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-->''Roy:'' You all played like a bunch of little pricks! Except for Kokoruda. Way to put your body on the line out there.
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-->''Roy:'' You all played like a bunch of little pricks! Except for Kokoruda. Way to put your body on the line out there.
-->''Roy:'' You all played like a bunch of little pricks! Except for Kokoruda. Way to put your body on the line out there.
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* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapultNightmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"
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* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapultNightmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"''[[SubvertedCatchphrase DEATH]]''!!!"
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* The sheer incongruity of seeing Roy, a tough and angry footballer, cuddling with his niece in her girly bedroom while reading ''Literature/AWrinkleInTime'' aloud in his usual, growly voice. Then the lesson Ted wanted Roy to learn sinks in...
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* The sheer incongruity of seeing Roy, a tough and angry footballer, cuddling with his niece in her girly bedroom while reading ''Literature/AWrinkleInTime'' aloud in his usual, growly voice. Then He gets to the part where the main character realizes she has to be the one to save her brother and the lesson Ted wanted Roy to learn sinks in...
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* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapaultNighmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"
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* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapaultNighmare [[CatapultNightmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"
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* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapultNighmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"
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* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapultNighmare [[CatapaultNighmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"
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** When Phoebe points out that he owes her a pound for each time he swears, he just tells her to put it on his tab. She then proceeds to tally each swear as he goes on a rant and says that his latest total is £1236.
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** When Phoebe points out that he owes her a pound for each time he swears, he just tells her to put it on his tab. She then proceeds to tally each swear as he goes on a rant and says that his latest total is £1236.£1236.
** Roy's yoga group is revealed as the tough and angry footballer cheerfully settles in with a group of older women for an evening of wine and trashy television.
** Roy's yoga group is revealed as the tough and angry footballer cheerfully settles in with a group of older women for an evening of wine and trashy television.
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!!Season 1
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* After an entire season managing Richmond, Ted ''still'' doesn't know what the offside rule is and asks a linesman during the middle of the climactic match. Confused, the linesman just walks away. Later, Beard comes up to talk to Ted in what the commentators assume is a discussion over strategy. Nope, it's just Beard explaining what the offside rule is, using fictional players named "Ketchup" and "Vinegar" to illustrate the concept.
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* After an entire season managing Richmond, Ted ''still'' doesn't know what the offside rule is and asks a linesman during the middle of the climactic match. Confused, the linesman just walks away. Later, Beard comes up to talk to Ted in what the commentators assume is a discussion over strategy. Nope, it's just Beard explaining what the offside rule is, using fictional players named "Ketchup" and "Vinegar" to illustrate the concept.concept.
!!Season 2
[[AC:Goodbye Earl]]
* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapultNighmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"
* Roy's subplot in the premiere:
** We see that he's taken a coaching gig since his playing career ended and he's delivering a blistering post-match speech to his team...an Under-9 girls team that hang onto his every word.
** When Phoebe points out that he owes her a pound for each time he swears, he just tells her to put it on his tab. She then proceeds to tally each swear as he goes on a rant and says that his latest total is £1236.
!!Season 2
[[AC:Goodbye Earl]]
* Dani's depression in the wake of killing AFC Richmond's mascot is mined for laughs, including dream where he takes a penalty against an animated dog goalie that explodes into a bloody mess, causing him to [[CatapultNighmare jolt awake]] and scream "Fútbol is ''DEATH''!!!"
* Roy's subplot in the premiere:
** We see that he's taken a coaching gig since his playing career ended and he's delivering a blistering post-match speech to his team...an Under-9 girls team that hang onto his every word.
** When Phoebe points out that he owes her a pound for each time he swears, he just tells her to put it on his tab. She then proceeds to tally each swear as he goes on a rant and says that his latest total is £1236.
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* Before the scene gets into {{Tearjerker}} territory, Roy can be seen singing along to Rebecca's performance of [[WesternAnimation/Frozen2013 "Let It Go"]]. Clearly he's watched the movie with Phoebe several times.
