History Funny / StarWarsTheCloneWars

-->'''Anakin:''' I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You? Go find your girlfriend!

* One commando droid's ...''[[HughMann attempt]]''... at impersonating a clone trooper over a communications channel to get Cody and Rex to leave. Complete with a slightly-off voice and signing off with "''[[{{Catchphrase}} Roger, roger]]''". Was it successful? '''No'''.
-->'''Rex:''' Something's not right here.\\
'''Cody:''' Well, good luck. I'm putting you in charge of this one.

** However, [[RefugeInAudacity it actually works in the end]]. And Rex's response to the commando droids once they answer the door?

* [[WhatCouldHaveBeen From the reels:]] Anakin and Rex accompany the Bad Batch on a covert mission, and they're using the squad's gunship, the ''Havoc Marauder''. As they prepare to board, Anakin notices the NoseArt depicting Padmé in a slitskirt, showing her entire leg. As a BilingualBonus, the Aurebesh text on the nose art says "Good to be bad". Anakin — secretly being her husband — is understandably not amused, especially when Wrecker's comment adds the insult to the injury:

* Hunter informs Commander Cody that they're late because they were dealing with an insurrection on Yalbec Prime, and Wrecker cut off the queen's stinger, so a bunch of males tried to eat them. Tech immediately interjects that the males were actually attempting to ''mate'' with them, prompting Hunter to briefly look amused and exasperated, with an AsideGlance.

** After Padmé stops Anakin from just killing Clovis, Captain Typho shows up, and Clovis says [[BlatantLies there had been a mysterious assailant who thrashed the place and beat him up and Anakin drove him away]], and Typho doesn't seem to believe even if he goes with it. The whole scene seems like a child covering for his bully in front of a teacher who can't act without a request from help... And indeed, it ''really'' seems Clovis was covering for Anakin because he didn't want to be beat up again.

* Hondo's LargeHam declaration that "''[[KnowWhenToFoldEm This effort]]! Is [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere no longer]]! [[OnlyInItForTheMoney Profitable!]]''"

Shit is happening across the galaxy!\\

* [[https://youtu.be/Zeg7dLL3kVQ This AI-generated parody of the intro]] that pretty much describes the show to a T:

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[[caption-width-right:350:"''Great''. This is gonna be another one of ''those'' planets."]]
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* The entire 501st is clinging onto the underside of the bridge in a manner that would make Franchise/SpiderMan proud, with R2 acting as a robotic submarine to determine whether they can leap into battle just yet. When Rex reports that ''no'', it's not time yet, he tells his men they need to "hang in there for a little longer." [[LamePunReaction They all groan]].

* Tactical droid TV-94 is holding Master Eeth Koth hostage, threatening to electrocute him to death, and has Anakin and Adi Gallia surrounded, [[SmugSnake very sure he's holding all the cards]]. Then, Anakin Force-pulls him over and cuts off the arm with the shock remote on it. While the Jedi deal with the commando droids, TV-94 hobbles along the command bridge floor trying to get his severed arm, but [[CrowdHockey it keeps getting knocked around in the skirmish]]. Once he does retrieve the arm and he tries to press the remote only to remember [[EpicFail he doesn't have a free arm to press it with]], looks down at the severed stump for a moment with a worried "[[DidntThinkThisThrough Uh...]]" and then gets cut down.

-->'''Obi-Wan:''' A Republic military presence is the only sure defense against the Separatists\\

'''Obi-Wan:''' If one can be heard over the [[MillionMookMarch clanking of their]] [[MechaMook battle droids!]]\\

* Ahsoka and Barriss Offee are tasked with destroying the power generator of a droid factory on Geonosis but are interrupted by tactical droid TX-21 with a group of Geonosians and a super tank. Ahsoka throws one of the bombs she brought at the tank to try and destroy it. TX-21 mocks her because the tanks are basically indestructible, and then the bomb goes off. The tank is fine. [[TooDumbToLive TX-21, who was standing right next to the tank]] ''[[TooDumbToLive and the bomb]]''... [[TooDumbToLive not so much]].

* Then, when Anakin kills the worm while Obi-Wan was holding onto it for further study.

* Tactical droid TV-94 is holding Master Eeth Koth hostage, threatening to electrocute him to death, and has Anakin and Adi Gallia surrounded, [[SmugSnake very sure he's holding all the cards]]. Then, Anakin Force-pulls him over and cuts off the arm with the shock remote on it. While the Jedi deal with the commando droids, TV-94 hobbles along the command bridge floor trying to get his severed arm, but [[CrowdHockey it keeps getting knocked around in the skirmish]]. Once he does retrieve the arm and boasts at the Jedi, he tries to press the remote only to remember [[EpicFail he doesn't have a free arm to press it with]], and then gets cut down.

* Near the end, Darts D'Nar flees the scene and activates a bomb strapped on the back of his tactical droid. The droid's reaction would warrant a TearJerker if it weren't delivered in RoboSpeak:
-->'''Tactical Droid:''' [[MachineMonotone Sir, how could you? Nooo. Nooo.]] [[WhyAmITicking Get it off. Get it off. Get. It. Off. Get it off.]]

* After all of the droids in the room they exit into at the top of the tower are destroyed, Wrecker starts cheering and pumping his firsts in the air. At everyone else's blank stares, he stops and sheepishly says he got "excited".

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* This gem when Obi-Wan and Anakin run into ventress:

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or if Dooku and his spreadsheets will prevail!

as all his money and plans go to shit the moment these three motherfuckers show up.\\

* After the Pattitites elect their new leader, the losing candidates deny the result of the election and turn to violence.

* In the Separatist base, there are three battle droids in a command station. The one in the middle says that they can't have any surprises for the General when he comes back. As the droid is saying this, Commander Bly pops up behind the droid on the right and takes it down. The battle droid in the middle than turns to its right, and gets just enough time to react to the sight of Rex in the middle of ripping the left droid's head off before Anakin cuts it down.

** Jar Jar's escape when things go south, big time. While Grievous begins monologing about how deep the shit Jar Jar is in is, the clumsy Gungan just books it for the elevator and doesn't look back. Grievous doesn't even notice until he hears Jar Jar furiously mashing the button.

* Later in the same episode, after Derrown saves the group from one of the tests designed by Eval, by taking the electrolite syrum, Bane asks Hardeen how he knew that the Parwan could take it. Hardeen replies that he used to kill Parwans for a living. Cue Derrown having an indignant OhCrap reaction. Remember, this guy's a bounty hunter who's known as ''the Exterminator''!