History Funny / TheATeam

** And Murdock? Is enjoying driving the asylum doctors nuts by being TooKinkyToTorture. Then he receives a movie with 3D glasses, immediately figures out Hannibal's scheme via BatDeduction, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhdEKY1b0tk and goes through an extended sequence]] of handing out the glasses to his fellow patients and is fully prepared for the ridiculousness to come. Particularly giggle-worthy is the movie playing the series theme tune, finishing just as Hannibal crashes a Humvee right through the fourth wall into the theater. As it settles to a stop, the patients break out howling and applauding.

'''Tank''': ''(hits water, capsizing boat)''\\
'''Old woman''': ''(giggles like a schoolgirl)''

[[AC: [[Recap/TheATeamS2E13TheMalteseCow The Maltese Cow]]]]
* The A-Team dump Chris Thomas in front of the police station and speed away. Two officers notice him. Thomas tries to get away, but can only manage baby steps because the team tied his legs together.
* B.A., finally getting sick of Murdock's antics, chases him, gags him with a piece of tape, and turns his quirk-of-the-week around on him by saying he's the new private eye in town, who's got "The Maltese Fool".

[[AC: [[Recap/TheATeamS2E14InPlaneSight In Plane Sight]]]]
* Murdock, under disguise as pilot Dick Nash, grabs a bottle from a villain's desk and breaks it open to drink from it. After that he realizes he doesn't like the flavor, and drops it altogether to the floor.
* When the villains figure out Murdock isn't Nash, they chase him...[[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat and promptly turn and run the other way when they see Hannibal, B.A., and Face running at]] ''[[AttackAttackRetreatRetreat them.]]''

[[AC: [[Recap/TheATeamS2E20HarderThanItLooks Harder Than It Looks]]]]
* Face complaining "Why does he always do this to me?" at realizing what Hannibal did.
* This exchange:
--> '''Murdock:''' The colonel really bends my mind out shape, you know?\\
'''B.A.:''' If your mind was bent out of shape, it'd be straight, fool!

[[AC: [[Recap/TheATeamS2E7TheTaxicabWars The Taxicab Wars]]]]
* Murdock becoming Captain Cab and Captain Cab's timid alter-ego, Dr. Vern, veterinarian, and also voicing Captain Cab's sidekick sassy sock-puppet dog, Socky.
* B.A. grabs Murdock's bag away and complains about how he's got a cape and mask in there. Hannibal says, "No cowl?"

[[AC: Labor Pains]]

-->'''Murdock:''' Sorry boys, gotta run! Can't finish the movie! Do let me know how it ends....

** After Face gets the [[CrazyAwesome bright idea]] to use the tank's weapons to take out the drones, Murdock is giddy with excitement. B.A. is … not.

** After Face gets the [[CrazyAwesome bright idea]] to use the tank's weapons to take out the drones, Murdock is giddy with excitement.
-->'''Murdock:''' Come on, Face! Let me have a turn!
** B.A. is Not Happy.
-->'''B.A.:''' Why are we in a falling tank?!\\

'''B.A.:''' What... What? When?!\\

'''B.A.:''' Huh? What Reapers?\\
'''Murdock:''' [Giggling] The same ones that’re still trying to kill us!\\

'''B.A.:''' I know! 'Cause we're ''FALLING'', fool!

** And Murdock? Is enjoying driving the asylum doctors nuts by being TooKinkyToTorture. Then he receives a movie with 3D glasses, immediately figures out Hannibal's scheme via BatDeduction, and goes through an extended sequence of handing out the glasses to his fellow patients and is fully prepared for the ridiculousness to come. Particularly giggle-worthy is the movie playing the series theme tune, finishing just as Hannibal crashes a Humvee right through the fourth wall into the theater(!).

* After Murdock is broken out of a psychiatric hospital during a 3D movie:
-->"You guys should see this in 3D! It's like we're really getting shot at!"

'''Hannibal:''' Technically we're not flying anymore!\\

* "You spin me right round, baby, right round..."
** "Who ''is'' this guy?!"

* Let's face it, that whole episode is pretty much one big CrowningMomentOfFunny.

* After escaping from jail in 'Bad Rock' and locking the sheriff in his own cells the A Team are forced to come back and release him in order to deal with a biker gang.

* While they're posing as civilians to get intel on the bad guys, Hannibal gets punched and Face gets knocked into a basket (?) After the incident is over, one of the victims of the week examines Hannibal and finds that the guy who punched him broke a rib. Face asks if a doctor is out of the question. Hannibal responds that he'll go on without one...and Face looks at his little finger, which has a bit of blood, [[MinorInjuryOverreaction seemingly indicating that he wasn't talking about Hannibal's broken rib.]]

