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19th Sep '17 5:59:42 AM NateTheGreat
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* There's also this:
-->'''Troi''' [''impersonating Dr. Mizan'']: "So, Diane... I understand you're an empath. I'm a very [''winks broadly''] sensitive man, myself. I'm doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals. Would you care to join me in some empirical research?

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73sgRKrbRas There's also this:
this]]:
-->'''Troi''' [''impersonating Dr. Mizan'']: "So, "Hello, Diane... I understand you're an empath. I'm a very [''winks broadly''] sensitive man, myself. I'm doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals. Would you care to join me in some empirical research?
17th Sep '17 5:27:32 PM NateTheGreat
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* Data and Guinan are looking out of the Ten Forward windows at a nebula, and Guinan starts picking out shapes.

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* Data and Guinan are looking out of the Ten Forward windows at a nebula, and Guinan starts [[ThatCloudLooksLike picking out shapes.shapes]].
17th Sep '17 5:23:27 PM NateTheGreat
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--> '''Worf''': However, Lieutenant D'Sora serves under my command. If she were...mistreated, I would be ''very'' displeased...''Sir''.

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--> '''Worf''': However, Lieutenant D'Sora serves under my command. [[IfYouEverDoAnythingToHurtHer If she were...mistreated, I would be ''very'' displeased...displeased]]...''Sir''.
7th Sep '17 1:06:19 AM LucaEarlgrey
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* Data doing a Franchise/SherlockHolmes impression, complete with a pipe in hand, as he explains his findings after investigating the two sets of delegates.
22nd Aug '17 9:56:30 AM superkeijikun
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* Barclay is so disliked among the crew that Wesley started to derisevly call him "Broccoli", which [=LaForge=] lets slip when he and Riker are discussing his less-than-satisfactory performance.
-->'''Picard''': ..."Broccoli"?\\
'''Riker''': Young mister Crusher started that, I guess it's caught on.\\
'''Picard''': Let's get that ''un-caught'', shall we?
20th Aug '17 8:00:35 PM superkeijikun
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* Wesley, at one point, suggests Lal be allowed to attend school. Data doesn't see why at first, since she has the same total sum of human knowledge as her father. Then she begins to ask all manner of difficult questions, such as "Why is the sky black?". Data puts her to rest and wryly decides to send her to school the next day.
11th Aug '17 10:49:53 AM superkeijikun
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** Also from the same link: Worf walking smack into the turbolift door and knocking him on his rear.
11th Aug '17 10:48:06 AM superkeijikun
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* There are a great many outtakes of Michael Dorn flubbing lines, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDT5ZRF5mqU one in Season 3]] takes the cake.
-->'''Worf''': What the hell is a shitterlift?!
4th Aug '17 7:17:58 PM ShorinBJ
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* The end of the two-parter, in which Picard faked his death to go undercover and Riker pretended to go rogue to join him:

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* The end of the two-parter, in which Data's response to Picard faked his death to go undercover and Riker pretended to go rogue to join him:Riker's unexpected appearance as space pirates:
-->'''Troi''': (''examining Riker'') He's only stunned.\\
'''Data''': I must admit, I am experiencing a similar sensation.
* The end:



'''Riker:''' Data, he was joking. You know that, right? ... Data?
* Earlier, Data's response to Picard and Riker's unexpected appearance as space pirates:
-->'''Troi''': (''examining Riker'') He's only stunned.\\
'''Data''': I must admit, I am experiencing a similar sensation.

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'''Riker:''' Data, he was joking. You know that, right? ... Data?
* Earlier, Data's response to Picard and Riker's unexpected appearance as space pirates:
-->'''Troi''': (''examining Riker'') He's only stunned.\\
'''Data''': I must admit, I am experiencing a similar sensation.
4th Aug '17 6:54:58 PM ShorinBJ
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* Riker comes to Picard's quarters to conspire with him against the captain of the ship they've infiltrated.
-->'''Picard''': Will, this isn't a good idea. Baran might grow suspicious.\\
'''Riker''': As a matter of fact, it was Baran who sent me here. He told me to ''pretend'' to be friendly with you, help you organize a mutiny, so that he can determine who your supporters are in the crew and then eliminate them.\\
'''Picard''': Oh, what a tangled web we weave. I have difficulty remembering whose side I'm on.
** The crack Picard makes here:
-->'''Picard''': So, what will Baran do once he's obtained the second artifact?\\
'''Riker''': You're supposed to verify its authenticity. Then I'm supposed to kill you. Then I take your place.\\
'''Picard''': Will, you always seem to be after my job.
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