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'''R.O.B.:''' [[AC:You idiot. That is not a gyro.]]\\
'''Nerd:''' I know, I ''tried!'' What, do you want me to go to fucking Greece?
'''R.O.B.:''' [[AC:You idiot. That is not a gyro.]]\\
'''Nerd:''' I know, I ''tried!'' What, do you want me to go to fucking Greece?
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** The Nerd first meeting R.O.B., who volunteers to play ''Gyromite'' with him
-->'''Nerd''': ...okay, cool, a robot. (''hands R.O.B. a controller'') Here.\\
'''R.O.B.''': [[AC:Error: does not compute. Requires adaptive device.]]\\
'''Nerd''': It's a controller, you play it!\\
'''R.O.B.''': [[AC:I do not have thumbs. You moron.]]
-->'''Nerd''': ...okay, cool, a robot. (''hands R.O.B. a controller'') Here.\\
'''R.O.B.''': [[AC:Error: does not compute. Requires adaptive device.]]\\
'''Nerd''': It's a controller, you play it!\\
'''R.O.B.''': [[AC:I do not have thumbs. You moron.]]
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* After the Nerd complains about the bosses having so much health in ''Super Empire Strikes Back'', the Giant Wampa's health bar stretches beyond the television screen, followed by the Nerd looking in shock.
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* After the Nerd complains about the bosses having so much health in ''Super Empire Strikes Back'', [[DamageSpongeBoss the Giant Wampa's health bar stretches beyond the television screen, followed by the Nerd looking in shock.shock]].
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-->"Purple for '[[PortingDisaster Putrid Gameplay]],' Blue for '[[Horrible/{{Music}} Bad Musical Abominations]],' Green for 'Graphical Farts and Garlic,' Yellow for '[[AdaptationDecay Piss-Poor Lack of Loyalty to Source Material]],' Orange for 'Orange you a fucking idiot!,' and Red for '[[FakeDifficulty High-stress Anger-Inducing Masochism]]'! Put that all together, and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray, LJN!"
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-->"Purple for '[[PortingDisaster Putrid '[[GameBreakingBug Putrid]] [[SomeDexterityRequired Gameplay]],' Blue for '[[Horrible/{{Music}} Bad '[[MostAnnoyingSound Bad]] [[Horrible/{{Music}} Musical Abominations]],' Green for 'Graphical '[[SpecialEffectsFailure Graphical]] [[ObviousBeta Farts and Garlic,' Garlic]],' Yellow for '[[AdaptationDecay Piss-Poor Piss-Poor]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Lack of Loyalty Loyalty]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames to Source Material]],' Orange for 'Orange '[[ViewersAreMorons Orange you a fucking idiot!,' idiot!]],' and Red for '[[FakeDifficulty High-stress Anger-Inducing Masochism]]'! Put that all together, and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray, LJN!"
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** For added hilarity, [[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1AGChmOStc watch the commentary]] where Mike is talking about how he really doesn't feel like doing title cards anymore, it unintentionally synchs up with the footage of The Nerd on the phone discovering the sex hotline, making it look like James is on the phone speaking to Mike and reacting in horror to Mike dismissing the title cards.
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** For added hilarity, [[ https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1AGChmOStc watch the commentary]] where Mike is talking about how he really doesn't feel like doing title cards anymore, it unintentionally synchs up with the footage of The Nerd on the phone discovering the sex hotline, making it look like James is on the phone speaking to Mike and reacting in horror to Mike dismissing the title cards.
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** For added hilarity, watch the commentary where Mike is talking about how he really doesn't feel like doing title cards anymore, it seems to synch up with the footage of The Nerd on the phone discovering the sex hotline, making it look like James is on the phone speaking to Mike and reacting in horror to Mike dismissing the title cards.
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** For added hilarity, [[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1AGChmOStc watch the commentary commentary]] where Mike is talking about how he really doesn't feel like doing title cards anymore, it seems to synch unintentionally synchs up with the footage of The Nerd on the phone discovering the sex hotline, making it look like James is on the phone speaking to Mike and reacting in horror to Mike dismissing the title cards.
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** For added hilarity, watch the commentary where Mike is talking about how he really doesn't feel like doing title cards anymore, it seems to synch up with the footage of The Nerd on the phone discovering the sex hotline, making it look like James is on the phone speaking to Mike and reacting in horror to Mike dismissing the title cards.
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-->'''AVGN:''' Number #39: Lazer League. Well, I'm glad they spelled laser with a Z, that's how you say it, you don't say "la-ser". [[NothingToSeeHere By the way, 2-D horizontal space shooter. Next.]]
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-->'''AVGN:''' Number #39: Lazer League. Well, I'm glad they spelled laser with a Z, that's how you say it, you don't say "la-ser". [[NothingToSeeHere [[MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere By the way, 2-D horizontal space shooter. Next.]]
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-->'''AVGN:''' Number #39: Lazer League. Well, I'm glad they spelled laser with a Z, that's how you say it, you don't say "la-ser". By the way, 2-D horizontal space shooter. Next.
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-->'''AVGN:''' Number #39: Lazer League. Well, I'm glad they spelled laser with a Z, that's how you say it, you don't say "la-ser". [[NothingToSeeHere By the way, 2-D horizontal space shooter. Next.]]
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* When playing "Storm Over the Desert", this hilarious exchange happens when he sees a giant soldier[=/=]{{Saddam Hussein}}:
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell? A giant {{Saddam Hussein}}? How did they fuck up the scale rating so bad?! The soldiers aren't giant, so why Saddam?
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell? A giant {{Saddam Hussein}}? How did they fuck up the scale rating so bad?! The soldiers aren't giant, so why Saddam?
