History Funny / TheAddamsFamily

31st Oct '17 3:08:49 PM SilentStranger
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* Norman Normanmeyer's song number "King Of the Polycotton Blues", a blues song about how much he wants to get rid of the Addams, with his son Junior pointing out why his different ideas wont work, because the Addams are TooKinkyToTorture.
** Another great song number is "The Fester Way", where Uncle Fester sings about his approach to life. At one point he even dresses up as MichaelJackson.
--> '''Fester''': I got your Thriller right here!
* The "Festerman" episodes, which revolve around a comic book Uncle Fester has been trying to get published (with no success), and stars a superhero version of himself.
28th Oct '17 11:39:17 AM tyrekecorrea
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* Fester admitting after [[spoiler: Debbie's death]] that he sometimes thinks about how, late at night, Debbie would say "JESUS Fester get back to your room!"

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* Fester admitting after [[spoiler: Debbie's death]] that he sometimes thinks about how, late at night, Debbie would say "JESUS Fester get Fester! Go back to your room!"



-->'''Debbie''': "Sorry about dinner, Deb: the Pope had a cold." ''[Shows a slide of the surgeon scared and cornered as a shadow of an ax looms above him.]]''

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-->'''Debbie''': "Sorry about dinner, Deb: the Pope had a cold." ''[Shows a slide of the surgeon scared and cornered as a shadow of an ax looms above him.]]'']''
28th Oct '17 11:34:05 AM tyrekecorrea
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* Itt taking Gomez' "you look like a haystack" as a compliment.

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* Itt taking Gomez' Gomez's "you look like a haystack" as a compliment.
11th Sep '17 7:07:15 PM Unicorndance
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** Morticia notes that Cousin Itt is a "rolling stone", to which Gomez notes that he seems to have gathered quite a bit of moss.
30th Aug '17 2:31:24 PM Unicorndance
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* When TheShrink claims that Gomez drove Fester away, he now is dealing with "the little black monster".
-->'''Gomez''': "Pugsley?!"
-->'''Psychologist''': "Guilt."
22nd Jul '17 11:08:24 PM Green_lantern40
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** "Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. We have to ''set a good example''. ''SET THIS!''

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** "Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. We have to ''set a good an example''. Oh, yeah?! ''SET THIS!''
22nd Jul '17 7:39:01 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Morticia:''' Oh no, Margaret! Too young!

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-->'''Morticia:''' Oh no, Margaret! [[DoWrongRight Too young!young]]!
2nd Jul '17 12:28:41 PM Unicorndance
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** Which leads to this.
--->'''Ophelia''': "I don't like poison sumac. It won't grow on my head."
--->'''Cousin Itt''': *gibberish*
--->'''Ophelia''': "Maybe I ''should'' get my head examined."



** When Morticia pretends that Cleopatra (the plant) is sick

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** When Morticia pretends that Cleopatra (the plant) is sicksick.



* When Fester, Gomez, and Morticia see Lurch playing an imaginary harpsichord
-->'''Morticia''': "We've left Lurch in the lurch"
** And in the same episode...
-->'''Gomez''': "Let's go to Lover's Leap!"
-->'''Fester''': "What do we do there?"
-->'''Gomez''': "We'll make love and you'll leap!"


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** When Fester, Gomez, and Morticia see Lurch playing an imaginary harpsichord
-->'''Morticia''': "We've left Lurch in the lurch"
** Also...
-->'''Gomez''': "Let's go to Lover's Leap!"
-->'''Fester''': "What do we do there?"
-->'''Gomez''': "We'll make love and you'll leap!"
22nd Jun '17 7:21:23 AM Shadowgazer
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** Though in The Musical, Wednesday does end up getting married (but not to Joel).



-->'''Gomez''': [[SarcasmMode The nightmare.]]
-->'''Morticia''': [[SarcasmMode The nerve.]]

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-->'''Gomez''': [[SarcasmMode [[FelonyMisdemeanor The nightmare.]]
-->'''Morticia''': [[SarcasmMode [[FelonyMisdemeanor The nerve.]]
24th Apr '17 4:48:36 PM Unicorndance
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-->'''Ophelia''': "I'm in love with a fine, handsome man"
-->'''Fester''': "Sounds like me but I'm her uncle!"

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-->'''Ophelia''': ---->'''Ophelia''': "I'm in love with a fine, handsome man"
-->'''Fester''': ---->'''Fester''': "Sounds like me but I'm her uncle!"



-->'''Morticia''': "Uncle Fester likes to charge himself up"
-->'''Girlfriend''': "'Charge himself up'? Does that mean he drinks?"
-->'''Morticia''': "Certainly not. Uncle Fester is electrical.
-->'''Girlfriend''': "'Electrical'?! What does that mean?"

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-->'''Morticia''': --->'''Morticia''': "Uncle Fester likes to charge himself up"
-->'''Girlfriend''': --->'''Girlfriend''': "'Charge himself up'? Does that mean he drinks?"
-->'''Morticia''': --->'''Morticia''': "Certainly not. Uncle Fester is electrical.
-->'''Girlfriend''': --->'''Girlfriend''': "'Electrical'?! What does that mean?"



-->'''Gomez''': "Never go to bed angry or on fire"

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-->'''Gomez''': --->'''Gomez''': "Never go to bed angry or on fire"


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* This conversation
-->'''Pugsley''': "We're bored"
-->'''Morticia''': "Then, go play in the cave."
-->'''Wednesday''': "We played there already"
-->'''Morticia''': "Then play in the swamp."
-->'''Visitor''': "Did you say 'cave' and 'swamp'?"
-->'''Morticia''': "It's not much, but there's plenty of room to romp."
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