History Funny / StrikeTheBlood

* Speaking of misunderstandings, Kojou and Yukina eavesdrop on [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a rather suggestive conversation]] between Nagisa and a boy on the rooftop. [[BigBrotherInstinct Kojou immediately tries to put a halt to it.]] [[spoiler:Turns out that Nagisa was looking for someone to adopt a few kittens that Kanon had found.]]

* Sayaka and Asagi bicker over Kojou [[spoiler:while they try to find where he and Yukina have been sent off to by Possession Mask.]] Yaze has to step in to get them back on track. He does so by making them aware of the fact that Kujou and Yukina are alone on a deserted island, possibly heading towards a [[Literature/TheBlueLagoon "Blue Something-or-Another moment"]]. Sayaka and Asagi quickly declare a truce.
* [[spoiler:After Kojou is almost killed by Kanon,]] Yukina gives him her blood to help him heal [[spoiler:and possibly unlock another familiar.]] She ends up lying flat on her back, half-naked and unconscious from blood loss, just as [[AccidentalPervert Kojou wakes up on top of her.]]

* [[spoiler:La Folia]] kisses Kojou right on the lips, right in front of [[{{Tsundere}} Yukina]] and [[ChildhoodFriend Asagi]]. Then she just flashes them both a cheeky grin.

* An ill-timed [[spoiler:warp in space-time, part of a series occurring all across the island,]] results in [[AccidentalPervert Kojou accidentally walking in on Kanon and Astarte in the bath.]] [[OhCrap The horrified look on his face]] is hilarious enough, but Astarte also makes this little gem of a comment.

* When La Folia finds out what Yuuma has done with Kojou's body, [[spoiler:namely swapped his with hers]], she shakes her head and says "This is quite a problem, Sayaka. I can't produce an heir with him like this."
** Yukina, pressed for time, sums up the whole mess succinctly: "Some things happened, and [[spoiler:he's a girl now]]".

** Not long after, [[{{Fanservice}} Asagi's towel accidentally falls off]], to which Kojou can't help but faint from a massive {{Nosebleed}} that nearly fills the pool. [[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGun Said blood ends up being used by Natsuki to recover some of her lost memories]].]]

* Natsuki's OutOfCharacterMoment when she [[spoiler:puts her younger self into reboot mode.]]
-->'''Natsuki:''' NATSU-[[spoiler:KYUN]]
* Episode 23: [[spoiler:Kojou and Yukina's time-travelling daughter]] acts exactly like you might expect from that description.
** The real kicker is when said character meets Yaze: [[spoiler:"Well, you're much thinner. And your hair's so thick…"]]

* Vatler, of all people, awkwardly looking away and rubbing the back of his head when Kojou sucked Yukina's blood ''in public'' [[spoiler:while the battle with the time-traveling dragon was momentarily on hold.]]
** [[spoiler:Kojou and Yukina's daughter's]] [[LuminescentBlush expression]] as she watches the same thing.
* It turns out that Yukina mistook a reminder for a regular medical exam as [[spoiler:an order to return to the Lion King Organization.]]
* Kojou and Yukina finally figure out just who is [[spoiler:the time-traveling girl]].

'''Kojou:''' She seriously looked a lot like you, though. I almost thought you could have been [[spoiler:[[UncannyFamilyResemblance mother and daughter.]]]] Come to think of it, didn't she call you [[spoiler:Mom]]?\\
'''Yukina:''' But she was [[spoiler:a vampire]], right?\\

* In the "Kingdom of Valkyria" OVA, King Lucas Rihavein of Aldegyr was already in PapaWolf mode due to his daughter's romantic interest in the Fourth Progenitor. He becomes even more upset when he finds out that Kanon [[spoiler:(his wife's half-sister)]] was the same, and angrily asks Kojou "just how many girls have [he] sunk [his] teeth into?" Lucas meant it metaphorically, but Yukina, Sayaka and Astarte self-consciously cover the side of their necks with their hand. The implication is enough that the king pulls out a literal ''axe'' to grind against Kojou.

* "You mean you used me as a ''fluffer''?"[[labelnote:*]]Technically it translates to "appetizer", though considering he's a vampire, the meaning is almost exactly the same.[[/labelnote]] as Kojou embraces Yukina briefly to get aroused enough to take Astarte's blood. Girl doesn't know what a golf club is, does know what a fluffer is. What do they teach at Lion King Academy anyway?

''[cue ScreamDiscretionShot]''

'''Kojou:''' ''[busts through the door]'' Break it up, you two!
* And before that is Yukina voicing her [[BrutalHonesty blunt opinion]] of [[IncestSubtext Kojou's relationship with his sister.]]

''[the plane lifts off]''\\

-->'''Kojou:''' ''"What the hell?!"''