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* When playing "Storm Over the Desert", this hilarious exchange happens when he sees a giant soldier[=/=]{{Saddam Hussein}}:
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-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell? A giant{{Saddam Hussein}}? UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein? How did they fuck up the scale rating so bad?! The soldiers aren't giant, so why Saddam?
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell? A giant
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* While playing ''Back to the Future II & III'': "Don't be so fuck."
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* "Don't be so fuck."When the Nerd discovers that there was a good ''Back to the Future'' game, but it was only released in Japan:
--> '''Nerd''': If you would have went back in time and said to people, "Hey, hey, there's a good Back to the Future game. Put this shit down, and go to Japan!", they would have looked at you like you were telling them to go teabag a goat on the surface of Mars.
--> '''Nerd''': If you would have went back in time and said to people, "Hey, hey, there's a good Back to the Future game. Put this shit down, and go to Japan!", they would have looked at you like you were telling them to go teabag a goat on the surface of Mars.
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* At the end of the video, the Nerd says that using the Power Glove would only make the game much more challenging than it already is... only to inadvertently make subtle movements on his Power Glove hand to defeat the final boss and show the ending, and all while he's saying how good but impossibly hard the game is and how he'll never beat it as long as he lives. He then turns off the TV and walks away...[[DoubleTake only to run back and switch it on]] as he realizes he's beaten the game. Can also be considered a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
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* "I have better luck trying to fight my ''own'' shadow!" Cue him trying to beat his shadow on a wall, dislodging a poster and hurting one of his hands.
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* At the end of the video, the Nerd says that using the Power Glove would only make the game much more challenging than it already is... only to inadvertently make subtle movements on his Power Glove hand to defeat the final boss and show the ending, and all while he's saying how good but impossibly hard the game is and how he'll never beat it as long as he lives. He then turns off the TV and walks away...[[DoubleTake only to run back and switch it on]] as he realizes he's beaten the game. Can also be considered a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* At the end of the video, the Nerd says that using the Power Glove would only make the game much more challenging than it already is... only to inadvertently make subtle movements on his Power Glove hand to defeat the final boss and show the ending, and all while he's saying how good but impossibly hard the game is and how he'll never beat it as long as he lives. He then turns off the TV and walks away...[[DoubleTake only to run back and switch it on]] as he realizes he's beaten the game. Can also be considered a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
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--> '''Nerd''': Now, if I ever have to talk about Action 52 and Cheetahmen again, I'm gonna staple my fucking ball sack to the ceiling.
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--> '''Nerd''': Now, if I ever have to talk about Action 52 ''Action 52'' and Cheetahmen ''Cheetahmen'' again, I'm gonna staple my fucking ball sack to the ceiling.
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* The Nerd pulls out ''Cheetahmen II'' one last time because he activated a glitch that allowed him to play the two hidden levels in the game.
--> '''Nerd''': Now, if I ever have to talk about Action 52 and Cheetahmen again, I'm gonna staple my fucking ball sack to the ceiling.
* The CallBack to his ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' review. "The gremlin prefers to stay away from this game. It's a bit too crowded with demonic possessions."
--> '''Nerd''': Now, if I ever have to talk about Action 52 and Cheetahmen again, I'm gonna staple my fucking ball sack to the ceiling.
* The CallBack to his ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' review. "The gremlin prefers to stay away from this game. It's a bit too crowded with demonic possessions."
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** His idea for the name? "Disco Fuck Yourself."
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** "And what's this? The program engineer shows his face? I wish it was [[CallBack Fred Fuchs]]!"
** "Luke, choose the force." "Get it? Instead of "use the force", it's "choose the force". That's clever."
** "Luke, choose the force." "Get it? Instead of "use the force", it's "choose the force". That's clever."
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* His reaction to "Chill Out":
-->'''AVGN''': Well, I wish I could chill out! [...] This game doesn't care it sucks!
-->'''AVGN''': Well, I wish I could chill out! [...] This game doesn't care it sucks!
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-->'''AVGN''': Why does he care so much about a fucking pencil? Was he planning to take it hom after school, and...shove it up his ass or something?
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* This. Just...this.
-->'''AVGN''': ''(sits still for a while)'' Oh, I'm sorry. I was daydreaming about playing a better fucking game!
-->'''AVGN''': ''(sits still for a while)'' Oh, I'm sorry. I was daydreaming about playing a better fucking game!
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* The intro narration:
-->'''AVGN''': Starts out Davey's in school and a bully steals his pencil. So he's gotta get his pencil back. Man, that's some epic storyline right there.
** Later on, Davey gets to a large knight named Lumper, and the lance he gets rewarded with is...actually the pencil Davey got taken from him at the beginning. [[CaptainObvious He was daydreaming.]]
-->'''AVGN''': Why does he care so much about a fucking pencil? Was he planning to take it hom after school, and...shove it up his ass or something?
* The sheriff AVGN plays against, he says that "he tries aiming over his dick nose."
* This, where he is referring to a MsExposition.
-->'''AVGN''': "The cyclops is not truly dead until his eye is pierced." Okay, let's try it out. ''(beating the cyclops)'' Alright, he's dead. I didn't really aim at his eye, so I don't really know what she was telling me about. Stupid lying bitch.
* "Then you get a sword, but it's a dream, so when [Davey] wakes up it's a ruler he's holding. Why is he so excited about a ruler? Does he wanna measure his turds?"
** Later when he refers to what the teacher tells Davey: "'Davey, what are you doing? You're going to see the principal for this.' Umm...for what? For measuring his turds in class?"