* Face's entire conversation with Louanne during his priest scam from that same episode. His absolute {{adorkable}}ness while pretending to be the priest is a major part of what makes this scene so funny. His expressions throughout are just priceless, as is his delivery. This bit in particular:

* The army offers Hannibal, Face, and B.A. a MercyLead for rescuing one of their old commanders, B.A. isn't keen on taking it, railing repeatedly about how the general called him a liar and nobody calls B.A. Baracas a liar. It gets to where Hannibal has to stop him and say that he thinks he's made that point.

* Also, Face's "wedding". Particularly B.A. having to give him one of his oversized rings to put on the bride's finger and the silly face B.A. makes for the wedding video.

* A robber carjacks Murdock and demands he drive him somewhere in the van. Murdock warns him that stealing B.A.'s precious van is "like taking downtown Tokyo away from Godzilla."

* During the funeral, Jack Lane goes up to spit in Hannibal's face...and gets a nasty surprise when [[spoiler: the "deceased"]] sits up very much alive. The shock on his face is absolutely priceless.

* When the passports for Murdock (dresses as an Orthodox rabbi) and B.A. (dressed in comically-stereotypical African garb) get mixed up, [[spoiler: with B.A. getting the one saying he's a Rabbi while Murdock gets the one which says he's from Tanzania ''with the check-in clerk being from Tanzania himself''. BA thinks quickly and pulls a story out of his ass about a life-changing conversion to Judaism. After a little stuttering, Murdock reveals he is able to speak in flawless Swahili and manages to convince the Tanzanian check-in clerk he is from Tanzania]].

* After Murdock is [[spoiler:broken out of a psychiatric hospital during a 3D movie]]:

* Hannibal saying "whoopsie" after he's just ''ran over'' [[spoiler:Pike]]; something about the [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] ''glee'' in Liam Neeson's voice is absolutely hysterical.

* When the passports for Murdock and B.A. get mixed up, [[spoiler: with B.A. getting the one saying he's a Rabbi while Murdock gets the one which says he's from Tanzania ''with the check-in clerk being from Tanzania himself''. After a little stuttering, Murdock reveals he is able to speak in flawless Swahili and manages to convince the Tanzanian check-in clerk he is from Tanzania]].

* Just about anything Murdock says counts as one right after another, but one particularly notable example is the German fisherman's wife.
* Speaking of the ''hausfrau'', her expression when her husband gets dunked is priceless.
** And then when the tank drives out of the water, with US ARMY prominently marked on the side, Murdock pops out of the commander's hatch and asks for directions to Berlin.

* Murdock's...unique style of barbecueing steaks.
-->"It's only partial paralysis. Come on. Take it like a man!"

* This exchange:

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'''B.A.:''' I BLAME ''YOU,'' HANNIBAL!!!

* Speaking of the wife, her expression when her husband gets dunked is priceless.

** And Murdock? Is enjoying driving the asylum doctors nuts by being TooKinkyToTorture. Then he receives a movie with 3D glasses, immediately figures out Hannibal's scheme via BatDeduction, and goes through an extended sequence of handing out the glasses to his fellow patients and is fully prepared for the ridiculousness to come. Particularly giggle-worthy is the movie playing the series theme tune, finishing just as Hannibal crashes a Humvee right through the fourth wall into the projection room(!).

** And Murdock? Is enjoying driving the asylum doctors nuts by being TooKinkyToTorture. Then he receives a movie with 3D glasses, immediately figures out Hannibal's scheme via BatDeduction, and goes through an extended sequence of handing out the glasses to his fellow patients and is fully prepared when Hannibal crashes a Humvee right through the wall. Particularly giggle-worthy is the movie playing the series theme tune.

* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "So Satan walks into this bar..."]]

'''Face''': What the hell is that?!
'''Murdock:''' But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!

''[Reaper drones begin attack]''\\
'''Murdock:''' We are currently being engaged by Reaper drones... And they bring down planes all the time!

-->'''Hannibal''' ''[high-pitched, delicate voice]'': I '' hate'' violence. I just hate it.
-->''[[HypocriticalHumor Hannibal smacks down the guy and knocks him out.]]''

--> '''Sheriff:''' "You came back"
--> '''Hannibal:''' "That's right."
--> '''Sheriff:''' "Okay, I'll bite. Why?"
--> '''Face:''' "You're supposed to count to a hundred and yell ready or not."

--> '''Face''' ''[reads Murdock's list]:'' Are you nuts?
--> '''Murdock:''' [[InsultBackfire Absolutely and totally]].
--> '''Face:''' How am I gonna get all this stuff out here in the middle of nowhere?
--> '''Murdock:''' Hey you always say you can get anything, anywhere, anytime.
--> '''Face:''' Yeah, but I -
--> '''Murdock:''' Think of it as a challenge. [[NoodleIncident How did you get that '53 Cadillac convertible in the jungles of 'Nam?]]
--> * {{Beat}}*
--> '''Murdock:''' How ''did'' you get that '53 Cadillac convertible in the jungles of 'Nam?
--> '''Face''' ''[smirks]'': Professional secret.

