History Funny / TalesOfGraces

* In the skit "What Goes Thump in the Night," Pascal complains she wakes up with headaches when she learns from Sophie that she was casting cryas artes in her sleep that actually WORKED and Sophie was smacking her around in attempt to stop her from casting them. Pascal was more amazed she was able to cast artes in her sleep and thanks Sophie for smacking her around to stop her arte casting, leaving Cheria totally baffled.

--->'''Asbel''': Abracadabra... go, uh, be quiet over there.

--> '''Sophie:''' "Hubert, Why do you wear glasses?"
--> '''Hubert:''' "Because my eyes are bad."
--> '''Sophie:''' "What, are they dangerous?"
--> '''Hubert:''' "Somebody save me..."

--> '''Sophie:''' "You're strong, Asbel."
--> '''Asbel:''' "Not at all!"
--> '''Malik:''' "You're really coming into your own!"
--> '''Sophie:''' (To Malik) "He doesn't agree."
--> '''Asbel:''' "Oooh..."

-->'''Richard:''' "I heard you like crab omelettes, Sophie."
-->'''Sophie:''' "Yes, crablets..."
-->'''Pascal:''' "I bet that Richard gets to eat special royal crablets!"
-->'''Sophie:''' "Royal crablets!?"
-->'''Richard:''' "I'm afraid that there's no such thing..." (Notices Sophie walking towards him, saying "Royal crablets" repetitively) "You wait, Sophie! Let's all calm down..."

-->'''Asbel:''' M-Man it's cold...!
-->'''Hubert:''' It-it's terrible...!
-->'''Cheria:''' Yeah.....
-->(A fierce wind blows at them from the right side of the screen)
-->'''All three:''' *Make sounds that clearly show they're freezing their asses off*

--->'''Pascal''': Wow, okay. Now I'm SUPER jealous.
--->'''Malik''': [[TheComicallySerious Indeed.]]

-->'''Asbel:''' I was just telling Pascal how good you are with puzzles.
-->'''Hubert:''' They are indeed a specialty of mine. Shall I give you a demonstration with a game of Shot Cube?
-->'''Pascal:''' I already cleared the whole thing!
-->'''Hubert:''' Well, perhaps there's a similar puzzle elsewhere in town?
-->'''Pascal:''' I don't think so.
-->'''Hubert:''' Maybe in someone's home?
-->'''Pascal:''' Nope!
-->'''Hubert:''' Well...then what about a children's toy?!
-->'''Pascal:''' Bzzzt!
-->'''Hubert:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting FINE! I'LL GO MAKE ONE MYSELF!]]'''

---> '''Cheria:''' They've lost their minds...

---> '''Asbel:''' Hey, look, it's the uh... Masked Barona!
---> '''Richard:''' Haha, a city cannot wear a mask! I am the Mask OF Barona!

---> '''Asbel:''' Come on Hubert, don't be like that. You and Pascal are friends now, right?
---> '''Hubert:''' Hey, I never agreed to that.
---> '''Pascal:''' Like fun you didn't!

* Hubert's strong dislike for [[DangerouslyShortSkirt Cheria's short skirt]]. [[CovertPervert It's so distracting in battle!]] Strangely enough, he isn't scolded for saying such a thing, considering their close childhood friendship.

** Can we just [[SoGoodWeMentionedItTwice reiterate]] ''Hubert as the evil queen?'' Especially since he starts out as unenthusiastic as you would expect, until someone in the crowd starts to recognize him. At which point he decides "If it's an evil queen they want, then an evil queen they shall have!" and goes full-blown LargeHam complete with squeaky girly voice. The guy decides no Lieutenant of Strahta would ever embarrass himself like that.

* [[RunningGag The Mask of Barona]] [[SoGoodWeMentionedItTwice Returns]]

* [[{{Mondegreen}} It sure sounds like Hubert is saying "Instant balls"]] and not "Broadside Waltz" at the end of his Mystic Arte. Another can be heard in his Thunder Bringer move, wherein he sometimes shouts "Shocking Light!" instead...and because of all the sounds going on, one might mishear it as "'''Fucking''' Light!"

