History Funny / TheAngryBeavers

19th Jun '17 10:40:08 AM Maniacaldude
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* After ingesting stupidity potion, Dag got smarter, but Norb got stupid. At the end of the episode, a super intelligent Dag claims he has solved ever mystery in the universe, except that he still doesn't know what happened to Norb. Cut to a scene with Norbert on top of a {{Mayincatec}} pyramid, being fed fruit and being worshipped as a god, with the mantra, "DUUUHHH!!!"

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* After ingesting stupidity potion, Dag got smarter, but Norb got stupid. At the end of the episode, a super intelligent Dag claims he has solved ever mystery in the universe, except that he still doesn't know what happened to Norb. Cut to a scene with Norbert on top of a {{Mayincatec}} pyramid, being fed fruit and being worshipped as a god, with the mantra, "DUUUHHH!!!""POOPY!!!"
18th May '17 8:39:13 PM SarcasmKid
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* "Chocolate Up to Experience" starts out fairly normal as the beavers attempt to sell Beaver Youth chocolate bars to win a rare curling iron to finish their collection. Once Norb starts getting hocked on eating the bars and gets progressively more obese, his rants on how to be a great salesmen to encourage Dag to sell the last bar start to become more and more absurd [[NonSequitur Non Sequiturs]] until Dag has to sell off the house to make up for the money on the candy bars, leading to this exchange:

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* "Chocolate Up to Experience" starts out fairly normal as the beavers attempt to sell Beaver Youth chocolate bars to win a rare curling iron to finish their collection. Once Norb starts getting hocked hooked on eating the bars and gets progressively more obese, his rants on how to be a great salesmen to encourage Dag to sell the last bar start to become more and more absurd [[NonSequitur Non Sequiturs]] until Dag has to sell off the house to make up for the money on the candy bars, leading to this exchange:



-->'''Dag''': No! No! Listen to me. (suddenly deep voiced) It is over old man.

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-->'''Dag''': No! No! Listen to me. (suddenly deep voiced) It me.
-->'''Norb''': ''It
is over old man.''
12th Feb '17 8:34:41 AM Yensid101971
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* "Chocolate Up to Experience" starts out fairly normal as the beavers attempt to sell Beaver Youth chocolate bars to win a rare curling iron to finish their collection. Once Norb starts getting hocked on eating the bars and gets progressively more obese, his rants on how to be a great salesmen to encourage Dag to sell the last bar start to become more and more absurd non-seculars until Dag has to sell off the house to make up for the money on the candy bars, leading to this exchange:

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* "Chocolate Up to Experience" starts out fairly normal as the beavers attempt to sell Beaver Youth chocolate bars to win a rare curling iron to finish their collection. Once Norb starts getting hocked on eating the bars and gets progressively more obese, his rants on how to be a great salesmen to encourage Dag to sell the last bar start to become more and more absurd non-seculars [[NonSequitur Non Sequiturs]] until Dag has to sell off the house to make up for the money on the candy bars, leading to this exchange:
12th Feb '17 8:29:24 AM Yensid101971
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* "Chocolate Up to Experience" starts out fairly normal as the beavers attempt to sell Beaver Youth chocolate bars to win a rare curling iron to finish their collection. Once Norb starts getting hocked on eating the bars and gets progressively more obese, his rants on how to be a great salesmen to encourage Dag to sell the last bar start to become more and more absurd non-seculars until Dag has to sell off the house to make up for the money on the candy bars, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Norb''': Ahhhhh! NOOO! My ostrich feather key chain with the matching money clip!
-->'''Dag''': (Getting caught up in the moment) Wait, Wait! I'll split the money with you.
-->'''Norb''': You're old! You should have prepared for your future! You should have bought a mutual fund when you were young! LOOK AT YOU YOUR OLD!! And your gonna be on the streets!
-->'''Dag''': No! No! Listen to me. (suddenly deep voiced) It is over old man.
4th Dec '16 2:24:12 AM Kishou
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*** ........................Omnious-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*** ...............................................Ominous-eeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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*** ........................*** .......................Omnious-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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** The fact that Norbert tried to scare Daggett with scary ghost story, only for his simple questions to apply InUniverse FridgeHorror to him. In short, it backfired and Norby's the scared one.
7th Nov '16 8:49:24 AM Vir
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* In the sequel "Up All Day: The Reckoning", Daggett's idea to get to sleep is counting sheep. Instead of counting the sheep himself, he takes the idea literally as he has a whole bunch of sheep counting numbers aloud.

