History Funny / TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius

** "Can I get a drumroll, please?" ''[drum rolls across the stage]''

** Upon returning home, Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen see what their actions caused to the timeline. Judy has locked Hugh in a cage, leading Jimmy to believe female warriors rule the world and keep human men as slaves. Carl and Sheen run over to Libby and Cindy to beg for their forgiveness. Judy explains she only put him in the cage to prevent him from messing with the time remote any further.

-->"Thirteen percent?! Ugh, this thing must be busted! [[NotHelpingYourCase ...But it can't be. I designed it.]]"
''(Readout shows 27%; Goddard barks)'' "[[AsYouKnow I told you, Goddard]], I'm trying to lower my arrogance so Cindy will stop calling me a know-it-all." ''(Device begins beeping progressively louder)'' "Though it's hard not to seem like a know-it-all when you ''do'' actually know it ''all''." ''(Device screeches with "Danger! Overload!")'' "Oh, who asked you?!"

* Jimmy's attempt to conquer his arrogance in "Substitute Creature": "It's hard not to seem like a know-it-all when you ''do'' actually know it ''all''."

** When Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen pretend to be the consciouses of Zix, Travoltron, and Tee, Jimmy tells Zix that he doesn't need to share anything with Travoltron and Tee because they're idiots, Carl gives Travoltron reasons to betray the others that are hilariously childish, like claiming Zix said that he's ugly and stinky and that Zix won't give Travoltron a birthday present, and Sheen just tells Tee to go beat the other two up.

'''Jimmy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Sheen, remind me to remove what's left of your brain later.]]

** How do you know it's a dream? Libby says, "Sorry I'm late. My paddle broke so I had to row my desk to school with a plastic ''leg''" as she rows her desk in like a paddleboat.

** Sheen stares at the standee for an M-rated game in an attempt to spite the cashier after he throws the trio out, which the cashier responds to by throwing his ice cream cone in Sheen's eye.
** Goddard's reaction to seeing Old Jimmy, which is to let out a stock horror movie scream.

** When Cindy and Libby offer to assist Old Jimmy in crossing the street, he refuses twice before Cindy grabs his arm and tells him, "Listen, Pops! We can do this the easy way, or we can earn our tae kwon do badges at the same time!", which leads into them both dragging him across the street as Jimmy screams, "Help! I'm being old-napped!"

** At the end of the episode, Carl eats Jimmy's bowl of experimental [[TruthSerums truth serum]] and promptly spouts out deranged secrets.
-->'''Jimmy''': Carl, what are you eating?\\

* The Nanobot duo are very amusing (being voiced by Creator/TomKenny and Creator/DaranNorris, respectively). Some of their highlights in their episodes...

** As punishment for disobeying her, Judy grabs Hugh by the ear. He tells her he needs his ear [[{{Irony}} to listen]].

** Upon seeing Carl's uvula, Sheen decides to [[WrongGenreSavvy use it like a punching bag, like "in cartoons"]]. Jimmy has to stop him [[RealityEnsues by pointing out touching it will make Carl puke]].

** When Jimmy's torch goes out in total blackness, and as he tries to find it, he accidentally does something that makes Cindy squeal.

'''Cindy''': OW! That's ''not'' your torch!\\

'''Sheen''': '''''MAKE HIM STOP!!!'''''

'''Jimmy''': Maybe we better go...

'''Jimmy''': Carl, there wasn't any prune whip. That's my experimental truth telling serum!

--?'''Jimmy''': Carl, what are you eating?\\

'''Carl''': [[TemptingFate Oh, Jimmy that's ridic--]] I stole Jimmy's toast the other day. Sometimes I dream about girls.\\

** At the end of the episode, Carl eats Jimmy's bowl of experimental [[TruthSerums truth serum]] and promptly spouts out deranged secrets, including [[PrecociousCrush liking Jimmy's mom]] and not really believing in Ultra Lord.
--->'''Sheen''': (covering his ears) [[IgnoringBySinging LALALALA LALALA, I don't wanna hear it!]]

'''Carl''': "[[ConfusingMultipleNegatives Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike...]]"\\

--->'''Principal Willoughby:''' Don't take it personally, we needed an alto and, well...you're a...you're a--\\

'''Carl''': "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Extreme dislike of girls who dislike boys who dislike girls who dislike show-offy boys who dislike...]]"\\

* How has nobody mentioned Dr. Sidney Moist from "The Evil Beneath" yet? A crazed MadScientist who made his home in the mysterious Bahama Quadrangle, kidnapping people to use as test subjects, he's also [[CloudCuckoolander utterly nutzoid]] and ''[[ChewingTheScenery incredibly]]'' [[LargeHam hammy]], constantly tapdancing and gushing about his antidote. "OH, THAT'S GOOD ANTIDOTE!"

** The TwistEnding: The episode was a series of dreams. In the second-to-last dream, Sheen screams when confronted by the Pizza Monster...as does the Pizza Monster. Then, the Pizza Monster wakes up in a pizzeria. Turns out he thinks children are monsters in the literal sense, and his wife has to reassure him that there is no such thing as kids.

--->'''Sam:''' He disgusted all my customers, yeah!\\

* Sam's reaction to the smart Sheen in "Sheen's Brain":

* When Jimmy and Carl try to help Sheen with a math problem:
-->'''Carl:''' "Tom has three pieces of bubblegum. If he trades all his gum to Ida for two raisins per piece, how many raisins will Tom have?"\\
'''Sheen:''' What sort of idiot would trade bubblegum for raisins?\\
'''Jimmy:''' That's not the point.\\
'''Sheen:''' What is he, some kind of health nut? If you ask me, Tom needs counseling! And what kind of name is "Ida"? What's it short for? "Ida preferred a different name?"\\
'''Jimmy:''' Sheen!

'''Sheen''': (AsideGlance) And they say ''I'm'' the weird one.

** When Jimmy and Cindy are strapped in the lab while as Carl, Sheen and Libby prepare to place the two's minds back in the respective bodies

--->'''Carl:''' Look! There’s Jimmy’s entire memory of the third grade!\\

-->'''Sheen:''' Don’t worry Jimmy and Cindy I’ll put your minds back in the right places!\\

'''Libby''': (''stifling laughter'') Cindy, don’t worry, I know your brain, and I wont let ‘em put any stupid boy stuff in it.\\
'''Jimmy as Cindy:''' Okay listen up. Here when our brains are uploaded, all our memories will appear on that screen. (''points to the monitor which has a green display with hollow outlines of them both.'') You three have to decide what belongs to who. Just don’t give Cindy my astounding ability to create and build pioneering technologies, okay?\\
'''Cindy as Jimmy:''' Oh yeah, like I’d want to invent the toilet in a briefcase!\\
'''Jimmy as Cindy:''' Hey, hey! That could have been an invaluable accessory for the traveling businessman!\\

** Then when Carl, Libby and Sheen are putting Jimmy and Cindy's memories and traits in the correct bodies.

** Then when Carl, Libby and Sheen are putting the correct traits in the correct brains.
--->'''Carl:''' "Ability to whistle". Can Cindy whistle?\\

(''Time passes as Carl, Sheen and Libby wearily continue sorting the traits out. Eventually, they come to the last one.'')\\