History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2014

--> '''Mikey:''' No! Leo! April! [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And that other guy!]] They were so young... So beautiful...

* Early on in the movie, Raph questions Leo's leadership by asking who put him in charge to begin with. Leo's response? YourMom.

--> '''Raph:''' ''[speeding past]'' They ain't dead, numbnuts!

-->"I only saw {{Batman}} once..."

* As the Turtles try to rush Shredder, Michelangelo tries to shout "Cowabunga!" That is, until Shredder kicks everyone but Donatello in the face.

--> '''Mikey:''' They were too young to die! They were too ''pretty'' to die!

'''Mikey:''' They were too young to die! They were too ''pretty'' to die!
'''Raph:''' ''[speeding past]'' They ain't dead, numbnuts!

* The Turtle's Van horn is a jingle version of the original theme song (specifically the "heroes in a half shell" lyric)

* The Turtles take an elevator to [[spoiler: to get to their fight with the Shredder]]. During the wait, they start beatboxing with the elevator music and [[MoodKiller stopped once they saw Shredder]].

* A recent preview showed the Turtles waiting in an elevator to [[spoiler: get to their fight with the Shredder]]. During the wait, they start beatboxing with the elevator music and [[MoodKiller stopped once they saw Shredder]].

** Fridge humor can be found in Pizza Hut being the primary source of the Turtles' pizza cravings (aka product placement through the boxes)... since [[http://commercialobserver.com/2013/12/why-dominos-soars-in-nyc-while-pizza-hut-plummets/ THERE ARE NO PIZZA HUTs IN NYC]].

* Leo warning April not to tell anyone about them, or they'd find her. Mikey agrees and taunts "yeeeeaaah, we'll find you" before apologizing for sounding super-creepy and quickly adding "We will find you though".

** Fridge humor can be found in Pizza Hut being the primary source of the Turtles' pizza cravings (aka product placement through the boxes)... since [[http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/02/pizza-hut-and-the-walk-of-shame.html THERE ARE NO PIZZA HUT ESTABLISHMENTS IN NYC]].

* [[spoiler: Shredder actually says "tonight I dine on turtle soup!"]]

* Master Splinter is punishing the boys for their silence about why they left their home with various balancing exercises. Everyone is roughly holding on, and then he breaks out the pizza. The "legendary" 99 cheese pizza.

* Mikey singing along to "Happy Together" to try and impress April. The movie manages to not not ruin the joke by never reminding the audience that the song was a hit for...The Turtles.

** This will undoubtedly be followed by a CMOA in the movie, because obviously they will.

* Two words: MC Mikey

* Mikey singing along to "Happy Together" to try and impress April. The movie manages to not not ruin the joke by never reminding the audience that the song was a hit for...The Turtles.

* The turtles trying to sneak into [[spoiler: Sacks' tower]] to stop the Shredder's plans, only to run into a room filled with a couple dozen armed Foot soldiers. There's several beats of silence (during which we literally hear a pin drop), before the Foot charge.

* The [[ProductPlacement Pizza Hut commercial]], in which the brothers break in, Donnie makes Cheesy Bites, and they vanish without a trace... followed by a hilariously Narmy [[MemeticMutation "Thanks to the Ninja Turtles Cheesy Bites are back!"]] from the narrator.

* "Oh, look, [[GutturalGrowler he's doin' his]] {{Batman}} [[GutturalGrowler voice!]]"

* Michelangelo [[RecklessGunUsage accidentally blows up Vernon's car]] with the Turtle Van's ([[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012 Shellraiser's?]]) guns.

* As the Turtles look at the monitors detailing a hostage situation in the subway, Mikey points out a monitor showing a [[MemeticMutation cat on a piano playing "Chopsticks" with chopsticks]].

* "Oh, look, [[GutturalGrowler he's doin' his]] {{Batman}} [[GutturalGrowler voice!]]"

* Whilst in the middle of celebrating a victory, bragging about how they were unseen by anyone, the Turtles are followed by April, who promptly takes a photograph of them in the middle of a group high-five (three?).
-->"What was that?"
-->"It's a camera flash..."
** [[ButtMonkey Donnie]] being left hanging
* Michelangelo [[RecklessGunUsage accidentally blows up a car]] (presumably April's or Vernon's) with the Turtle Van's ([[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012 Shellraiser's?]]) guns.
-->*sheepishly* "My bad. Still figuring out the buttons."

* Mikey doing the "mind: blown" gesture.

* April calling them "Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers". Donnie notes that when she puts it like that it sounds ridiculous.
* Donnie's OhCrap reaction to the Foot soldiers having guns, with a high-pitched voice to add to it.
* The [[ProductPlacement Pizza Hut commercial]], in which the brothers break in, Donnie makes Cheesy Bites, and they vanish without a trace... followed by a hilariously Narmy [[MemeticMutation "Thanks to the Ninja Turtles Cheesy Bites are back!"]] from the narrator.
* A recent preview showed the Turtles waiting in an elevator to [[spoiler: get to their fight with the Shredder]]. During the wait, they start beatboxing with the elevator music and [[MoodKiller stopped once they saw Shredder]].
** Especially hilarious is when [[TheStoic Leonardo]] starts ''headbanging''.
* As the Turtles try to rush Shredder, Michelangelo tries to shout "Cowabunga!" That is, until Shredder kicks everyone but Donatello in the face.
* Donatello asking his brothers to let him be the badass for once. And this crosses with CrowningMomentOfAwesome, since he actually kicks some ass.
* [[spoiler: Shredder actually says "tonight I dine on turtle soup!"]]
* The Turtles all dancing to "Hollaback Girl" in a flashback.
* [[spoiler: Leo, Donnie, and Mikey [[CaffeineBulletTime hyped up on adrenaline]].]]