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* Mooj reassures Andy that there's more to life than getting laid. He then loses track of what he's trying to say and starts listing a series of sex acts that make Andy increasingly uncomfortable. Bit of trivia: All of the sex acts Mooj listed are coprophilic.



* "Why don't you...kiss something?!"



* Mooj said his sister has a big penis.

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* Jay shows the entire store his girlfriend's ultrasound and points out a random part as the baby's dick. Mooj said downplays the excitement by saying that flatscreens make everybody's dicks look big. Including his sister has a big penis.sister's.



-->'''Paula''': Are you familiar with the term 'fuck buddy'`?
* The people in the sex support group Andy and Marla go to, including a father asking [[NoPeriodsPeriod how to stop his teenaged daughter's menstrual cycle.]]

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-->'''Paula''': -->'''Paula:''' Are you familiar with the term 'fuck buddy'`?
buddy'`?\\
'''Paula:''' I'm very discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams.
* The people in the sex support group Andy and Marla go to, including a father asking [[NoPeriodsPeriod how to stop his teenaged daughter's menstrual cycle.]]cycle]] due to his daughter being -- for lack of a better word -- "dumb".



* And this.

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* And this.the kid named Seth who mistakenly views himself as a stud in spite of his weedy frame and ginger jewfro.



** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian biker who's looking to try "getting back on the pogo stick" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and very well-endowed woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how [[BoobBasedGag one of her boobs]] has [[WardrobeMalfunction slipped out of her dress]], while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.

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** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian biker named Gina (pronounced Jy-na) who's looking to try "getting back on the pogo stick" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and very well-endowed woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how [[BoobBasedGag one of her boobs]] has [[WardrobeMalfunction slipped out of her dress]], while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.contact.
** At the of the speed date, Cal can be heard gushing about the hottest woman he met: Gina.
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* After failing to convince his friends that he's a virgin during their poker game, it cuts to him hilariously adminishing his terrible lying while angrily riding his bicycle home, where it cuts to him just screaming at the top of his lungs walking through the apartment.

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* After failing to convince his friends that he's not a virgin during their poker game, it cuts to him hilariously adminishing admonishing his terrible lying while angrily riding his bicycle home, where it cuts to him just screaming at the top of his lungs walking through the apartment.
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-->'''Dad:''' I caught my son doing things with a girl in our marital bed. Things my wife wouldn't do."

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-->'''Dad:''' I caught my son doing things with a girl in our marital bed. Things my wife wouldn't do."

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* The entire [[TerribleIntervieweesMontage Speed Dating]] sequence. Jay is pretending to be a super selfless doctor and hamming it up with each woman. David bumps into his ex, causing problems and a small scene, causing ''more'' problems when she rotates to Cal's table, and Andy is just a nervous wreck barely managing to get through the whole affair without snapping.
** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian biker who's looking to try "getting back on the pogo stick" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and '''''very''''' ''[[GagBoobs well-endowed]]'' woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how one of her boobs has slipped out of her dress, while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.

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* The entire [[TerribleIntervieweesMontage Speed Dating]] sequence. sequence.
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Jay is pretending to be a super selfless doctor and hamming it up with each woman. David bumps into his ex, causing problems and a small scene, causing ''more'' problems when she rotates to Cal's table, and Andy is just a nervous wreck barely managing to get through the whole affair without snapping.
** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian biker who's looking to try "getting back on the pogo stick" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and '''''very''''' ''[[GagBoobs well-endowed]]'' very well-endowed woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how [[BoobBasedGag one of her boobs boobs]] has [[WardrobeMalfunction slipped out of her dress, dress]], while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.
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[[caption-width-right:300:THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR ME![[labelnote: David's observation]]You look like a Man O' Lantern.[[/labelnote]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:300:THIS [[caption-width-right:300:''"THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR ME![[labelnote: ME!"''[[labelnote: David's observation]]You look like a Man O' Lantern.[[/labelnote]]]]
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Trope has been merged into Badass Biker, pothole.


** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian BikerBabe who's looking to try "getting back on the pogo stick" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and '''''very''''' ''[[GagBoobs well-endowed]]'' woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how one of her boobs has slipped out of her dress, while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.

