History Funny / TheAddamsFamily

13th Jun '18 12:42:02 PM ironballs16
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* Morticia goes out in search of a job, telling the Temp Agency that she majored in "spells and hexes" - the clerk decides to just put down "[[ADegreeInUseless Liberal Arts]]". When placed in a Kindergarten as a substitute, her reading of ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' leaves the children in the class ''bawling''.

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* Morticia goes out in search of a job, telling the Temp Agency that she majored in "spells and hexes" - the clerk decides to just put down "[[ADegreeInUseless Liberal Arts]]". When placed in a Kindergarten as a substitute, her reading [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation interpretation]] of ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' leaves the children in the class ''bawling''.
9th Jun '18 9:06:53 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Debbie''': ''[Whilst showing a slide of young self looking outraged]'' That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! ''Graceful! Delicate!'' They had to go. ''[Slide of the home [[DisproportionateRetribution in flames.]]]''

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-->'''Debbie''': ''[Whilst showing a slide of young self looking outraged]'' That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! ''Graceful! Delicate!'' [[SelfMadeOrphan They had to go.go]]. ''[Slide of the home [[DisproportionateRetribution in flames.]]]''
9th Jun '18 8:44:40 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Morticia''': Pastels?

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-->'''Morticia''': Pastels?[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Pastels]]?
9th Jun '18 8:41:56 AM ironballs16
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* Also, Gomez' phenomenally hammy breakdown after Fester refuses to see him; even when Fester finally escapes Debbie and comes home, Gomez is bed-ridden and delirious, wailing out ''Swing Low, Sweet Chariot''. The two begin to reconcile, but Gomez makes his problem clear with this line;

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* Also, Gomez' phenomenally hammy breakdown after Fester refuses to see him; even when Fester finally escapes Debbie and comes home, [[DespairEventHorizon Gomez is bed-ridden and delirious, delirious]], wailing out ''Swing Low, Sweet Chariot''. The two begin to reconcile, but Gomez makes his problem clear with this line;
9th Jun '18 8:41:17 AM ironballs16
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** "Hook him, book him, cook him. ''Now!''"
9th Jun '18 8:40:56 AM ironballs16
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-->"HAS THE PLANET GONE MAD?! My brother--passion's hostage! I seek justice! Denied! But I shall not submit! I shall conquer, I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! ''[cut to grandma and the baby]'' I have seen horror! ''[cut to Lurch]'' I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul! [Morticia: "They're at camp"] I have seen all this, but until today, I had never seen... ''you!''

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-->"HAS THE PLANET GONE MAD?! -->'''Gomez''': '''''Has the planet gone MAD'''''?! My brother--passion's brother -- passion's hostage! I seek justice! Denied! justice... denied! But I shall not submit! I shall conquer, I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! ''[cut to grandma and the baby]'' I have seen horror! ''[cut to Lurch]'' I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul! [Morticia: "They're at camp"] I have seen all this, but until today, I had never seen... ''you!''''you!''\\
'''Police clerk''': ...hook 'em. Book 'em. Cook 'em. ''Now''!
9th Jun '18 8:38:42 AM ironballs16
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* Morticia goes out in search of a job, telling the Temp Agency that she majored in witchcraft - the clerk decides to just put down "[[ADegreeInUseless Liberal Arts]]". When placed in a Kindergarten as a substitute, her reading of ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' leaves the children in the class ''bawling''.

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* Morticia goes out in search of a job, telling the Temp Agency that she majored in witchcraft "spells and hexes" - the clerk decides to just put down "[[ADegreeInUseless Liberal Arts]]". When placed in a Kindergarten as a substitute, her reading of ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' leaves the children in the class ''bawling''.
9th Jun '18 8:37:17 AM ironballs16
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* Morticia goes out in search of a job, telling the Temp Agency that she majored in witchcraft - the clerk decides to just put down "[[ADegreeInUseless Liberal Arts]]". When placed in a Kindergarten as a substitute, her reading of ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' leaves the children in the class ''bawling''.
28th May '18 7:29:21 AM Ciara25
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* The school production, and Morticia and Gomez sitting through [[TastesLikeDiabetes the extra schmaltzy]] performance of "Getting To Know You" with near identical looks of boredom and quiet disgust on their faces.
24th Jan '18 11:46:06 AM GunarmDyne
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--->'''Gomez''': "Never go to bed angry or on fire"

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--->'''Gomez''': "Never go to bed angry or on fire"fire."
** The scene where Gomez and Morticia are bowling. On his first throw, Gomez only knocks over one pin. On his second throw, he hits the same pin and [[EpicFail knocks it back into place]]. When Morticia goes, she misses the pins completely but the ball bounces off some furniture, circles back around the room and hits the pins for a strike!
--->'''Gomez:''' Cara mia, you've been practicing!
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