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31st May '16 12:20:46 AM Teakay
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the red dragon he's talking to develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."

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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
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drow]], who's starting to develop [[TheMindIsThePlaythingOfTheBody an unnatural fondness for spiders]]. This gets even funnier when manages to gross out the red dragon he's talking to, and then Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if the red dragon he's talking to develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
6th Aug '13 11:31:47 PM Teakay
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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.

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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and red dragon he's actually turned into one.talking to develops enough sympathy to turn him "back."
14th May '13 4:50:20 AM ManCalledTrue
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** And then the guy trying to kill him is ''pissed'' that his mirror's broken - to the point he claims that's ''why'' he's trying to kill Alton. (Mirrors aren't easy to come by in a naturally pitch-black environment.)
24th Feb '13 11:55:37 PM ProudFlake
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* Jarlaxle fends off a mindreading by cramming his brain with the most disgustingly pornographic images he can conjure up. Of the mindreader.
24th Feb '13 11:45:35 PM ProudFlake
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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.

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** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.one.
* Jarlaxle fends off a mindreading by cramming his brain with the most disgustingly pornographic images he can conjure up. Of the mindreader.
9th Jan '13 9:14:28 PM shaunakei
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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].

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* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].drow]].
** This gets even funnier when Drizzt starts worrying about what will happen if they reach the place and he's actually turned into one.
2nd Dec '12 9:51:38 PM Teakay
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-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.

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-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.mirror.
* In ''Sojourn'', Drizzt pretends to be a very melodramatic black dragon [[BalefulPolymorph trapped in the form of a drow]].
21st Nov '12 10:46:32 PM Teakay
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* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]

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* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]]]
* Early in ''Homeland'', a fleeing Alton [=DeVir=] charges headlong into a MagicMirror that turns out not to be the kind that takes you places.
-->Perhaps it was just a mirror.
28th Apr '12 1:12:35 PM ManCalledTrue
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* Drizzt telling Guenhwyvar to lie down on sleeping Belwar in order to annoy him. It works several times.

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* Drizzt telling Guenhwyvar to lie down on sleeping Belwar in order to annoy him. It works several times.times.
* Bruenor's frequent musings about how Roddy [=McGristle's=] dog would taste. [[spoiler:And his eventual regret when he eats its leg.]]
11th Dec '11 5:55:39 AM DanglyLeggedOwl
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* After escaping from yet another Underdarkian peril, there is a paragraph which starts, “They ran through the winding tunnels blindly, hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them.” The sheer blandness of the statement, coupled with the no-fuckin'-duh sentiment-- 'hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them' could be appended to nearly EVERY sentence in ANY book-- makes this line unintentionally hilarious. And that's even before getting into the Fourth Wall Painting wink-and-a-nod to Random Encounters aspect.

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* After escaping from yet another Underdarkian peril, there is a paragraph which starts, “They ran through the winding tunnels blindly, hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them.” The sheer blandness of the statement, coupled with the no-fuckin'-duh sentiment-- 'hoping that no monsters would rear up suddenly before them' could be appended to nearly EVERY sentence in ANY book-- makes this line unintentionally hilarious. And that's even before getting into the Fourth Wall Painting wink-and-a-nod to Random Encounters aspect.aspect.
* Drizzt telling Guenhwyvar to lie down on sleeping Belwar in order to annoy him. It works several times.
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