-->'''AVGN''': Starts out Davey's in school and a bully steals his pencil. So he's gotta get his pencil back. Man, that's some epic storyline right there.
** Later on, Davey gets to a large knight named Lumper, and the lance he gets rewarded with is...actually the pencil Davey got taken from him at the beginning. [[CaptainObvious He was daydreaming.]]
-->'''AVGN''': Why does he care so much about a fucking pencil? Was he planning to take it hom after school, and...shove it up his ass or something?
* The sheriff AVGN plays against, he says that "he tries aiming over his dick nose."
* This, where he is referring to a MsExposition.
-->'''AVGN''': "The cyclops is not truly dead until his eye is pierced." Okay, let's try it out. ''(beating the cyclops)'' Alright, he's dead. I didn't really aim at his eye, so I don't really know what she was telling me about. Stupid lying bitch.
* "Then you get a sword, but it's a dream, so when [Davey] wakes up it's a ruler he's holding. Why is he so excited about a ruler? Does he wanna measure his turds?"
** Later when he refers to what the teacher tells Davey: "'Davey, what are you doing? You're going to see the principal for this.' Umm...for what? For measuring his turds in class?"
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** "Can't let those fuckers go to space."
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--> '''Nerd''': "S.C.A.T." stands for "Special Cybernetic Attack Team", but the droppings of carnivorous mammals is what the word "SCAT" really means. It's as close as you can get, to a Nintendo game called ''shit''.
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--> '''Nerd''': "S.C.A.T." stands for "Special Cybernetic Attack Team", but the "the droppings of carnivorous mammals mammals" is what the word "SCAT" really means. It's as close as you can get, to a Nintendo game called ''shit''.''SHIT''.
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-->'''AVGN:''' (Link) learns the Down-Thrust, the Up-Thrust, and here, he learns the Cunt-Thrust. Yeah, that should be the name of a band.
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-->'''AVGN:''' (Link) learns the Down-Thrust, the Up-Thrust, and here, he learns the Cunt-Thrust. [[AGoodNameForARockBand Yeah, that should be the name of a band.]]
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-->'''Nerd:''' Wait a minute... a 1-up? And it skips me to the next level? Aw, kick-fuckin'-ASS! Life is kinda cool sometimes.
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-->'''Nerd:''' Wait a minute... a 1-up? And it skips me to the next level? [[Film/AmericanMovie Aw, kick-fuckin'-ASS! Life is kinda cool sometimes.]]
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* "What's so threatening about a fucking turtle!? [[SarcasmMode Run, Lester, run! Get away from that turtle! That turtle might charge really fast!]]"
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-->'''Nerd:''' I killed a bee? *kills another bee* I killed something! The only thing you kill in the entire game...and it's a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis little, TINY, STUPID, FUCKING BEE!]]
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-->'''Nerd:''' *kills a bee* ''(grumpily)'' ...What happened? ''(excitedly)'' I killed a bee? *kills another bee* I killed something! The only thing you kill in the entire game...and it's a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis little, TINY, STUPID, FUCKING BEE!]]
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* When playing "Storm Over the Desert", this hilarious exchange happens when he sees a giant soldier/{{Saddam Hussein}}:
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-->'''Nerd:''' You know what, game? All this shit you put me through for the first two levels? [[TheDogBitesBack Now it's my turn]]! Yeah, wanna play dumbass? [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome Well, double-dumbass on you]], motherfucker! [[Film/ThreeAmigos You swine! You son of a motherless goat!]]
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-->'''Nerd:''' You know what, game? All this shit you put me through for the first two levels? [[TheDogBitesBack Now it's my turn]]! Yeah, wanna play dumbass? [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome Well, double-dumbass on you]], motherfucker! You swine! [[Film/ThreeAmigos You swine! You son of a motherless goat!]]
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--> '''Nerd''': "S.C.A.T." stands for Special "Special Cybernetic Attack Team, Team", but the dropping droppings of carnivorous mammals is what the word "SCAT" really means. It's as close as you can get, to a Nintendo game called ''shit''.
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* His reaction to the relatively pointless tidbit in the opening moments of ''Empire Strikes Back NES'', where Obi-Wan Kenobi points out "The Lightsaber is the weapon of the Jedi".
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[[folder:Action 52]]
* The Nerd begins the review by saying that he gets requests for this game all the time, such as:
--> '''Nerd''': "Fuck this game, please do a review of it. You asshole. Thanks." Wow, I guess I ''gotta'' do it now.
* "Out of the way, you fucking ghosts! Here comes [[GagBoobs Mrs. Tits]], jumping like she's on the moon!"
* "Oh, fucking hell, there's a menorah shooting Q-tips! GET OUTTA THE WAY!"
* "You know what's more fun than playing ''Action 52''? 52-card pickup. You know how you play that? *tosses deck of cards on ground* ''Pick up the cards!''"
** HilariousInHindsight as putting cards in a deck by putting them in a randomized pile by pushing them into a deck is actually a good way if you do not know the standard way.
* The Nintoaster. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
-->'''Nerd:''' It's a Nin''Toaster''. And yes, it works.
* "Are you shitting me? This game is shitting me." *cue the cartridge [[LiteralMetaphor doing exactly that]]*
* His reaction to the title of #4: G-Force FGT, as we all know what word he's thinking of as opposed to the "Fighters" the abbreviation is supposed to mean.
--> '''Nerd:''' G-Force...''what?''
* "This guy doesn't understand the basic concept of a hooker. You're supposed to fuck her, not fuck her up."
** "DIE, BOOB LADY!"
* All his imaginative interpretations of the game's vaguely designed sprites. Vacuum cleaners ([[RecycledInSpace In SPACE]]) crop up a lot.
