History Funny / TheAngryBeavers

** Dag's repeated confessions of his guilt followed by an immediate "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF8Je38Fwpo I wouldn't admit that in court though]]."

** Dag's repeated confessions of his guilt followed by an immediate "I wouldn't admit that in court though."

** Daggett's idea to get to sleep is counting sheep. Instead of counting the sheep himself, he takes the idea literally as he has a whole bunch of sheep counting numbers aloud.

** Also from "The Loogie Hawk", it's clear that Norbert sent Daggett to be the sacrificial lamb to the Hawk while he stayed in the safety of their dam. Yet he's the one that kept getting spat at while Daggett is safe and takes forever to actually bag the bird. Eventually Norbert does it himself, and then says a few choice words to his brother.

* In "Up All Night", Daggett tries to do a prank call. Not only does he botch the punch line, but Norb sets him up to call their mother:

** The fact that Norb and Dag look like they're ''high'' when they're LaughingMad from lack of sleep.

* The ending of "Moby Dopes", with a brutally funny LampshadeHanging: "Where in the name of DeusExMachina [[AlwaysABiggerFish did that T. rex come from!?]]"

** "I almost ATE COYOTE WEE-WEE!"

'''Norb''': DAGGETT "THE MACHINE" LEVINE!\\

-->'''Dag''': Physical intimacy. How I do loathe it so.

''(The gorilla proceeds to stuff Dag [[ShoutOut inside a suitcase]] and then repeatedly slam it between two trees)''

* Dag's utterly deadpan response to an overly emotional Bing and Norbert hugging him while wracked with grief over their old relationships:

* "Chocolate Up to Experience" starts out fairly normal as the beavers attempt to sell Beaver Youth chocolate bars to win a rare curling iron to finish their collection. Once Norb starts getting hooked on eating the bars and gets progressively more obese, his rants on how to be a great salesmen to encourage Dag to sell the last bar start to become more and more absurd {{Non Sequitur}}s until Dag has to sell off the house to make up for the money on the candy bars, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Dag''': Put my name at the top of the board. Now!\\
'''Norb''': Your name's coming off! You're not at the top! And gimme back the steak knives!\\
'''Dag''': Let's talk about it? Let's step over here and talk about it first.\\
'''Norb''': DAGGETT "THE MACHINE" LEVINE!\\
'''Dag''': Listen to me! Listen to me! ''I made the product what the customer wanted!'' Please. Please. Don't turn me in.\\
'''Norb''': Ahhhhh! NOOO! My ostrich feather key chain with the matching money clip!\\
'''Dag''': (Getting caught up in the moment) Wait, Wait! I'll split the money with you.\\
'''Norb''': You're old! You should have prepared for your future! You should have bought a mutual fund when you were young! LOOK AT YOU YOU'RE OLD!! And your gonna be on the streets!\\
'''Dag''': No! No! Listen to me.\\
'''Norb''': ''It is over old man.''

** The puppy pepper spray that tortured Norb and Dag throughout the episode finally comes in useful at the end...as does Tanya's "bad puppies, we love you" mantra when the duo are attacked by wolves.

* In ''Sans-a-Pelt'', Dag's reaction when the sheep break out into song.

--->'''Alien''' (''gravelly''): I am becoming ever more powerful!
--->'''Taluca Lake and Man Servante''': What?
--->'''Alien''' (''clearer and more impatient''): ''I am becoming ever more powerful!''
--->'''Taluca Lake and Man Servante''': Oh.

-->'''Daggett''': Hey, chicken-neck, you should wear a sweater!
-->'''Mom''': Dagget, is that you?

-->'''Daggett:''' [[PottyFailure ... I peed]].
-->'''Norbert:''' You disgusting, poopoo-headed, triple-spoot, scuzzballrama! [[SuddenlyShouting I WAS ALMOST ASLEEP!]]
-->'''Daggett:''' [[CaptainObvious You're upset, I can tell!]] A brother can sense these things.

* After ingesting stupidity potion, Dag got smarter, but Norb got stupid. At the end of the episode, a super intelligent Dag claims he has solved ever mystery in the universe, except that he still doesn't know what happened to Norb. Cut to a scene with Norbert on top of a {{Mayincatec}} pyramid, being fed fruit and being worshipped as a god, with the mantra, "POOPY!!!"

-->'''Dag''': Put my name at the top of the board. Now!
-->'''Norb''': Your name's coming off! You're not at the top! And gimme back the steak knives!
-->'''Dag''': Let's talk about it? Let's step over here and talk about it first.
-->'''Norb''': DAGGETT "THE MACHINE" LEVINE!
-->'''Dag''': Listen to me! Listen to me! ''I made the product what the customer wanted!'' Please. Please. Don't turn me in.
-->'''Norb''': Ahhhhh! NOOO! My ostrich feather key chain with the matching money clip!
-->'''Dag''': (Getting caught up in the moment) Wait, Wait! I'll split the money with you.
-->'''Norb''': You're old! You should have prepared for your future! You should have bought a mutual fund when you were young! LOOK AT YOU YOU'RE OLD!! And your gonna be on the streets!
-->'''Dag''': No! No! Listen to me.
-->'''Norb''': ''It is over old man.''

-->'''Dag''': Oh please it's an easy mistake to make, [[TooDumbToLive both words have an "Uh" in them]].
-->'''Norb''': So does the word "Idi-UHT."

--->'''Norb''': You really thought there was a "U" in "Lime?!"
--->'''Dag''': WELL ISN'T THERE?!
--->'''Norb''': You oughta order a new brain!
--->'''Dag''': C, can you do that? Like on the internet?

In the unaired episode "Bye Bye Beavers":
-->'''Norb''': Congratulations, Dag-almost-gone-ett, you've reached stage three of being over... bargaining!
-->'''Dag''': ''(laughing passive-aggressively)'' I'm not bargaining. ''(in a completely serious tone)'' ''I'm bribing!''

* In "EndangeredSpecies", the running gag of Norbert being electrocuted by the scientists trying to "protect" Daggett (who they think is the LastOfHisKind). This is paid off beautifully at the end of the episode, when Norbert gets his revenge by repeatedly shocking Daggett with a giant version of the laser gun the scientists used.

* And then there's this:

'''Norbert:''' You disgusting, poopoo-headed, triple-spoot, scuzzballrama! [[SuddenlyShouting I WAS ALMOST ASLEEP!]]
'''Daggett:''' [[CaptainObvious You're upset, I can tell!]] A brother can sense these things.

*** .......................Omnious-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*** ..............................................Ominous-eeeeeeeeeeeeee!