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19th May '17 5:46:30 AM MasterParadox
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!WARNING! WARNING! THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT IN THE ACT OF READING THIS PAGE, YOU MAY DIE DUE TO GUT-BUSTING HILARITY!
8th May '17 10:49:38 AM flameclaw0x7
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJ4P-NFByI Team Neighborhood]]. It's a fifteen-minute long video of [[RapidFireComedy nonstop humor]], done in the style of a professional cartoon with the humor and animation of a Garry's Mod / Source Filmmaker hybrid.
4th May '17 5:08:07 AM Crocket_Lawnchair
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!WARNING! !WARNING! !THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT IF YOU READ THIS PAGE, YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!

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!WARNING! !WARNING! !THERE WARNING! THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY THAT IF YOU READ IN THE ACT OF READING THIS PAGE, YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!MAY DIE DUE TO GUT-BUSTING HILARITY!
29th Apr '17 6:03:41 AM Ran2000
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-->'''Demo:''' WOOOOO! Wooooooooooooooo!...Woo.



* "Scout, please, go [[SoundEffectBleep f***k]] yourself!"

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* "Scout, please, go [[SoundEffectBleep f***k]] f**k]] yourself!"



--> '''Spy:''' '''''[[HoYay SEDUCE ME!!!!]]'''''

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--> '''Spy:''' '''''[[HoYay '''[[HoYay SEDUCE ME!!!!]]'''''ME!]]'''
28th Apr '17 2:07:12 AM Ran2000
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** "[[Film/GrossePointeBlank ...not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!]]"

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** "[[Film/GrossePointeBlank ...not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well, the difference being one is one's a job and the other's mental sickness!]]"



* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210 Imma black Scottish cyclops!]] They got more *lengthy SoundEffectBleep* than they got the likes of me!"
** Someone found the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXy0aaEnpSI Uncensored version in SFM.]] What has he been saying the whole time? [[spoiler:"[...] feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me!"]]

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* From the Demoman's video: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210 Imma black Scottish cyclops!]] They got more *lengthy SoundEffectBleep* than they got the likes of me!"
** Someone found the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXy0aaEnpSI Uncensored version in SFM.]] What has he been saying was the whole time? [[spoiler:"[...] full, uncensored sentence? [[spoiler:"They've got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me!"]]



--->'''Heavy''': Should I be awake for this?
--->'''Medic''': Ha ha. Vell, no. But as long as you are, could you hold your ribcage open a bit?

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--->'''Heavy''': --->'''Heavy:''' Should I be awake for this?
--->'''Medic''': --->'''Medic:''' Ha ha. Vell, no. But as long as you are, could you hold your ribcage open a bit?



--->'''Heavy''': Doctor! Are you sure this vill vork?
--->'''Medic''': [[LaughingMad HA HA]]! [[MemeticMutation I have]] '''''[[MemeticMutation no idea!]]'''''

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--->'''Heavy''': --->'''Heavy:''' Doctor! Are you sure this vill vork?
--->'''Medic''': --->'''Medic:''' [[LaughingMad HA HA]]! [[MemeticMutation I have]] '''''[[MemeticMutation no idea!]]'''''



--> '''Spy''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Seduce me.]]
--> '''Scout''': You?
--> '''Spy''': ''Seduce me''.
--> '''Scout''': What? I aint' gonna..
--> '''Spy''': '''''[[HoYay SEDUCE ME!!!!]]'''''

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--> '''Spy''': '''Spy:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Seduce me.]]
--> '''Scout''': '''Scout:''' You?
--> '''Spy''': '''Spy:''' ''Seduce me''.
--> '''Scout''': '''Scout:''' What? I aint' gonna..
gonna-
--> '''Spy''': '''Spy:''' '''''[[HoYay SEDUCE ME!!!!]]'''''



-->'''Soldier''': "I have done ''nothing'' but teleport bread FOR THREE DAYS!"

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-->'''Soldier''': -->'''Soldier:''' "I have done ''nothing'' but teleport bread FOR THREE DAYS!"



-->'''Demoman''': DOMINATED! But you're still me best mate. Heh.\\
'''Soldier''': DOMINATED! I cherish these moments we spend together.

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-->'''Demoman''': -->'''Demoman:''' DOMINATED! But you're still me best mate. Heh.\\
'''Soldier''': '''Soldier:''' DOMINATED! I cherish these moments we spend together.



-->'''Demoman:''' *Drunkenly* If Ghost D.A was a ''Demolitions Expert'', they'd have already replaced him with a bloody robot.

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-->'''Demoman:''' *Drunkenly* *Slurred* If Ghost D.A was a ''Demolitions Expert'', they'd have already replaced him with a bloody robot.



--> '''Spy''': Mike... I'm going to kill you and anyone else who participates in this preposterous show trial.
--> '''Scout''': Me too!
--> '''Spy''': Yes, I may kill Scout in the confusion as well.

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--> '''Spy''': '''Spy:''' Mike... I'm going to kill you and anyone else who participates in this preposterous show trial.
--> '''Scout''': '''Scout:''' Me too!
--> '''Spy''': '''Spy:''' Yes, I may kill Scout in the confusion as well.



** Miss Pauling and Sniper discuss how to make the shallowest grave possible

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** Miss Pauling and Sniper discuss how to make the shallowest grave possiblepossible.



