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** I WANT A SODA!!




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* After putting a glowstick inside a drink...
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Now we're talking! I bet you can see this thing from space! Hey astronauts, throw me down some freeze-dried ice cream! And none of that Neapolitan crap!
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** During said fight, if you inspect the pile of Papier-mâché skulls, Strong Bad wonders aloud how [[DumbMuscle Strong Mad]] convinced Marzipan to make them for him. The big guy's response confirms that Marzipan helped, but as for how he got said help?
-->'''Strong Mad:''' [[spoiler: [[HiddenDepths I HELPED WITH HER INCOME TAX!]]]]

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* To get Strong Mad to join with Strong Bad, you have to fight a giant Taranchula standee that Strong Mad has with him, holding two spider cutouts, one red (breathes fire) and one blue (breathes ice). The whole "fight" is pretty hilarious, but the funniest part of all comes after you finally "kill" the standee:
-->'''Strong Mad:''' ''[[SkywardScream (looking skyward)]]'' [[BigWhy WHY, STRONG BAD, WHY?!?]]



* After Strong Bad chops off both heads on the Taranchula standee, controlled by Strong Mad, thereby "defeating" it, an anguished Strong Mad cries, "WHY, STRONG BAD, WHY?!?"

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* After The "fight" with the Taranchula standee is pretty hilarious, but the best part comes at the end of the fight: after Strong Bad chops off both heads on the Taranchula standee, controlled by Strong Mad, thereby "defeating" it, an anguished Strong Mad cries, [[SkywardScream looks upward and cries]], [[BigWhy "WHY, STRONG BAD, WHY?!?"WHY?!?"]]
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* To get Strong Mad to join with Strong Bad, you have to fight a giant Taranchula standee that Strong Mad has with him, holding two spider cutouts, one red (breathes fire) and one blue (breathes ice). The whole "fight" is pretty hilarious, but the funniest part of all comes after you finally "kill" the standee:
-->'''Strong Mad:''' ''[[SkywardScream (looking skyward)]]'' [[BigWhy WHY, STRONG BAD, WHY?!?]]
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--->'''Coach Z''': [[ThePriceIsRight I think they've all overbid! One dollar! One dollar!]]

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--->'''Coach Z''': [[ThePriceIsRight [[Series/ThePriceIsRight I think they've all overbid! One dollar! One dollar!]]
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** After you convince Strong Sad that he pretendicitis he panics and runs off screaming to the nearest hospital...only to return a few seconds later.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' That didn't take long.
-->'''Strong Sad:''' Turns out the Homsar Reservation has free health care.

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* After Strong Bad chops off both heads on the Taranchula standee, controlled by Strong Mad, thereby "defeating" it, an anguished Strong Mad cries, "WHY, STRONG BAD, WHY?!?"



* After Strong Bad chops off both heads on the Taranchula standee, controlled by Strong Mad, thereby "defeating" it, an anguished Strong Mad cries, "WHY, STRONG BAD, WHY?!?"

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* After Strong Bad chops off both heads on the Taranchula standee, controlled by Strong Mad, thereby "defeating" it, an anguished Strong Mad cries, "WHY, STRONG BAD, WHY?!?"

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* In Teen Girl Squad, if you use the ringtone on one girl, a rat appears and asks "Dang, is that Brainkreig? I love cheese. I mean Brainkreig." Use the cell phone on the same girl and she is stampeded by rats.
-->'''Narrator:''' RATS LIKE METAL!! (Apparently)\\

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* In The interactive Teen Girl Squad, Squad minigame has some funny moments:
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if you use the ringtone on one girl, a rat appears and asks "Dang, is that Brainkreig? I love cheese. I mean Brainkreig." Use the cell phone on the same girl and she is stampeded by rats.
-->'''Narrator:''' --->'''Narrator:''' RATS LIKE METAL!! (Apparently)\\



** Using the kissyface in the first scene has the girl using it flirting with one of the other girls before being asked who she's talking to.
-->'''Girl:''' Oh, that's what I'd say... if a boy was here.

