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9th Feb '16 8:34:36 AM sotnosen95
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Team Fortress 2 is a war-themed hat simulator filled with over-the-top violence, parodies of both 1960s national stereotypes Franchise/JamesBond movies, plus enough cosmetic items to make the Gravel Wars look like more and more of a MobWar with incredibly well-dressed soldiers. Expect this page to get bigger and bigger as time goes on.
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Team Fortress 2 is a war-themed hat simulator filled with over-the-top violence, parodies of both 1960s national stereotypes stereotypes, Franchise/JamesBond movies, plus and enough cosmetic items to make the Gravel Wars look like more and more of like a MobWar with incredibly well-dressed soldiers. Expect this page to get bigger and bigger as time goes on.
8th Feb '16 8:20:13 PM TheWildWestPyro
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Team Fortress 2 is a war-themed hat simulator filled with over-the-top violence, parodies of 1960s national stereotypes and enough cosmetic items to make the Gravel Wars look like more and more of a MobWar with incredibly well-dressed soldiers. Expect this page to get bigger and bigger as time goes on.
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Team Fortress 2 is a war-themed hat simulator filled with over-the-top violence, parodies of both 1960s national stereotypes and Franchise/JamesBond movies, plus enough cosmetic items to make the Gravel Wars look like more and more of a MobWar with incredibly well-dressed soldiers. Expect this page to get bigger and bigger as time goes on.
7th Feb '16 8:25:54 PM FF32
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* [[https://gfycat.com/RespectfulAgreeableCrow This gif]] pretty much sums up the whole of TF2 in six seconds (according to [[https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3mqg8p/after_9_years_in_development/ the official subreddit]], anyway.)
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* [[https://gfycat.com/RespectfulAgreeableCrow This gif]] pretty much sums up the whole of TF2 [=TF2=] in six seconds (according to [[https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/3mqg8p/after_9_years_in_development/ the official subreddit]], anyway.)
7th Feb '16 3:41:54 PM FF32
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** Who are the mercenaries that Grey Mann hired to take down the Administrator? [[spoiler: The VideoGame/TeamFortressClassic team!]] And who joins them? [[spoiler:The TeamFortress2 Medic, replacing the TFC Medic! And he's also implanted baboon uteri in some of the team.]]
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** Who are the mercenaries that Grey Mann hired to take down the Administrator? [[spoiler: The VideoGame/TeamFortressClassic team!]] And who joins them? [[spoiler:The TeamFortress2 VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic, replacing the TFC Medic! And he's also implanted baboon uteri in some of the team.]]
2nd Feb '16 1:50:12 AM Lonephantom
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-->'''Scout:''' (''Losing his patience with Soldier'') STOP PICKIN' UP THAT FREAKIN' AMULET! -->'''Soldier:''' We may be ''pretending'' we're in Fairyland, but we are ''playing in AMERICA!'' You can stop me being killed by that amulet when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands!

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** Miss Pauling learning about the Team's history with Merasmus: -->'''Miss Pauling:''' (''Off the Soldier's explanation'') He gives you [spooky] surprises? Aw, that's nice of-- -->'''Heavy:''' (''Interrupting'') Every Halloween, he comes here and he tries to kill us. -->'''Miss Pauling:''' (''Double-take'') So why do you let him ''in?'' -->'''Soldier:''' He's a ''wizard,'' Miss Pauling. -->'''Scout:''' Yeah. He knows magic and crap.

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*** Furthermore, the fact that [[OnlySaneMan Miss]] [[HypercompetentSidekick Pauling]] happens to be [[OneOfUs a Dungeons and Dragons fan!]]
1st Feb '16 2:26:04 AM HeyFella
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* When they find out that bread gets tumors from teleportation, implying that the mercenaries might die because of them using teleportation as well, the Soldier has something entirely different on his mind.
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* When they the mercenaries find out that bread gets tumors from teleportation, implying that the mercenaries they might die because of them due to using teleportation as well, themselves, the Soldier has something entirely different on his mind.
9th Jan '16 8:35:38 AM sotnosen95
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* When they find out that bread gets tumors from teleportation, implying that the mercenaries might die because of them using teleportation as well, the Soldier as something entirely different on his mind.
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* When they find out that bread gets tumors from teleportation, implying that the mercenaries might die because of them using teleportation as well, the Soldier as has something entirely different on his mind.
9th Jan '16 6:56:11 AM HeyFella
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* When they find out that bread gets tumors from teleportation, implying that the mercemnaries may die because of them using teleportation as well, the Soldier as something entirely different on his mind. -->Argh! *grabs Scout and slams him against a table* [[SkewedPriorities We can not teleport bread anymore! *raises his fist as if to pucnh Scout*
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* When they find out that bread gets tumors from teleportation, implying that the mercemnaries may mercenaries might die because of them using teleportation as well, the Soldier as something entirely different on his mind. -->Argh! *grabs Scout and slams him against a table* [[SkewedPriorities We can not teleport bread anymore! anymore!]] *raises his fist as if to pucnh punch Scout*
9th Jan '16 6:54:10 AM HeyFella
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* When they find out that bread gets tumors from teleportation, implying that the mercemnaries may die because of them using teleportation as well, the Soldier as something entirely different on his mind. -->Argh! *grabs Scout and slams him against a table* [[SkewedPriorities We can not teleport bread anymore! *raises his fist as if to pucnh Scout*
5th Jan '16 4:02:22 PM Stealth
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* Due to some of the update to game mechanics, some weapons had changes made to them. The funniest of these was the change to the Cleaner's Carbine, a silencer-equipped SMG--where it used to give mini-crits on a kill, it now requires the Sniper to fill up a meter by inflicting damage with it instead. Valve lovingly called this mechanic the 'CRIKEY' meter.
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