--> '''Face:''' You're such a sweet soul. So innocent, pretty...just like...Mary Anne.
--> '''Louanne:''' Mary Anne? ''[Face nods]'' My name's Louanne.
--> '''Face:''' Really?
--> '''Louanne:''' Y'know I've always been kinda fascinated with priests because they aren't allowed...I mean, they don't...
--> '''Face:''' Ah. But sometimes...they do.
--> '''Louanne:''' Oh no...you and Mary Anne?
--> '''Face:''' Sometimes the runner...stumbles.
--> '''Louanne:''' Oh, Father, I'm truly sorry. What can I do to help?
--> '''Face:''' Well...[[ItMakesSenseInContext would you happen to have a gasoline engine?]]
--> '''Louanne:''' Gasoline engine?
--> '''Face:''' Y'know, for my power lawn mower.
--> '''Louanne:''' You want a...power lawn mower?

--> '''Face:''' Murdock, uh, what's gonna happen?
--> '''Murdock:''' Looks like we gonna crash.
--> '''Face''': ''[laughs nervously]'': C'mon, really, what's gonna happen?
--> '''Murdock:''' It looks like we gonna crash...and die.

-->'''B.A.''': "You crashed the plane!"
-->'''Murdock''': "No, no, no, no. [[DistinctionWithoutADifference I merely relocated the aircraft with extreme prejudice because of a TOTAL LOSS OF THRUST AND LIFT FUNCTIONS!!!]]"

--> '''MP:''' Well, Colonel Lynch, chasing Hannibal Smith as much as we have, I've come to appreciate his sense of humor.
--> '''Lynch:''' Sense of humor? You think that's funny then, Hannibal Smith working under the name of 'Lynch'?
--> '''MP:''' Well I mean considering the fact that we've looked everywhere for him, and all this time he's working in the open under your very name.
--> ''*Lynch glares at him*''
--> * {{Beat}}*
--> '''MP:''' Well, no, sir, [[BlatantLies I don't think that's funny.]]

--> '''Murdock:''' The colonel really bends my mind out shape, you know?
--> '''B.A.:''' If your mind was bent out of shape, it'd be straight, fool!

-->'''Villain:''' "You're nuts!"
-->'''Murdock:''' "No, I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted."

-->'''Hannibal:''' "Are these the only guys in the van, Murdock?"
-->'''Murdock:''' "Yes, sir. I checked for invisibles, but they didn't have any with them."

-->'''Face''': It could have happened to anyone.
-->'''Hannibal''': Yes, but it always happens to you!

-->'''Frankie:''' I wanted to have kids. Do you think we can still have kids, Murdock?
-->'''Murdock:''' I don't think I know you well enough.

-->'''Baracus:''' YOU PANCAKED MY VAN!! IM'MA KILL YOU, FOOL!!!
-->'''Murdock:''' You can't park there, it's a handicapped zone!

'''Kyle:''' "Are you sure?" ''(He hesitantly puts the gun to Pike's head.*\\

-->'''Pike:''' *As an agent pulls out a gun.* "Hey. What are you doing? In the car?"\\

'''Pike:''' *Agent drops his silencer.* "Way to go. That's brilliant, right there. What are you doing? What is he doing?" *Agent puts his gun between his legs, barrel pointing up.* "Jesus."\\

'''Kyle:''' *Screwing the silencer in the wrong direction.* "It's a European silencer."\\
'''Pike:''' "It's a suppressor. Counter-clockwise. You're holding a gun like that? You've held a gun like that before and you're still here? That's amazing." *Kyle points the gun at Pike's chest, putting the agent sitting on Pike's other side directly in the line of fire.* "Don't point that thing... Jesus. Final request, don't let this guy shoot me, please."\\

'''Kyle:''' "Are you sure?" *He hesitantly puts the gun to Pike's head.*\\
'''Pike:''' "There you go, right there. Before you hurt somebody besides me." *He proceeds to disarm Kyle and hand his gun to the other agent. Lynch immediately points his own gun at Pike.* "There you go. We're okay. We're okay." *He reveals his open handcuffs.* "Never cuff a man in a seated position with his hands behind his back. Makes it impossible to see the hands."\\

'''Lynch:''' "I like that. I like that a lot." *The other agent, Brad, gets a phone call and he answers it with the gun still in his hand. Lynch turns to Kyle.* "Are you all right, you idiot?"\\

'''Lynch:''' "Who are you talking to?" *Brad has his left hand, the hand holding the gun, over his free ear so that he can hear what the phone is saying.* "Brad, phone or gun."\\

'''Pike:''' *The gun's barrel swings dangerously close to his head.* "Hey, hey."

--->'''BGM''': ''([[StandardSnippet Old Europe accordion music]])''\\

'''Murdock:''' ...Recently!

'''Old Man''': ''([[DeathByLookingUp looks up)''\\

--->'''Old woman''': [[FunWithSubtitles It's not fair to the fish! You're cheating!]]\\

''(tank hits water, capsizing boat)''\\
'''Old woman''': (giggles like a schoolgirl)