History Funny / TeamFortress2

1st Dec '16 5:11:24 PM Tightwire
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13th Nov '16 6:40:34 PM TheWildWestPyro
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* The backstory of the Halloween 2014 event involves Merasmus's financial crisis as he bought a circus and owes the Japanese mafia $12,000. Nearly every line he has during this update is pure gold:

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* The backstory of the Halloween 2014 event involves Merasmus's financial crisis as he bought a circus and owes the [[{{Yakuza}} Japanese mafia mafia]] $12,000. Nearly every line he has during this update is pure gold:
11th Nov '16 3:24:43 PM Megachamp
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* [[http://www.teamfortress.com/fateworsethanchess/ A Fate Worse Than Chess]] has so many hilarious ones.

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* [[http://www.teamfortress.com/fateworsethanchess/ A Fate Worse Than Chess]] has so many hilarious ones.ones..
** For example, the intro starts with a rather bland and boring exposition with 2 bland and boring scientists, cue Saxton Hale '''[[BreakingTheFourthWall LITERALLY BARGING THROUGH PAGE ITSELF]]''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall to change it to that of an action movie]], complete with [[RuleOfCool A sword fight over a volcano while Pterodactyls fly over and around the 2 women fighting]].
30th Oct '16 5:25:43 PM Luigifan
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** And with YouTube's god-awfully comical subtitle transcriptions, "zoo" is translated as ''Israel''.

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** And with YouTube's [[GoodBadTranslation god-awfully comical comical]] subtitle transcriptions, "zoo" is translated as ''Israel''.



** "[[GrossePointeBlank ...not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!]]"

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** "[[GrossePointeBlank ...not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!]]"



** When the ''Team Fortress 2'' logo/group shot comes on near the end of the video, you can hear the Spy stabbing his victims in time to the music.

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** When the ''Team Fortress 2'' logo/group shot comes on near the end of the video, you can hear the Spy stabbing his victims [[MickeyMousing in time to the music.music]].



--->'''Heavy''': Doctor! Are you sure this vil vork?

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--->'''Heavy''': Doctor! Are you sure this vil vill vork?



*** "''So vhen zee patient voke up, his skeleton vas missing and zee doctor vas never heard from again! *Laughs* Anyway, [[BackAlleyDoctor thats how I lost my medical license]].''"

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*** "''So vhen zee patient voke up, his skeleton vas missing and zee doctor vas never heard from again! *Laughs* Anyway, [[BackAlleyDoctor thats that's how I lost my medical license]].''"



** And later still, the Medic uses the Spy's head to hold bolts and a light bulb in the only way he can...while simultaneously [[MemeticMutation evoking the infamous 'Gentlemen?' meme]].

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** And later still, the Medic uses the Spy's head to hold bolts and a light bulb in the only way he can... while simultaneously [[MemeticMutation evoking the infamous 'Gentlemen?' meme]].



* The Demoman appears from a teleporter - carrying a crate of beer, wearing a sombrero and martini-shades, and his grenades are replaced with beer bottles.

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* The Demoman appears from a teleporter - -- carrying a crate of beer, wearing a sombrero and martini-shades, and his grenades are replaced with beer bottles.



** Scout does ''exactly'' what he did in the flashback - he just steps forward and says "I got a bucket of chicken-"

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** Scout does ''exactly'' what he did in the flashback - -- he just steps forward and says "I got a bucket of chicken-"



* Some Foreshadowing - the Soldier carrying dozens of loaves of bread.

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* Some Foreshadowing - {{Foreshadowing}} -- the Soldier carrying dozens of loaves of bread.



* Sniper and Scout, defence classes, pretty much strolling along behind as Heavy, Soldier and Pyro carve the way forward.

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* Sniper and Scout, defence classes, pretty much strolling along behind as Heavy, Soldier Soldier, and Pyro carve the way forward.



** "I look forward to [X]WORKING WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE [ ]PUMMELING YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BARE DAMN HANDS. [X]SINCERELY [ ] UP yours, Saxton Hale (Australian, President of Mann Co.)

