History Funny / TheAngryBeavers

15th Jun '16 2:27:43 PM AnnoyedMechanoid
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-->'''Norbert:''' Think of your poor old mother wearing bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca left under the yum-yum trees for too long, but that's the way she was raised! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!

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-->'''Norbert:''' Think "Think of your poor dear old mother wearing bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca pudding left under the yum-yum trees for tree too long, but that's the way she was raised! raised, mister! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!it'll get ya!"
6th Jun '16 9:46:01 AM Maniacaldude
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--->'''Daggett''': Why don't we just cut the darn things off?
29th May '16 6:38:27 PM SarcasmKid
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** Norb releases chickens to take care of the termites, but that becomes a separate issue to deal with. And Dag keeps confusing the termites and chickens.
** The Termite Queen wears a tiny crown on her head and carries a little pink purse so you know she's a Queen. [[spoiler: And she tries brainwashing Dag so she can mate with him.]]
23rd May '16 6:47:34 PM KoopaKid17
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* '''In "All in the Colony," Norbert discovers that Daggett [[TooDumbToLive brought termites into their home]] but CannotSpitItOut.
-->'''Norb''': Wait a second! What kind of ants are white? Dag! Tee...torg...teh...ter...[[OhCrap TERMITES]]!
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5th Feb '16 10:34:37 PM Vir
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-->'''Norbert:''' Think of your poor old mother wearing Bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca left under the yum-yum trees for too long, but that's the way she was raised! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!

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-->'''Norbert:''' Think of your poor old mother wearing Bologna bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca left under the yum-yum trees for too long, but that's the way she was raised! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!
5th Feb '16 10:33:55 PM Vir
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-->'''Norbert:''' Think of your poor old mother wearing Bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca left under the yum-yum trees for too long, but that's the way she was raised! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Melto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!

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-->'''Norbert:''' Think of your poor old mother wearing Bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca left under the yum-yum trees for too long, but that's the way she was raised! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Melto, Moto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!
4th Feb '16 11:30:02 PM Vir
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* In "Zooing Time" Dag [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext devours the cabin Abe Lincoln was born in]] and uses Norb as a scapegoat when the authorities come looking for him. Norb is sent to live in a zoo, but it turns out the place is pretty much a five-star resort for animals and Norb has the time of his life. There are a few instances that count as single moments alone:

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* In "Zooing Time" Dag [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext devours the cabin Abe Lincoln was born in]] and uses Norb as a scapegoat when the authorities come looking for him. Norb is sent to live in a zoo, but it turns out the place is pretty much a five-star resort for animals and Norb has the time of his life. There are a few instances that count as single moments alone:
31st Jan '16 11:16:19 PM Kishou
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* Big Bunny acting as a bodyguard. "GET DOWN!" (slam)
9th Jan '16 7:42:02 PM Vir
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** Also from The Loogie Hawk, it's clear that Norbert sends Daggett to be the sacrificial lamb to the Hawk while he stayed in the safety of their dam. Yet he's the one that kept getting spat at while Daggett is safe and takes forever to actually bag the bird. Eventually Norbert does it himself, and then says a few choice words to his brother.

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** Also from The "The Loogie Hawk, Hawk", it's clear that Norbert sends sent Daggett to be the sacrificial lamb to the Hawk while he stayed in the safety of their dam. Yet he's the one that kept getting spat at while Daggett is safe and takes forever to actually bag the bird. Eventually Norbert does it himself, and then says a few choice words to his brother.
9th Jan '16 7:34:05 PM Vir
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* All of ''The Big Frog'', where after Norbert snaps at Dagget to grow up and stop playing with his baby bunny dolls yest he'll embarrass them. Strangely, Dagget shrugs and complies... and the next scene has him acting like a BumblingDad, with over-the-top clothing trends (such as many reading glasses and pants tied up above his waist) and doing all sorts of 'mature adult' things like getting Norb to eat his stew instead of chips (healthy food), swinging his golf-club to work while saying any number but 'four' as he leaves, and literally 'bringing home the bacon'. It's breaking down Norb's normally cool and collected persona... and WORKING.

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* All of ''The "The Big Frog'', Frog", where after Norbert snaps at Dagget to grow up and stop playing with his baby bunny dolls yest he'll embarrass them. Strangely, Dagget shrugs and complies... and the next scene has him acting like a BumblingDad, with over-the-top clothing trends (such as many reading glasses and pants tied up above his waist) and doing all sorts of 'mature adult' things like getting Norb to eat his stew instead of chips (healthy food), swinging his golf-club to work while saying any number but 'four' as he leaves, and literally 'bringing home the bacon'. It's breaking down Norb's normally cool and collected persona... and WORKING.



