History Funny / TheBoondocks

* "A Pimp Named Slickback. You have to say the whole thing, like A Tribe Called Quest."

** Also, when Granddad gets to the Inauguration, only to find out that Obama gave everyone a VIP ticket. When he tries to get in anyway, he recites the epic RealLife MemeticMutation [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_tase_me,_bro "Don't tase me bro",]] officially making it an AscendedMeme.

* "Eat a sack of baby dicks, muthafucka!"

-->'''Riley''': [[ClusterFBomb Look…fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on, fuck yo shoes, fuck them socks with the belt on it, fuck yo gay ass Harry Potter accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars, fuck yo yuckmouth teeth, fuck yo hairpiece, fuck yo chocolate, fuck Guy Ritchie, fuck Prince William, fuck the Queen.]] This is America, my president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room, and if I see you in the streets, I’m slappin the shit outta ya.

* "Bitches To Rags" has Thugnifcent trying to deal crack cocaine. First he makes crack using instructions from music video and {{Wikipedia}}. Then his first customer is a [[BritishStuffiness stereotypically British]] black cokehead. This alone is one crowning moment of funny, and then it's followed up by a fanboy who spots him for who he is. HilarityEnsues.

* "Bitches To Rags" has Thugnifcent trying to deal crack cocaine. First he makes crack using instructions from music video and Wikipedia. Then his first customer is a [[BritishStuffiness stereotypically British]] black cokehead. This alone is one crowning moment of funny, and then it's followed up by a fanboy who spots him for who he is. HilarityEnsues.

** The documentarian's reaction to Huey's lack of enthusiasm regarding Obama.

** His description of Robert is also great

** Dick Ridin' Obama. ESPECIALLY when they show a random shot of George Cloony dancing. Though the entire thing needs to be seen to be [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08S4poMGvwA fully appreciated.]]

* Grandpa munching cheerios. That is all.

** The documentarian's reaction to Huey's lack of enthusiasm regarding Obama: "My scrotum clenches in disgust."
** His description of Robert is also great: " I cannot decide if Robert is either a pathological liar or merely suffering from the early stages of dementia."
** Dick Ridin' Obama. ESPECIALLY when they show a random shot of George Cloony dancing. Though the entire thing needs to be seen to be [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w18CWf8LFPw fully appreciated.]]
*** Perhaps most remarkable is that they managed to make a song about getting sodomized by Barrack Obama genuinely inspirational and catchy.
** The documentarian's conversation with Tom after Sarah leaves for the inauguration:
-->[[WernerHerzog Documentarian]]: Are you afraid your wife will have lusty sex with ze president?
-->Tom: What? That's not even possible.
-->The Documentarian: I didn't ask if it was possible. I asked if you were afraid. He's pretty much a cleaner, wealthier, more successful version of you.
** Also, when Granddad gets to the Inauguration, only to find out that Obama gave everyone a VIP (read:bullshit) ticket. When he tries to get in anyway, he recites the epic RealLife MemeticMutation "Don't tase me bro," [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_tase_me,_bro]] officially making it an AscendedMeme.
* Speaking of Tom, there's always his classic terrified line in "Date with the Health Inspector": "Whatever you do, don't tell my baby Jasmine. I don't want her to know her daddy was somebody's biiiiiitch!"
** Which is followed hilariously when Huey relays the message to Jasmine: "Your dad wanted me to tell you he's nobody's bitch."
* Even the first episode has plenty but for this troper the best by far is Uncle Ruckus (No Relation)'s musical number: Don't trust them new niggas over there. It's made even funnier by the fact everyone claps for it because Uncle Ruckus has NWordPrivileges.
** "I think it's okay when [[UnfortunateImplications they]] say it."
* The comics have one: Grandad and Tom go see ''BrokebackMountain''. The twist: They have no idea what the movies really about, they just think its a manly cowboy movie. It's particularly sealed not only by Tom and Grandad running into a gay couple at the theater and not knowing it but by Grandad's reaction when he sees the movie: "That's not manly! That's not manly!"
* The Trial of R. Kelly has Riley asking R. Kelly for his lawyer's number. When R. Kelly gets out said number, Riley asks him if he washed his hands.
** And of course the video itself. Just when Adam West argues that that's not R-Kelly in the video, not only does he directly face the camera, but he then proceeds to give out his name and social security number. And he's ''still'' peeing. [[{{Squick}} Ewwwww...]]
* The comics have another one where, after a whole week of Riley insulting telemarketers and getting caught, Grandad answers the phone and promptly endures several minutes of telemarketing, eventually giving up and telling Riley to abuse away.

