History Funny / TheAddamsFamily

21st Mar '17 5:48:11 PM Dravencour
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-->'''Grandmama''': A dentist.
-->'''Morticia''': Mama, stop!

to:

-->'''Grandmama''': A dentist.
An orthodontist.
-->'''Morticia''': Mama, please stop!



-->'''Debbie''': ''[Whilst showing a slide of young self looking outraged]'' That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! ''Graceful! Delicate!'' They had to go! ''[Slide of the home [[DisproportionateRetribution in flames.]]]''

to:

-->'''Debbie''': ''[Whilst showing a slide of young self looking outraged]'' That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! ''Graceful! Delicate!'' They had to go! go. ''[Slide of the home [[DisproportionateRetribution in flames.]]]''



-->'''Grandmama''': What about you?
-->'''Debbie''': Sorry about dinner, Deb: the Pope had a cold. ''[Shows a slide of the surgeon scared and cornered as a shadow of an ax looms above him.]]''

to:

-->'''Grandmama''': What about you?
your needs?
-->'''Debbie''': Sorry "Sorry about dinner, Deb: the Pope had a cold. cold." ''[Shows a slide of the surgeon scared and cornered as a shadow of an ax looms above him.]]''



'''Gomez:''' ...Alfonso the enormous. Do I have to draw you a diagram?\\

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'''Gomez:''' ...[[BiggerIsBetterInBed Alfonso the enormous. Enormous.]] Do I have to draw you a diagram?\\
13th Mar '17 11:46:00 PM Unicorndance
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** They then put an ad in the newspaper for a "missing Thing, property of Addams" or something like that and get sent random objects.



-->'''Thing''': (hands up two fingers)

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-->'''Thing''': (hands (holds up two fingers)
10th Mar '17 5:06:49 PM Unicorndance
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** When the man who wants to donate the harpsichord kisses it before leaving.
-->'''Morticia''': "What a music lover"
-->'''Gomez''': "He reminds me of Aunt Trivia"
-->'''Morticia''': "Was Aunt Trivia a music lover"
-->'''Gomez''': "No, she just liked to go around kissing harpsichords"
5th Mar '17 11:00:30 AM Unicorndance
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* In "Uncle Fester's Toupee", when Fester's girlfriend calls him a "bald, electrical newt"
** And when she found out he was electrical
-->'''Morticia''': "Uncle Fester likes to charge himself up"
-->'''Girlfriend''': "'Charge himself up'? Does that mean he drinks?"
-->'''Morticia''': "Certainly not. Uncle Fester is electrical.
-->'''Girlfriend''': "'Electrical'?! What does that mean?"
** Also this line from Gomez
-->'''Gomez''': "Never go to bed angry or on fire"
* When Uncle Fester makes hair restorer, but some gets on a portrait of a lady who is probably Morticia's aunt.
-->'''Morticia''': "I don't remember Aunt Anemia having a beard and a moustache"
-->'''Gomez''': "A beard maybe, but never a moustache!"
3rd Mar '17 10:35:59 AM Unicorndance
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** When the zookeeper says that the Addamses need a cage each at the zoo, to which Morticia responds with, "I think we'd prefer one big family cage".
3rd Mar '17 10:20:16 AM Unicorndance
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* Equal parts funny and TearJerker was Wednesday crying over a story in which a dragon dies in the first episode.
* "Morticia's Romance" had several funnies.
** Ophelia breaking things. When she does the dishes, she breaks most of the plates and when she plays the violin, she ''saws it in half'' with the bow.
** When she tries to kiss Gomez but [[TheKlutz knocks him into a bush instead]]
-->'''Ophelia''': "How was that?"
-->'''Gomez''': "That was green"
** Grandmama Addams and Granny Frump musing on how difficult it is to get lion-sitters these days.
** This conversation
-->'''Gomez''': "Did anyone tell you that you have the most beautiful brown eyes?"
-->'''Morticia''': "No, and my eyes are blue"
-->'''Gomez''': "No wonder nobody told you that!"
*** And later
-->'''Gomez''': "What colour did you say your eyes were?"
-->'''Morticia''': "Blue"
-->'''Gomez''': "Keep them that way"
** Gomez and Morticia when they kiss for the first time.
-->'''Gomez''': "I can't help myself"
-->'''Morticia''': "I can help myself, but I don't want to!"
** When Ophelia literally runs away with Cousin Itt.
*** And when she gets her crush on him...
-->'''Ophelia''': "I'm in love with a fine, handsome man"
-->'''Fester''': "Sounds like me but I'm her uncle!"
23rd Feb '17 1:25:31 PM Unicorndance
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* There's one episode in which Morticia, Fester, Grandmama and the children mishear something Gomez said and therefore think they are broke and try to make money but try to keep it a secret from Gomez so they don't hurt his feelings. When Gomez sees the children selling stuff, Morticia says that she wants to teach them the value of money, leading to this...
-->'''Gomez''': "This is a penny. Five pennies make a nickel, ten nickels make a dime, two dimes make a dollar. Do you understand?"
-->'''Pugsley & Wednesday''': (in unison) "Yes, father"
-->'''Gomez''': "Good. Now you both know the value of money."
23rd Feb '17 9:46:45 AM Erin582
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* After Debbie has [[spoiler: tied up the family to electrocute them]], she shows them her past through a slideshow, starting with her parents and her tenth birthday:
-->'''Debbie''': What did they get me instead? [[spoiler: [[ChewingTheScenery MALIBU BARBIE!]]]]
-->'''Gomez''': [[SarcasmMode The nightmare.]]
-->'''Morticia''': [[SarcasmMode The nerve.]]
-->'''Debbie''': ''[Whilst showing a slide of young self looking outraged]'' That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! ''Graceful! Delicate!'' They had to go! ''[Slide of the home [[DisproportionateRetribution in flames.]]]''
-->'''Debbie''': ''[While showing a slide of a smiling doctor]'' My first husband: the heart surgeon. All day long: coronaries, transplants...
-->'''Grandmama''': What about you?
-->'''Debbie''': Sorry about dinner, Deb: the Pope had a cold. ''[Shows a slide of the surgeon scared and cornered as a shadow of an ax looms above him.]]''
-->'''Grandmama''': An axe? [[RefugeInAudacity That takes me back!]]
22nd Feb '17 12:12:34 AM TitoMosquito
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-->'''Morticia:''' Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby [Beat] Right now.

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-->'''Morticia:''' Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby baby. [Beat] Right now.


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* Pugsley sings "Eat me!".
21st Feb '17 6:01:25 PM Unicorndance
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** Gomez's Zen Yogi move of hanging from the chandeleir.

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** Gomez's Zen Yogi move of hanging from the chandeleir.chandelier.


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* In one scene, Fester walked across some hot coals barefoot and [[MadeOfIron was unaffected]]. Gomez then did it with his shoes on and they burned up and Morticia said, "Maybe next time you should do it with your shoes off".
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