* The safety pins.
* The look on his face when he falls into the newbie trap. That is all.
-->'''Nerd:''' Who's gonna dodge that? Nobody! Not the first time!
* His opinion on TV censorship.
-->'''Nerd''': Whoever came up with this is an asshole!
-->'''TV Version Nerd''': Whoever came up with this is an ass[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]! Ass! Hole? [[BleepDammit Ass*bleep*]]. [[SarcasmMode Television makes a lot of sense]].
* His immediate reaction to [[MindScrew Time Warp Tickers]]. Conveying "what the fuck" as much as possible with nothing but an expression.
* For some reason, just his understated reaction to the lack of enemies in the games.
-->'''Nerd:''' Game #15: "Sharks." Yeah, sharks. ...''sometimes'' sharks... most of the time not.
* The glorious return of Shit Pickle.
* His reaction to Game #16: Megalonia:
-->'''Nerd:''' Another space shooter?! Flying through [=McDonald=]'s arches?! No thanks!
* This exchange when playing "Critical Bypass":
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, Critical Bypass! It's critical that you bypass this game!
* His reaction to #28: Crybaby:
-->'''Nerd:''' By now, you'd be crying. So it's like the game is mocking you.
* When playing "Storm Over the Desert", this hilarious exchange happens when he sees a giant soldier/{{Saddam Hussein}}:
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell? A giant {{Saddam Hussein}}? How did they fuck up the scale rating so bad?! The soldiers aren't giant, so why Saddam?
* When playing Game #10, "Operation: Full Moon", he finds the graphics look puke-green, and thinks that the game ate Silver Sword and barfed it out.
* When playing "Lazer League":
-->'''AVGN:''' Number #39: Lazer League. Well, I'm glad they spelled laser with a Z, that's how you say it, you don't say "la-ser". By the way, 2-D horizontal space shooter. Next.
* His reaction to ''Non-Human'':
-->'''AVGN:''' Well, isn't that an appropriate title. Everything about these games is non-human!
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[[folder:Cheetahmen]]
* His reaction of finding out that ''Cheetahmen'' is no better than any other game on ''Action 52''.
-->'''Nerd:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS LIKE ALL THE FUCKIN' REST!]]
* The reveal of a secret/glitch after he falls down a pit that should supposedly kill him.
-->'''Nerd:''' Wait a minute... a 1-up? And it skips me to the next level? Aw, kick-fuckin'-ASS! Life is kinda cool sometimes.
* "If they made ''Cheetahmen vs. Chester Cheetah'', that shit would be the motherfuckin' ass."
* His reaction on using the secret "Jump Glitch":
-->'''Nerd:''' You know what, game? All this shit you put me through for the first two levels? [[TheDogBitesBack Now it's my turn]]! Yeah, wanna play dumbass? [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome Well, double-dumbass on you]], motherfucker! [[Film/ThreeAmigos You swine! You son of a motherless goat!]]
* "Whoa, speaking of monkey fuck."
* His reaction to seeing a dog getting graphically killed in the Sega Genesis version of ''Action 52''.
* Describing the Genesis ''Cheetahmen'' music as "something you'd hear if somebody slipped on a banana peel."
* "...But you know what the ''really good'' news is? I'M DONE WITH ''ACTION 52''!!"
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[[folder:Game Glitches]]
* All of the Franchise/{{Rocky}} character glitches. Primarily, the [[BodyHorror Clubber Lang one]].
-->'''Nerd:''' It's a Clubber Fuck!
** Or when the Glitch Gremlin turns the audience into glitches and makes the fighters disappear.
--->'''Gremlin:''' In this corner, weighing in at 0 pounds, 0 ounces: Nothing! And in this corner, we have much of the same: Also nothing!
* The CallBack to his ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' review. "The gremlin prefers to stay away from this game. It's a bit too crowded with demonic possessions."
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[[folder:Zelda II The Adventure of Link]]
* At the end of the video, the Nerd says that using the Power Glove would only make the game much more challenging than it already is... only to inadvertently make subtle movements on his Power Glove hand to defeat the final boss and show the ending, and all while he's saying how good but impossibly hard the game is and how he'll never beat it as long as he lives. He then turns off the TV and walks away...[[DoubleTake only to run back and switch it on]] as he realizes he's beaten the game. Can also be considered a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* Some of the descriptions from the first ''Zelda'' game, starting with the Like Like.
* The Nerd's reaction to the first game's Link burning the second game's Link.
* The two scenes where Link turns into a fairy at a high spot (followed by a return appearance from the Glitch Gremlin).
* The part where he has a hard time killing a ''[[GoddamnedBats skull]]''.
* "I have better luck trying to fight my ''own'' shadow!" Cue him trying to beat his shadow on a wall, dislodging a poster and hurting one of his hands.
* [[AwfulTruth "Awww no...]][[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Link's a poon hound."]]
* Also, when a lady in red invites Link over to restore his health, the Nerd describes it as AccidentalInnuendo that is GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
-->'''AVGN:''' (Link) learns the Down-Thrust, the Up-Thrust, and here, he learns the Cunt-Thrust. Yeah, that should be the name of a band.
* The Nerd's reaction to the Game Over screen:
-->'''Ganon:''' Ha ha ha ha!
-->'''AVGN:''' Huh huh, huh huh, ''fuck'' you.
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[[folder:Back to the Future Re-Revisited]]
* After completing ''Top Gun'''s final mission, the game forces him to land on the carrier one last time. This time, he says he knows what to do, but given the [[FakeDifficulty unforgiving controls]] during landings, he overshoots the carrier... and his jet keeps going out of the TV screen, up past his wall, and breaks through his glass window to fly outside. The prolonged landing sound effect really sells it.
