History Funny / Survivor

19th May '17 8:25:16 PM MJaxon
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* Kelly, a whitewater rafting guide, lost an boat rowing immunity challenge to Gervase, who couldn't swim.
--> '''Kelly''': I lost to the guy who can't swim

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* Kelly, a whitewater rafting guide, lost an boat rowing immunity challenge to Gervase, who picked to be his team's rower because he couldn't swim.swim (and thus probably shouldn't be asked to tread water in the middle of the ocean).
--> '''Kelly''': I lost to the guy who can't swimswim.
19th May '17 8:18:40 PM MJaxon
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* Kelly, a whitewater rafting guide, lost an boat rowing immunity challenge to Gervase, who couldn't swim.
--> '''Kelly''': I lost to the guy who can't swim
16th May '17 5:18:18 PM nombretomado
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** Wes also [[BreakingTheFourthWall bringing]] [[CallBack up]] Jeff's ShirtlessScene on TwoAndAHalfMen while completely punch-drunk after eating.

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** Wes also [[BreakingTheFourthWall bringing]] [[CallBack up]] Jeff's ShirtlessScene on TwoAndAHalfMen ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'' while completely punch-drunk after eating.
12th Apr '17 9:44:47 PM Maddoxsort
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLxvCsh9HR4 The Final Four Tiebreaker]] in ''Cook Islands''. It lasted ''ninety minutes'', by far the longest tiebreaker challenge in the show's history. The jury seems insanely bored by it, and at the hour mark, Jeff gives participants Sundra and Becky mataches. Sundra ''runs out.''

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLxvCsh9HR4 The Final Four Tiebreaker]] in ''Cook Islands''. It lasted ''ninety minutes'', by far the longest tiebreaker challenge in the show's history. The jury seems insanely bored by it, and at the hour mark, Jeff gives participants Sundra and Becky mataches.matches. Sundra ''runs out.''
29th Mar '17 7:20:50 PM TheNobullman
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** Even though his elimination is sad and his final words are emotional, Malcolm manages to say that J.T., who inadvertently screwed him over, is "not getting a Christmas card".[[/folder]]

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** Even though his elimination is sad and his final words are emotional, Malcolm manages to say that J.T., who inadvertently screwed him over, is "not getting a Christmas card".card".
* At the fifth Tribal Council, the vote is between J.T. and Michaela after they argued in Tribal Council. As the votes are read, Michaela stops to pour herself water in one of the mugs the Nuku tribe won with their coffee and drinks it as the votes are read.
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23rd Mar '17 5:24:12 PM TheNobullman
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* In the E4 blindfold challenge, generally the caller tells people "go" if they need them to go straight ahead. Instead...
--> '''Varner:''' ''HAUL ASS HAUL ASS HAUL ASS!''
* At E4's two-tribe Tribal Council, due to the way it's structured, everyone starts talking to people with an increased lack of subtlety, to the point where both tribes are openly huddling with each other with swing votes J.T. and Hali walking between them. During this, Hali looks at Probst and awkwardly grins.
** Jeff announces it as time to vote and calls on Hali. She just sits there and eventually utters out "uhm... I don't consent."
** Varner says in a voting confessional that if his target (Sierra) pulls out an idol "I will soil myself".
** Aubry talks about the tense situation of an opposite tribe also being at Tribal Council, saying it's like walking into the wrong wedding. When everyone starts cross-whispering, she compares them to carrier pigeons.
** When Tai goes to play the idol on Sierra, he calls her "pretty lady!"
** The Manas tell Hali at TC (where she is sitting at the far left) that "she knows where she stands" over there. Michaela of Nuku adds "Yeah, right on the end where they put you".
** Even though his elimination is sad and his final words are emotional, Malcolm manages to say that J.T., who inadvertently screwed him over, is "not getting a Christmas card".
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9th Mar '17 8:15:22 AM rzrettig96
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* Tony may not have been around for long, but he gave us a lot in two hours:
** Arriving at Mana camp and getting to know everybody...then [[RefugeInAudacity racing off into the woods and shrieking in llama like a madman in full view of the rest of the tribe.]] Everybody thought he'd be looking for idols, but nobody followed him.
** Related to the above, his utter disbelief when he realized that nobody followed him and deciding to look for idols anyway since they didn't bite.
** Expecting everybody to be looking for his Spy Shacks, coming up with the logical progression, the Spy ''Bunker''...which was just a trench covered with leaves next to the well.
9th Mar '17 1:47:33 AM TheGingerArtist
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* Sandra explains to Jeff at Tribal Council that the difference between her and Tony is that his style of playing is crazy, while hers is calm... and then immediately freaks out herself and almost everyone else in the tribe when she finds a huge bug in her hair. Michaela's reaction was probably the greatest - she's on the ''other end'' of the seats but still ''jumps out and screams''.
* Brad's comment about Tai and the goats is either a playful jab at his FriendToAllLivingThings personality, or a [[TakeThat stealthy one]] at his FTC performance.
--> Brad: "If we want to kill a goat, we're gonna have to kill Tai!"
9th Feb '17 4:36:43 PM MummyGaGa
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