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20th Sep '15 6:15:53 PM Green_lantern40
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** For those who don't understand why she's tied up, she refused to move with the rest of the family to California and said nobody would move her from her Rocking Chair so what does Jed do? He ties [[ExactWords rope around the chair and puts her on the car]]

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** For those who don't understand why she's tied up, she refused to move with the rest of the family to California and said nobody would move her from her Rocking Chair rocking chair, so what does Jed do? He ties [[ExactWords rope around the chair and puts her on the car]]car.]] Doubles as a MythologyGag, as it's taken directly from the series pilot.
--> '''Granny''': I like it here! Say what you will, but there ain't nothin' you can do to get me outta this rockin' chair!\\
''[GilliganCut to:]''\\
'''Granny''': ''I ain't goin' nowheres! Cut me loose! Jedediah Clampett, I'm gonna skin you alive!''
22nd Jul '15 2:32:35 AM Green_lantern40
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* Woodrow Tyler trying to engage in phone sex with his girlfriend Laura, after she's already managed to con her way into the Clampett estate. She hangs up on him just as he gets going, but right before she does so, Mr. Drysdale phones Tyler on call waiting, and Tyler still thinks he's connected to her. The following exchange happens:
-->'''Tyler:''' Okay, so... I've got my hand on your butt and I'm ''squeezing''.\\
'''Mr. Drysdale:''' '''TYLER!''' ''[Tyler jumps, startled]'' Get your hand ''off'' my butt.
18th Jul '15 4:12:20 PM lorgskyegon
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** Another set of motorists later holler at the Clampetts for cutting them off, to which they respond with a friendly flip-off. The skinhead in the passenger's seat pulls out a pistol on the Clampetts...

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** Another set of motorists later holler at the Clampetts for cutting them off, to which they respond with a friendly flip-off. The skinhead gangbanger in the passenger's seat pulls out a pistol on the Clampetts...
18th Jul '15 4:11:36 PM lorgskyegon
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'''Pearl''': Did you take care of those old spring brakes like I told you?\\

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'''Pearl''': Did you take care of those old spring bare as bones brakes like I told you?\\
20th Feb '15 6:05:46 PM taikowolf
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--> '''Jed''': You know, I think I'll just let that one stand.

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--> '''Jed''': You know, I think I'll just let that one stand.stand.
* There was a running gag in the show where whenever Pearl began singing, dogs in the neighborhood began howling, and the Clampetts' dog was no exception. When said dog gets out and lost in the neighbourhood, what does Jed do to give Elly some help? [[MundaneUtility Ask Pearl to belt out a number.]] She's not amused when she figures out why.
24th Jan '14 6:00:29 PM KenMoreau
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* Jethro wanted to be (in his words) "an astro-nut", so he created his own space suit. We are introduced to suit as follows, when Jed and Granny are discussing his current obsession:

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* Jethro wanted to be (in his words) "an astro-nut", so he created his own space suit. We are introduced to the suit as follows, when Jed and Granny are discussing his current obsession:
24th Jan '14 5:37:52 PM KenMoreau
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* Jethro wanted to be (in his words) "an astro-nut", so he created his own space suit. We are introduced to suit as follows, when Jed and Granny are discussing his current obsession:
--> '''Jed''': That boy ain't got nothin' in his head but space.
--> '''Granny''': (Chuckling) You can say that again!
--> '''Jed''': Oh, now, that's not what I meant, let me rephrase it.
--> '''Jethro''' appears, wearing a suit consisting of aluminum foil wrapped randomly around his body, even larger clod-hopper boots than he usually wears also wrapped in foil, a fishbowl on his head, and a television antenna duct-taped to the fishbowl, and walks across the scene.
--> '''Jed''': You know, I think I'll just let that one stand.
12th Dec '13 7:35:22 PM Shadow200
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** For those who don't understand why she's tied up, she refused to move with the rest of the family to California and said nobody would move her from her Rocking Chair so what does Jed do? He ties [[ExactWords rope around the chair and puts her on the car]]
25th Jul '13 3:08:37 PM Green_lantern40
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'''Pearl''': Did you take care of those old spring brakes like I told you?\\

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'''Pearl''': Did you take care of those old spring brakes like I told you?\\ you?\\
25th Jul '13 3:08:19 PM Green_lantern40
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--> '''Jethro''': ''[cheerfully]'' 'Course. I pulled 'em off yesterday! ''[{{beat}}]'' The new ones are comin' in the mail next week! (''cue Pearl wailing in terror'')

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--> '''Jethro''': ''[cheerfully]'' 'Course. I pulled 'em off yesterday! ''[{{beat}}]'' The new ones are comin' in the mail next week! (''cue Pearl wailing in terror'')
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