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* After Ted talked about him and Higgins having salads for lunch, Ted leaves Rebecca's office. When Higgins makes a salad pun, Ted barges back into the room, startling Rebecca, because of how proud he is of Higgins's pun.
* After checking out how bad the water pressure is in the showers, Ted asks that "somebody oughta check that thing's prostate". And then, later in the episode, Ted gets the water pressure fixed, causing an unassuming Colin to get floored when he turns on the shower.
* After checking out how bad the water pressure is in the showers, Ted asks that "somebody oughta check that thing's prostate". And then, later in the episode, Ted gets the water pressure fixed, causing an unassuming Colin to get floored when he turns on the shower.
* Roy's [[BadImpressionists terrible impression]] of Ted Lasso, complete with cowboy accent and finger guns. Keeley does her own impression of Roy, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny which Roy admits is pretty good]].
-->'''Roy:''' Howdy y'all, cowboys. My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas. Pow Pow Pow Pow!\\
...\\
'''Keeley:''' I'm Roy Kent. And I get paid to play a game. But I'm mad all the time. ''(Grunts)''
-->'''Roy:''' Howdy y'all, cowboys. My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas. Pow Pow Pow Pow!\\
...\\
'''Keeley:''' I'm Roy Kent. And I get paid to play a game. But I'm mad all the time. ''(Grunts)''
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* When Ted calls Dani "a joyous, raven-haired golden retriever", Sam asks the following question.
-->'''Sam:''' Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds that some get put-down for no reason?\\
'''Ted:''' That is true, Sam. But it's also something a lot of [[Music/SarahMcLachlan female songwriters]] are trying to change.
-->'''Sam:''' Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds that some get put-down for no reason?\\
'''Ted:''' That is true, Sam. But it's also something a lot of [[Music/SarahMcLachlan female songwriters]] are trying to change.
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* When Ted calls Dani "a joyous, raven-haired golden retriever", Sam asks the following question.
-->'''Sam:''' Coach, is itif it's true in that America you guys have has so many beautiful dogs in pounds that some get they are put-down for no reason?\\
'''Ted:'''reason. Ted's response:
-->'''Ted:''' That is true, Sam. But it's also something a lot of [[Music/SarahMcLachlan female songwriters]] are trying to change.
-->'''Sam:''' Coach, is it
'''Ted:'''
-->'''Ted:''' That is true, Sam. But it's also something a lot of [[Music/SarahMcLachlan female songwriters]] are trying to change.
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* After finding Roy is having love troubles, Ted assembles the Diamond Dogs (Nate, Coach Beard, and Higgins) by text to help him out. Barely a minute passes and all three quickly join the room in succession.
-->'''Roy:''' Okay, this is my fucking nightmare.
-->'''Roy:''' Okay, this is my fucking nightmare.
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* After Nate realizes drafted men for World War I used the treatment room for physicals, everyone in the room starts freaking out. Ted says [[ByNoIMeanYes it's not true which calms everybody... only to then immediately reveal it was true and he lied to calm everyone down]].
* Needing to donate a meaningful item, Montlaur tearfully pours out a bottle of sand from St. Bart's, taken from the beach where he first had sex with a supermodel. Made better is Colin sincerely comforting him.
* Needing to donate a meaningful item, Montlaur tearfully pours out a bottle of sand from St. Bart's, taken from the beach where he first had sex with a supermodel. Made better is Colin sincerely comforting him.
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* After Nate realizes drafted men for World War I used the treatment room for physicals, everyone in the room Richmond team starts freaking out. Ted says [[ByNoIMeanYes it's not true which calms everybody...them... only to then immediately reveal it was true and he lied to calm everyone down]].
** And then, there's the teammates' reactions to the fact:
-->'''Isaac:''' What you're telling me is we got 400 ghosts?\\
'''Colin:''' That's too many ghosts.\\
'''Richard:''' We cannot fight them all.
