History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987

** "Enter The Fly" was largely dark, but it had a few humorous moments:
*** After the initial plan involving the Twin Towers fails:

*** Baxter-Fly has no sense of location:

--->'''April:''' Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people saw you!\\

'''Shredder:''' ''(frustrated)'' [[TitleDrop Turtles, turtles, everywhere]], and not a blasted ninja among them!\\

---->'''Leonardo:''' Come on, Irma, [[SarcasmMode you're a big girl, now!]]

-->'''Professor''': Well, look for yourself. *displays rope* It's made in Japan!

'''Bebop:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint But we did. But then you came busting in and we]]-\\

-->'''Leonardo:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution Warning shots]] for '''''jaywalking'''''?! You must have a loose fuse!
-->'''April O'Neil:''' For sure! This city has '''''ENOUGH''''' potholes in it already!
-->'''LEX-1:''' The prisoners will be put on [[DisproportionateRetribution bread and water]] for making wisecracks! Do you have any last words ?
-->'''April O'Neil:''' [[SevenDirtyWords I can think of a few]], '''(AsideGlance)''' but, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they're not appropriate for television]]!

-->'''Bebop:''' I can't help it, Rocksteady. Lightning gives me the willies?

--->'''Rocksteady:''' Uh-oh! It ain't here! I must've dropped it?

** This classic bit from Shredder: "I wasn't explaining it to you, *turns to camera, points at audience* [[BreakingTheFourthWall I was explaining it to them!]]"

**

-->'''Shredder:''' Faster, baby! Feel the burn!
-->'''Krang:''' Never...let them...see you...sweat!

-->'''Vernon:''' We need a trick question! What's a trick question?
-->'''Burne:''' Here's one. WHY DID I EVER HIRE YOU!?

--->'''Burne:''' ''What?!'' You waste my time and my crew on some stupid little poodle? Out, out, ''out!''
--->'''Vernon:''' Hmph! In France they're called "The pit bulls of par-ee!"

--> '''Raphael''': "Are you sure you can drive this thing?"\\
'''Donatello''': "How hard can it be? Bebop and Rocksteady do it all the time."
* And that time when the turtles get stuck in a tarpit:
--> '''Leonardo''': "Don't worry! Someone's bound to come along and pull us out!"\\
'''Raphael''': "Yeah! Like some archaeologist, ''fifty billion years from now!''"

--->*The small group of sailors are still throwing out cat calls and wolf whistles towards April and Irma*

--->'''Vernon:''' And just ''where'' do you think ''you're'' sneaking off too?

*** Later still, after Donatello brings Irma a cure for her growth in the form of a giant capsul:

* Shredder comes up with a rather brilliant idea; start a pizza business and use his enemies' TrademarkFavoriteFood as bait to find their hideout under the guise of a pizza delivery. Unfortunately for him, he grossly underestimated the BigApplesauce. Queue a montage of him ''absolutely'' sure that his latest order is so odd that only the Turtles could have ordered it only to deliver it to seemingly every frat house, foodie masochist, and pregnant woman in New York City.

* At the Channel 6 costume party.
-->'''Vernon:''' May I have your attention please? It's time to announce the winner of the costume contest! The winning costume is... the Teenage... Mutant... Ninja... ''Aardvark''!

-->*The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Aardvark" steps onto the stage to accept its award, much to the Turtles' annoyance*

-->*Burne removes his mask*
-->'''Donatello:''' ''Burne Thompson''? How come ''his'' costume won over "ours"?!

--->'''Rocksteady:''' Open, says me?\\

'''Krang:''' Precisely, DUMP-1000 is efficient, eventually it will bring you the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Until then Shredder, get off my back! ''(hangs up)''\\
'''Shredder:''' ''(frustrated)'' [[TitleDrop Turtles turtles everywhere]], and not a blasted ninja among them!\\

---> '''Donatello:''' Cufflinks are disappearing all over the city. But why? What could the robbers possibly want?
---> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[CaptainObvious They want... cufflinks!]]
---> '''Raphael:''' Can we pretend we've never met?
---> '''Donatello:''' But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling! It's baffling! It's-
---> '''Raphael:''' INCREDIBLY STUPID!