-->'''Spy:''' You have got to be @#$ing kidding me.

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-->'''Spy:''' You have got to be @#$ing [[PrecisionFStrike @#$ing]] kidding me.



-->'''Soldier''': HELLO NAKED SNIPER!

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-->'''Soldier''': -->'''Soldier:''' HELLO NAKED SNIPER!SNIPER!
-->'''Sniper:''' Hey.
16th Apr '17 9:32:30 PM TheWildWestPyro
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.Team Fortress 2 is a war-themed hat simulator filled with over-the-top violence, parodies of 1960s national stereotypes, Franchise/JamesBond movies, and enough cosmetic items to make the Gravel Wars look more and more like a MobWar with incredibly well-dressed soldiers. Expect this page to get bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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.Team Fortress 2 is a war-themed hat simulator filled with over-the-top violence, parodies of 1960s national stereotypes, Franchise/JamesBond movies, and enough cosmetic items to make the Gravel Wars look more and more like a MobWar with incredibly well-dressed soldiers. Expect this page to get bigger and bigger as time goes on.
16th Apr '17 9:32:15 PM TheWildWestPyro
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** Heavy's horrified expression and despairing look when he figures out that Soldier and Zhanna are engaged. Doubly funny as he reacts without even a blink at seeing her missing a hand, even telling her "Good job" for escaping handcuffs because of it.

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** Heavy's horrified expression and despairing look when he figures out that Soldier and Zhanna are engaged. Doubly funny as he reacts without even a blink at seeing her missing a hand, even telling her "Good job" "Good" for escaping handcuffs because of it.
16th Apr '17 9:32:02 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Soldier:''' HELLO, BROTHER-IN-LAW!

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-->'''Heavy:''' (Holding Zhanna's necklace in one hand) Where do you get this necklace of...human ears...Sister. NO.
-->'''Soldier:''' HELLO, BROTHER-IN-LAW!BROTHER-IN-LAW! Good news! You're going to be a grandfather!
-->(Heavy looks at Soldier with a giant frown on his face)



-->'''Spy:''' You have got to be #$%^*@ kidding me.

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-->'''Sniper:''' (happily) Well, I'll be...
-->'''Spy:''' You have got to be #$%^*@ @#$ing kidding me.
11th Apr '17 4:52:18 PM dinner101
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z5tQH7y508 The Pyro gets a job at a certain animatronics themed pizzeria.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z5tQH7y508 The Pyro gets a job job]] [[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys at a certain animatronics themed pizzeria.]]
6th Apr '17 4:55:48 PM rifleman320
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2cI3O2CkdI snoipah_plus_pizza_equals_mayhem.sitoop]] Sniper orders a pizza, only for the box to actually contain Pyro, who sets poor Sniper aflame as Spy watches and laughs. Then Soldier confronts him...
-->'''Soldier:''' Spy! Are you tryin' for a Section Eight?
-->'''Spy:''' No!
-->'''Soldier:''' I will not tolerate this crap on my team!
-->'''Spy:''' But, Soldier--
-->'''Soldier:''' I got three words for you: [[TheDitz YOU JUST GOT FIRED!]] ''[{{beat}}]'' No, wait-- One... two...
-->'''Spy:''' Come on, I don't have all day!
-->'''Soldier:''' (Grumbles) One! Argh...
-->'''Spy:''' [[NeverLiveItDown I will NEVER live this down...]]
-->'''Soldier:''' Aha, FOUR! Take your ass back to France now!
-->'''Spy:''' ''Fine...''
** Later, Spy gets a new job from Scout... shucking corn. He tries to bail, [[LaserGuidedKarma and immediately runs into Scout again]].
-->'''Scout:''' What da--?!
-->'''Spy:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Scout:''' Get back to work, dammit!
-->'''Spy:''' Or what, you subnormal halfwit?!
-->'''Scout:''' Get the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] away from my face, tough guy!



* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2cI3O2CkdI snoipah_plus_pizza_equals_mayhem.sitoop]] Sniper orders a pizza, only for the box to actually contain Pyro, who sets poor Sniper aflame as Spy watches and laughs. Then Soldier confronts him...
-->'''Soldier:''' Spy! Are you tryin' for a Section Eight?
-->'''Spy:''' No!
-->'''Soldier:''' I will not tolerate this crap on my team!
-->'''Spy:''' But, Soldier--
-->'''Soldier:''' I got three words for you: [[TheDitz YOU JUST GOT FIRED!]] ''[{{beat}}]'' No, wait-- One... two...
-->'''Spy:''' Come on, I don't have all day!
-->'''Soldier:''' (Grumbles) One! Argh...
-->'''Spy:''' [[NeverLiveItDown I will NEVER live this down...]]
-->'''Soldier:''' Aha, FOUR! Take your ass back to France now!
-->'''Spy:''' ''Fine...''
** Later, Spy gets a new job from Scout... shucking corn. He tries to bail, [[LaserGuidedKarma and immediately runs into Scout again]].
-->'''Scout:''' What da--?!
-->'''Spy:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Scout:''' Get back to work, dammit!
-->'''Spy:''' Or what, you subnormal halfwit?!
-->'''Scout:''' Get the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] away from my face, tough guy!
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