--> "Hey, if someone sees that plane, can you let me know?"
* The Nerd wanting the ''M.C. Kids'' review to have a dance segment with the [=McDonald's=] mascots along with [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 Skeletor]] and {{Dracula}} à la the CGI dance segment in the re-release of ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''.
* His mocking of the ''Franchise/StarWars'' special editions.
* He calls [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Jessica Rabbit]]'s phone number 20 years after the game came out. His reaction to finding out it's a sex line is priceless.
* His description of the [[FakeDifficulty colors of the]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames LJN]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Rainbow]]:
-->"Purple for '[[PortingDisaster Putrid Gameplay]],' Blue for '[[Horrible/{{Music}} Bad Musical Abominations]],' Green for 'Graphical Farts and Garlic,' Yellow for '[[AdaptationDecay Piss-Poor Lack of Loyalty to Source Material]],' Orange for 'Orange you a fucking idiot!,' and Red for '[[FakeDifficulty High-stress Anger-Inducing Masochism]]'! Put that all together, and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray, LJN!"
* "Hey, I'm getting deja vu here!" When inserting the cartridge into the Nintoaster, cut to where he put the cartridge in a toaster the first time.
* His question on the origin of the ''Back to the Future'' games:
--> "Was this game even made by a human being, or did they feed it into a computer just so it could shit out this nonsensical fuck-poop?"
* When he dies again in ''Back to the Future III'' on Sega Genesis:
--> "YOU FUCKING PROCESSING, STOP BEING SO BLAST!"
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[[folder:Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Re-Revisited]]
* Even after six years, he still hasn't gotten over the shock, as shown by him delaying the review for about two minutes and switching from his usual Rolling Rock beer to a bottle of whiskey.
* His reaction to Jekyll killing a bee....
-->'''Nerd:''' I killed a bee? *kills another bee* I killed something! The only thing you kill in the entire game...and it's a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis little, TINY, STUPID, FUCKING BEE!]]
* "Watch out for the bird shit- [[BigWhat wha-wha-wha-WHAT]]?!! *shows birds pooping* It's definitely shit in a Nintendo game!"
** "...Now there's birds shitting into the piss fountain!"
* "Oh sorry honey, I had quite a day, just '''[[EverythingTryingToKillYou THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN WAS TRYING TO KILL ME]]!''' What makes him think that the Church is gonna be any better? Is the priest gonna throw candles at him? Is Jesus gonna come off the fucking cross and start hitting him with it!?".
* He ends the review with an epiphany about the game, [[DeliberateFlawRetcon logically pointing out its flaws as having actual purpose to it]]....[[spoiler:only to conclude that the game "fucking sucks"]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Lester The Unlikely]]
* The Nerd temporarily going GoshDangItToHeck during the cave stage.
--> "Augh, doody!!"
* Lester desperately running away from a group of bats.
* The Nerd's hypothetical descriptions of how the series would've evolved, culminating in ''Lester 5'' being a bag of poop.
* "I'd rather fuck the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]] [...] This nerd makes me look like Creator/CharlesBronson. [[Series/FamilyMatters Steve Urkel]] could beat the shit out of this guy."
* Playing ''The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe''. Just this...
* Deciding he's gone off all games and to watch TV instead. His TV turns out not to have an aerial connection and just produces static, causing him to remark "[[TakeThat Modern TV sucks!]]"...[[HypocriticalHumor before settling down to watch the static anyway]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:How The Nerd Stole Christmas]]
* When discussing ''S.C.A.T.'' on NES:
--> '''Nerd''': "S.C.A.T." stands for Special Cybernetic Attack Team, but the dropping of carnivorous mammals is what the word "SCAT" really means. It's as close as you can get, to a Nintendo game called ''shit''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Day Dreamin' Davey]]
* The visual to go along with this gag:
--> '''Nerd''': You know what would be really awesome? If Davey woke up here and had the teacher's decapitated head in his hands. Yeah.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Wars]]
* The Nerd's explanation regarding the "[[TheDogShotFirst Who shot first?]]" debate: [[spoiler: neither did, and Luke Skywalker crashed his landspeeder right into Greedo right after Han Solo said "Over my dead body!"]]
* The Nerd's face when [[spoiler:he sees Darth Vader turn into a scorpion in the only Japanese ''Star Wars'' game on the Famicom]] is probably the funniest thing ''ever''.
-->'''AVGN''': Did Darth Vader say to Luke "I am your father and [[spoiler:I am also a '''fucking scorpion'''"]]?
* His reaction to the relatively pointless tidbit in the opening moments of ''Empire Strikes Back NES'', where Obi-Wan Kenobi points out "The Lightsaber is the weapon of the Jedi".
-->"Yeah, thanks for telling me that. While you're at it, why don't you tell me something like 'Cows go ''MOO''?!'"
* How about the end? As he's listing off a bunch of ''Star Wars'' games [[spoiler: (He soon just lists a bunch of made-up names that get more and more bizarre as he goes on)]], what is most likely one of the funniest {{Big Lipped Alligator Moment}}s ever. [[spoiler: A buffalo walks by his window, backs up, and takes a diarrhea shit that blasts through his window.]] The Nerd's reaction to it is priceless.
-->'''Nerd:''' '''OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOOOD!''' [[spoiler: A FUCKING BUFFALO JUST TOOK A FUCKING SHIT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW! Oh my fucking God! There's fucking shit and glass all over the place! '''Where the fuck did that fucking come from!?!''' Oh my God! I gotta clean all this shit up!]] What the fuck, man?!