---> '''Leonardo:''' Look! The Beaver's hideout!
---> '''Donatello:''' Ooh, you mean that incredibly stylish four story shopping mall?
---> '''Leonardo:''' No, I mean that incredibly rundown old warehouse next to the mall!
---> '''Michaelangelo:''' How come these gangster dudes alway hang out in old abandoned warehouses?
---> '''Raphael:''' Because there aren't any old abandoned luxury penthouse suites.
** The Turtles are forced to break into a mansion that is entirely pizza-themed, including the booby traps. Raphael also had to open his big mouth.
---> (The Turtles dodge getting sliced into by razor-edged pizza trays)
---> '''Michaelangelo:''' Killer pizza trays!? Heavy duty!
---> '''Donatello:''' Boy, this guy's even more hung up over pizza than we are!
---> '''Raphael:''' Yeah! [[TemptingFate What's he gonna do next? Spray us with tomato sauce?]] (walks by an armor suit just as the helmet opens up and... sprays him in the face with tomato sauce) Gyah! I HAD to ask.

--> '''Splinter''': ''(sniffing)'' Someone in that building has just come from a hospital.\\

--> '''Baxter Stockman''': Fire at will!\\

'''Baxter Stockman''': Nevermind! Just fire at all of them!

--> '''Leonardo''': Turtles, fight with honor!
--> '''Shredder''': (whipping out a laser rifle) Yes, but ''I'' fight '''dirty!'''

--> '''Raphael''': I'll bet anything Shredder's behind this!
--> '''Michelangelo''': What makes you say that, dude?
--> '''Raphael''': Well, [[LampshadeHanging isn't he always]]?

'''Bebop:''' But we did. But then you came busting in and we-\\

* In "Blast From The Past" the ghost tells Shredder that in order to prove he is the original Foot Clan sensei he must perform the dreaded "Cur-Li Maneuver" he makes it clear he doesn't know it, later Splinter after regaining his memory demonstrates it, it consists of dancing around his opponent going "woo woo, woo" like [[Film/TheThreeStooges Curly Howard]], slapping his opponent and bonking them on the head going "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk".

* [[https://youtu.be/6bdHBoG2bLY Shreeka's ring melting]] in "Shreeka's Revenge" [[ChewingTheScenery has to be seen to be believed.]]

'''Bebop:''' But we did. But then you came busting in and we--\\

'''Shredder:''' Cretins! Didn't I just say its a hologram?

--->'''Vernon:''' *Scoffs* For Pete's sake, Irma, for once, could you stop thinking about food?

*** And to top it off, Rocksteady winds up falling in love with April

-->'''April O'Neil:''' [[SevenDirtyWords I can think of a few]], '''(AsideGlance)''' but, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they're]] [[MediaWatchdog not]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar appropriate]] [[SnarkBait for]] [[FamilyFriendly television]]!

''[A giant tortoise (deliberately?) steps on Shredder's foot]''\\

'''Bebop:''' Bye bye, bozo!

-->Later still, after Donatello brings Irma a cure for her growth in the form of a giant capsul:
--->'''Irma:''' Ah, forget it, I can't swallow pills! When I was little, my mother gave me my medicine in a spoonful of ice cream.
--->'''Leonardo:''' Come on, Irma, [[SarcasmMode you're a big girl, now!]]
--->'''Raphael:''' Yeah. ''[[DeadpanSnarker Really]]'' [[DeadpanSnarker big]].
--> And, of course, anytime Giant Irma accidentally steps on a car, or bumps into a building, or destroys something else in her clumsiness, [[ApologizesALot and apologizes for each thing she wrecks]].

-->'''April:''' Nice going, Raphael! Only half the people saw you!\\

-->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.

-->'''Vernon''': Ugh, his brain is in his ''stomach''...

-->'''Shredder:''' This place is a pig sty! I thought I told you to clean it up!\\

-->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer toitle!\\

-->'''Shredder:''' I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.\\

-->'''Rocksteady:''' Just like a shooting gallery!\\

-->'''Shredder:''' ''(seeing his synthesizer destroyed)'' What happened to my beautiful synthesizer?!\\

--->'''LEX-1:''' When will you humans realize that ''crime does not pay''?
--->'''Leonardo:''' [[DisproportionateRetribution Warning shots]] for '''''jaywalking'''''?! You must have a loose fuse!
--->'''April O'Neil:''' For sure! This city has '''''ENOUGH''''' potholes in it already!
--->'''LEX-1:''' The prisoners will be put on [[DisproportionateRetribution bread and water]] for making wisecracks! Do you have any last words ?
--->'''April O'Neil:''' [[SevenDirtyWords I can think of a few]], '''(AsideGlance)''' but, [[BreakingTheFourthWall they're]] [[MediaWatchdog not]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar appropriate]] [[SnarkBait for]] [[FamilyFriendly television]]!

