History Funny / TalesOfArise

-->'''Kisara''': How awful! That's three full days worth of snacks!
* The final sidequest is the party competing to develop a new drink to promote alongside the now famous Dohalim Pancakes. This time it is Kisara, Dohalim and Law competing with Shionne judging (Alphen correctly points out she just wants free drinks). Kisara makes a strawberry milk smoothie which Shionne likes but is a bit boring for a new product. Dohalim comes up with a viscous brown liquid. Despite its suspicious appearance, Shionne tries it and is surprised that it's a good savoury experience. Dohalim is promptly disqualified when he states he had effectively invented horse Bovril. Law panics and after a brief disappearance appears with a nice looking apple drink, complete with a fruit slice garnish. Shionne loves its pulpy texture and Law is asked how he made it. He smashed the fruit open on his forehead and wrung out the juice with his bare hands.

* If you cook Grilled Rappig Meat with Dohalim, Rinwell wigs out, asking you can possibly cook something with such cute little eyes, asking what it ever did to him. Dohalim simply points out calmly that they're perfectly edible, noting that it has become increasingly rare to eat them. The discussion turns to the preparation of the food, Law saying that "meat is meat." Dohalim then comments that he once read in a book about rare delicacies about how to prepare an owl, leading Rinwell to comment that he certainly won't be trying this with Hootle anytime soon.

* One of the skits involves Law asking Alphen how he can stand wearing his armor all the time now that he can feel hot and cold and other sensations again. He eventually points out how bad it must be if he had to say, take a leak, disgusted Rinwell, and Alphen agrees that it is a lot to take off. Nevertheless, he says that it's better to wear it whenever possible because you never know when the enemy might attack.

* When you cook the Cheese Fondue for the first time, Shionne complains about putting cheese into a pot to dip your food in rather than dumping it all on your plate, as the latter would greatly decrease the "plate-to-mouth time", in her words. The rest of the party assure her there is no wrong way to eat food so long as you're enjoying yourself, and reassured, Shionne proceeds to dump a ''massive'' amount of molten cheese on her food to the shock of everyone else. The kicker is the big smile on her face when she does so. Everyone else, on the other hand, looks like they just witnessed a murder.

* As a culmination of the sidequests that lead to the Dahnan/Renan wedding, Shionne and Kisara miss catching the bouquet, to their disappointment. Shionne, however, takes the superstition that it means she'll never get married way too seriously and seemingly starts to go into another HeroicBSOD until Alphen rushes in to save the day. How does he do it? By gifting her a bouquet-themed gun he designed (and he made a similarly themed sword for himself). [[LethalJokeWeapon They're quite decent weapons for that point in the game too]], and can last you the rest of the game if you decide to.

* As a culmination of the sidequests that lead to the Dahnan/Renan wedding, Shionne and Kisara miss catching the bouquet, to their disappointment. Shionne, however, takes the superstition that it means she'll never get married way too seriously and seemingly starts to go into another HeroicBSOD until Alphen rushes in to save the day. How does he do it? By gifting her a bouquet-themed gun he designed (and he made a similarly themed sword for himself [[LethalJokeWeapon They're quite decent weapons for that point in the game too]], and can last you the rest of the game if you decide to.

* Kisara and Lagill duel during a sidequest, and after coming out the victor and pulling out ahead of Lagill (they've been [[SeriousBusiness keeping track of several minor competitions to see who would come out on top,]] and beating Lagill means Kisara comes out ahead to fifty over her forty-nine) Lagill tries to save face by claiming she knows more about Migal than Kisara does. Kisara responds to this by proudly proclaiming she knows that Migal... [[TooMuchInformation had a mole on his left butt-cheek.]] Instead of disgusting Lagill, though...

-->'''Kisara:''' How many moles my brother had?
-->'''Lagill:''' Hey, that's unfair!

-->'''Migalpedia Description:''' Ever the expert on all things to do with her brother, Kisara is all too happy to discuss him [[LampshadeHanging no matter what looks she gets in the process.]]

-->'''Dohalim''': I think not. ''No one'' [[SeriousBusiness takes the first bath from me!]]
-->'''Shionne''': Oh boy, here we go...

** Their even more dire situation with Vholran in their next encounter with him is undercut by a... ''questionable'' thing he has to say when Dohalim realizes he's the fifth Lord of the Rena.
-->'''Vholran:''' "And [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext like a restless lover,]] I've come back for more."

-->'''Lagill:''': I... I had no idea. That's truly amazing.
** Zareh is there to comfort Lagill over the loss, and when Kisara fails to attract Zareh's attention, Lagill claims that being Zareh's favorite means she won the contest. Seeing how determined is, Kisara lets this pass so they tie at fifty-fifty. Kisara offers up her idea;

** The wedding itself is as sweet and romantic as one could expect, and helps to bridge the gap between the Renans and the Dahnans. Nottio and Cagali truly get the fairy tale romance they always wanted. However, the fact [[TwentyFourHourArmor Cagali attends in a beautiful dress while Nottio comes in full armor]] can certainly lead to snickers.

* As a culmination of the sidequests that lead to the Dahnan/Renan wedding, Shionne and Kisara miss catching the bouquet, to their disappointment. Shionne, however, takes the superstition that it means she'll never get married way too seriously and seemingly starts to go into another HeroicBSOD until Alphen rushes in to save the day. How does he do it? By gifting her a bouquet-themed gun he designed (and he made a similarly themed sword for himself). [[LethalJokeWeapon They're quite decent weapons for that point in the game too]], and can last you the rest of the game if you decide to.

*** Really, the entire chain is amazing just because the player gets to see these two grown, mature women, normally the icons of chivalry and professionalism in Kisara and Lagill respectively, fall apart and bicker like two children. What's better, the fight with Lagill is played up to resemble the classic ''Tales Of'' DuelBoss set-up!

** Kisara and Lagill duel during a sidequest, and after coming out the victor and pulling out ahead of Lagill (they've been [[SeriousBusiness keeping track of several minor competitions to see who would come out on top,]] and beating Lagill means Kisara comes out ahead to fifty over her forty-nine) Lagill tries to save face by claiming she knows more about Migal than Kisara does. Kisara responds to this by proudly proclaiming she knows that Migal... [[TooMuchInformation had a mole on his left butt-cheek.]] Instead of disgusting Lagill, though...

-->'''Alphen:''' Huh? ''(looks at his arms, which are scorched bare)'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Oh, right.]] [[{{Understatement}} Guess it's just as well that I can't feel it.]]

* In one of the first skits, Alphen grouses about how hard it is to scratch an itch on his face, along with eat due to the mask he's stuck wearing. Shionne, on the other hand, is just baffled that he can even see out of the thing at all.
* Soon after Kisara joins, she asks the others how they cook their meals. Turns out they basically just grab whatever, usually meat and nothing else. Kisara immediately takes over cooking duties to make sure these idiots are actually eating right.