it ''is'' a weird sex thing."
* "And unlike most human activities, it's ''not'' a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human activities are a weird sex thing, but this it's
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-->'''Neil:''' A couple from Osaka are having a destination wedding. That's negative twelve thousand points. Oh, and it's a destination ''theme'' wedding. Negative forty-three thousand. ''(smile fades)'' The theme is ''Lord of the Rings''. They're basically doomed.
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-->'''Neil:''' A couple from Osaka are having a destination wedding. That's negative twelve thousand points. Oh, and it's a destination ''theme'' wedding. Negative forty-three thousand. ''(smile fades)'' The theme is ''Lord of the Rings''.''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings''. They're basically doomed.
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-->'''Neil:''' The last corner piece! Noooooo!
* Throughout the episode Janet is having strange reactions to having humans in her void, namely a long drawn out burp that turns into Cher's "Believe".
* Throughout the episode Janet is having strange reactions to having humans in her void, namely a long drawn out burp that turns into Cher's "Believe".
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-->'''Neil:''' The last corner piece! Noooooo!
''Nooooo!''
* Throughout theepisode episode, Janet is having strange reactions to having humans in her void, namely a long drawn out long, drawn-out burp that turns into Cher's "Believe". "Believe".
* Throughout the
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* Everyone else is freaking out after viewing the EldritchLocation that is the IHOP (as human brains are only capable of even seeing three of the ten dimensions present), while Jason, TheStoner, has taken so many drugs in his life that he calms everyone down by assuring them that all they have to do is ride out the trip and in a few minutes they'll all wake up safe in [[ItMakesSenseInContext Pillboi's broken hottub]]. ''It works.''
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* Everyone else is freaking out after viewing the EldritchLocation that is the IHOP (as human brains are only capable of even seeing three of the ten dimensions present), while Jason, TheStoner, has taken so many drugs in his life that he calms everyone down by assuring them that all they have to do is ride out the trip and in a few minutes they'll all wake up safe in [[ItMakesSenseInContext Pillboi's broken hottub]].hot tub]]. ''It works.''
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* Shawn is called up to the IHOP to discuss a reform to the point system - while he was in the middle of torturing Creator/WilliamShakespeare by [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment describing, in great detail]], the [[TakeThat plot]] of ''Film/{{Entourage}}'' at him, while Shawn is acting it out with his hands.
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* Shawn is called up to the IHOP to discuss a reform to the point system - while he was in the middle of torturing Creator/WilliamShakespeare by [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment describing, in great detail]], the [[TakeThat plot]] of ''Film/{{Entourage}}'' at to him, while Shawn is acting it out with his hands.
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-->'''Chidi:''' Right. So, as I was saying before I [[SuddenlyShouting SAW THE TIME KNIFE!]]
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-->'''Chidi:''' Right. So, as I was saying before I ''I [[SuddenlyShouting SAW THE TIME KNIFE!]]KNIFE!]]''
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-->'''Shawn:''' What's that thing you humans say when you're playing chess and trap your opponent into an inescapable position? Oh right. Eat butt, you dingdongs!
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-->'''Shawn:''' What's that thing you humans say when you're playing chess and trap your opponent into an inescapable position? Oh right. Eat butt, you dingdongs!ding-dongs!
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-->'''Jason:''' How are we going to make someone better when she's asleep the whole time? ''(To Simone)'' Hello?! ''(Distressed)'' We can't work with this!
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-->'''Jason:''' How are we going to make someone better when she's asleep the whole time? ''(To Simone)'' ''[to Simone]'' Hello?! ''(Distressed)'' ''[distressed]'' We can't work with this!
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** [[BiTheWay Eleanor]] has the [[InLoveWithYourCarnage expected reaction]] to said wailing.
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** [[BiTheWay Eleanor]] Eleanor has the [[InLoveWithYourCarnage expected reaction]] to said wailing.
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*** He also advises the elderly residents on the best combinations of the various prescription drugs that will give them pleasant side effects:
---->'''Pillboi:''' Hey, now, listen, Judy, you can't mix xannys with these little pink fools. You'll be tripping balls like Clarence was when he crawled into the ice machine.\\
''[laughs, then fetches another paper cup of pills]''\\
Here, take half of one of these, wash it down with a 5-Hour Energy, and you'll be golden. Body high with mild visuals.
---->'''Pillboi:''' Hey, now, listen, Judy, you can't mix xannys with these little pink fools. You'll be tripping balls like Clarence was when he crawled into the ice machine.\\
''[laughs, then fetches another paper cup of pills]''\\
Here, take half of one of these, wash it down with a 5-Hour Energy, and you'll be golden. Body high with mild visuals.