* Needing to donate a meaningful item,Montlaur Richard tearfully pours out a bottle of sand from St. Bart's, taken from the beach where he first had sex with a supermodel. Made better is Colin sincerely comforting him.
** And then, there's the teammates' reactions to the fact:
-->'''Isaac:''' What you're telling me is we got 400 ghosts?\\
'''Colin:''' That's too many ghosts.\\
'''Richard:''' We cannot fight them all.
* Needing to donate a meaningful item,
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* When the guys in the locker room are discussing the cursed treatment room, Roy says he doesn't believe in the curse.
-->'''Ted:''' Okay good, then me and you, we're gonna go look in that room.\\
'''Roy:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\
'''Ted:''' Why not?\\
'''Roy:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Because... No.]]
* When Ted calls Dani "a joyous, raven-haired golden retriever", Sam asks the following question.
-->'''Sam:''' Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds that some get put-down for no reason?\\
'''Ted:''' That is true, Sam. But it's also something a lot of [[Music/SarahMcLachlan female songwriters]] are trying to change.
-->'''Ted:''' Okay good, then me and you, we're gonna go look in that room.\\
'''Roy:''' [[LittleNo No.]]\\
'''Ted:''' Why not?\\
'''Roy:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll Because... No.]]
* When Ted calls Dani "a joyous, raven-haired golden retriever", Sam asks the following question.
-->'''Sam:''' Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds that some get put-down for no reason?\\
'''Ted:''' That is true, Sam. But it's also something a lot of [[Music/SarahMcLachlan female songwriters]] are trying to change.
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** The best part is when Roy says "Silence!" the entire room gets quiet, not even realizing Roy was referring to the movie.
* Needing to donate a meaningful item, Montlaur tearfully pours out a bottle of sand from St. Bart's, taken from the beach where he first had sex with a supermodel. Made better is Colin sincerely comforting him.
-->'''Colin:''' Smile because it happened.
* Needing to donate a meaningful item, Montlaur tearfully pours out a bottle of sand from St. Bart's, taken from the beach where he first had sex with a supermodel. Made better is Colin sincerely comforting him.
-->'''Colin:''' Smile because it happened.
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-->'''Roy:''' It was ''yoga'', OK? I do yoga with a group of women in their sixties. They have no idea who I am. It's twice a week and it's really good for my core. Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's just been going through a divorce and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam. We all ended up at G-A-Y 'til 2AM and then we had crepes in Ballams with some drag queens!
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-->'''Roy:''' It was ''yoga'', OK? I do yoga with a group of women in their sixties. They have no idea who I am. It's twice a week and it's really good for my core. Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's just been going through a divorce and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam. We all ended up at G-A-Y 'til 2AM and then we had crepes in Ballams Balham with some drag queens!
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* Ted's wife Michelle and their son Henry come to visit and Ted decides to take them to The Crown & Anchor where they immediately run into the regulars:
-->'''Baz:''' ''(angrily)'' When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker?\\
'''Ted:''' Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here, this is my wife, Michelle.\\
'''Baz:''' ''(gentlemanly)'' Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso.
* Ted's wife Michelle and their son Henry come to visit and Ted decides to take them to The Crown & Anchor where they immediately run into the regulars:
-->'''Baz:''' ''(angrily)'' When you gonna win a game, you fucking wanker?\\
'''Ted:''' Hey, Baz. Fellas. Uh, this here, this is my wife, Michelle.\\
'''Baz:''' ''(gentlemanly)'' Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso.
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* Ted gathers the team to discuss the curse on the club's treatment room, only for the whole group to get sidetracked by a debate over which is Creator/MartinScorsese's best movie. Mae shuts everyone up by declaring it to be ''Film/MeanStreets''.
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* Ted gathers the team to discuss the curse on the club's treatment room, only for the whole group to get sidetracked by a debate over which is Creator/MartinScorsese's best movie. Mae shuts everyone up by declaring it movie after Ted mentions how even Scorcese ended his Oscar curse.
