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* Virtually any time Roland gets to try food or drink from Eddie and Susannah's world, even food or drink that you or I would consider bland or unremarkable, his reaction is always hilarious. His first sip of Pepsi? HeroicBSOD. Eating a "tooter-fish" (tuna fish) sandwich from a commercial airline? It becomes his TrademarkFavoriteFood. Hell, he even greedily chomps down on KFC and takes a break from all the action to nab some sliced turkey from a deli in Maine. The only food from our side he explicitly doesn't like? [[TakeThat Hotdogs from a New York stand.]]
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* Virtually any time Roland gets to try food or drink from Eddie and Susannah's world, even food or drink that you or I would consider bland or unremarkable, his reaction is always hilarious. His first sip of Pepsi? HeroicBSOD.HeroicBSOD (he never tasted anything that had so much sugar in it). Eating a "tooter-fish" (tuna fish) sandwich from a commercial airline? It becomes his TrademarkFavoriteFood. Hell, he even greedily chomps down on KFC and takes a break from all the action to nab some sliced turkey from a deli in Maine. The only food from our side he explicitly doesn't like? [[TakeThat Hotdogs from a New York stand.]]
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some penicillin.
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving drugstore. He holds the place up for Keflex, a clerk a request so absurd that the shopowner momentarily believes he's asked for cocaine instead and Roland has to clarify what he meant. When he gets the Keflex, he apologizes for not having money, drops Mort's Rolex watch to pay for some penicillin.on the counter as compensation (the Keflex is worth about $60. The watch? ''$6500'') and strolls out. The shopkeeper and his assistant are left baffled.
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* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
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* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing... Three'' while he's on the toilet.
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* Definitely black comedy, but the scene where Tricks Postino opens up with his M16, utterly convinced that he's laying waste to his enemies because that's what's happening in the action movie script in his head -- all the while hitting no one except one of his allies (which ''saves'' one of his enemies), destroying his boss' office, and finally shooting up the ''ceiling''. Eddie is momentarily left unable to do anything but stare at the "perfect marvel of idiocy." Then he takes one shot and blows Tricks' head off.
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* During the Battle of Algul Siento, several fires are set. This triggers the robotic fire fighters, Fire Response Team Bravo. Being as they haven't been activated in 800 years and The World Has Moved On the fire engines begin plowing into the guards. Cut to Pimli Prentiss and the taheen Finli Otego. The image of this fat guy and seven foot tall weasel staring at these robot fire fighters just cracks me up.
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.penicillin.
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* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
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* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
* Virtually any time Roland gets to try food or drink from Eddie and Susannah's world, even food or drink that you or I would consider bland or unremarkable, his reaction is always hilarious. His first sip of Pepsi? HeroicBSOD. Eating a "tooter-fish" (tuna fish) sandwich from a commercial airline? It becomes his TrademarkFavoriteFood. Hell, he even greedily chomps down on KFC and takes a break from all the action to nab some sliced turkey from a deli in Maine. The only food from our side he explicitly doesn't like? [[TakeThat Hotdogs from a New York stand.]]
* Virtually any time Roland gets to try food or drink from Eddie and Susannah's world, even food or drink that you or I would consider bland or unremarkable, his reaction is always hilarious. His first sip of Pepsi? HeroicBSOD. Eating a "tooter-fish" (tuna fish) sandwich from a commercial airline? It becomes his TrademarkFavoriteFood. Hell, he even greedily chomps down on KFC and takes a break from all the action to nab some sliced turkey from a deli in Maine. The only food from our side he explicitly doesn't like? [[TakeThat Hotdogs from a New York stand.]]
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-->'''Roland:''': I'd prefer a topping that didn't look so much like come, myself.
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* Roland, after buying Eddie a sandwich with mayonnaise.
-->'''Roland:''': I'd prefer a topping that didn't look so much like come, myself.
