History Funny / StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry

5th Oct '17 2:47:27 PM Premonition45
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* The ship is scoured for the missing gravity boots and finally found among the belongings of a crewman. Chekov smugly deposits the boot in front of the crewman, with the declaration "If shoe fits, wear it." Problem is, the shoe DOESN'T fit, as the crewman can't wear standard issue boots because of the unusual shape of his feet.

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* The ship is scoured for the missing gravity boots and finally found among the belongings of a crewman.Crewman Dax ([[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine no relation]]). Chekov smugly deposits the boot in front of the crewman, with the declaration "If shoe fits, wear it." Problem is, the shoe DOESN'T fit, as the crewman can't wear standard issue boots because of the unusual shape of his feet.
29th Sep '17 2:50:17 PM Premonition45
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-->'''Kirk:''' Well, once again, we've saved civilization as we know it.\\
'''[=McCoy=]:''' [[CallBack And the good news is]], [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome they're not gonna prosecute]]!

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-->'''Kirk:''' [[SoOnceAgainTheDayIsSaved Well, once again, we've saved civilization as we know it.\\
'''[=McCoy=]:'''
it]].
-->'''[=McCoy=]:'''
[[CallBack And the good news is]], [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome they're not gonna prosecute]]!prosecute]]!
-->'''Uhura:''' They might as well have prosecuted me. I felt like Lt. Valeris.
-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Well, they don't prosecute people for having feelings.
-->'''Chekov:''' Just as well, or we'll all have to turn ourselves in.
27th Sep '17 12:53:35 PM AFP
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** ''Not'' so humorous to Brock Peters, however.

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** ''Not'' so humorous to Brock Peters, however. He was rather uncomfortable playing a racist, having been on the wrong end of racist treatment throughout his life.
27th Aug '17 2:51:17 PM HeraldAlberich
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-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' What kind of creature is this? Last night you two were-\\
'''Kirk:''' ''(recoiling)'' ''Don't remind me!''

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-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' --->'''[=McCoy=]:''' What kind of creature is this? Last night you two were-\\
were--\\
'''Kirk:''' ''(recoiling)'' ''[recoiling]'' ''Don't remind me!''



''(Martia smiles)''

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''(Martia smiles)''''[Martia smiles]''



* Kirk and [=McCoy=] have convinced one of the bad guys to finally explain what the hell's been going on... just in time for Enterprise to find them and beam them up. Once Kirk realizes what's going on, he shouts "Son of a bitch!" and disappears on the last word, leaving it to echo for a while longer, and arrives in the transporter room cursing up a storm.
--> '''Chekhov:''' You want to go back?
--> '''[=McCoy=]:''' ''Absolutely'' not!
--> '''Kirk:''' It's cold...

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* Kirk and [=McCoy=] have convinced one of the bad guys to finally explain what the hell's been going on... just in time for Enterprise the ''Enterprise'' to find them and beam them up. Once Kirk realizes what's going on, he shouts "Son of a bitch!" and disappears on the last word, leaving it to echo for a while longer, and arrives in the transporter room cursing up a storm.
--> '''Chekhov:''' -->'''Chekhov:''' You want to go back?
-->
back?\\
'''[=McCoy=]:''' ''Absolutely'' not!
-->
not!\\
'''Kirk:''' It's cold...



-->I'd pay real money if he'd ''shut up.''
* "If I were Human, I believe my response would be... *FascinatingEyebrow* 'Go to Hell.' If I were Human."

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-->I'd -->'''[=McCoy=]:''' I'd pay real money if he'd ''shut up.''
* "If I were Human, I believe my response would be... *FascinatingEyebrow* ''[FascinatingEyebrow]'' 'Go to Hell.' If I were Human."



** Speaking of blind...the Federation President was supposed to be blind (the glasses he puts on to see the Operation Retrieval papers was a prototype of the [=VISOR=] Geordi wears on TNG), so after flying-tackling a blind man as weapons are being fired, Kirk thinks this is the way to help the man calm down!

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** Speaking of blind... the Federation President was supposed to be blind (the glasses he puts on to see the Operation Retrieval papers was a prototype of the [=VISOR=] Geordi wears on TNG), so after flying-tackling a blind man as weapons are being fired, Kirk thinks this is the way to help the man calm down!



*** Let's us not forget Spock silently pointing to said crewman's feet when Chekov made his accusation. Spock's face usually doesn't change from a frown and it doesn't during this moment but somehow it looks more disappointed than usual.
** Also, one last time, Chekhov proudly claims something to be from Russia. Namely, the "Russian epic" Literature/{{Cinderella}}.

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*** ** Let's us not forget Spock silently pointing to said crewman's feet when Chekov made his accusation. Spock's face usually doesn't change from a frown and it doesn't during this moment but somehow it looks more disappointed than usual.
** Also, one last time, Chekhov proudly claims something to be from Russia. Namely, the "Russian epic" Literature/{{Cinderella}}.''Literature/{{Cinderella}}''.