* And in yet another comics example, while masquerading as Huey, the following exchange occurs between Riley and Jasmine.
-->Jasmine: Wow, Riley, you look just like Huey.
-->Riley: I am Huey.
-->Jasmine: Stop playing Riley!
-->Riley: If I'm not Huey then why do I have a big afro and a disapproving glare? Now, bring me all the money in your piggy bank so I can do something smart with it!
-->Jasmine: But Huey...
-->Riley: HUEY HAS SPOKEN!
* "Bitches To Rags" has Thugnifcent trying to deal crack cocaine. It wouldn't be that funny except his first customer is a [[BritishStuffiness stereotypically British]] black cokehead. This alone is one crowning moment of funny, and then it's followed up by a fanboy who spots him for who he is. HilarityEnsues.
** "I'm not Thugnificent. I'm an ordinary crack dealer."
*** It's even ''more'' hilarious when you realized [[YouTube just]] [[ThatOtherWiki how]] he made the crack in the first place.

* The entirety of "Let's Nab Oprah", but props go to the beginning sequence where Ed Wuncler III and Gin Rummy seem to be casually discussing the issue of text messaging ''before practicing robbing a bank''.
-->'''Gin Rummy''': So basically [[NWordPrivileges nigga]] technology is anything that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?
-->'''Ed''': No.
-->'''Gin Rummy''': Know why? 'Cause niggas never have anything to print.

* This conversation from "The Story of Jimmy Rebel"
-->'''Grandad''': I think I miss Ruckus. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?
-->'''Huey''': Yeah.
** This episode also has the ending itself: Jimmy, tired of just writing songs about hating black people, tells Ruckus there's other things to sing about: Brews, good friends, good times, love. Cut to the two singing a song about deportation so offensive I will not quote it here.
* The scene in The Story of Thugnificent where Riley is convinced he's gay because his favorite rapper is. Huey proceeds to go with it just to get his own room, while Grandad comes in to comfort Riley and the two proceeded to hug and cry.

-->'''Ruckus''': Oh, n-no. This can't be! It s-says I'm one hundred and two percent African! With a two percent margin of error! [[BigNo Why? WHY, LAWD, WHY?!?]]
* In ''Stinkmeaner 3,'' Stinkmeaner tells us the result of a Nigga Moment fusing with Nigga Synthesis. [[BrickJoke Later,]] [[BloodyHilarious we find out he's completely right.]]
** "Remember this equation. You'll need it later, nigga."
* For this troper, it was in ''Stinkmeaner 3'' when the toilet breaks and Bushido Brown hints at a unfavorable consequence if it is not repaired soon, resulting in this hilarious quote from Robert.
--> '''Robert''': Nigga, did you just tell me to wipe yo' ass?
* Towards the end of "Smokin' with Cigarettes" where Uncle Ruckus bursts in right as Lamilton is strangling Riley he has only one response: "Oh, it's just two n**** 's killing each other. Proceed." and then proceeds to exit.

--> '''Huey''': Man, that kid is more troubled than I thought.
* The Fund-Raiser has several thugs muscling Riley's staff out of business. Except Cindy who just knees the guy in the crotch.
-->'''Riley''': [[ClusterFBomb Look…fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on, fuck yo shoes, fuck them socks with the belt on it, fuck yo gay ass Harry Potter accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars, fuck yo yuckmouth teeth, fuck yo hairpiece, fuck yo chocolate, fuck Guy Ritchie, fuck Prince William, fuck the Queen.]] [[NWordPrivileges This is America, my president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga.]] [[PrecisionFStrike Now get the fuck out my hotel room, and if I see you in the streets, I’m slappin the shit outta ya.]]
* Pause has several:
** The whole RockyHorrorPictureShow number.

** The whole no homo discussion between Robert and Riley.
** Riley's quote of "These niggas iz too glistenin'." when his punches just slide off the lotioned up actors.