-->'''Ted:''' But I think we can all agree that ''Film/TheDeparted'' is not necessarily his best work. That belongs tobe ''Film/TheColorOfMoney''.\\
'''Colin:''' No, it's ''Film/{{Goodfellas}}''.\\
'''Ted:''' Agree to disagree.\\
'''Isaac:''' Nah, nah. It's ''[[Literature/TheAgeOfInnocence Age of Innocense]]'', bruv.\\
'''Coach Beard:''' ''Film/CapeFear''.\\
'''Roy:''' ''Film/{{Silence}}''!\\
'''Mae:''' Oi! Once the word gets out you lot are in here, this place will turn into a fucking zoo. And the answer's ''Film/MeanStreets''.
-->'''Ted:''' But I think we can all agree that ''Film/TheDeparted'' is not necessarily his best work. That belongs to
'''Colin:''' No, it's ''Film/{{Goodfellas}}''.\\
'''Ted:''' Agree to disagree.\\
'''Isaac:''' Nah, nah. It's ''[[Literature/TheAgeOfInnocence Age of Innocense]]'', bruv.\\
'''Coach Beard:''' ''Film/CapeFear''.\\
'''Roy:''' ''Film/{{Silence}}''!\\
'''Mae:''' Oi! Once the word gets out you lot are in here, this place will turn into a fucking zoo. And the answer's ''Film/MeanStreets''.
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* Some of Nate's [[InspirationalInsult inspiring roasts]] of the players. A highlight is the advice he gives to Roy:
-->'''Nate:''' You used to kick that ball like you caught it fucking your wife.
-->'''Nate:''' You used to kick that ball like you caught it fucking your wife.
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'''Roy:''' He's in his 60s and he's from South London. Of course my dad's a little racist.
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'''Roy:''' Stop! He's in his 60s and he's from South London. Of course my dad's a little racist.
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* While Rebecca is in her suite at the Liverpool hotel, she calls the concierge desk to make dinner reservations for her and Keeley. Rebecca continually puts the concierge on hold so she can get Keeley's thoughts, but then gets confused when Keeley's responses start to sound off topic. Rebecca goes into the other room and discovers that the Keeley she was actually talking to is a series of tourism promos Keeley filmed for the hotel years ago during her early modeling days and the real Keeley has been watching them in embarrassed silence.
* While Rebecca is in her suite at the Liverpool hotel, she calls the concierge desk to make dinner reservations for her and Keeley. Rebecca continually puts the concierge on hold so she can get Keeley's thoughts, but then gets confused when Keeley's responses start to sound off topic. Rebecca goes into the other room and discovers that the Keeley she was actually talking to is a series of tourism promos Keeley filmed for the hotel years ago during her early modeling days and the real Keeley has been watching them in embarrassed silence.
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* Roy spills why he was too busy to reply to Keeley's text.
-->'''Roy:''' It was ''yoga'', OK? I do yoga with a group of women in their sixties. They have no idea who I am. It's twice a week and it's really good for my core. Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's just been going through a divorce and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam. We all ended up at G-A-Y 'til 2AM and then we had crepes in Ballams with some drag queens!
-->'''Roy:''' It was ''yoga'', OK? I do yoga with a group of women in their sixties. They have no idea who I am. It's twice a week and it's really good for my core. Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's just been going through a divorce and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam. We all ended up at G-A-Y 'til 2AM and then we had crepes in Ballams with some drag queens!
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[[AC:Trent Crimm: The Independent]]
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[[AC:Trent Crimm: The Independent]]''The Independent'']]
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'''Phoebe:''' Uncle Roy! That's a naughty word!
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'''Phoebe:''' Uncle Roy! That's a naughty word!
''bad'' word, Uncle Roy!\\
'''Roy:''' Oh, mind your own business, Phoebe.
'''Roy:''' Oh, mind your own business, Phoebe.