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* In the The sequel "Up All Night 2: Up All Day: The Reckoning", Reckoning". It perfectly squeezes the sense of your brain stopping to work properly when you're tired and creates a short animated episode full of ingeniously absurd dialogue out of it.
**
Daggett's idea to get to sleep is counting sheep. Instead of counting the sheep himself, he takes the idea literally as he has a whole bunch of sheep counting numbers aloud.



* All of "The Big Frog", where after Norbert snaps at Dagget to grow up and stop playing with his baby bunny dolls yest he'll embarrass them. Strangely, Dagget shrugs and complies... and the next scene has him acting like a BumblingDad, with over-the-top clothing trends (such as many reading glasses and pants tied up above his waist) and doing all sorts of 'mature adult' things like getting Norb to eat his stew instead of chips (healthy food), swinging his golf-club to work while saying any number but 'four' as he leaves, and literally 'bringing home the bacon'. It's breaking down Norb's normally cool and collected persona... and WORKING.

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* All of "The Big Frog", where after Norbert snaps at Dagget Daggett to grow up and stop playing with his baby bunny dolls yest lest he'll embarrass them. Strangely, Dagget Daggett shrugs and complies... and the next scene has him acting like a BumblingDad, with over-the-top clothing trends (such as many reading glasses and pants tied up above his waist) and doing all sorts of 'mature adult' things like getting Norb to eat his stew instead of chips (healthy food), swinging his golf-club golf club to work while saying any number but 'four' as he leaves, and literally 'bringing home the bacon'. It's breaking down Norb's normally cool and collected persona... and WORKING.



* The ending of "Moby Dopes", with a brutally funny LampshadeHanging: "Where in the name of DeusExMachina [[AlwaysABiggerFish did that T-Rex come from!?]]"

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* The ending of "Moby Dopes", with a brutally funny LampshadeHanging: "Where in the name of DeusExMachina [[AlwaysABiggerFish did that T-Rex T. rex come from!?]]"



(''T-Rex roars at the beavers'')\\

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(''T-Rex (''T. rex roars at the beavers'')\\



* The episode "Up All Night 2: Up All Day: The Reckoning". It perfectly squeezes the sense of your brain stopping to work properly when you're tired and creates a short animated episode full of ingeniously absurd dialogue out of it.



-->'''Daggett''': "If customer doesn't want pro-duct, make pro-duct what customer quilt."

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-->'''Daggett''': "If If customer doesn't want pro-duct, make pro-duct what customer quilt."



-->'''Norbert:''' "Think of your dear old mother wearing bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca pudding left under the yum-yum tree too long, but that's the way she was raised, mister! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it'll get ya!"

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-->'''Norbert:''' "Think Think of your dear old mother wearing bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca pudding left under the yum-yum tree too long, but that's the way she was raised, mister! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it'll get ya!"ya!



'''Dagget:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Norb, "hate" is a very strong word...]]

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'''Dagget:''' '''Daggett:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Norb, "hate" is a very strong word...]]



-->'''Norbert:''' (snickering) "Oh, this one's for the refrigerator." (snaps photo)
* That moment in "Dumb Waiters" when Dag seemed to have been seducing Muffy Snootwell while playing the violin, and her husband won't be having none of that.

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-->'''Norbert:''' (snickering) "Oh, Oh, this one's for the refrigerator." refrigerator. (snaps photo)
* That moment in "Dumb Waiters" "Dumbwaiters" when Dag seemed to have been seducing Muffy Snootwell while playing the violin, and her husband won't be having none of that.



--->'''Daggett''': ''[[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 Get your stinking paws off me you darn, spooty ape!]]''
--->(''The gorilla proceeds to stuff Dag inside a suitcase and then repeatedly slam it between two trees'')

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--->'''Daggett''': ''[[Film/PlanetOfTheApes1968 Get your stinking paws off me you darn, spooty ape!]]''
--->(''The
ape!]]''\\
''(The
gorilla proceeds to stuff Dag inside a suitcase and then repeatedly slam it between two trees'')trees)''



--->'''Daggett''': I'm guilty! As guilty as a Sasquatch in a pudding factory!
--->'''Norbert''': "Sasquatch in a pudding factory?"

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--->'''Daggett''': I'm guilty! As guilty as a Sasquatch in a pudding factory!
--->'''Norbert''':
factory!\\
'''Norbert''':
"Sasquatch in a pudding factory?"



