History Funny / TheAddamsFamily

* Margaret and Itt call their baby "Whatt" because that was the obstetrician's reaction to the hair-baby!

* Wednesday stalks by with a butcher knife, and Morticia stops her with a stern 'Is that for your brother?' Wednesday nods and submits to being disarmed, after which Morticia takes a slaughterhouse cleaver from a nearby rack, hands it to Wednesday and sends her on her way.

-->'''Morticia:''' (Passes a statue of a woman with six bullet holes in its chest) Aunt La Borgia. Executed by a firing squad. (Passes another statue of a portly man without its arms and legs) Cousin Fledge. Torn limb-from-limb by four wild horses. (Passes another statue of a medieval executioner) And darling Uncle Imar. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Buried alive]].

* In their first few days at the camp, Wednesday had to listen to an (apparently) dreary horror story from Amanda which elicited mild screams from everyone. Wednesday then proceeds to tell a horrifying story (to the other girls anyway) about how a monster caused girls' nose jobs to be undone. The horrified screams from the other girls and the implication that they all had nose jobs was appropriately hilarious.

* Creator/RaulJulia's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR7a8rPlAao phenomenally hammy performance at the police station]]. "Debbie! My brother's wife! '''The Temptress of WAIKIKI!'''"

'''Strict Nanny:''' All right children, I have had it up to here. Now you just answer one simple question; where is that baby?\\

'''Maid-Nanny:''' (with a hand puppet) Hello kiddies, I'm Polly the Puppet. What shall we do today? I know! Let's all clean our rooms!\\
'''Wednesday:''' (pulls out a devil puppet) Hello Polly, I'll clean my room… in exchange for your immortal soul. (the devil puppet rubs hands together)

** Also, right before Pugsley is up, Joel is too nervous to shoot an arrow and after [[{{Jerkass}} Gary]] pressures him to hurry up by telling him ''"Go!"'', he finally takes the arrow off of the bow, ''throws it at the ground'' and storms off. Becky then cries out [[SarcasmMode "Good job!"]]

'''Wednesday:''' Yes.\\

'''Gomez:''' (''not buying it for a second'') In the ''eye''?

(''Mr. Pomeroy and Morticia look at her in shock, while Gomez gives an amused, almost proud smile at his daughter'')\\

* Thing gets a job as a FedEx courier.

-->'''Grandmama''': An axe? [[RefugeInAudacity That takes me back!]]

* The councillors leading everyone in singing "Kumbaya" at Wednesday and Pugsley... and Wednesday's ''utterly horrified'' reaction.

'''Grandmama''': ''(dramatic pause'' ''PRESIDENT.''\\

* Morticia goes out in search of a job, telling the Temp Agency that she majored in "spells and hexes" - the clerk decides to just put down "[[ADegreeInUseless Liberal Arts]]". When placed in a indergarten as a substitute teacher, her [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation interpretation]] of ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' leaves the children in the class ''bawling''.

* "Fester" walking with Morticia through the Addams Family Cemetary, being reminded of dearly-departed family members.

* Gordon's first breakfast with the family

* Morticia goes out in search of a job, telling the Temp Agency that she majored in "spells and hexes" - the clerk decides to just put down "[[ADegreeInUseless Liberal Arts]]". When placed in a Kindergarten as a substitute, her [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation interpretation]] of ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' leaves the children in the class ''bawling''.

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** When she tries to kiss Gomez but [[TheKlutz knocks him into a bush instead]]

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