History Funny / TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen

-->''Nerd:''' Nice touch.

-->'''Nerd''': Not to mention, why the sewers? What it it about Nintendo games and sewers? What is it about ninja games? What is it about [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs ninjas and sewers]]?! [[TemptingFate The only thing more cliche]] would be if there were [[SewerGator alligators in the sewers]]!\\

-->'''Nerd:''' Well, I came really close to saying "This game sucks so badly, it'd be more fun to play with cat turds." Well, then here comes a game, where you're actually playing WITH CAT TURDS! Oh, my God! Somebody made this game... for me! Oh, my God! I finally found it! Where has this been all my life? I can't even make a joke about Nintendo Wii! You know, wee, like piss? No, cause' we went straight to shit! This game knows what it is! And you want to know how it plays? Like shit!

--> '''Nerd''': How do you like that? Merry fucking Christmas. Happy Goddamn holidays! And while you're at it, happy New Year! Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Arbor Day! Happy World Mosquito Day!... And happy birthday, Brian.

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* The Nerd begins his review by saying that the UsefulNotes/NintendoWii came out in 2006, back when he was talking about the Power Glove, and how the idea of controlling a game with physical movement and game sensors didn't work out. He says that while the Wii remote was a big improvement over the Power Glove, it still had its not-so-great moments. He cites ''Imagine Party Babyz'' as one of them. The game is a PartyGame where you play as a baby in a nursery. His first criticism of the game is how the babies don't have proper names, being referred to as "Baby 1", "Baby 2", "Baby 3", and "Baby 4".

* While playing the unreleased ''Garfield'' prototype for the UsefulNotes/Atari2600, the Nerd finds Odie in the chimney, like Santa Claus, which he counts as the video's Christmas reference.

* The Nerd encounters a glitch in ''VideoGame/GarfieldCaughtInTheAct'' for the UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis, where the game softlocks after he defeats the third boss, the Odiesaurus, requiring him to reset. He says he would ask if the people behind the game tested it out, but according to the end credits, they did; it had two lead testers, four assistant testers, and fourteen regular testers.

* The ninja can equip a weapon, but it doesn't hurt anyone, just like the cane in ''VideoGame/DrJekyllAndMrHyde''. Except while the cane in ''Jekyll and Hyde'' can at least kill bees, the weapon in this game can't even kill bees, making it even ''worse'' than the cane in ''Jekyll and Hyde''.

* Tired of how long it's taking ''Doom'' to load, the Nerd offers to sell his soul to play it. [[DealWithTheDevil The Devil is willing to grant]] the Nerd's request in exchange for "[[ComicallySmallDemand living his life playing crappy games]]." The Nerd points out he already does that and insists they're "shitty" games, not "crappy" games. After the Nerd agrees, the Devil grants his wish, except he has to play all of the game's {{Porting Disaster}}s.

* After playing the Jaguar version, the Nerd asks if the Devil can do any better. Or rather, can he do any worse.
-->'''The Devil''': [[SophisticatedAsHell Eat this.]] ''(gives the Nerd the 3DO version)''

* After the Nerd finds the Game Boy Advance port to be surprisingly decent for a handheld console, the Nerd says [[TemptingFate there can't be any more ports]] of ''Doom'', followed by the Devil revealing there's a few more, starting with the ZX Spectrum.

"One must become the master of their environment, when a helicopter come by dangling a ladder, don't think that's the target. Instead, '''jump off the fucking roof'''!"\\

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* Most of the game's end screen has proper grammar, but when a mistake pops up in the last screen, the Nerd is actually thrilled because it means the game has "a full, home run shitfest."

-->Play some Nintendo\\
Bone some chicks

* The Nerd brings up several fan-made spoofs: ''The Garfield Randomizer'' (which mixes random Garfield strip panels together), ''Silent Garfield'' (which removes Garfield's thought bubbles), and ''Webcomic/GarfieldMinusGarfield'' (which removes Garfield entirely). He describes the last one as turning John into a much crazier character than he already was.
* While going into the franchise's backstory, the Nerd brings up a character named Lyman, who was Odie's original owner and only appeared in some of the earliest strips. He mentions there being theories that Lyman was either killed or captured by Jon, then brings up a flash game called ''Garfield's Scary Scavenger Hunt'' that supports the latter theory; Lyman is shown chained up in Jon's basement as an Easter Egg.

* While playing ''VideoGame/GarfieldCaughtInTheAct'' for the UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis, the Nerd encounters a glitch where the game softlocks after he defeats the third boss, the Odiesaurus, requiring him to reset. He would ask if the people behind the game tested it out, but according to the end credits, they did; it had two lead testers, four assistant testers, and fourteen regular testers.
* The Nerd comes to the game's FinalBoss, Glitch, which he drescibes as looking like a robot velociraptor with a bowtie and plugs for hands. He then says that Glitch doesn't even look like it belongs in the game, as he looks more like an enemy from ''VideoGame/{{Vectorman}}''. He then compares it to [[VideoGame/KillerInstinct Sabrewulf]] showing up in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld''.