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** Using the kissyface in the first scene has the girl using it flirting with no one of the other girls in particular before being asked who she's talking to.
-->'''Girl:''' --->'''Girl:''' Oh, [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday that's what I'd say... if a boy was here.here]].
** Have one of the girls try to kiss Basketballa results in them getting a face-full of "TEEN BOY STINK!" If you used the perfume on that girl, the "perfume stank" and "athletic stonk" somehow combine to form toxic mustard gas.
--->'''Girl:''' Oh, the chemistry!



-->'''Mayor:''' What will our fair city do without this brave robotic duck?!\\

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-->'''Mayor:''' --->'''Mayor:''' What will our fair city do without this brave robotic duck?!\\
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** While going through the airvents, you'll pass another vent and hear the King of Town from another room. Sometimes he'll be saying stuff like "I think Thursday should be called Nougat Day, which will be filled with rich, creamy nougat!" But the kicker is when you hear him messily eating, followed by an enormous belch; he then laments "[[OhNoNotAgain Oh, dear. I've eaten my foot. Again.]]"
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* If you talk to Coach Z at the [=PomStar=] stage after sabotaging the Two-O Duo, but before sabotaging Pom Pom and Homestar:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Tired of trying to make things work as the One-O-Uno?\\
'''Coach Z:''' Aw, Bubs'll be back. He loves me like a brother! (''beat'') Hates me like a brother, too!
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* Homestar's song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq8r0GjXeQ Food-Related Love]]".

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* Homestar's song "[[https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq8r0GjXeQ Food-Related Love]]"."Girl, we got a food-related love, and it makes me want to sing..."]]

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-->'''Strong Mad:''' AULD LANG SYNE!

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-->'''Strong Mad:''' AULD LANG SYNE!
SYNE! ''(jumps up through the roof)''
-->'''Coach Z:''' Now that is one smart kid. Thanks for clearing that up, Strong Bad. Who knows what kinda whatsit storm Strong Mad woulda unleashed if he went off his schedule!



* Homestar's song "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sq8r0GjXeQ Food-Related Love]]".



* If you talk to the Cheat after sabotaging both Cool Tapes (the band the Cheat is in) and the Two-O-Duo (the band the Cheat watches when he gets a break), you get the following exchange:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' What's the word, the Cheat?

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* If you talk to the The Cheat after sabotaging both Cool Tapes (the band the The Cheat is in) and the Two-O-Duo (the band the The Cheat watches when he gets a break), you get the following exchange:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' What's the word, the The Cheat?




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* The King of Town: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Did someone say? Bleached? Buttered? BATS??!!"]]
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' By the power of... uh... (Nausiated) brown skull...
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Steath-action Strong Bad comes with everything you see here!

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-->'''Strong Bad:''' By the power of... uh... (Nausiated) (Nauseated) brown skull...
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Steath-action Stealth-action Strong Bad comes with everything you see here!



-->'''Strong Bad''': Not Marzipan! ''(to himself)'' Though that's a pretty good one. Gotta remember that.

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-->'''Strong Bad''': Not Marzipan! ''(to himself)'' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Though that's a pretty good one. Gotta remember that.]]
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'''Bubs:''' ''(VERY angry at Coach Z)'' THAT'S IT! I don't know ''why'' I thought it would be a good idea to get back together with a clumsy dumsy like you...\\

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'''Bubs:''' ''(VERY angry at Coach Z)'' THAT'S IT! I don't know ''why'' I thought it would be a good idea to get back together with a big clumsy dumsy like you...\\



'''Bubs:''' ...but I'm never, ''ever'', EVER sharin' a stage, arena, or transient men's motel lounge with you ever again! ''EVER!''\\

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'''Bubs:''' ...but I'm never, ''ever'', EVER sharin' sharing a stage, arena, or transient men's motel lounge with you ever again! ''EVER!''\\

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** Using the kissyface in the first scene has the girl using it flirting with one of the other girls before being asked who she's talking too.