** Malik [[{{Troll}} trolling]] Hubert again, with an added dash of GettingCrapPastTheRadar:

-->'''Hubert:''' STOP! STOP! You'll step on them!

* The entire Rockgagong segment is this. Basically, your party is attacked by a giant Godzilla-sized monster that has been running amok in Strahta, and the screen suddenly goes black. [[spoiler:The party regains consciousness to find that they are in its stomach. The party then seriously discusses the possibility that their only escape is through the Rockgagong's butt.]] Not really. While Cheria's very understandable revulsion at the idea is amusing, it's Asbel's tired acceptance that really steals the show.

** Huburt and Richard going all nerdy while [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5jUJcEeuXA being inside the Rockagong in the Future Arc,]] much to Asbel, Cheria, and Malik's dismay.

--> "STOP! STOP! You'll step on them!"

* Pascal thinking she can [[spoiler:move Lambda from Asbel]] into Mecha-Asbel. What does he say?
--> '''Asbel''': How about it, [[spoiler: Lambda]]? \\
'''[[spoiler: Lambda]]''': [[TheComicallySerious Impossible.]]\\

* Young Asbel vows revenge upon a door. Adult Asbel gets his vengence. BrickJokes are fun. (And, for once, Sophie didn't have to help!)

* Some of the more out-of-the-way skits can be humorous, mostly because the group is likely to lampshade them. For instance, one skit has Sophie and Pascal stopping to brush their teeth, apparently because Cheria complained that they need to do so more often, only for Cheria and Huburt to yell at them for wasting time because, whoops, they're currently being chased by some Fendelian guards!

* [[spoiler: Lambda's]] speech to Cheria before they go to Fodra's Core basically amounts to "He's (Asbel) is an idiot. Make sure he doesn't get himself killed."

--> Lady Kerri: "Asbel! You left your room, didn't you!"

--->''Asbel'': Abracadabra... go, uh, be quiet over there.

* If Malik uses his third Mystic Arte to defeat Lambda which he says will be the last victim of that skill and he uses it again in the Future arc a victory quote has Sophie lampshading about it and Malik escapes it by saying she must be talking about his "Eternal Sautee (Eternal Seneryade in Japanese) and Sophie just accepts it.

* During a post-battle moment in the UpdatedRerelease, it's commented upon how [[TokenMiniMoe Sophie]] loves to eat crablettes (basically an omelette or cake made with crab and eggs). When Pascal suggests that Richard, being the prince, eats "royal crablettes" every day, Sophie effectively turns into a zombie, shuffling after him and chanting with a CreepyMonotone for Richard to give her the "royal crablettes" which naturally freaks him out and causes him to back off with her in pursuit. Pascal just stands back grinning and waving them off.

** Speaking of Hubert and marriage, the event in the future arc that happens in Oswell's manor also features one. While Hubert, Malik, and Richard discuss how Hubert could get out of marriage with the president's daughter, Asbel spends the entire conversation wondering who Hubert likes [[LateToTheRealization until he finally gets it at the end]].

'''Asbel:''' ([[CornerOfWoe sulking]]) [[SurroundedByIdiots...aaaaand unable to coordinate]].

'''Asbel:''' ([[CornerOfWoe sulking]]) ...aaaaand unable to coordinate.

* Using enough of Cheria's A-Artes will earn her the title ''Prolific Stabber''.

* In one skit Cheria and Asbel attempt to needle Hubert about the gem polishing girl in Yu Liberte after completing her inn request. Hubert effortlessly shuts down their attempt to invoke SheIsNotMyGirlfriend by invoking [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend He Is Not My Boyfriend]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard on Cheria in return.]] Hubert has this confident grin at the end of it that really sells it.

---> '''Pascal:''' Like fun you didn't!

* Malik Beam. A [[LimitBreak Blast Caliber]] that has Malik shooting a blast of energy ''[[ImprobableWeaponUser out of his back]]''.

** Let's not forget his Blast Caliber with the ridiculous long title.