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[[AC:Trent Crimm: The Independent]]
* The sheer incongruity of seeing Roy, a tough and angry footballer, cuddling with his niece in her girly bedroom while reading ''Literature/AWrinkleInTime'' aloud in his usual, growly voice. Then the lesson Ted wanted Roy to learn sinks in...
-->'''Roy:''' ''Fuck''!\\
'''Phoebe:''' Uncle Roy! That's a naughty word!
* The sheer incongruity of seeing Roy, a tough and angry footballer, cuddling with his niece in her girly bedroom while reading ''Literature/AWrinkleInTime'' aloud in his usual, growly voice. Then the lesson Ted wanted Roy to learn sinks in...
-->'''Roy:''' ''Fuck''!\\
'''Phoebe:''' Uncle Roy! That's a naughty word!
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[[AC:The Diamond Dogs]]
* When Ted notices that Roy is in a bad mood:
-->'''Ted:''' I'll give it a shot here. Uh, lets see. You are thinking about buying your first house. No, not that, okay. You just realized your dad might be a little racist.\\
'''Roy:''' He's in his 60s and he's from South London. Of course my dad's a little racist.
* When Ted notices that Roy is in a bad mood:
-->'''Ted:''' I'll give it a shot here. Uh, lets see. You are thinking about buying your first house. No, not that, okay. You just realized your dad might be a little racist.\\
'''Roy:''' He's in his 60s and he's from South London. Of course my dad's a little racist.
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* Ted gathers the team to discuss the curse on the club's treatment room, only for the whole group to get sidetracked by a debate over which is Creator/MartinScorsese's best movie. Mae shuts everyone up by declaring it to be ''Literature/TheAgeOfInnocence''.
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* Ted gathers the team to discuss the curse on the club's treatment room, only for the whole group to get sidetracked by a debate over which is Creator/MartinScorsese's best movie. Mae shuts everyone up by declaring it to be ''Literature/TheAgeOfInnocence''.''Film/MeanStreets''.
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* Ted gathers the team to discuss the curse on the club's treatment room, only for the whole group to get sidetracked by a debate over which is Creator/MartinScorsese's best movie. Mae shuts everyone up by declaring it to be ''Film/TheAgeOfInnocence''.''Literature/TheAgeOfInnocence''.
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* Ted gathers the team to discuss the curse on the club's treatment room, only for the whole group to get sidetracked by a debate over which is Creator/MartinScorsese's best movie. Mae shuts everyone up by declaring it to be ''Film/AgeOfInnocence''.''Film/TheAgeOfInnocence''.
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[[AC:Biscuits]]
* Ted pours himself a bowl of cereal, only to realize he bought a brand of shredded wheat that comes in large biscuits rather than bite-sized pieces.
* Ted pours himself a bowl of cereal, only to realize he bought a brand of shredded wheat that comes in large biscuits rather than bite-sized pieces.
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[[AC:Two Aces]]
* Needing to donate a meaningful item, Montlaur tearfully pours out a bottle of sand from St. Bart's, taken from the beach where he first had sex with a supermodel.
[[AC:The Hope that Kills You]]
* After an entire season managing Richmond, Ted ''still'' doesn't know what the offside rule is and asks a linesman during the middle of the climactic match. Confused, the linesman just walks away. Later, Beard comes up to talk to Ted in what the commentators assume is a discussion over strategy. Nope, it's just Beard explaining what the offside rule is, using fictional players named "Ketchup" and "Vinegar" to illustrate the concept.
* Needing to donate a meaningful item, Montlaur tearfully pours out a bottle of sand from St. Bart's, taken from the beach where he first had sex with a supermodel.
[[AC:The Hope that Kills You]]
* After an entire season managing Richmond, Ted ''still'' doesn't know what the offside rule is and asks a linesman during the middle of the climactic match. Confused, the linesman just walks away. Later, Beard comes up to talk to Ted in what the commentators assume is a discussion over strategy. Nope, it's just Beard explaining what the offside rule is, using fictional players named "Ketchup" and "Vinegar" to illustrate the concept.