''[[[{{Beat}} awkward silence]]]''\\

* "You mean you used me as a ''fluffer''?"[[labelnote:*]]Technically it translates to "appetizer", though considering he's a vampire, the meaning is almost exactly the same[[/labelnote]]as Kojou embraces Yukina briefly to get aroused enough to take Astarte's blood. Girl doesn't know what a golf club is, does know what a fluffer is. What do they teach at Lion King Academy anyway?

* In the "Kingdom of Valkyria" OVA, King Lucas Rihavein of Aldegyr was already in PapaWolf mode due to his daughter's romantic interest in the Fourth Progenitor. He becomes even more upset when he finds out that Kanon [[spoiler:(his wife's half-sister)]] was the same, and angrily asks Kojou "just how many girls have [he] sunk [his] teeth into?" Lucas meant it metaphorically, but Yukina, Sayaka and Astarte self-consciously cover the side of their necks with their hand. The implication is more than enough that the king pulls out a literal axe to grind against Kojou.

* "You mean you used me as a ''fluffer''?[[labelnote:*]]Technically it translates to "appetizer", though considering he's a vampire, the meaning is almost exactly the same.[[/labelnote]]" as Kojou embraces Yukina briefly to get aroused enough to take Astarte's blood. Girl doesn't know what a golf club is, does know what a fluffer is. What do they teach at Lion King Academy anyway?

* "You mean you used me as a fluffer?" as Kojou embraces Yukina briefly to get aroused enough to take Astarte's blood. Girl doesn't know what a golf club is, does know what a fluffer is. What do they teach at Lion King Academy anyway?

* In the "Kingdom of Valkyria" OVA, King Lucas Rihavein of Aldegyr was already in PapaWolf mode due to his daughter's romantic interest in the Fourth Progenitor. He becomes even more upset when he finds out that Kanon [[spoiler:(his wife's half-sister)]] was the same, and angrily asks Kojou "just how many girls have [he] sunk [his] teeth into?" Lucas meant it metaphorically, but Yukina, Sayaka and Astarte were within earshot and self-consciously covered the side of their necks with their hand. The implication was more than obvious enough that the king pulls out a literal axe to grind against Kojou.

** Technically it translates to "appetizer", though considering he's a vampire, the meaning is almost exactly the same.

* Kojou attempts to use [[ShockAndAwe Regulus Aurum]] to go electrofishing. It goes [[EpicFail about as well]] as one could expect.

-->'''Asagi:''' Wait. I doubt there'll be a better time than this to ask you. I want you to tell me what you've been hiding all this time. Kojou, are you… [[ComicallyMissingThePoint into men]]? *[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand The music suddenly dies off]]*\\

* In the "Kingdom of Valkyria" OVA, King Lucas Rihavein of Aldegyr was already in PapaWolf mode because his daughter's romantic interest in the Fourth Progenitor. He becomes even more upset when he finds out that Kanon [[spoiler:(his wife's half-sister)]] was the same, and angrily asks Kojou "just how many girls have [he] sunk [his] teeth into?" Lucas meant it rhetorically, but Yukina, Sayaka and Astarte were within earshot and self-consciously covered the side of their necks with their hand. The implication was more than obvious enough that the king pulls out a literal axe to grind against Kojou.

* While Yukina is taking a shower, Kojou innocently tries to go shopping outside. Assuming he is trying to escape her vigilance, Yukina leaves the shower in a hurry and barely take time to put back her clothes... offering to Kojou the sight of her half-dressed and still wet self. Also, her wet blouse makes it obvious she isn't wearing a bra. Kojou is understandably shocked, but [[TheComicallySerious she stays him with a stern look on her face]].

-->'''Yukina''' (DeathGlare on her face): Any last words before I erase this from your memory?
--> (Cue ScreamDiscretionShot)

-->'''Asagi''': "You hurt her, you made her bleed, and her test result is negative because it was a "safe day"?"
* Speaking of misunderstandings, Kojou and Yukina eavesdrop on [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a rather suggestive conversation]] between Nagisa and a boy on the rooftop. [[BigBrotherInstinct Kojou immediately tries to put a halt to it.]] [[spoiler: Turns out that Nagisa was looking for someone to adopt a few kittens that Kanon had found.]]
-->'''Boy''': "Hey, keep still. Come on, quit struggling."
-->'''Nagisa''': "No! Don't squeeze so much!"
-->'''Boy''': "Sorry, I'm not used to this..."
-->'''Nagisa''': "Th-That tickles!"
-->'''Boy''': "If you're too loud, [[DramaticIrony someone might]] [[TemptingFate hear us]]!"
-->'''Nagisa''': "I know, but getting licked like this...ah, that hurts!"
-->'''Kojou''' (''busts through the door''): "Break it up, you two!"
* And before that is Yukina voicing her [[BrutalHonesty blunt opinion]] of [[IncestSubtext Kojou's relationship with his sister.]]
-->'''Yukina''': "You're actually quite the [[BrotherSisterIncest sisco]]-''worrier'', aren't you? It's a little disturbing."

