History Funny / TARZAN

---> '''Tarzan:''' [''trying to sneak up on Kala, winds up an elephant trumpet'']\\
'''Kala:''' [''without looking, completely deadpan''] Don't even think about it.\\

* Jane's AttackAttackRetreatRetreat moment.

** When Jane ends up getting stuck:

** Followed by the OhCrap look on their faces when a roar from behind reminds Terk and Tantor Kerchak is after them and they promptly [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run for the hills]].

--> '''Tarzan:''' [''trying to sneak up on Kala, winds up an elephant trumpet'']\\

* This exchange:
--> '''Tarzan:''' [''trying to sneak up on Kala, winds up an elephant trumpet'']\\
'''Kala:''' [''without looking, completely deadpan''] Don't even think about it.\\
'''Tarzan:''' [''splutters out a deflated trumpet and swings around in front of her''] How'd you know it was me?\\
'''Kala:''' I'm your mother, I know everything. Now where have you been?\\
'''Tarzan:''' [''chuckling''] I thought you knew everything.
** And before that, Tarzan scaring his mother when he learns how to speak. She tries to get him to do quieter animals, but he thinks that's no fun. He even does a leopard sound. It gets even funnier when the youngest gorillas start mimicking him, much to the displeasure of their mothers.

* Young Tarzan pranking Kala by scaring her with an imitation of an elephant when she wakes and doesn't find him.

* Young Tarzan, not watching where he's going, runs headfirst into Kerchak. Kerchak scowls disapprovingly, and Terk bounds into view, ChewingTheScenery and sucking up outrageously.

-->'''Clayton''' [''visibly confused''] Have we...met?

** And before that, Tarzan repeats Clayton's name twice under the assumption it means "gunshot". Understandably, both the namesake and Prof. Porter are caught completely off-guard and their reaction is hilarious.
-->'''Clayton''' [''visibly confused''] Have we...met?\\

-->'''Clayton''' ['''visibly confused'''] Have we...met?\\

** And before that, Tarzan repeats Clayton's name twice under the assunption it means "gunshot". Understandably, both the namesake and Prof. Porter are caught completely off-guard and their reaction is hilarious.

** And before that, Tarzan repeats Clayton's name twice under the assunption it means "gunshot". Understandably, both the namesake and Prof. Porter are completely off-guard and their reaction is hilarious.

'''Clayton''' ['''visibly confused'''] Have we...met?\\

* [[RantInducingSlight "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION!]] TARZAN NEEDS US! AND WE'RE GOING TO HELP HIM! YOU GOT THAT?!"[[labelnote:*]]Not only did Creator/WayneKnight deliver this line ''beautifully'', there's also this hilariously subtle interpretation: He's basically yelling at Terk because she is acting like she [[{{Pun}} doesn't give a shit.]][[/labelnote]]

** '''"I'M GONNA KILL HIIIIMMMMMMMM!"'''

-->'''Clayton''': Where are the gorillas? [''Tarzan tries to examine, but Clayton grabs him by his wrist''] GO-RIL-LAS!\\
'''Tarzan''': GO-RIL-LAS!\\

'''Clayton''': Then I'll make him understand. If I can teach a parrot to sing "God save the Queen", I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two. [''draws a crude gorilla on Jane's chalkboard and points to it''] Gorilla.\\
'''Tarzan''': [''looks at the chalk''] Gorilla.\\

'''Tarzan''': Gor-illa! [''proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard''] Gorrrrr-illllla!\\

* Granted it's a [[NightmareFuel suspenseful]] [[AdultFear scene]], we have Kala, a sweet, wise gorilla wife and [[HappilyAdopted mother]], narrowly catch baby Tarzan by his diaper through an opening in the tree house's floorboards, yet the poor dear [[NotSoAboveItAll falls for the old conundrum of confusedly trying to get an object through a smaller opening]].

* During the "Son of Man" montage, the unimpressed glare on Kerchak's face as he watches Tarzan swinging through the trees, clearly reads, [[NotSoAboveItAll "Show-off."]] During the same sequence a young Tarzan chucks his makeshift spear through the air, catching several fruits...and landing right besides Kerchak's head, giving him a Music/CarmenMiranda-esque fruit hat. Kerchak just silently [[DeathGlare glares]] at Tarzan with a utterly exasperated expression as Tarzan sheepishly hides behind the tree.