* In "House Sisters" the Beavers are going on vacation and ask their sisters to watch the house for them, and since they can't read decide to make a video for them. Only Dag's ideas for what they can do get more bizarre and maniac, before he finally suggests:
-->'''Daggett''': Why don't we have them repaint the living room? I like yellow walls with purple polka dots. And they can finish putting together your super electro gizzer blinky. And why not have a disco ball in the living room? And new bunk beds built out of, of candy corn! And then they can put those little white twinkly lights all around the dam, and clean the barnacles off the bottom of your boat, and drain the pond, strip mine the forest and make it a LANDFILL SITE!
-->'''Norbert''': They're ''just little girls.'' WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THEM RAISE THE TITANIC WHILE WE'RE AT IT?!
-->'''Daggett''': [[HypocriticalHumor Don't be ridiculous. They're just little girls.]]

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* In "House Sisters" the Beavers are going on vacation and ask their sisters to watch the house for them, and since they can't read decide to make a video for them. Only Dag's ideas for what they can do get more bizarre and maniac, manic, before he finally suggests:
-->'''Daggett''': Why don't we have them repaint the living room? I like yellow walls with purple polka dots. And they can finish putting together your super electro gizzer blinky. And why not have a disco ball in the living room? And new bunk beds built out of, of candy corn! And then they can put those little white twinkly lights all around the dam, and clean the barnacles off the bottom of your boat, and drain the pond, strip mine the forest and make it a LANDFILL SITE!
-->'''Norbert''':
SITE!\\
'''Norbert''':
They're ''just little girls.'' WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THEM RAISE THE TITANIC WHILE WE'RE AT IT?!
-->'''Daggett''':
IT?!\\
'''Daggett''':
[[HypocriticalHumor Don't be ridiculous. They're just little girls.]]



* After ingesting stupidity potion, Dag got smarter, but Norb got stupid. At the end episode, a super intelligent Dag claims he has solved ever mystery in the universe, except that he still doesn't know what happened to Norb. Cut to a scene with Norbert on top of a {{Mayincatec}} pyramid, being fed fruit and being worshipped as a god, with the mantra, "DUUUHHH!!!"

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* After ingesting stupidity potion, Dag got smarter, but Norb got stupid. At the end of the episode, a super intelligent Dag claims he has solved ever mystery in the universe, except that he still doesn't know what happened to Norb. Cut to a scene with Norbert on top of a {{Mayincatec}} pyramid, being fed fruit and being worshipped as a god, with the mantra, "DUUUHHH!!!"



* Big Bunny acting as a bodyguard. "GET DOWN!" (slam)
* '''In "All in the Colony," Norbert discovers that Daggett [[TooDumbToLive brought termites into their home]] but CannotSpitItOut.

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* Big Bunny acting as a bodyguard. "GET DOWN!" (slam)
''(slam)''
* '''In In "All in the Colony," Norbert discovers that Daggett [[TooDumbToLive brought termites into their home]] but CannotSpitItOut.
7th Nov '16 8:25:21 AM Vir
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'''Dag''': It's Dagget! I mean, no it's not, it's Barry, I mean...[[UnusualEuphemism spoot!]]

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'''Dag''': It's Dagget! Daggett! I mean, no it's not, it's Barry, I mean...[[UnusualEuphemism spoot!]]
7th Nov '16 8:24:15 AM Vir
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* '''In "Gonna Getcha," Dag tries to discover Norb's dastardly plans for him by [[PaperThinDisguise disguising himself]] as Barry
-->'''Norb''': Who is it?!
-->'''Dag''': It's Dagget! I mean, no it's not, it's Barry, I mean...[[UnusualEuphemism spoot!]]

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* '''In In "Gonna Getcha," Dag tries to discover Norb's dastardly plans for him by [[PaperThinDisguise disguising himself]] as Barry
Barry.
-->'''Norb''': Who is it?!
-->'''Dag''':
it?!\\
'''Dag''':
It's Dagget! I mean, no it's not, it's Barry, I mean...[[UnusualEuphemism spoot!]]
15th Jun '16 2:27:43 PM AnnoyedMechanoid
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-->'''Norbert:''' Think of your poor old mother wearing bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca left under the yum-yum trees for too long, but that's the way she was raised! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!

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-->'''Norbert:''' Think "Think of your poor dear old mother wearing bologna shoes and corrective headgear. She thinks small animals nest in boxes of tapioca pudding left under the yum-yum trees for tree too long, but that's the way she was raised! raised, mister! Rub ''that'' on your thighs, Mr. Moto, and see how far it gets you! How do you like ''them'' apples?!it'll get ya!"
6th Jun '16 9:46:01 AM Maniacaldude
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--->'''Daggett''': Why don't we just cut the darn things off?
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