-->'''Kojou''': "You okay, Himeragi? Your face is the color of paper."
-->'''Yukina''': [[BlatantLies "Of course I'm okay! No problem at all!"]]
-->'''Kojou''': "Wait, are you scared of airplanes?"
-->'''Yukina''': "Of course not! I'm a Sword Shaman of the Lion King Organization!"
-->''The plane lifts off.''
-->'''Yukina''': [[NotSoStoic "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
* Kojou attempts to use [[ShockAndAwe Regulus Aurum]] to go electrofishing. It goes [[EpicFail about as well]] as one could expect.
* Sayaka and Asagi bicker over Kojou [[spoiler: while they try to find where he and Yukina have been sent off to by Possession Mask.]] Yaze has to step in to get them back on track. He does so by making them aware of the fact that Kujou and Yukina are alone on a deserted island, possibly heading towards a [[Literature/TheBlueLagoon "Blue Something-or-Another moment"]]. Sayaka and Asagi quickly declare a truce.
* [[spoiler: After Kojou is almost killed by Kanon,]] Yukina gives him her blood to help him heal [[spoiler: and possibly unlock another familiar.]] She ends up lying flat on her back, half-naked and unconscious from blood loss, just as [[AccidentalPervert Kojou wakes up on top of her.]]
-->'''Kojou''': ''"What the hell?!"''
* [[spoiler: La Folia]] kisses Kojou right on the lips, right in front of [[{{Tsundere}} Yukina]] and [[ChildhoodFriend Asagi]]. Then she just flashes them both a cheeky grin.

-->'''La Folia''': "Oh, Sayaka, you were wonderful last night."
* An ill-timed [[spoiler: warp in space-time, part of a series occurring all across the island,]] results in [[AccidentalPervert Kojou accidentally walking in on Kanon and Astarte in the bath.]] [[OhCrap The horrified look on his face]] is hilarious enough, but Astarte also makes this little gem of a comment.
-->'''Astarte''': "Confirmed intrusion by the Fourth Progenitor."

--> '''Yukina''': You truly are your mother's son.

-->'''Asagi''': Wait. I doubt there'll be a better time than this to ask you. I want you to tell me what you've been hiding all this time. Kojou, are you... [[BaitAndSwitch into men]]? *[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand The music suddenly dies off]]*
-->'''Kojou''': [[FlatWhat Huh]]? [[MistakenForGay Wait a minute, where did you get that from?]]

--> '''Natsuki''': "NATSU-[[spoiler:KYUN]]"
* Episode 23: [[spoiler: Kojou and Yukina's time-travelling daughter]] acts exactly like you might expect from that description.
** The real kicker is when said character meets Yaze: [[spoiler: "Well, you're much thinner. And your hair's so thick..."]]

* Vatler, of all people, awkwardly looking away and rubbing the back of his head when Kojou sucked Yukina's blood ''in public'' [[spoiler: while the battle with the time-traveling dragon was momentarily on hold.]]
** [[spoiler: Kojou and Yukina's daughter's]] [[LuminescentBlush expression]] as she watches the same thing.
* It turns out that Yukina mistook a reminder for a regular medical exam as [[spoiler: an order to return to the Lion King Organization.]]
* Kojou and Yukina finally figure out just who is [[spoiler: the time-traveling girl]].

--> '''Yukina''': "That's my uniform. She took it when she knocked me unconscious."
--> '''Kojou''': "She seriously looked a lot like you, though. I almost thought you could have been [[spoiler: [[UncannyFamilyResemblance mother and daughter.]]]] Come to think of it, didn't she call you [[spoiler: Mom]]?"
--> '''Yukina''': "But she was [[spoiler: a vampire]], right?"
--> '''Kojou''': "Huh?"
--> [[{{Beat}} Awkward silence.]]
--> '''Kojou''': "Nah, couldn't be..."
--> '''Yukina''': "Y-You're right."

* Speaking of misunderstandings, Kojou and Yukina overhear [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a rather suggestive conversation]] between Nagisa and a boy on the rooftop. [[BigBrotherInstinct Kojou immediately tries to put a halt to it.]] [[spoiler: Turns out that Nagisa was looking for someone to adopt a few kittens that Kanon had found.]]

* Sayaka and Asagi bicker over Kojou [[spoiler: while they try to find where he and Yukina have been sent off to by Possession Mask.]] Yaze has to step in to get them back on track.