* During the "Son of Man" montage, the unimpressed glare on Kerchak's face as he watches Tarzan swinging through the trees, clearly reads, [[NotSoAboveItAll "Show-off."]]

-->'''Tarzan:''' Terk, I'm asking you as a friend.\\

--->'''Jane:''' [[TemptingFate It can't get any worse, can it?]] [''ThunderEqualsDownpour'' [=/=] ''CueTheRain''] Obviously, it can.

'''Clayton:''' [''grabs the chalk from Tarzan's hand and shakes his fist him''] No! No, no, no, no, no!\\

''Tarzan and Clayton look at each other''

--> '''Jane''' ''(hesitantly):'' No, no -- get off -- get -- get off -- ''(abruptly belting it out)'' '''Geddorff!'''

* When they meet the Gorilla Herd and Clayton marks the spot on the map, it seems to be creepy and perhaps rather obvious ForeShadowing, but then there's a total MoodSwing when the Gorillas take an interest in him, snatching the map away briefly, and then taking his rifle away and examining and playing with it -- one of them is looking right down the barrel.
--> '''Clayton:''' ''(trying to tug it back)'' Give me that! Hey, what are you doing? Now, stop that! Stop! Hold on now. Leave that! That is not to be played with!

--> '''Terk:''' TARZAN! Thank goodness you're all right! Kala and I ''(sobbing)'' have been so worried! Oh! Thank you! Thank you so much for finding him, Kerchak - you are such a ''wise'' and ''caring'' leader... ''(whispers in Tarzan's ear)'' [[DontAskJustRun Run!]]

--> '''Jane''' ''(hesitantly):'' No, no - get off - get - get off - ''(abruptly belting it out)'' '''Geddorff!'''

* [[RantInducingSlight "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION!]] TARZAN NEEDS US! AND WE'RE GOING TO HELP HIM! YOU GOT THAT?!"[[labelnote:*]]Not only did Creator/WayneKnight deliver this line ''beautifully'', there's also this hilariously subtle interpretation: He's basically yelling at Terk because she is acting like she [[{{Pun}} doesn't giving a shit.]][[/labelnote]]

* When they meet the Gorilla Herd and Clayton marks the spot on the map, it seems to be creepy and perhaps rather obvious ForeShadowing, but then there's a total MoodSwing when the Gorillas take an interest in him, snatching the map away briefly, and then taking his rifle away and examining and playing with it - one of them is looking right down the barrel.

* [[RantInducingSlight "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION!]] TARZAN NEEDS US! AND WE'RE GOING TO HELP HIM! YOU GOT THAT?!"[[labelnote:*]]Not only did Creator/WayneKnight deliver this line ''beautifully'', there's also the hilariously subtle [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar radar-dodging]]: He's basically yelling at Terk because she is acting like she [[{{Pun}} doesn't giving a shit.]][[/labelnote]]

* [[RantInducingSlight "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION!]] TARZAN NEEDS US! AND WE'RE GOING TO HELP HIM! YOU GOT THAT?!"[[labenote:*]]Not only did Creator/WayneKnight deliver this line ''beautifully'', there's also the hilariously subtle [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar radar-dodging]]: He's basically yelling at Terk because she is acting like she [[{{Pun}} doesn't giving a shit.]][[/labelnote]]

* [[RantInducingSlight "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION! TARZAN NEEDS US! AND WE'RE GOING TO HELP HIM! YOU GOT THAT?!"]]

'''Jane''': There's an army of monkeys! A huge tree full of them! Screaming at me! (''mimics hooting'')\\

'''Prof. Porter''': With the monkeys, yes? In the air?!\\
'''Jane''': And then I was surrounded! And, Daddy... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking THEY TOOK MY BOOT!]]\\

* When they meet the Gorilla Herd and Clayton marks the map, it seems to be creepy and perhaps rather obvious ForeShadowing, but then there's a total MoodSwing when the Gorillas take an interest in him, snatching the map away briefly, and then taking his rifle away and examining and playing with it - one of them is looking right down the barrel.
--> '''Clayton:''' ''(trying to tug it back)'' "Give me that! That is not to be played with!"