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28th Apr '16 9:56:57 AM erforce
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--> "[[{{Franchise/Terminator}} I CANNOT BE BARGAINED WITH. I CANNOT BE REASONED WITH.]] I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I AM. I AM A ROBOT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING."

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--> "[[{{Franchise/Terminator}} "[[Film/TheTerminator I CANNOT BE BARGAINED WITH. I CANNOT BE REASONED WITH.]] I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I AM. I AM A ROBOT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING."
27th Apr '16 9:49:38 AM MostDangerousChair
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-->'''Soldier:''' Everyone brace yourselves! It '''was''' Merasmus! There is ''no'', repeat, '''''NO PIZZA!''''' We are going to starve! Unless we all agree to eat Sco-

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-->'''Soldier:''' Everyone brace yourselves! It '''was''' Merasmus! There is ''no'', repeat, '''''NO PIZZA!''''' We are going to starve! Unless we all agree to eat Sco-Sco-[[note]] [[BlackComedyCannibalism Scout]] [[/note]]
21st Apr '16 8:39:50 AM TheWildWestPyro
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** Ever since he got fired, the Demoman's been[[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=57 lazing about on his couch binge-watching TV dramas]] with the [[TalkingWeapon Eyelander]], which can now say something ''besides'' "heads". And probably in the same creepy voice it uses in game.

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** Ever since he got fired, the Demoman's been[[http://www.been [[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=57 lazing about on his couch binge-watching TV dramas]] with the [[TalkingWeapon Eyelander]], which can now say something ''besides'' "heads". And probably in the same creepy voice it uses in game.



-->'''Eyelander:''' Ugh. 'The Defense Rests?' HE'S THE F***G PROSECUTION! Ghost D.A! 'District Attorney!' It's in the title of the f***g show!

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-->'''Eyelander:''' Ugh. 'The Defense Rests?' HE'S THE F***G F*****G PROSECUTION! Ghost D.A! 'District Attorney!' It's in the title of the f***g f*****g show!



-->'''Eyelander:''' And what's with that "doodly doodle doot" noise? I'm a ghost sword! Have I ever made a f***g ''noise'' when I disappear? I swear, sometimes I think this show isn't even ''written'' by ghosts.

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-->'''Eyelander:''' And what's with that "doodly doodle doot" noise? I'm a ghost sword! Have I ever made a f***g f*****g ''noise'' when I disappear? I swear, sometimes I think this show isn't even ''written'' by ghosts.


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21st Apr '16 8:39:14 AM TheWildWestPyro
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** Ever since he got fired, the Demoman's been[[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=57 lazing about on his couch watching TV]] with the [[TalkingWeapon Eyelander]], which can now say something ''besides'' "heads".

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** Ever since he got fired, the Demoman's been[[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=57 lazing about on his couch watching TV]] binge-watching TV dramas]] with the [[TalkingWeapon Eyelander]], which can now say something ''besides'' "heads"."heads". And probably in the same creepy voice it uses in game.
-->'''Announcer:''' Stay tuned for more "Ghost D.A!"
-->'''Eyelander:''' Ugh. 'The Defense Rests?' HE'S THE F*****G PROSECUTION! Ghost D.A! 'District Attorney!' It's in the title of the f*****g show!
-->'''Demoman:''' *Drunkenly* If Ghost D.A was a ''Demolitions Expert'', they'd have already replaced him with a bloody robot.
-->'''Eyelander:''' And what's with that "doodly doodle doot" noise? I'm a ghost sword! Have I ever made a f*****g ''noise'' when I disappear? I swear, sometimes I think this show isn't even ''written'' by ghosts.
-->*Knocking sounds*
-->'''Demoman:''' *Slurred* I'd like to see a bloody robot defend a bloody cap point for-
-->'''Eyelander:''' It's been six months, man. Let it go.
-->*Knocking sounds intensify*
-->'''Eyelander:''' Do you still hear a gavel banging?
21st Apr '16 4:16:45 AM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Soldier''': "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

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-->'''Soldier''': "I have done nothing ''nothing'' but teleport bread for three days."FOR THREE DAYS!"
14th Apr '16 9:55:29 PM TheWildWestPyro
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-->'''Spy''': Let me guess: You want us to drive out to some graveyard or haunted house to '''kill''' each other. Because you're in debt to another international criminial organization. Because you've purchased some '''idiotic artifact''' you need us to fill with... souls or blood or something.
-->'''Merasmus''': (''Outside the door, with the Russian mafia next to him, and a gargoyle statue with a funnel reading "Souls go HERE."'') I... No...

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-->'''Spy''': Let me guess: You want us to drive out to some graveyard or haunted house to '''kill''' each other. Because you're in debt to another international criminial criminal organization. Because you've purchased some '''idiotic artifact''' you need us to fill with... souls or blood or something.
-->'''Merasmus''': (''Outside the door, with the [[TheMafiya Russian mafia mafia]] next to him, and a gargoyle statue with a funnel reading "Souls go HERE."'') I... No...
14th Apr '16 12:31:38 PM MostDangerousChair
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--> '''Spycrabs''': '''''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenRecord MONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEU!]]'''''

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--> '''Spycrabs''': '''''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenRecord '''''[[BrokenRecord MONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEU!]]'''''
13th Apr '16 9:30:25 AM MostDangerousChair
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***Also:
--> ''(Ghost stingray swimming over all the spycrabs and knocking them all over the place)''
--> '''Spycrabs''': '''''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenRecord MONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEUMONDIEU!]]'''''
13th Apr '16 8:49:08 AM MostDangerousChair
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--> "Beep boop, son. Beep boop."
12th Apr '16 12:18:16 PM MostDangerousChair
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* The [[https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Spooky_Sleeves Spooky Sleeves]]
-->''Get these now, before Glenn Danzig finds out about them and buys them all! Seriously, you can have a world where these spooky sleeves are in stock, or a world where Glenn Danzig exists, but not both! Hurry! He's googling "spooky sleeves" RIGHT NOW!''
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