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** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian BikerBabe biker who's looking to try "getting back on the pogo stick" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and '''''very''''' ''[[GagBoobs well-endowed]]'' woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how one of her boobs has slipped out of her dress, while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.
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** "Here it is! Boner Jams '03. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003]]."
** Amongst the giant box of porn is a VHS labeled '''EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.''' Turns out David just likes Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond and tapes it sometimes. [[BrickJoke Andy ends up watching it when he abandons watching porn altogether]].
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** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian BikerBabe who's looking to try "getting back on the [[BiTheWay pogo stick]]" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and '''''very''''' ''[[GagBoobs well-endowed]]'' woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how one of her boobs has slipped out of her dress, while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.

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** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian BikerBabe who's looking to try "getting back on the [[BiTheWay pogo stick]]" stick" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and '''''very''''' ''[[GagBoobs well-endowed]]'' woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how one of her boobs has slipped out of her dress, while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.
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* The entire [[TerribleIntervieweesMontage Speed Dating]] sequence. Jay is pretending to be a super selfless doctor and hamming it up with each woman. David bumps into his ex, causing problems and a small scene, causing ''more'' problems when she rotates to Cal's table, and Andy is just a nervous wreck barely managing to get through the whole affair without snapping.
** The scenes with Andy's women are all amazing. One is a ButchLesbian BikerBabe who's looking to try "getting back on the [[BiTheWay pogo stick]]" and suggests putting Andy in a dress to make things easier for her. Another is a very short-tempered woman who gets set off by Andy's awkwardness (exacerbated by him following the terrible conversation advice from his friends). Most hilarious is when he meets a very sweet and '''''very''''' ''[[GagBoobs well-endowed]]'' woman who's all too happy to talk about her home town, completely oblivious to how one of her boobs has slipped out of her dress, while Andy tries to subtly tell her to cover up while still maintaining perfect eye contact.
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* After failing to convince his friends that he's a virgin during their poker game, it cuts to him hilariously adminishing his terrible lying while angrily riding his bicycle home, where it cuts to him just screaming at the top of his lungs walking through the apartment.


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* During the montage where Andy's friends try to loosen him up with drinking, weed, etc, they find themselves peeing on the side of a building, but Andy can't do it.
-->'''Andy:''' I'm not used to peeing in public!\\
'''David:''' Just do it!\\
'''Andy:''' I'm very self conscious!\\
'''David:''' Do it, it's fine! Come on!\\
'''Andy:''' ''[[SuddenlyShouting I'M SHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!]]''
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* The waxing scene. Just the entire thing. The best part? [[{{Improv}} It was all improvised]], and Carell's [[CarpetOfVirility actual chest]] [[EnforcedMethodActing was getting waxed]].

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* The waxing scene. Just the entire thing. The best part? [[{{Improv}} It was all improvised]], and Steve Carell's [[CarpetOfVirility actual chest]] [[EnforcedMethodActing was getting waxed]].
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-->'''Seth:''' Do you have any extra lange condoms?

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-->'''Seth:''' Do you have any extra lange large condoms?
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* And this.
-->'''Seth:''' Do you have any extra lange condoms?
-->'''Seth's Dad:''' Seth, you have a tiny penis.
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-->'''Mooj:''' Well you're fuckin' with the wrong ''sun''-nigga!

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-->'''Mooj:''' Well you're fuckin' with the wrong ''sun''-nigga!''sand''-nigga!
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-->"I hired a ninety pound girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay?? I should've hired a three hundred pound guy to lift the sixty-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to ''bring you out of your funk!''"

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-->"I hired a ninety pound girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay?? I should've hired a three hundred pound guy to who can lift the sixty-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't can barely lift an iPod to ''bring you out of your funk!''"
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-->"I hired a ninety pound girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay?? I should've hired a three hundred pound guy to lift the sixty-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to ''bring you out of your funk!''"
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* Andy's boss hitting on him with al the subtlety of a rhinoceros with a sledgehammer in a china shop during an earthquake.

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* Andy's boss hitting on him with al all the subtlety of a rhinoceros with a sledgehammer in a china shop during an earthquake.
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** Marla's boyfriend's response after seeing all the condoms on the bed. [[labelnote: None of which were used for actual sex.[[/labelnote]]]]

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** Marla's boyfriend's response after seeing all the condoms on the bed. [[labelnote: None (None of which were used for actual sex.[[/labelnote]]]])

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