-->'''Roland:''': I'd prefer a topping that didn't look so much like come, myself.
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* In ''Literature/SongOfSusannah'', Roland knows who's the best at blitzing enemies with bullshit until an ambush can be sprung:
-->“Slow him down if you can,” Roland said. “It’s not wet enough in there yet.”
-->“Slow down Andolini?” Eddie asked. “How do I do that?”
-->“With your everlasting ''mouth''!” Roland cried, and Eddie saw a wonderful, heartening thing: Roland was grinning. Almost laughing.
**Needless to say, Eddie manages.
-->“Slow him down if you can,” Roland said. “It’s not wet enough in there yet.”
-->“Slow down Andolini?” Eddie asked. “How do I do that?”
-->“With your everlasting ''mouth''!” Roland cried, and Eddie saw a wonderful, heartening thing: Roland was grinning. Almost laughing.
**Needless to say, Eddie manages.
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* Cuthbert's quips in ''TheDarkTower/WizardAndGlass''
-->'''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away.
-->'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right?
-->'''Cuthbert:''' No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.
** On Susan and Roland:
--->'''Cuthbert:''' She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.
--->'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even in jest.
--->'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.
* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
-->'''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away.
-->'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right?
-->'''Cuthbert:''' No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.
** On Susan and Roland:
--->'''Cuthbert:''' She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.
--->'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even in jest.
--->'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.
* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
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* Cuthbert's quips in ''TheDarkTower/WizardAndGlass''
''Literature/WizardAndGlass''
-->'''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow itaway.
-->'''Alain:'''away.\\
'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's doneright?
-->'''Cuthbert:'''right?\\
'''Cuthbert:''' No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.
** * On Susan and Roland:
--->'''Cuthbert:''' -->'''Cuthbert:''' She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.
--->'''Alain:'''don't.\\
'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even injest.
--->'''Cuthbert:'''jest.\\
'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.
* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kindathing...thing...
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-->'''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it
-->'''Alain:'''
'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done
-->'''Cuthbert:'''
'''Cuthbert:''' No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.
--->'''Alain:'''
'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even in
--->'''Cuthbert:'''
'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.
* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda
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--->'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.
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--->'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.forever.
* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
* Eddie being confronted by the Customs officers in the aeroplane toilet in ''Drawing of the Three'', if you're into that kinda thing...
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* Flagg's note with the smiley faces in ''Wizard and Glass''.
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* Flagg's note with the smiley faces in ''Wizard and Glass''.Glass''.
* Cuthbert's quips in ''TheDarkTower/WizardAndGlass''
-->'''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away.
-->'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right?
-->'''Cuthbert:''' No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.
** On Susan and Roland:
--->'''Cuthbert:''' She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.
--->'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even in jest.
--->'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.
* Cuthbert's quips in ''TheDarkTower/WizardAndGlass''
-->'''Cuthbert:''' Dig it deep. We don't want the wind to blow it away.
-->'''Alain:''' ''(annoyed)'' Do you want to do it? Just so you can make sure it's done right?
-->'''Cuthbert:''' No, Al. You're doing fine for someone who's both blind and soft in the head. Go on.
** On Susan and Roland:
--->'''Cuthbert:''' She's tranced him. Whether she means to or not, she'll kill us all in the end. Wait and see if she don't.
--->'''Alain:''' You shouldn't say such, even in jest.
--->'''Cuthbert:''' All right, she'll crown us with the jewels of Eld and we'll live forever.
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.aspirin.
*Flagg's note with the smiley faces in ''Wizard and Glass''.
*Flagg's note with the smiley faces in ''Wizard and Glass''.
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Nothing idiotic about it. He had no use for that watch. Watches don\'t work in his world.
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him [[WhatAnIdiot giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.]]
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* Roland's awkward adventure at the drugstore, culminating in him [[WhatAnIdiot giving a clerk a Rolex watch to pay for some aspirin.]]
