History Funny / TheAddamsFamily

22nd Jul '17 11:08:24 PM Green_lantern40
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** "Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. We have to ''set a good example''. ''SET THIS!''

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** "Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. We have to ''set a good an example''. Oh, yeah?! ''SET THIS!''
22nd Jul '17 7:39:01 AM ironballs16
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-->'''Morticia:''' Oh no, Margaret! Too young!

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-->'''Morticia:''' Oh no, Margaret! [[DoWrongRight Too young!young]]!
2nd Jul '17 12:28:41 PM Unicorndance
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** Which leads to this.
--->'''Ophelia''': "I don't like poison sumac. It won't grow on my head."
--->'''Cousin Itt''': *gibberish*
--->'''Ophelia''': "Maybe I ''should'' get my head examined."



** When Morticia pretends that Cleopatra (the plant) is sick

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** When Morticia pretends that Cleopatra (the plant) is sicksick.



* When Fester, Gomez, and Morticia see Lurch playing an imaginary harpsichord
-->'''Morticia''': "We've left Lurch in the lurch"
** And in the same episode...
-->'''Gomez''': "Let's go to Lover's Leap!"
-->'''Fester''': "What do we do there?"
-->'''Gomez''': "We'll make love and you'll leap!"


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** When Fester, Gomez, and Morticia see Lurch playing an imaginary harpsichord
-->'''Morticia''': "We've left Lurch in the lurch"
** Also...
-->'''Gomez''': "Let's go to Lover's Leap!"
-->'''Fester''': "What do we do there?"
-->'''Gomez''': "We'll make love and you'll leap!"
22nd Jun '17 7:21:23 AM Shadowgazer
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** Though in The Musical, Wednesday does end up getting married (but not to Joel).



-->'''Gomez''': [[SarcasmMode The nightmare.]]
-->'''Morticia''': [[SarcasmMode The nerve.]]

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-->'''Gomez''': [[SarcasmMode [[FelonyMisdemeanor The nightmare.]]
-->'''Morticia''': [[SarcasmMode [[FelonyMisdemeanor The nerve.]]
24th Apr '17 4:48:36 PM Unicorndance
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-->'''Ophelia''': "I'm in love with a fine, handsome man"
-->'''Fester''': "Sounds like me but I'm her uncle!"

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-->'''Ophelia''': ---->'''Ophelia''': "I'm in love with a fine, handsome man"
-->'''Fester''': ---->'''Fester''': "Sounds like me but I'm her uncle!"



-->'''Morticia''': "Uncle Fester likes to charge himself up"
-->'''Girlfriend''': "'Charge himself up'? Does that mean he drinks?"
-->'''Morticia''': "Certainly not. Uncle Fester is electrical.
-->'''Girlfriend''': "'Electrical'?! What does that mean?"

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-->'''Morticia''': --->'''Morticia''': "Uncle Fester likes to charge himself up"
-->'''Girlfriend''': --->'''Girlfriend''': "'Charge himself up'? Does that mean he drinks?"
-->'''Morticia''': --->'''Morticia''': "Certainly not. Uncle Fester is electrical.
-->'''Girlfriend''': --->'''Girlfriend''': "'Electrical'?! What does that mean?"



-->'''Gomez''': "Never go to bed angry or on fire"

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-->'''Gomez''': --->'''Gomez''': "Never go to bed angry or on fire"


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* This conversation
-->'''Pugsley''': "We're bored"
-->'''Morticia''': "Then, go play in the cave."
-->'''Wednesday''': "We played there already"
-->'''Morticia''': "Then play in the swamp."
-->'''Visitor''': "Did you say 'cave' and 'swamp'?"
-->'''Morticia''': "It's not much, but there's plenty of room to romp."
16th Apr '17 2:49:29 PM Unicorndance
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** From "Lurch's Grand Romance"
---> '''Wednesday''': *puts the record on*, "This is amazing. It's called The Droop." *starts dancing, Lurch just stands there* "C'mon, now you try it".
---> '''Lurch (pointing to himself)''': "Me?"
---> '''Wednesday (still dancing)''': "I think Miss Trivia's a swinger"
---> '''Lurch''': "'Swinger'?"
---> '''Wednesday (still dancing)''': "You don't want Miss Trivia to think you're square, do ya?"
---> '''Lurch (croaky voice, shaking his head)''': "No."
---> '''Wednesday (still dancing)''': "Then if you learn to dance well, Miss Trivia will think you're boss!"
---> '''Lurch''': "'Boss'?"
---> '''Wednesday (still dancing)''': "Neat. Groovy. C'mon, try it"
---> '''Lurch starts dancing slowly and awkwardly, bent over'''
---> '''Wednesday (still dancing)''': "Loosen up a little; let yourself go!" *Lurch stomps his foot*
---> '''Miss Trivia (offscreen)''': *sings part of her Lucky Day song*
---> '''Wednesday (still dancing, Lurch waving his arms)''': "You got it, Lurch!"
---> '''Both keep dancing, Lurch jumps a bit'''
8th Apr '17 9:49:09 AM Scorntex
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** "Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. We have to ''set a good example''. ''SET THIS!''
* The councillors leading everyone in singing "Kumbaya" at Wednesday and Pugsley... and Wednesday's ''utterly horrified'' reaction.
3rd Apr '17 11:55:24 AM Unicorndance
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* In "Cleopatra, Green of the Nile", a potion Uncle Fester drank leads him to speak in rhyme. This leads to some funny moments.
--> '''Wednesday''': "You're talking funny, Uncle Fester"
--> '''Fester''': "Go find someone else to pester"

--> '''Fester''': "Instead of taking away my rhyme, you've just sent me back in time!"
* This conversation in "Death Visits the Addams Family"
--> '''[[GrimReaper Death]]''': "I have come for you"
--> '''Morticia''': "Something about a shoe?"
--> '''Death''': "I have come for you!"
--> '''Gomez''': "Why are gum clouds blue? I don't know"
21st Mar '17 5:48:11 PM Dravencour
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-->'''Grandmama''': A dentist.
-->'''Morticia''': Mama, stop!

to:

-->'''Grandmama''': A dentist.
An orthodontist.
-->'''Morticia''': Mama, please stop!



-->'''Debbie''': ''[Whilst showing a slide of young self looking outraged]'' That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! ''Graceful! Delicate!'' They had to go! ''[Slide of the home [[DisproportionateRetribution in flames.]]]''

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-->'''Debbie''': ''[Whilst showing a slide of young self looking outraged]'' That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was! I was a ballerina! ''Graceful! Delicate!'' They had to go! go. ''[Slide of the home [[DisproportionateRetribution in flames.]]]''



-->'''Grandmama''': What about you?
-->'''Debbie''': Sorry about dinner, Deb: the Pope had a cold. ''[Shows a slide of the surgeon scared and cornered as a shadow of an ax looms above him.]]''

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-->'''Grandmama''': What about you?
your needs?
-->'''Debbie''': Sorry "Sorry about dinner, Deb: the Pope had a cold. cold." ''[Shows a slide of the surgeon scared and cornered as a shadow of an ax looms above him.]]''



'''Gomez:''' ...Alfonso the enormous. Do I have to draw you a diagram?\\

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'''Gomez:''' ...[[BiggerIsBetterInBed Alfonso the enormous. Enormous.]] Do I have to draw you a diagram?\\
13th Mar '17 11:46:00 PM Unicorndance
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** They then put an ad in the newspaper for a "missing Thing, property of Addams" or something like that and get sent random objects.



-->'''Thing''': (hands up two fingers)

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-->'''Thing''': (hands (holds up two fingers)
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