* Shortly after dinner with the Klingons and Romulan Ale, the Enterprise is picking up strange radiation anomalies:
-->'''Kirk:''' Mr. Chekov, you know anything about a radiation surge.\\
'''Chekov:''' (''still suffering a wicked hangover'') Only the size of my head.\\
'''Kirk:''' (''groans'') I know what you mean...\\
* [[MoodWhiplash Torpedo careens towards Kronos one]] [[OhCrap and explodes, crippling the ship]]*

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* Shortly after dinner with the Klingons and Romulan Ale, the Enterprise ''Enterprise'' is picking up strange radiation anomalies:
-->'''Kirk:''' Mr. Chekov, you know anything about a radiation surge.surge?\\
'''Chekov:''' ''[still suffering a wicked hangover]'' Only the size of my head.
\\
'''Chekov:''' (''still suffering a wicked hangover'') Only the size of my head.'''Kirk:''' ''[groans]'' I know what you mean...\\
'''Kirk:''' (''groans'') I know what you mean...\\
* [[MoodWhiplash
''[[[MoodWhiplash Torpedo careens towards Kronos one]] One]] [[OhCrap and explodes, crippling the ship]]*ship]]]''



'''Scotty:''' There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing...!\\
'''Spock:''' (''looming over Scotty to press the urgency'') Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock as ordered, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear and we will never see the captain or Dr. [=McCoy=] alive again.\\
'''Scotty:'''...could take weeks, sir.

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'''Scotty:''' There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing...!\\
thing!\\
'''Spock:''' (''looming ''[looming over Scotty to press the urgency'') urgency]'' Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock as ordered, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear and we will never see the captain or Dr. [=McCoy=] alive again.\\
'''Scotty:'''...'''Scotty:''' ...could take weeks, sir.



-->'''Scotty:''' ''(angrily)'' Who fired a-?!

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-->'''Scotty:''' ''(angrily)'' ''[angrily]'' Who fired a-?!a--?!



-->'''Kirk:''' Well, once again, we've saved civilization as we know it.
-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' [[CallBack And the good news is]], [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome they're not gonna prosecute]]!

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-->'''Kirk:''' Well, once again, we've saved civilization as we know it.
-->'''[=McCoy=]:'''
it.\\
'''[=McCoy=]:'''
[[CallBack And the good news is]], [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome they're not gonna prosecute]]!
21st Mar '17 2:05:55 PM BDA1978
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'''Spock:''' Thank you, Mr. Scott.
21st Mar '17 2:04:04 PM BDA1978
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'''Scotty:''' ...could take weeks, sir.

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'''Scotty:''' ...'''Scotty:'''...could take weeks, sir.sir.
'''Spock:''' Thank you, Mr. Scott.
16th Feb '17 11:57:23 PM omegafire17
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* Bones after Kirk starts [[BoldlyComing sexing up a shapeshifter girl]]:
--> '''[=McCoy=]:''' What ''is'' it with you, anyway?
--> '''Kirk:''' Still think we're finished?
--> '''[=McCoy=]:''' ''More than ever.''
** Though to be fair to Kirk, SHE kissed him, not the other way around.

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* Bones after Kirk starts [[BoldlyComing sexing up a shapeshifter girl]]:
--> '''[=McCoy=]:'''
girl]] (though to be fair to Kirk, ''she'' kissed him):
-->'''[=McCoy=]:'''
What ''is'' it with you, anyway?
-->
anyway?\\
'''Kirk:''' Still think we're finished?
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finished?\\
'''[=McCoy=]:''' ''More than ever.''
** Though to be fair to Kirk, SHE kissed him, not the other way around.The next day, when they first believe they'd been had, then Marta as this disguised, very large creature corrects them before disappearing.
-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' What kind of creature is this? Last night you two were-\\
'''Kirk:''' ''(recoiling)'' ''Don't remind me!''
9th Feb '17 2:27:58 PM Gosicrystal
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--> "A lie?" "[[NoExceptYes An error.]]"
--> "A lie?" "[[FromACertainPointOfView An exaggeration.]]"

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--> "A lie?" "[[NoExceptYes "[[DistinctionWithoutADifference An error.]]"
--> "A lie?" "[[FromACertainPointOfView "[[MetaphoricallyTrue An exaggeration.]]"
13th Dec '16 4:47:53 AM LtFedora
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** Also, one last time, Chekhov proudly claims something to be from Russia. Namely, the "Russian epic" Literature/{{Cinderella}}.
12th Jun '16 4:33:30 PM StarTropes
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* Another moment with the shapeshifter girl (named Martia) when she tells Kirk what happened when he kicked that one alien in the knee and made him collapse in agony:
--> '''Martia:''' Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.\\
'''Kirk:''' Anything ''you'' want to tell me?\\
''(Martia smiles)''
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