* His thinking-out-loud speculation of the Death Star being a giant disco ball preceded by a giant dance floor in the middle of space and threatening to bring back disco is pretty darn funny.
* After the Nerd complains about the bosses having so much health in ''Super Empire Strikes Back'', the Giant Wampa's health bar stretches beyond the television screen, followed by the Nerd looking in shock.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:R.O.B. the Robot]]
* The Nerd playing ''Gyromite'', with R.O.B. being the human player and the Nerd being the robot.
** When R.O.B. says that he requires a gyro to play, The Nerd makes him an actual ''gyro sandwich.''
* The Nerd's face as he [[spoiler:flies into battle with R.O.B.]] Also doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when he [[CurbStompBattle curbstomps]] the robot.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Spielberg Games]]
* As the Nerd checks through his box of Spielberg games:
-->"''Super Film/SchindlersList 3D''?! Nah, just kidding."
* The highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character from the 3D0 ''Film/JurassicPark'' game, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
* Him ranting about how in the SNES ''Jurassic Park 2: The Chaos Continues'' game, the designers put a foreground bush in front of an arrow. "THEY COVERED THE ARROW WITH A BUSH! What a total fuck-up."
* His closing rant on the 3D0 version of ''Jurassic Park'':
-->"''Jurassic Park'' on 3D0 is a complete mockery, man! Does it suck? You bet ''jur ass'' it sucks! In the words of Ian Malcolm, that is one big pile of shit."
* When he's digging through his box and pulls out ''E.T.'' for the Atari 2600. He throws it on the ground with a horrified expression on his face, and shudders.
* When reviewing the ''Jaws'' NES game, he parodies a line from the film:
--> '''Nerd''': We're gonna need a bigger ''ass'', to shit out this fucking turd!
** When discussing the power-ups:
--> '''Nerd''': You can get a submarine, which always seems to happen as a surprise. It's one of those tiny orange submarines. Yeah, you know, the kind that are ''smaller than people'' and have an unlimited supply of torpedoes?
[[/folder]]
[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Action 52]]
* The Nerd begins the review by saying that he gets requests for this game all the time, such as:
--> '''Nerd''': "Fuck this game, please do a review of it. You asshole. Thanks." Wow, I guess I ''gotta'' do it now.
* "Out of the way, you fucking ghosts! Here comes [[GagBoobs Mrs. Tits]], jumping like she's on the moon!"
* "Oh, fucking hell, there's a menorah shooting Q-tips! GET OUTTA THE WAY!"
* "You know what's more fun than playing ''Action 52''? 52-card pickup. You know how you play that? *tosses deck of cards on ground* ''Pick up the cards!''"
** HilariousInHindsight as putting cards in a deck by putting them in a randomized pile by pushing them into a deck is actually a good way if you do not know the standard way.
* The Nintoaster. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
-->'''Nerd:''' It's a Nin''Toaster''. And yes, it works.
* "Are you shitting me? This game is shitting me." *cue the cartridge [[LiteralMetaphor doing exactly that]]*
* His reaction to the title of #4: G-Force FGT, as we all know what word he's thinking of as opposed to the "Fighters" the abbreviation is supposed to mean.
--> '''Nerd:''' G-Force...''what?''
* "This guy doesn't understand the basic concept of a hooker. You're supposed to fuck her, not fuck her up."
** "DIE, BOOB LADY!"
* All his imaginative interpretations of the game's vaguely designed sprites. Vacuum cleaners ([[RecycledInSpace In SPACE]]) crop up a lot.
* The safety pins.
* The look on his face when he falls into the newbie trap. That is all.
-->'''Nerd:''' Who's gonna dodge that? Nobody! Not the first time!
* His opinion on TV censorship.
-->'''Nerd''': Whoever came up with this is an asshole!
-->'''TV Version Nerd''': Whoever came up with this is an ass[[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]]! Ass! Hole? [[BleepDammit Ass*bleep*]]. [[SarcasmMode Television makes a lot of sense]].
* His immediate reaction to [[MindScrew Time Warp Tickers]]. Conveying "what the fuck" as much as possible with nothing but an expression.
* For some reason, just his understated reaction to the lack of enemies in the games.
-->'''Nerd:''' Game #15: "Sharks." Yeah, sharks. ...''sometimes'' sharks... most of the time not.
* The glorious return of Shit Pickle.
* His reaction to Game #16: Megalonia:
-->'''Nerd:''' Another space shooter?! Flying through [=McDonald=]'s arches?! No thanks!
* This exchange when playing "Critical Bypass":
-->'''Nerd:''' Oh, Critical Bypass! It's critical that you bypass this game!
* His reaction to #28: Crybaby:
-->'''Nerd:''' By now, you'd be crying. So it's like the game is mocking you.
* When playing "Storm Over the Desert", this hilarious exchange happens when he sees a giant soldier/{{Saddam Hussein}}:
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell? A giant {{Saddam Hussein}}? How did they fuck up the scale rating so bad?! The soldiers aren't giant, so why Saddam?
* When playing Game #10, "Operation: Full Moon", he finds the graphics look puke-green, and thinks that the game ate Silver Sword and barfed it out.
* When playing "Lazer League":
-->'''AVGN:''' Number #39: Lazer League. Well, I'm glad they spelled laser with a Z, that's how you say it, you don't say "la-ser". By the way, 2-D horizontal space shooter. Next.
* His reaction to ''Non-Human'':
-->'''AVGN:''' Well, isn't that an appropriate title. Everything about these games is non-human!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cheetahmen]]
* His reaction of finding out that ''Cheetahmen'' is no better than any other game on ''Action 52''.