* "All in favor of adding white bitches to the list of demands? motion carried."
** Also from A Date with the Booty Warrior:
-->'''Tom''': My anus is gonna be fine and I'm gonna make sure those young boys anus' are gonna be fine too!
-->'''Sarah''': [[ContinuityNod Pause.]]
** The opening itself is a thing of beauty that takes RapeAsComedy comedy to an art form. To summarize, the Booty Warrior enters a house and when Chris Hanson shows up like a normal to catch a predator episode, he proceeds to tell him he's here for Chris and then proceeds to attempt to rape him. [[BetterThanItSounds Funnier Than It Sounds]] to the max.
** The inmates describing anal sex and rape in prison. One thing that stands out is one inmate being attracted to Tom:
-->'''Inmate''': What's your name fine motherfucker?
-->'''Tom''': I, um, don't think that's--
-->'''Riley''': Tom!
* From The Story of Lando Freeman:
-->'''Riley''': You shoulda stuck with your story!
-->'''Grandad''': There was a DNA test!
-->'''Riley''': Well study next time!
-->''(Huey gives Riley a DopeSlap using a book)''
* When Grandad gets addicted to smoking weed, one of the special varieties he smokes is called "Skywalker". We then see him literally floating in the air the next scene.
** Adding more humor to this is the fact that the person who sold the "Skywalker" weed to Grandad is voiced by Mark Hamill (aka [[StarWars Luke Skywalker]]).

* The president's speeches in "The Fried Chicken Flu". In fact several things about that episode...
** ''"I thought we were gonna tag team that ass!"''

** "Robert it's us... remember all the wacky adventures we've had together? don't leave us to die!"
** Everyone shoving Ruckus out of the house

** "Tom, try not to die in my trunk"

* The scene where Ruckus gets thrown out by his father is one-third TearJerker, one-third NarmCharm, and one-third insanely funny physical comedy.
** "The Color Ruckuss" also had some terrific lines:
*** ''"Maybe we could get some hounds to get them out of here. Riley! Google hounds!"''
*** [Ruckus' momma, after her husband and Ruckus' dad dies.] ''"Finally! Now I can marry my white lover!"''
*** ''"Bye momma. Bye momma's white lover."''
*** Nigga! Did I catch you tryin' to be shit? * ArmorPiercingSlap* * Ruckus' mother comes and says the same thing she did last time he was slapped*
* Mr. Medicinal, where Jasmine sees Granddad naked and [[DelayedReaction proceeds to scream in terror about thirty seconds later.]]

* In an episode of season 2, there's a simultaneous CrowningMomentOfAwesome and CrowningMomentOfFunny when the normally mild-mannered to a fault Tom [=DuBois=] gets posessed by the ghost of Stinkmeaner halfway through an argument with someone who stole his parking spot. He flips out, jumps five feet in the air and ''dropkicks the guy right in the chest,'' then goes right up to him and goes "OOOOHHH YEEEAH! You was talkin' all that ''gooood'' shit a second ago! Then you got ''[[MemeticMutation kicked in yo' chest!]]''"

* [[strike: Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga!]] Dear Santa, you are a bitch '''ASS''' nigga!
** When Tom (possessed by Stinkmeaner) is tied upstairs while Grandad has a date.
--->'''Stinkmeaner-Tom''': Did you tell her you have ''two'' sets of genitals Robert?! A vagina ''and'' a coochie!! How does that work?!
** The 3rd season premier was chock full of these: "Dick Ridin' Obama", {{Werner Herzog}}'s interview with Tom about his wife, his reactions to Huey's comments, and did I mention "Dick Ridin' Obama"?
** The Red Ball - Gin Rummy going "[[SplinterCell Sam Fisher]]" on the crooked ref, and the little girl that Huey thought he injured for life revealing herself as all fine and dandy by busting out various pop-locking moves and the "Crank that Artichoke" from the previous episode.
** The very first episode.
--->'''Riley:''' Why can't we be ourselves? Are you ashamed of us?
--->'''Grandad:''' Very!
** The strip had a week long arc involving Grandad heading off to watch Brokeback Mountain, because he wanted to see a [[CompletelyMissingThePoint manly cowboy movie like they made in the old days]]. HilarityEnsues.
** "Pause". ''All of it''. The climax might be the "Sweet Transvestite"/"Time Warp" scene but, really, just pick a random moment and call it a day.
** The whole of ''The Lovely Ebony Brown'', from Ruckus' usual views being ''amusing'' to her, to the boys' polarized reactions to Granddad wanting to dump Ebony out of paranoia that she is just as crazy as his other exes:
--->'''Huey:''' [...] Don't be a hypocrite, granddad.
--->'''Riley:''' ''Be'' a hypocrite, granddad!
-->But especially the park with the bathroom server:
---> ''Then get the hell out of my commode!''
** Uncle Ruckus stomping a security guard in the nuts, to the tune of "Stomp 'Em in the Nuts"
** "The state's been trying to buttfuck me on the price. But we'll see who buttfucks who." A line EdwardAsner had waited 75 years to receive.

