History Funny / SystemShock

25th May '17 9:12:35 AM CynicalBastardo
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--> [[spoiler:"Naah." *click* '''*BLAM*''']]

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--> [[spoiler:"Naah." *click* '''*BLAM*''']]'''*BLAM*''']]
* In the mall on the recreation deck, Xerxes calmly announces that there there are 162 shopping days left until Christmas and that working overtime twice a week will give a crewmember enough money, even though there is nobody left on board who is in any position to care about Christmas. Bear in mind that most of his announcements are about the ship's security system and the glory of The Many.
22nd Jul '16 8:29:26 AM RandomChain
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* If the hacker fires the laser before raising the shields, he will get an email from SHODAN thanking him for helping destroy earth and inviting him to the party.
* One of the relays you can find on the maintenance level is labeled "Soylent Green Filtration Control".
7th Jun '16 4:55:08 AM MasterDeva
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!!System Shock 2



!!System Shock 2
30th May '16 4:39:59 AM X877
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29th May '16 2:15:11 AM X877
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* In a combined example of NightmareFuel and CrowingMomentOfFunny, XERXES inviting everyone to a poetry reading is pretty funny, while also being very creepy. In the same way, the overly-polite things the crazed helper robots can be pretty amusing.

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* In a combined example of NightmareFuel and CrowingMomentOfFunny, XERXES inviting everyone to a poetry reading is pretty funny, while also being very creepy. In the same way, the overly-polite things the crazed helper robots can be pretty amusing.
29th May '16 2:13:35 AM X877
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* The ending. [[EvilGloating A dramatic, frightening speech]] by [[spoiler: SHODAN]], [[WeCanRuleTogether coupled with offers to dominate the universe together...]] and the camera suddenly zooms in on the player complete with wooshing sound effect. And what does Goggles have to say to this offer?
-->"[[LittleNo Nah.]]" ([[spoiler: [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Shoots SHODAN in the face]].]])

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* The ending. [[EvilGloating A dramatic, frightening speech]] by [[spoiler: SHODAN]], [[WeCanRuleTogether coupled with offers to dominate the universe together...]] and the camera suddenly zooms in on the player complete with wooshing sound effect. And what does Goggles have to say to this offer?
-->"[[LittleNo Nah.]]" ([[spoiler: [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Shoots SHODAN in the face]].]])
17th May '16 10:54:17 PM Nylsa
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!!System Shock



-->"[[LittleNo Nah.]]" ([[spoiler: [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Shoots SHODAN in the face]].]])

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-->"[[LittleNo Nah.]]" ([[spoiler: [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Shoots SHODAN in the face]].]])]])
!!System Shock 2
* The ending has The BigBad offer to bargain with the Soldier after he defeats it by offering him even more power if he will join it, Darth Vader style.
--> [[spoiler:"Naah." *click* '''*BLAM*''']]
9th Jan '16 4:11:25 PM DarkHunter
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* In the first game, an exchange of E-mails soon after clearing the medical level:
-->'''Lansing''': Be careful, we believe SHODAN is trying to jam----''*static*''
-->'''SHODAN''': I prefer a ''quiet'' station, thank you.
1st Nov '14 2:59:04 PM MaddKossack115
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* The ending. [[HannibalLecture A dramatic, frightening speech]] by [[spoiler: SHODAN]], [[WeCanRuleTogether coupled with offers to dominate the universe together...]] and the camera suddenly zooms in on the player complete with wooshing sound effect. And what does Goggles have to say to this offer?
-->"[[LittleNo Nah.]]" [[spoiler: ([[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Shoots SHODAN in the face]])]]

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* The ending. [[HannibalLecture [[EvilGloating A dramatic, frightening speech]] by [[spoiler: SHODAN]], [[WeCanRuleTogether coupled with offers to dominate the universe together...]] and the camera suddenly zooms in on the player complete with wooshing sound effect. And what does Goggles have to say to this offer?
-->"[[LittleNo Nah.]]" [[spoiler: ([[WhyDontYouJustShootHim ([[spoiler: [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Shoots SHODAN in the face]])]]face]].]])
1st Nov '14 2:57:11 PM MaddKossack115
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* The ending. A dramatic, frightening speech, coupled with offers to dominate the universe together... and the camera suddenly zooms in on the player complete with wooshing sound effect. And what does Goggles have to say to this offer?
-->"Nah."

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* The ending. [[HannibalLecture A dramatic, frightening speech, speech]] by [[spoiler: SHODAN]], [[WeCanRuleTogether coupled with offers to dominate the universe together... together...]] and the camera suddenly zooms in on the player complete with wooshing sound effect. And what does Goggles have to say to this offer?
-->"Nah."-->"[[LittleNo Nah.]]" [[spoiler: ([[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Shoots SHODAN in the face]])]]
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