* The review ends with Bugs Bunny visiting the Nerd with an [[OverlyLongGag extremely prolonged "Eh...]][[note]]nearly ''forty seconds''[[/note]] What's up, Doc?" The Nerd then says to Bugs "You have the nerve to come here and ask me what's up?", takes a pause to [[CallBack pull a beer bottle out of his Atari 5200]] and drink from it, then says "The doc is gonna tell you what's up, as the doc has a prescription ordered specifically for you, fuck-face!" Bugs then says "Okay. Well, you're the doc, Doc. Let me have it." The Nerd then raises his fist... [[SubvertedTrope and wishes Bugs a happy holiday as the two fist-bump each other]]. He then gives Bugs an NES controller... [[DoubleSubverted and proceeds to punch him in the face]].

* The Nerd brings up several fan-made spoofs, including ''The Garfield Randomizer'' (which mixes random Garfield strip panels together), ''Silent Garfield'' (which removes Garfield's thought bubbles), and ''Webcomic/GarfieldMinusGarfield'' (which removes Garfield entirely). He describes the last one as turning John into a much crazier character than he already was.

'''Nerd''': No. It can't be! ''Doom'', on Tiger Electronic Handheld! This is fucked beyond belief! This is below human standards! This game is FILTH! This game puts the DIE in diarrhea! Who wants to play ''Doom'' on a Tiger handheld console? [[TemptingFate It can't get any worse]].

* The review ends with Bugs Bunny visiting the Nerd with an [[OverlyLongGag extremely prolonged "Eh...]] What's up, Doc?" The Nerd then says to Bugs "You have the nerve to come here and ask me what's up?", takes a pause to [[CallBack pull a beer bottle out of his Atari 5200]] and drink from it, then says "The doc is gonna tell you what's up, as the doc has a prescription ordered specifically for you, fuck-face!" Bugs then says "Okay. Well, you're the doc, Doc. Let me have it." The Nerd then raises his fist... [[SubvertedTrope and wishes Bugs a happy holiday as the two fist-bump each other]]. He then gives Bugs an NES controller... [[DoubleSubverted and proceeds to punch him in the face]].

* The Nerd eventually gets to the game's final boss, a purple cat that throws knives. After defeating him the first time, he rescues Odie, and looks for the key to unlock the door, as every previous level required him to find a key to unlock the door with. Unfortunately, he discovers that the game has a [[TimedMission time limit]]. He soon finds out that he didn't even need a key, and he just had to go through the door. He also finds out that even that's not enough; he has to defear the final boss, go through the door, and then go through a second door just to beat the game, which rewards him with [[AWinnerIsYou an unsatisfying ending]], especially when Garfield says "It was easy." to Jon, which the Nerd knows is [[NintendoHard anything but]].

* One of the power-up games is a spread gun, and after using it, the Nerd shows a fictional comic where Garfield finds a [[VideoGame/{{Contra}} spread gun]] and uses it against a bunch of frogs and mice.

* One of the power-up games is a spread gun, and after using it, the Nerd shows a fictional comic where Garfield finds a spread gun and uses it against a bunch of frogs and mice.

* The Nerd comes to the game's FinalBoss, Glitch, which he drescibes as looking like a robot velociraptor with a bowtie and plugs for hands. He then says that Glitch doesn't even look like it belongs in the game, as he looks more like an enemy from ''VideoGame/{{Vectorman}}''. He then compares it to VideoGame/SabreWulf showing up in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld''.

* In TheStinger, the Nerd punches Bugs' head off, only to discover that Bugs [[CallBack is really a disguised Woody Woodpecker]], then he punches Woody's head off [[spoiler:and discovers that Woody is really a disguised Mickey Mouse. Then he punches that head off to find Egon, then Kid Klown, then Roger Rabbit, then finally Garfield]].

* The Nerd and Ernie eventually end up in a fight, with Ernie letting out his SignatureLaugh and a string of swears as he pummels the Nerd. There is just something hilarious about a lovable character like Ernie screaming "Fuck you you motherfucker! You fucking piece of shit! I'll fucking kill you!" as he tries to beat the Nerd senseless. The Nerd then punches Ernie so hard it gets a RepeatCut, with the last one being in slow motion. When the Nerd starts pummeling Ernie, Ernie calls Big Bird for help, which never comes. After the Nerd chokes Ernie unconscious, he puts Ernie in a bathtub and throws the Nintoaster (with ''The Last Ninja'' still inside) into it, [[ElectrifiedBathtub electrifying]] Ernie to death. Considering Ernie's love of baths, this is quite the [[DeathByIrony ironic death]].

* After playing a ''Doom'' port on the Vectrix:

** The first time, a copy of ''Grand Theft Auto'' suddenly falls from above to knock the bottle out of his hands.