* The Nigga Moment

** Dick Ridin' Obama. Nuff Said.
*** ESPECIALLY when they show a random shot of George Cloony dancing. Though the entire thing needs to be seen to be [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w18CWf8LFPw fully appreciated.]]

** Dick Ridin' Obama. Nuff Said

-->'''Riley''' [[ClusterFBomb Look…fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on, Fuck yo shoes, fuck them socks with the belt on it, Fuck you gay ass Harry Potter accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars, Fuck yo yuckmouth teeth, fuck yo hairpiece, fuck yo chocolate, fuck guy Ritchie, fuck prince William, fuck the queen.]] [[NWordPrivileges This is America, my president is black and my lambo is blue, nigga.]] [[PrecisionFStrike Now get the fuck out my hotel room, and if I see you in the streets, I’m slappin the shit outta ya.]]

** The documentarians reaction to Huey's lack of enthusiasm regarding Obama: "My scrotum clenches in disgust."

**The documentarians conversation with Tom after Sarah leaves for the inauguration:

**Tom and Sarah's faces when Huey scans them.

*The scene where Ruckus get's thrown out by his father is one-third TearJerker, one-third NarmCharm, and one-third insanely funny physical comedy.
**The color ruckuss also had some teriffic lines:
**"Maybe we could get some hounds to get them out of here. Riley! google hounds!"
**"(after ruckuss dad and her husband died) finally! now I can marry my white lover!"
**"Bye momma, bye momma's white lover."

** The documentarians reaction to Huey's lack of enthusiasim regarding Obama: "My scrotum clenches in disgust."

**The documentarians conversation with Tom after Sarah leaves for the inaguration:

*The Fund-Raiser has several thugs musicling Rileys staff out of buisness. Except Cindy who just knees the guy in the crotch.

**The whole no homo discusion between Robert and Riley.

-->Tom:My anus is gonna be fine and i'm gonna make sure those young boys anus' are gonna be fine too!
-->Sarah:[[ContinuityNod Pause.]]
**The opening itself is a thing of beuty that takes RapeAsComedy comedy to an art form: To sumarize, the Booty Warrior enters a house and when chris hanson shows up like a normal to catch a predator episode, he proccededs to tell him he's here for chris and proceedes to attempt to rape him. FunnierThanItSounds to the max.
** The inmates describing anal sex and rape in prison. One thing that stands out is one inmate being attracted to Tom
-->Inmate: What's your name fine motherfucker?
-->Tom: I, um, don't think that's--
-->Riley: Tom!

-->Riley:You shoulda stuck with your story!
-->Grandad: There was a DNA test!
-->Riley: Well study next time!
-->(Huey gives Riley a DopeSlap using a book)

*The president's specches in "The Fried Chicken Flu". In fact several things about that episode...
**"I thought we were gonna tag team that ass"
**Thugnificent's friend thinking buffalo wings aren't chicken.
**"Robert it's us... rember all the wacky adventures we've had togheter? don't leave us to die!"
**Everyone shoving ruckuss out of the house

**Tom and Sarahs faces when Huey scans them.

*The scene where ruckuss get's thrown out by his father is one part TearJerker, one part NarmCharm and one part Insanley funny phiscal comedy.

**Thugnificent's frend thinking buffalo wings aren't chicken.

**Tom and Sarahs faces when huey scans them.