History Funny / TeamFortress2

12th Aug '17 7:59:23 PM Gadjiltron
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-->'''The Medic''': (''To Demoman'') This is actually really bad. Your flesh is weak! Your blood is entirely out of your head! Your bones are... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking stupid]]!
** [[MoodWhiplash The sudden]] [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Elevatorstuck]].
** When Demoman is [[spoiler:charred to a crisped corpse]] by the Medic's operation, it looks like Pyro will suggest using the Medigun to heal him. Instead, he [[spoiler:puts Groucho Marx glasses on him.]]
** Then at the end when [[spoiler:the charred corpse of Demoman turns out to still be alive. And he's seemingly grateful to the Medic. Who freaks out and pulls out a pistol.]]

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-->'''The --->'''The Medic''': (''To Demoman'') This is actually really bad. Your flesh is weak! Your blood is entirely out of your head! Your bones are... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking stupid]]!
** *** [[MoodWhiplash The sudden]] [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Elevatorstuck]].
** *** When Demoman is [[spoiler:charred to a crisped corpse]] by the Medic's operation, it looks like Pyro will suggest using the Medigun to heal him. Instead, he [[spoiler:puts Groucho Marx glasses on him.]]
** *** Then at the end when [[spoiler:the charred corpse of Demoman turns out to still be alive. And he's seemingly grateful to the Medic. Who freaks out and pulls out a pistol.]]


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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCQ9qMMfARo plr_highertower]] takes the final ascent of Hightower and turns it into an OverlyLongGag.
11th Aug '17 4:21:58 AM LegoLover58
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*** Until they come back from Pyro's fantasy land and you hear [[AmbiguousGender him/her]] ''whistling the tune as they walk through recently caused carnage''. "Do You Believe In Magic" has never sounded so ''creepy''...

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*** Until they come back from Pyro's fantasy land and you hear [[AmbiguousGender him/her]] [[NightmareFuel ''whistling the tune as they walk through recently caused carnage''. "Do You Believe In Magic" has never sounded so ''creepy''...]]
15th Jul '17 1:03:48 PM nombretomado
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* The Ullapool Caber, a German [[WorldWarII WWII]]-era style grenade, that explodes immediately upon hitting a hard surface. So how does the Demoman use it? As a ''melee weapon'', that's how! Made funnier by its description: "A sober person would throw it..."

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* The Ullapool Caber, a German [[WorldWarII [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII WWII]]-era style grenade, that explodes immediately upon hitting a hard surface. So how does the Demoman use it? As a ''melee weapon'', that's how! Made funnier by its description: "A sober person would throw it..."
12th Jul '17 10:47:37 PM MaddKossack115
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-->''Even if cannot read, you will like. Book is heavy so I throw at spy. He will never ever walk again.''

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-->''Even if cannot read, you will like. [[{{Doorstopper}} Book is heavy heavy]] [[ThrowTheBookAtThem so I throw at spy.spy]]. He will never ever walk again.''



-->[[IgnoredAesop Iíve learned nothing about friendship this week.]] In fact, [[WithFriendsLikeThese my so-called friend]], [[TheHeavy the Heavy]], [[FelonyMisdemeanor keeps taking all the medkits.]]

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-->[[IgnoredAesop Iíve learned nothing about friendship this week.]] In fact, [[WithFriendsLikeThese my so-called friend]], [[TheHeavy [[DumbMuscle the Heavy]], [[FelonyMisdemeanor keeps taking all the medkits.]]



** A different funny fact is that, when someone pointed out the Princess Celestia letters are a [[MemeticMutation Youtube Famous Meme]], Lowrie quipped [[TheInternetIsForPorn "I'm not gonna have to pull out my penis for this, am I?"]] Immediately followed by everyone simultaneously laughing and having a NoJustNoReaction.

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** A different funny fact is that, when someone pointed out the Princess Celestia letters are a [[MemeticMutation Youtube Famous Meme]], Lowrie quipped [[TheInternetIsForPorn "I'm not gonna have to pull out my penis for this, am I?"]] Immediately followed by everyone simultaneously laughing [[{{Corpsing}} laughing]] and having a NoJustNoReaction.
7th Jul '17 2:23:22 AM Nepeta
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** [[MoodWhiplash The sudden]] [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Elevatorstuck]].
4th Jul '17 12:07:08 AM LucaEarlgrey
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'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed. And now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second'' worst thing that happens to you today.

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'''BLU Spy:''' Indeed. And now he's here to [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second'' ''[[FromBadToWorse second]]'' worst thing that happens to you today.
29th Jun '17 12:17:47 AM SilverHairedFreak25
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-->'''Soldier:''' There are only two things that attract bears: honey...and menstruating women! My God, I knew it! Somehow, I always knew! '''PYRO!''' [[spoiler:[[TrollingCreator Stop blocking the door]]! Good Lord, the plane is filled with honey! Amelia Earhart's famous sweet tooth has doomed us all!]]