-->'''Nerd:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS LIKE ALL THE FUCKIN' REST!]]
* The reveal of a secret/glitch after he falls down a pit that should supposedly kill him.
-->'''Nerd:''' Wait a minute... a 1-up? And it skips me to the next level? Aw, kick-fuckin'-ASS! Life is kinda cool sometimes.
* "If they made ''Cheetahmen vs. Chester Cheetah'', that shit would be the motherfuckin' ass."
* His reaction on using the secret "Jump Glitch":
-->'''Nerd:''' You know what, game? All this shit you put me through for the first two levels? [[TheDogBitesBack Now it's my turn]]! Yeah, wanna play dumbass? [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome Well, double-dumbass on you]], motherfucker! [[Film/ThreeAmigos You swine! You son of a motherless goat!]]
* "Whoa, speaking of monkey fuck."
* His reaction to seeing a dog getting graphically killed in the Sega Genesis version of ''Action 52''.
* Describing the Genesis ''Cheetahmen'' music as "something you'd hear if somebody slipped on a banana peel."
* "...But you know what the ''really good'' news is? I'M DONE WITH ''ACTION 52''!!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Game Glitches]]
* All of the Franchise/{{Rocky}} character glitches. Primarily, the [[BodyHorror Clubber Lang one]].
-->'''Nerd:''' It's a Clubber Fuck!
** Or when the Glitch Gremlin turns the audience into glitches and makes the fighters disappear.
--->'''Gremlin:''' In this corner, weighing in at 0 pounds, 0 ounces: Nothing! And in this corner, we have much of the same: Also nothing!
* The CallBack to his ''Super Mario Bros. 3'' review. "The gremlin prefers to stay away from this game. It's a bit too crowded with demonic possessions."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Zelda II The Adventure of Link]]
* At the end of the video, the Nerd says that using the Power Glove would only make the game much more challenging than it already is... only to inadvertently make subtle movements on his Power Glove hand to defeat the final boss and show the ending, and all while he's saying how good but impossibly hard the game is and how he'll never beat it as long as he lives. He then turns off the TV and walks away...[[DoubleTake only to run back and switch it on]] as he realizes he's beaten the game. Can also be considered a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* Some of the descriptions from the first ''Zelda'' game, starting with the Like Like.
* The Nerd's reaction to the first game's Link burning the second game's Link.
* The two scenes where Link turns into a fairy at a high spot (followed by a return appearance from the Glitch Gremlin).
* The part where he has a hard time killing a ''[[GoddamnedBats skull]]''.
* "I have better luck trying to fight my ''own'' shadow!" Cue him trying to beat his shadow on a wall, dislodging a poster and hurting one of his hands.
* [[AwfulTruth "Awww no...]][[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Link's a poon hound."]]
* Also, when a lady in red invites Link over to restore his health, the Nerd describes it as AccidentalInnuendo that is GettingCrapPastTheRadar:
-->'''AVGN:''' (Link) learns the Down-Thrust, the Up-Thrust, and here, he learns the Cunt-Thrust. Yeah, that should be the name of a band.
* The Nerd's reaction to the Game Over screen:
-->'''Ganon:''' Ha ha ha ha!
-->'''AVGN:''' Huh huh, huh huh, ''fuck'' you.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Back to the Future Re-Revisited]]
* After completing ''Top Gun'''s final mission, the game forces him to land on the carrier one last time. This time, he says he knows what to do, but given the [[FakeDifficulty unforgiving controls]] during landings, he overshoots the carrier... and his jet keeps going out of the TV screen, up past his wall, and breaks through his glass window to fly outside. The prolonged landing sound effect really sells it.
--> "Hey, if someone sees that plane, can you let me know?"
* The Nerd wanting the ''M.C. Kids'' review to have a dance segment with the [=McDonald's=] mascots along with [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 Skeletor]] and {{Dracula}} à la the CGI dance segment in the re-release of ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi''.
* His mocking of the ''Franchise/StarWars'' special editions.
* He calls [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Jessica Rabbit]]'s phone number 20 years after the game came out. His reaction to finding out it's a sex line is priceless.
* His description of the [[FakeDifficulty colors of the]] [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames LJN]] [[TheyJustDidntCare Rainbow]]:
-->"Purple for '[[PortingDisaster Putrid Gameplay]],' Blue for '[[Horrible/{{Music}} Bad Musical Abominations]],' Green for 'Graphical Farts and Garlic,' Yellow for '[[AdaptationDecay Piss-Poor Lack of Loyalty to Source Material]],' Orange for 'Orange you a fucking idiot!,' and Red for '[[FakeDifficulty High-stress Anger-Inducing Masochism]]'! Put that all together, and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray, LJN!"
* "Hey, I'm getting deja vu here!" When inserting the cartridge into the Nintoaster, cut to where he put the cartridge in a toaster the first time.
* His question on the origin of the ''Back to the Future'' games:
--> "Was this game even made by a human being, or did they feed it into a computer just so it could shit out this nonsensical fuck-poop?"
* When he dies again in ''Back to the Future III'' on Sega Genesis:
--> "YOU FUCKING PROCESSING, STOP BEING SO BLAST!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Re-Revisited]]
* Even after six years, he still hasn't gotten over the shock, as shown by him delaying the review for about two minutes and switching from his usual Rolling Rock beer to a bottle of whiskey.
* His reaction to Jekyll killing a bee....
-->'''Nerd:''' I killed a bee? *kills another bee* I killed something! The only thing you kill in the entire game...and it's a [[PunctuatedForEmphasis little, TINY, STUPID, FUCKING BEE!]]
