History Funny / StepBrothers

--->'''Robert''': I'm gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory, [[DrowningMySorrows have a drink]].
--->'''Nancy''': But it's Christmas Eve.
--->'''Robert''': Oh. Merry Christmas.

** When Brennan and Dale try to join in laughing at Derek's "Scarface" reference.

"(4x) Dale broke up Mom and Dad"
'''MOHTERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!"

** "RAPE! RAPE!"

--->'''Randy''': SHUT THE FUCK UP!

** It gets even '''worse''' (and funnier) when Nancy calls Robert at the hospital and screams that "They're killing each other!" and his subtle OhCrap expression as he first tries to explain his situation to a colleague and then RUNS out of the hospital midway through his explanation.

*** "Well, I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eye and at one point he said, [[LetsGetDangerous 'Let's get]] [[AccidentalInnuendo it on.']]"
*** "Oh, please! I am so not a [[BuffySpeak 'raper'.]]"

*** "THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING PRISON! On Planet Bullshit! In the Galaxy of THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICKS!"

* Robert trying to wake up the sleepwalking brothers on Christmas Eve (they even bring the Christmas Tree in the bedroom!); they promptly pummel the poor guy, carry him screaming out of the room and chuck him down the stairs.

** When Brennan and Dale try to join in laughing at Derek's "Scarface" reference

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8&feature=related Boats and Hoes]]... just Boats and Hoes

* Dale displaying his own "talent" for singing... by singing an impromptu song of "Crotch Party". Made even funnier with poor Dr. Doback yelling at him to stop during the performance.

*** [[HairTriggerTemper "I AM A FUCKING MEDICAL DOCTOR!"]]
** Brennan referring to Dr. Doback as a "hatchet man" and a "poser".

** Both of them wear tuxedos to an interview for a [[spoiler:janitorial]] job.

*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "Dad, everybody can hear. We all have two ears."]]

** "Prestige...Worldwide...Wide...Wide..Wide..."

** "HEY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a cheque for ten thousand dollars...or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces...SHIT!"

* Dale displaying his own "talent" for singing...by singing an impromptu song of "Crotch Party". Made even funnier with poor Dr. Doback yelling at him to stop during the performance.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZH83Vpa6w This deleted scene]], taking place after Derek's party, has several FunnyMoments.

* "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you in the balls repeatedly!"

** Brennan referring to Dr Doback as a "hatchet man" and a "poser".

* "You fucking JAGALOONS! You're failures! FAIL-EYURRRREESSS!"
** "YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF, YOU GERIATRIC FUCK! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother, she's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a cheque for ten thousand dollars...or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices, so far up your ass, you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces...SHIT!"

* "I TEABAGGED YOUR FUCKING DRUM SET!!"

* Robert trying to wake up the sleepwalking brothers on Christmas Eve (they even bring the Christmas Tree in the bedroom!); they promptly pummel the poor guy, carry him screaming out of the room and chuck him down the stairs.

** "[[HypocriticalHumor QUIET, YOU'LL WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS]]!"

** It gets even '''worse''' (and funnier) when Nancy calls Richard at the hospital and screams that "They're killing each other!" and his subtle OhCrap expression as he first tries to explain his situation to a colleague and then RUNS out of the hospital midway through his explanation.