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** "I look forward to [X]WORKING WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE [ ]PUMMELING YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BARE DAMN HANDS. [X]SINCERELY [ ] UP ]UP yours, Saxton Hale (Australian, President of Mann Co.)



--> '''Soldier:''' "I will not! Keep pushing me, sister, and I will shove my carbon footprint so far up your IS THAT A PIG?"

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--> '''Soldier:''' "I will not! Keep pushing me, sister, and I will shove my carbon footprint so far up your [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny IS THAT A PIG?"PIG?]]"
22nd Oct '16 10:34:36 PM Megachamp
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* In the beginning, the days since the last shipment is ''73'', and the seven is orientated to resemble [[VideoGame/HalfLife a lambda sign]].

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* In the beginning, the days since the last shipment is ''73'', and the seven is orientated to resemble [[VideoGame/HalfLife a lambda sign]]. [[MemeticMutation Half Life 3 Confirmed(?)]]
22nd Oct '16 10:29:17 PM Megachamp
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwNgSRmj1PTu3ZjlYcTVbVE25xfOa2F2D "Meet the Translate"]] is a hilarious series where every "Meet The" videos' scripts are translated 20 times in Google Translate, then back to English. The result needs to be seen to be believed.
---> '''Engineer''': I am the computer.
18th Oct '16 8:10:15 AM sotnosen95
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-->'''Soldier:''' I got three words for you: [[TheDitz YOU JUST GOT FIRED!]] ''[{{beat}}]'' No, wait--One..two...

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-->'''Soldier:''' I got three words for you: [[TheDitz YOU JUST GOT FIRED!]] ''[{{beat}}]'' No, wait--One..wait-- One... two...



** Later, Spy gets a new job from Scout...shucking corn. He tries to bail, [[LaserGuidedKarma and immediately runs into Scout again]].

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** Later, Spy gets a new job from Scout... shucking corn. He tries to bail, [[LaserGuidedKarma and immediately runs into Scout again]].



17th Oct '16 11:04:39 PM SomeRandomMook
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2cI3O2CkdI snoipah_plus_pizza_equals_mayhem.sitoop]] Sniper orders a pizza, only for the box to actually contain Pyro, who sets poor Sniper aflame as Spy watches and laughs. Then Soldier confronts him...
-->'''Soldier:''' Spy! Are you tryin' for a Section Eight?
-->'''Spy:''' No!
-->'''Soldier:''' I will not tolerate this crap on my team!
-->'''Spy:''' But, Soldier--
-->'''Soldier:''' I got three words for you: [[TheDitz YOU JUST GOT FIRED!]] ''[{{beat}}]'' No, wait--One..two...
-->'''Spy:''' Come on, I don't have all day!
-->'''Soldier:''' (Grumbles) One! Argh...
-->'''Spy:''' [[NeverLiveItDown I will NEVER live this down...]]
-->'''Soldier:''' Aha, FOUR! Take your ass back to France now!
-->'''Spy:''' ''Fine...''
** Later, Spy gets a new job from Scout...shucking corn. He tries to bail, [[LaserGuidedKarma and immediately runs into Scout again]].
-->'''Scout:''' What da--?!
-->'''Spy:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Scout:''' Get back to work, dammit!
-->'''Spy:''' Or what, you subnormal halfwit?!
-->'''Scout:''' Get the [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] away from my face, tough guy!


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14th Oct '16 9:06:46 PM KEEP_IN
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** Everything about the [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3368&p=3 blog post]] that announced that the "Crazy Legs" visual glitch had been patched.

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** * Everything about the [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3368&p=3 blog post]] that announced that the "Crazy Legs" visual glitch had been patched.
14th Oct '16 9:06:10 PM KEEP_IN
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** Everything about the [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=3368&p=3 blog post]] that announced that the "Crazy Legs" visual glitch had been patched.
--> What a lot of people don't know is that this "bug" isn't a bug at all, but rather an embarrassing result of the degenerative leg disease our motion capture actor, Del Bluskin, has bravely endured for over a decade now, which has turned the lower half of his skeleton into something that looks like two raw bacon strips held up in a wind tunnel.
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