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* After [[spoiler: Jason decides to save Pillboi, giving Donkey Doug up as a lost cause]], Tahani pays Pillboi a visit at work to tell him that the planned robbery is off:
-->'''Tahani:''' Hello, Pillboi, I'm here on behalf of Jason. You won't be attending the job with Donkey Doug today. There's been a change of plans.
-->'''Pillboi:''' Okay. '''[''sniffs and stares blankly at Tahani'']'''
-->'''Tahani:''' '''[''bemused'']''' That's it? You don't need any more information?
-->'''Pillboi:''' I mean, do you want to tell me?
-->'''Tahani:''' [[BrutalHonesty Not really.]]
-->'''Pillboi:''' Cool. Want some pills?
-->'''Tahani:''' Hello, Pillboi, I'm here on behalf of Jason. You won't be attending the job with Donkey Doug today. There's been a change of plans.
-->'''Pillboi:''' Okay. '''[''sniffs and stares blankly at Tahani'']'''
-->'''Tahani:''' '''[''bemused'']''' That's it? You don't need any more information?
-->'''Pillboi:''' I mean, do you want to tell me?
-->'''Tahani:''' [[BrutalHonesty Not really.]]
-->'''Pillboi:''' Cool. Want some pills?
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* During a flashback to a reboot where Michael is clearly out of energy, he brings up a list of Eleanor's quirks, shames, and other embarrassments. Including an attraction to [[Franchise/TheMuppets Sam The Eagle]], one-sided rivalries with Barefoot Contessa and [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} Princess Jasmine]] as well as UsefulNotes/NeilDegrasseTyson having a one-sided rivalry with ''her'', a lifetime ban from the post office, the Ambien-Hamster Mishap, her mother introducing her to the maternity ward nurse as "her sister", her dad's fistfight with the entire Arizona State University financial aid office, and the kicker: Her father once forgot her birthday. So he ''changed her birth certificate'' so he wouldn't be wrong.
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* During a flashback to a reboot where Michael is clearly out of energy, he brings up a list of Eleanor's quirks, shames, and other embarrassments. Including an attraction to [[Franchise/TheMuppets Sam The Eagle]], one-sided rivalries with Barefoot Contessa and [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Princess Jasmine]] as well as UsefulNotes/NeilDegrasseTyson having a one-sided rivalry with ''her'', a lifetime ban from the post office, the Ambien-Hamster Mishap, her mother introducing her to the maternity ward nurse as "her sister", her dad's fistfight with the entire Arizona State University financial aid office, and the kicker: Her father once forgot her birthday. So he ''changed her birth certificate'' so he wouldn't be wrong.
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* Everyone else is freaking out after viewing the EldritchLocation that is the IHOP (as human brains are only capable of even seeing three of the ten dimensions present), while Jason, TheStoner, has taken so many drugs in his life that he calms everyone down by assuring them that all they have to do is ride out the trip and in a few minutes they'll all wake up safe in [[ItMakeSenseInContext Pillboi's broken hottub]]. ''It works.''
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* Everyone else is freaking out after viewing the EldritchLocation that is the IHOP (as human brains are only capable of even seeing three of the ten dimensions present), while Jason, TheStoner, has taken so many drugs in his life that he calms everyone down by assuring them that all they have to do is ride out the trip and in a few minutes they'll all wake up safe in [[ItMakeSenseInContext [[ItMakesSenseInContext Pillboi's broken hottub]]. ''It works.''
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* Everyone else is freaking out after viewing the EldritchLocation that is the IHOP (as human brains are only capable of even seeing three of the ten dimensions present), while Jason, TheStoner, has taken so many drugs in his life that he calms everyone down by assuring them that in a few minutes they'd all be safe in Pillboi's living room. ''It works.''
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* Everyone else is freaking out after viewing the EldritchLocation that is the IHOP (as human brains are only capable of even seeing three of the ten dimensions present), while Jason, TheStoner, has taken so many drugs in his life that he calms everyone down by assuring them that all they have to do is ride out the trip and in a few minutes they'd they'll all be wake up safe in [[ItMakeSenseInContext Pillboi's living room.broken hottub]]. ''It works.''
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* Eleanor proclaims to Shaun that the Bad Place will never get Michael, as he and Janet are ten steps ahead of them. [[InstantlyProvenWrong]] in an epic way, as Michael and Janet ''immediately'' walk through the door:
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* Eleanor proclaims to Shaun that the Bad Place will never get Michael, as he and Janet are ten steps ahead of them. [[InstantlyProvenWrong]] InstantlyProvenWrong in an epic way, as Michael and Janet ''immediately'' walk through the door: