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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]], who's starting to develop [[TheMindIsThePlaythingOfTheBody an unnatural fondness for spiders]]. This manages to gross out the red dragon he's talking to, and then Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the dragon develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph [[ForcedTransformation trapped in the form of a drow]], who's starting to develop [[TheMindIsThePlaythingOfTheBody an unnatural fondness for spiders]]. This manages to gross out the red dragon he's talking to, and then Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the dragon develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
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* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]
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* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]
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* Early in ''Homeland'', a fleeing Alton [=DeVir=] charges headlong into a MagicMirror that turns out not to be the kind that takes you places.
-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.
-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.
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* Early in ''Homeland'', a fleeing Alton [=DeVir=] charges headlong into a MagicMirror that turns out not to be the kind that takes you places.
MagicMirror.
-->Perhaps it was a teleportation door to another section of the city, perhaps a simple door to a room beyond. Or perhaps, Alton dared to imagine in those few desperate seconds, this was some interplanar gate that would bring him into a strange and unknown plane of existence!\\
He felt the tingling excitement of adventure pulling him on as he neared the wondrous thing—then he felt only the impact, the shattering glass, and the unyielding stone wall behind it.\\
Perhaps it was just a mirror.
-->Perhaps it was a teleportation door to another section of the city, perhaps a simple door to a room beyond. Or perhaps, Alton dared to imagine in those few desperate seconds, this was some interplanar gate that would bring him into a strange and unknown plane of existence!\\
He felt the tingling excitement of adventure pulling him on as he neared the wondrous thing—then he felt only the impact, the shattering glass, and the unyielding stone wall behind it.\\
Perhaps it was just a mirror.
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]], who's starting to develop [[TheMindIsThePlaythingOfTheBody an unnatural fondness for spiders]]. This manages to gross out the red dragon he's talking to, and then Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the dragon develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]], who's starting to develop [[TheMindIsThePlaythingOfTheBody an unnatural fondness for spiders]]. This manages to gross out the red dragon he's talking to, and then Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the dragon develops enough sympathy to turn him "back.""
* In ''Homeland'', when Drizzt turns sixteen, Malice tells him he's allowed to look up and make eye contact with people, as he is no longer a lowly page prince. Drizzt interprets his newfound rights a ''little'' too broadly, to a level that [[RefugeInAudacity Malice is too shocked by his sheer audacity to punish him.]] Zaknafein has to bite himself to keep from bursting out laughing.
* In ''Homeland'', when Drizzt turns sixteen, Malice tells him he's allowed to look up and make eye contact with people, as he is no longer a lowly page prince. Drizzt interprets his newfound rights a ''little'' too broadly, to a level that [[RefugeInAudacity Malice is too shocked by his sheer audacity to punish him.]] Zaknafein has to bite himself to keep from bursting out laughing.
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the red dragon he's talking to develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the red dragon he's talking to develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
**drow]], who's starting to develop [[TheMindIsThePlaythingOfTheBody an unnatural fondness for spiders]]. This gets even funnier when manages to gross out the red dragon he's talking to, and then Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the red dragon he's talking to develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.
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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and red dragon he's actually turned into one.talking to develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
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** And then the guy trying to kill him is ''pissed'' that his mirror's broken - to the point he claims that's ''why'' he's trying to kill Alton. (Mirrors aren't easy to come by in a naturally pitch-black environment.)
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* Jarlaxle fends off a mindreading by cramming his brain with the most disgustingly pornographic images he can conjure up. Of the mindreader.
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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.
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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.one.
* Jarlaxle fends off a mindreading by cramming his brain with the most disgustingly pornographic images he can conjure up. Of the mindreader.
* Jarlaxle fends off a mindreading by cramming his brain with the most disgustingly pornographic images he can conjure up. Of the mindreader.
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].drow]].
** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.
** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.
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-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.
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-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.mirror.
* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
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* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]
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* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]]]
* Early in ''Homeland'', a fleeing Alton [=DeVir=] charges headlong into a MagicMirror that turns out not to be the kind that takes you places.
-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.
* Early in ''Homeland'', a fleeing Alton [=DeVir=] charges headlong into a MagicMirror that turns out not to be the kind that takes you places.
-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.
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* Drizzt telling Guenhwyvar to lie down on sleeping Belwar in order to annoy him. It works several times.
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* Drizzt telling Guenhwyvar to lie down on sleeping Belwar in order to annoy him. It works several times.times.
* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]
* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]
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* After escaping from yet another Underdarkian peril, there is a paragraph which starts, “They ran through the winding tunnels blindly, hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them.” The sheer blandness of the statement, coupled with the no-fuckin'-duh sentiment-- 'hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them' could be appended to nearly EVERY sentence in ANY book-- makes this line unintentionally hilarious. And that's even before getting into the Fourth Wall Painting wink-and-a-nod to Random Encounters aspect.
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* After escaping from yet another Underdarkian peril, there is a paragraph which starts, “They ran through the winding tunnels blindly, hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them.” The sheer blandness of the statement, coupled with the no-fuckin'-duh sentiment-- 'hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them' could be appended to nearly EVERY sentence in ANY book-- makes this line unintentionally hilarious. And that's even before getting into the Fourth Wall Painting wink-and-a-nod to Random Encounters aspect.aspect.
* Drizzt telling Guenhwyvar to lie down on sleeping Belwar in order to annoy him. It works several times.
* Drizzt telling Guenhwyvar to lie down on sleeping Belwar in order to annoy him. It works several times.