* "Watch out for the bird shit- [[BigWhat wha-wha-wha-WHAT]]?!! *shows birds pooping* It's definitely shit in a Nintendo game!"
** "...Now there's birds shitting into the piss fountain!"
* "Oh sorry honey, I had quite a day, just '''[[EverythingTryingToKillYou THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN WAS TRYING TO KILL ME]]!''' What makes him think that the Church is gonna be any better? Is the priest gonna throw candles at him? Is Jesus gonna come off the fucking cross and start hitting him with it!?".
* He ends the review with an epiphany about the game, [[DeliberateFlawRetcon logically pointing out its flaws as having actual purpose to it]]....[[spoiler:only to conclude that the game "fucking sucks"]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Lester The Unlikely]]
* The Nerd temporarily going GoshDangItToHeck during the cave stage.
--> "Augh, doody!!"
* Lester desperately running away from a group of bats.
* The Nerd's hypothetical descriptions of how the series would've evolved, culminating in ''Lester 5'' being a bag of poop.
* "I'd rather fuck the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]] [...] This nerd makes me look like Creator/CharlesBronson. [[Series/FamilyMatters Steve Urkel]] could beat the shit out of this guy."
* Playing ''The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe''. Just this...
* Deciding he's gone off all games and to watch TV instead. His TV turns out not to have an aerial connection and just produces static, causing him to remark "[[TakeThat Modern TV sucks!]]"...[[HypocriticalHumor before settling down to watch the static anyway]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:How The Nerd Stole Christmas]]
* When discussing ''S.C.A.T.'' on NES:
--> '''Nerd''': "S.C.A.T." stands for Special Cybernetic Attack Team, but the dropping of carnivorous mammals is what the word "SCAT" really means. It's as close as you can get, to a Nintendo game called ''shit''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Day Dreamin' Davey]]
* The visual to go along with this gag:
--> '''Nerd''': You know what would be really awesome? If Davey woke up here and had the teacher's decapitated head in his hands. Yeah.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Wars]]
* The Nerd's explanation regarding the "[[TheDogShotFirst Who shot first?]]" debate: [[spoiler: neither did, and Luke Skywalker crashed his landspeeder right into Greedo right after Han Solo said "Over my dead body!"]]
* The Nerd's face when [[spoiler:he sees Darth Vader turn into a scorpion in the only Japanese ''Star Wars'' game on the Famicom]] is probably the funniest thing ''ever''.
-->'''AVGN''': Did Darth Vader say to Luke "I am your father and [[spoiler:I am also a '''fucking scorpion'''"]]?
* His reaction to the relatively pointless tidbit in the opening moments of ''Empire Strikes Back NES'', where Obi-Wan Kenobi points out "The Lightsaber is the weapon of the Jedi".
-->"Yeah, thanks for telling me that. While you're at it, why don't you tell me something like 'Cows go ''MOO''?!'"
* How about the end? As he's listing off a bunch of ''Star Wars'' games [[spoiler: (He soon just lists a bunch of made-up names that get more and more bizarre as he goes on)]], what is most likely one of the funniest {{Big Lipped Alligator Moment}}s ever. [[spoiler: A buffalo walks by his window, backs up, and takes a diarrhea shit that blasts through his window.]] The Nerd's reaction to it is priceless.
-->'''Nerd:''' '''OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOOOD!''' [[spoiler: A FUCKING BUFFALO JUST TOOK A FUCKING SHIT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW! Oh my fucking God! There's fucking shit and glass all over the place! '''Where the fuck did that fucking come from!?!''' Oh my God! I gotta clean all this shit up!]] What the fuck, man?!
* His thinking-out-loud speculation of the Death Star being a giant disco ball preceded by a giant dance floor in the middle of space and threatening to bring back disco is pretty darn funny.
* After the Nerd complains about the bosses having so much health in ''Super Empire Strikes Back'', the Giant Wampa's health bar stretches beyond the television screen, followed by the Nerd looking in shock.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:R.O.B. the Robot]]
* The Nerd playing ''Gyromite'', with R.O.B. being the human player and the Nerd being the robot.
** When R.O.B. says that he requires a gyro to play, The Nerd makes him an actual ''gyro sandwich.''
* The Nerd's face as he [[spoiler:flies into battle with R.O.B.]] Also doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when he [[CurbStompBattle curbstomps]] the robot.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Spielberg Games]]
* As the Nerd checks through his box of Spielberg games:
-->"''Super Film/SchindlersList 3D''?! Nah, just kidding."
* The highlight was his completely dumbfounded reaction to the Nedry character from the 3D0 ''Film/JurassicPark'' game, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext wearing a tutu and angel wings with overalls in one icon.]]
* Him ranting about how in the SNES ''Jurassic Park 2: The Chaos Continues'' game, the designers put a foreground bush in front of an arrow. "THEY COVERED THE ARROW WITH A BUSH! What a total fuck-up."
* His closing rant on the 3D0 version of ''Jurassic Park'':
-->"''Jurassic Park'' on 3D0 is a complete mockery, man! Does it suck? You bet ''jur ass'' it sucks! In the words of Ian Malcolm, that is one big pile of shit."
* When he's digging through his box and pulls out ''E.T.'' for the Atari 2600. He throws it on the ground with a horrified expression on his face, and shudders.
* When reviewing the ''Jaws'' NES game, he parodies a line from the film:
--> '''Nerd''': We're gonna need a bigger ''ass'', to shit out this fucking turd!
** When discussing the power-ups:
--> '''Nerd''': You can get a submarine, which always seems to happen as a surprise. It's one of those tiny orange submarines. Yeah, you know, the kind that are ''smaller than people'' and have an unlimited supply of torpedoes?
[[/folder]]