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-->'''Soldier:''' There are only two things that attract bears: honey...and menstruating women! My God, I knew it! Somehow, I always knew! '''PYRO!''' [[spoiler:[[TrollingCreator Stop blocking blocking]] [[BaitAndSwitch the door]]! door!]] Good Lord, the plane is filled with honey! Amelia Earhart's famous sweet tooth has doomed us all!]]
8th Jun '17 11:54:52 PM infernape612
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-->Medic: EVERYONE! FREE MONEY!
-->Medic: I feel like a million Deutchmarks!
-->Medic: FREEEEEE MONEY!
-->Medic: [[EvilLaugh HeheHAHA]]! I am a ''[[AGodAmI GOD]]''!
-->Soldier: I will open up your chassis and use you all as a ''latrine''!
-->Soldier: You call that a loss? I've ''crapped'' bigger losses than that.
-->Soldier: [[DeadpanSnarker Well, that went pear-shaped fast.]]
-->Engineer: [[BlaseBoast Well, ah reckon that's that]].
-->Heavy: NOT SO MIGHTY NOW, TINY GIANT!
-->Heavy: Whew! I'm getting too old and giant for this.
-->Soldier: I am not trapped in a facility full of robots, '''you are all trapped in here with ME!'''
-->Soldier: Reboot in Robot Hell, you ''tin savages!''

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-->Medic: -->'''Medic:''' EVERYONE! FREE MONEY!
-->Medic: -->'''Medic:''' I feel like a million Deutchmarks!
-->Medic: -->'''Medic:''' FREEEEEE MONEY!
-->Medic: -->'''Medic:''' [[EvilLaugh HeheHAHA]]! I am a ''[[AGodAmI GOD]]''!
-->Soldier: -->'''Soldier:''' I will open up your chassis and use you all as a ''latrine''!
-->Soldier: -->'''Soldier:''' You call that a loss? I've ''crapped'' bigger losses than that.
-->Soldier: -->'''Soldier:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, that went pear-shaped fast.]]
-->Engineer: -->'''Engineer:''' [[BlaseBoast Well, ah reckon that's that]].
-->Heavy: -->'''Heavy:''' NOT SO MIGHTY NOW, TINY GIANT!
-->Heavy: -->'''Heavy:''' Whew! I'm getting too old and giant for this.
-->Soldier: -->'''Soldier:''' I am not trapped in a facility full of robots, '''you are all trapped in here with ME!'''
-->Soldier: -->'''Soldier:''' Reboot in Robot Hell, you ''tin savages!''
8th Jun '17 11:51:09 PM infernape612
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*** Even ''better'', equip the rocket jumper, which negates explosive damage done to yourself. Infinte, instakill explosions!

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*** Even ''better'', equip the rocket jumper, which negates explosive damage done to yourself. Infinte, Infinite, instakill explosions!



--> " Jarate? *incoherent sobbing*"

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--> " Jarate? "Jarate? *incoherent sobbing*"
7th Jun '17 11:29:06 PM rifleman320
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** Everything by [[http://www.youtube.com/user/SneakiestChameleon/videos SneakiestChameleon]]. Just...everything.

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** Everything spliced by [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/user/SneakiestChameleon/videos com/playlist?list=PLpneO_46euR3Iu5M5R_XbXDPqpgB-6gix SneakiestChameleon]]. Just...everything.



** The part where Heavy transforms into a Genie and grants all the teammates wishes is comedy GOLD.
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKyIbPo4axk racially_insensitive_homophobic_drunken_retards_steal_jokes_and_repeat_the_same_unfunny_gags.bird]]
*** An entire [[TakeThat take that]] at [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Family Guy]]

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** *** The part where Heavy transforms into a Genie and grants all the teammates wishes is comedy GOLD.
*** ** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKyIbPo4axk racially_insensitive_homophobic_drunken_retards_steal_jokes_and_repeat_the_same_unfunny_gags.bird]]
bird]]
*** An entire [[TakeThat take that]] at [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Family Guy]]Guy]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0qRsGGhoQQ the_$5500_team_enjoys_a_fappy_cookout_but_then_chaos_ensues_and_piss_train_gets_involved.burger]]
*** 15 minutes of non-stop shenanigans with an ensemble cast of the author's past smexual characters, which for one includes [[ItMakesSenseInContext a Sniper with a train body that's powered on jarate]]. As soon as the [[MacGuffin golden frying pan]] drops, they instantly go medieval on each other for it. This [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlDRU70eURQ animated version]] (albeit in progress) makes it even funnier to watch.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/user/FINHeavich/videos Dr. Heavich]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCll7gic5p7ZI8VIVPOEE7mw/videos Dr. Heinerschmultz]] have also made some VERY uproarious smexuals, as did [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ugotaphonenumber/videos Ugotaphonenumber]] whose characters typically have NoIndoorVoice.
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqPapRRZQ_E&list=PL-EmJ8-yjtlqmoWpP-UAPOhrUkT0JutTD&index=1 Soldiers_ainis_monkey_and_his_retard_team.adventur]] A tennis smexual collab in 5 parts.
--> '''Merasmus:''' "Welcome... to Burger King! what can I get for you?"
--> '''Soldier:''' "Oh hello [=MAAAArAAAAAsmus=], we would like to order-"
--> '''Heavy:''' "Sandvich!"
--> '''Soldier (strangling Heavy):''' "DAAAAAMMIT, HEAVY!"
--> '''Demoman:''' "MERAAAASMAAAAAAAS!! Sas! Give me the [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKing]] chicken [=MEEEEEElon=]!"
--> '''Merasmus:''' "I cannot do that..."
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