--->'''Rocksteady:''' Easy, Bebop! You're gonna make me drop this thing!
--->'''Bebop:''' I can't help it, Rocksteady. Lightning gives me the willies?

---> '''April:''' Oh Nurse Metalhead!
---> '''Metalhead:''' (comes in wearing a nurse hat and holding medications) Alright! Everybody in bed, and I mean now!
---> '''Donatello:''' (slaps himself on the head) I've created a Frankenstein...

--->'''Secretary:''' Education?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' I got four years of [[BuffySpeak science school]].
--->'''Secretary:''' And what did you study?
--->'''Rocksteady:''' I didn't study anything. They studied me!

--->'''Krang:''' I could use the computer to analyze the atmosphere's atoms for a cure, but there's one problem.
--->'''Shredder:''' What is it?
--->'''Krang:''' I'm too scared to touch the computer!

-->'''Krang:''' According to the computer, a bombardment of neutrons from the generator downstairs will counteract the ray's effects.\\

-->'''Shredder:''' Have you two idiots found that ray yet? Well, answer me, you peabrain pinheads!\\

---> '''Raphael:''' If he starts singing, I'd advise you to change the channel.

-->'''Burne:''' ''What?!'' You waste my time and my crew on some stupid little poodle? Out, out, ''out!''
-->'''Vernon:''' Hmph! In France they're called "The pit bulls of par-ee!"

-->'''Rocksteady:''' Open, says me?\\

-->'''Shredder:''' No, no, NO! You're bringing me the wrong turtles!\\

-->'''Donatello:''' Hey, you let me out or I'll call my lawyer!\\

---> '''Raphael:''' Ha! You couldn't hit me with... (eyes widened as Bebop and Rocksteady roll a monster truck-sized tire at him) ... A RUBBER TIRE! (gets nailed by it) You ever get that rundown feeling...?

--> '''Donatello:''' Cufflinks are disappearing all over the city. But why? What could the robbers possibly want?
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[CaptainObvious They want... cufflinks!]]
--> '''Raphael:''' Can we pretend we've never met?
--> '''Donatello:''' But why steal cufflinks? It's mind-boggling! It's baffling! It's-
--> '''Raphael:''' INCREDIBLY STUPID!

--> '''Leonardo:''' Look! The Beaver's hideout!
--> '''Donatello:''' Ooh, you mean that incredibly stylish four story shopping mall?
--> '''Leonardo:''' No, I mean that incredibly rundown old warehouse next to the mall!
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' How come these gangster dudes alway hang out in old abandoned warehouses?
--> '''Raphael:''' Because there aren't any old abandoned luxury penthouse suites.

--> (The Turtles dodge getting sliced into by razor-edged pizza trays)
--> '''Michaelangelo:''' Killer pizza trays!? Heavy duty!
--> '''Donatello:''' Boy, this guy's even more hung up over pizza than we are!
--> '''Raphael:''' Yeah! [[TemptingFate What's he gonna do next? Spray us with tomato sauce?]] (walks by an armor suit just as the helmet opens up and... sprays him in the face with tomato sauce) Gyah! I HAD to ask.

The Turtles sense the latest plot in the offing, prompting this exchange:

--> '''Raphael''': Well, [[LampshadeHanging isn't he ''always'']]?

--> '''Raphael''': Well isn't he ''always''?

-->'''Shreeka''': OOOOOOOH NOOOOO! IT'S ''MELTING!'' MY PRECIOUS POWER RING, GOOOOOOONE ''FOOOOOREVEEEEEER!'' (''loud bird-like screech'')

-->'''Bebop:''' Its that surfer turtle!\\
'''Rocksteady:''' Let's turn him into turtle mush!\\

* In "A Thing About Rats", Raph threatened Baxter Stockman by saying if he doesn't cooperate, he's gonna get... ''sarcastic''!
** Baxter's TitleDrop when making a remark about the Shredder.
-->'''Baxter:''' That guy must really have a thing about rats.

--> '''Michaelangelo:''' (snaps fingers) I know! [[StatingTheObvious They want... cufflinks!]]