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** Using the kissyface in the first scene has the girl using it flirting with one of the other girls before being asked who she's talking too.to.
-->'''Girl:''' Oh, that's what I'd say... if a boy was here.
** Using the candy bar on The Ugly One during the third scene has her get zapped by a robotic penguin [[DisproportionateRetribution for smuggling outside food past "concession stand security"]]. Then the penguin eats the bar himself and chokes on it.
-->'''Mayor:''' What will our fair city do without this brave robotic duck?!\\
'''Robotic Penguin:''' [[IAmNotWeasel ...Penguin.]]\\
'''Mayor:''' No, you kiddin' me? A penguin, huh? All this time...
* When you first get to the field, Homestar is apparently getting tired of Marzipan bugging him about the preparations for the victory party.
-->'''Homestar:''' Marzipan just wanted my opinion on the decorations... and the cake jugglers... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and the plight of the lowlands toad weasel]]... and the, the... (''descends into {{Angrish}}, then kicks his cell phone across the track'') Pardon me, I'm off to the locker room to reacquire my game-face.
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** Using the kissyface in the first scene has the girl using it flirting with one of the other girls before being asked who she's talking too.
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* Homestar's reactions to the failed results for the Draft Wheel, including [[SorryBillyButYouJustDontHaveLegs Li'l Brudder]], [[CompanionCube the Bennedetto brothers]], and... [[TalkingToThemself Homestar Runner]].

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* Homestar's reactions to the failed results for the Draft Wheel, including [[SorryBillyButYouJustDontHaveLegs Li'l Brudder]], Brudder, [[CompanionCube the Bennedetto brothers]], and... [[TalkingToThemself Homestar Runner]].

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* "[[KleptomaniacHero Puttin' bat hutches in my pants]], hope I don't get bit!"



-->'''Dangeresque:''' [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my father!]] [[PrepareToDie Prepare to have a bullet from my nunchuk gun pierce your flesh, causing internal injuries and bleeding, which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die.]]

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-->'''Dangeresque:''' [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my father!]] [[PrepareToDie Prepare to to]] [[MotorMouth have a bullet from my nunchuk gun pierce your flesh, causing internal injuries and bleeding, which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die.]]die!]]



* Marzipan's freakishly large teeth after being turned into [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Lady Crate Ape]].

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* Marzipan's freakishly large teeth after being turned into [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Lady Crate Ape]].Ape]].
* In the ''Peasant's Quest'' world, Strong Bad finds "ye flask". Sure enough, if you try to get Strong Bad to pick it up, he'll complain about [[YouCantGetYeFlask not being able to reach it]].
* Strong Sad in the world of Peasant's Quest, dressed as a princess... er, ''[[InsistentTerminology wizard]]''.
** How do you get past Strong Sad's bottomless supply of repetitive {{Fetch Quest}}s? [[spoiler: Give him a piece of scorpion food, causing him to get attacked by Munchox, AKA the King of Town with a low-res scorpion tail attached.]]
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* The reason why Strong Bad's no longer allowed to any of Marizpan's parties: It involves him wearing an eyepatch, claiming to be "Lord Barglebroth", demanding "All shall kneel before my style!" and jumping off the roof of her house into a cake.

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* The reason why Strong Bad's no longer allowed to any of Marizpan's parties: It involves him wearing an eyepatch, claiming to be "Lord Barglebroth", Barglebroth, come for [their] souls", demanding "All shall kneel before my style!" and jumping off the roof of her house into a cake.
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*** This line is even more hilarious when you consider the player has the ability to set locations anywhere on their (Real world) map, meaning you could feasibly place Venice in Africa.
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'''Coach Z:''' ''(terrified about what he just did)'' Oh, jeez!\\

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'''Coach Z:''' ''(terrified about what he just did)'' [[OhCrap Oh, jeez!\\jeez!]]\\
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-->'''Strong Bad''': Not Marzipan! (to himself) Though that's a pretty good one. Gotta remember that.