* Dag's "hook" persona in ''Things That Go Hook In The Night''. With such tidbits as "Not sharp enough! NOT SHARP ENOUGH! Try it on him! You'll see! YOU'LL SEE!" And:

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* Dag's "hook" persona in ''Things "Things That Go Hook In The Night''.in the Night". With such tidbits as "Not sharp enough! NOT SHARP ENOUGH! Try it on him! You'll see! YOU'LL SEE!" And:



* The ending of ''Moby Dopes'', with a brutally funny LampshadeHanging: "Where in the name of DeusExMachina [[AlwaysABiggerFish did that T-Rex come from!?]]"
-->(Dag stops in shock)
--> Norbert: DAG!
--> Daggett: Well, uh, remember last week...
--> Norbert: Yes?
-->Daggett: ..when we went to Paleazoic Park?
--> Norbert: Yes.
-->Daggett: He, uh...
--> Norbert: (in realization) No...
--> Daggett: ...kinda...
--> Norbert: (in horror) No!
--> Daggett: ...followed me home.
--> Norbert: Oh no...
--> (T-Rex roars at the beavers)
--> Daggett: I sure wish I'd gotten around to training him, though.

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* The ending of ''Moby Dopes'', "Moby Dopes", with a brutally funny LampshadeHanging: "Where in the name of DeusExMachina [[AlwaysABiggerFish did that T-Rex come from!?]]"
-->(Dag -->(''Dag stops in shock)
--> Norbert: DAG!
--> Daggett:
shock'')\\
'''Norbert:''' DAG!\\
'''Daggett:'''
Well, uh, remember last week...
--> Norbert: Yes?
-->Daggett: ..
week...\\
'''Norbert:''' Yes?\\
'''Daggett:''' ..
when we went to Paleazoic Park?
--> Norbert: Yes.
-->Daggett:
Paleozoic Park?\\
'''Norbert:''' Yes.\\
'''Daggett:'''
He, uh...
--> Norbert:
uh...\\
'''Norbert:'''
(in realization) No...
--> Daggett: ...kinda...
--> Norbert:
No...\\
'''Daggett:''' ...kinda...\\
'''Norbert:'''
(in horror) No!
--> Daggett: ...
No!\\
'''Daggett:''' ...
followed me home.
--> Norbert:
home.\\
'''Norbert:'''
Oh no...
--> (T-Rex
no...\\
(''T-Rex
roars at the beavers)
--> Daggett:
beavers'')\\
'''Daggett:'''
I sure wish I'd gotten around to training him, though.



* The later half of ''Chocolate Up To Experience'' where Dag is forced to sell a single chocolate bar for $200 all the while Norb gorges himself on a warehouse full of chocolate. As Dag receives physical injuries Norb sends him IceCreamKoan messages about being a good salesman, until Dag finally gets fed up after receiving one about quilting that makes no sense at all. When Dag actually does make enough money, he asks Norb when he's going to get his quilt. Norb asks if he'll accept steak knives.

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* The later half of ''Chocolate "Chocolate Up To Experience'' to Experience" where Dag is forced to sell a single chocolate bar for $200 all the while Norb gorges himself on a warehouse full of chocolate. As Dag receives physical injuries Norb sends him IceCreamKoan messages about being a good salesman, until Dag finally gets fed up after receiving one about quilting that makes no sense at all. When Dag actually does make enough money, he asks Norb when he's going to get his quilt. Norb asks if he'll accept steak knives.



* In ''Fish and Dips'', Daggett's attempts at capturing the legendary "Old Gramps" include a diving cage. Which drops to sink only as deep as his waist before hitting bottom in a shallow part of the lake.

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* In ''Fish "Fish and Dips'', Dips", Daggett's attempts at capturing the legendary "Old Gramps" include a diving cage. Which drops to sink only as deep as his waist before hitting bottom in a shallow part of the lake.



* In ''House Sisters'' the Beavers are going on vacation and ask their sisters to watch the house for them, and since they can't read decide to make a video for them. Only Dag's ideas for what they can do get more bizarre and maniac, before he finally suggests:

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* In ''House Sisters'' "House Sisters" the Beavers are going on vacation and ask their sisters to watch the house for them, and since they can't read decide to make a video for them. Only Dag's ideas for what they can do get more bizarre and maniac, before he finally suggests:
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