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-->'''Strong Bad''': Not Marzipan! (to himself) ''(to himself)'' Though that's a pretty good one. Gotta remember that.



-->'''Strong Bad''': No, Homestar, we... {quickly taken by surprise} Wait. That was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?

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-->'''Strong Bad''': No, Homestar, we... {quickly ''(quickly taken by surprise} surprise)'' Wait. That was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?
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-->'''Homestar''': Well, the draft didn't work, Strong Bad. Only one thing left to do: clone an army of mutant super-soldiers.
-->'''Strong Bad''': No, Homestar, we-- ''(taken by surprise)'' Wait, that was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?

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-->'''Homestar''': Well, the draft didn't work, Strong Bad. Only one thing left to do: clone an army of mutant super-soldiers.
-->'''Strong Bad''': No, Homestar, we-- ''(taken by surprise)'' Wait, that was an option? How come you come up with the unbelievably cool ideas only AFTER I'm committed to this one?



-->'''Homestar''': Recruit, are you ready to put your life, and some cool camos on the line?
-->'''Coach Z''': [[ThePriceIsRight I think they've all overbid! One dollar! One dollar!]]

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-->'''Homestar''': --->'''Homestar''': Recruit, are you ready to put your life, and some cool camos on the line?
-->'''Coach --->'''Coach Z''': [[ThePriceIsRight I think they've all overbid! One dollar! One dollar!]]




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* Related to the above, the game's [[TheStinger stinger line]], spoken by the King of Town:
-->'''The King of Town''': What's a king gotta do to get some chili mac up in here?
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* After Dadgeresque "dies", Dangeresque aims his nunchuk gun at Homestar as Uzi Bazooka and delivers this line:
-->'''Dangeresque:''' [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my father!]] [[PrepareToDie Prepare to have a bullet from my nunchuk gun pierce your flesh, causing internal injuries and bleeding, which, if left unchecked, could cause you to die.]]
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-->(jumps up into vent just Strong Mad arrives)

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-->(jumps up into vent just as Strong Mad arrives)
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** At one point, Homestar references another ExpositionFairy by popping up and saying [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime "Hey! Listen!"]]

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** "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!"



* The final line of the game after [[spoiler:Strong Bad tricks The King of Town into reclaiming his throne.]]
-->'''The King of Town''': I sure showed him a thing or tw-aah crap.

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* The final line of the game after [[spoiler:Strong Bad tricks The King of Town into reclaiming his throne.throne ''and'' repealing the e-mail tax.]]
-->'''The King of Town''': I sure showed him a thing or tw-aah tw--aw, crap.



* This rather creepy exchange

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* This rather creepy exchangeexchange:



-->'''Dangeresque:''' Don't do this dad, you have to hang on! Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! Umm... She Bop!

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-->'''Dangeresque:''' Don't do this dad, you have to hang on! [[WaxingLyrical Did you ever know that you're my hero? We've only just begun! You're the wind beneath my wings! wings!]] [[OverlyLongGag Umm... She Bop!Bop!]]


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* If you try to leave the House of the Brothers Strong before talking to Strong Sad, he'll remark "You can't take on Trogdor without calling Product Support first! You'll void your warranty, [[BringMyBrownPants and maybe your bladder!]]"
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** Hilariously, he follows it up with "Yep, Venice. And I know exactly where it is located."
* This rather creepy exchange
--> '''Renaldo''': Well, it's not about the money for me, Dangeresque. I just want to be a hero one more time before I retire.
--> '''Dangeresque''': {creepily admirable tone} You'll always be a hero to me, Renaldo.
--> '''Renaldo''': {disturbed} ...Uncomfortable...!


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* The scenes where Dangeresque draws his nunchuck gun out on someone. Top prize goes to when he tries to draw it out on The Poopsmith playing the female hostage, but can't due to cracking up.

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