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21st Jun '17 10:20:25 AM StarTropes
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-->'''Worf:''' That is how the Klingon lures a mate.\\

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-->'''Worf:''' ''(MightyRoar)'' That is how the Klingon lures a mate.\\



--> '''Worf:''' BEGONE! *beat* Sir.

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--> '''Worf:''' BEGONE! WithAllDueRespect...[[SuddenlyShouting BEGONE!]] *beat* Sir.
21st Jun '17 8:16:28 AM StarTropes
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** Then the captain starts asking if anyone else on the ship knows how to fix it (which nobody does), prompting Picard's first FacePalm of the show. SurroundedByIdiots much, Johnny-boy?
19th Jun '17 4:48:27 AM NateTheGreat
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--> '''Pacled''': (''happy, [[TooDumbToLive and completely oblivious]]'') We have destroyed them!

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--> '''Pacled''': '''Pakled''': (''happy, [[TooDumbToLive and completely oblivious]]'') We have destroyed them!
15th Jun '17 10:32:28 AM kyojikasshu
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* At the end, Picard makes a comment about how, for all they know, the ''Enterprise''-D is [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall a simulation in a box on someone's table.]] This prompts Reg Barclay to look around nervously and say, "Computer? End Program." Roll credits.

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* At the end, Picard makes a comment about how, for all they know, the ''Enterprise''-D is [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall a simulation in a box on someone's table.]] This prompts Reg Barclay to look around nervously and say, "Computer? End Program." Roll credits. (But not before seeing Barclay leave the observation lounge with a look of relief on his face.)
10th Jun '17 5:33:18 AM NateTheGreat
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* The Klingons have stuck Picard and Data in a single room with a single "bed", that is, a shelf with no blanket or pillow. Data says that he doesn't need to sleep, so Picard should take the bed. But at the last second Data pauses as the word "bed" refuses to come out. Data does not lie unless it's required to complete a mission, and calling this thing a "bed" would definitely be a lie. So Data stiltedly finishes with "shelf."
9th Jun '17 4:51:18 AM NateTheGreat
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* Worf is told that the two candidates to lead the Klingon High Council are Duras and Gowron. Worf hates Duras, but admits that he knows little of Gowron. In later years this line gets more and more hilarious when you consider the relationship that Worf will have with Gowron, and that in only eight years Worf will be the one to ''kill'' Gowron.
17th May '17 7:17:00 PM NateTheGreat
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* Riker is guiding Data through a card trick, using "magic" to find Data's card. One command is "throw them away", referring to a portion of the cards. Instead of simply tossing it into the reject pile like the others, Data tosses them over his shoulder without changing his facial expression in the slightest. Troi smiles and FacePalms.

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* Riker is guiding Data through a card trick, using "magic" to find Data's card. One command is "throw them away", referring to a portion of the cards. Instead of simply tossing it into the reject pile like the others, Data tosses them over his shoulder without changing his facial expression in the slightest. Troi smiles and FacePalms.
[[FacePalm face palms]].
17th May '17 7:16:11 PM NateTheGreat
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* Riker is guiding Data through a card trick, using "magic" to find Data's card. One command is "throw them away", referring to a portion of the cards. Instead of simply tossing it into the reject pile like the others, Data tosses them over his shoulder without changing his facial expression in the slightest. Troi smiles and FacePalms.
13th May '17 2:58:43 AM NateTheGreat
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* Data and Worf are looking through the catalogue of possible wedding gifts, and Worf pauses on a crystal dish that looks vaguely like a duck or swan. Data remarks that he thought that gifts should reflect the personality of the giver (crystal knick-knacks are so unlike Worf that it's hilarious). Cue Worf and Data looking awkwardly at each other before moving onto another topic.

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* Data and Worf are looking through the catalogue of possible wedding gifts, and Worf pauses on a crystal dish that looks vaguely like a duck or swan. Data remarks that he thought that gifts should reflect the personality of the giver (crystal knick-knacks are so unlike Worf that it's hilarious). Cue Worf and Data looking awkwardly at each other before moving onto on to another topic.
8th May '17 9:41:42 PM SPBurke
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* Data and Worf are looking through the catalogue of possible wedding gifts, and Worf pauses on a crystal dish that looks vaguely like a duck or swan. Data remarks that he thought that gifts should reflect the personality of the giver (crystal knick-knacks are so unlike Worf that it's hilarious). Cue Worf and Data looking awkwardly at each other before moving on to another topic.

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* Data and Worf are looking through the catalogue of possible wedding gifts, and Worf pauses on a crystal dish that looks vaguely like a duck or swan. Data remarks that he thought that gifts should reflect the personality of the giver (crystal knick-knacks are so unlike Worf that it's hilarious). Cue Worf and Data looking awkwardly at each other before moving on to onto another topic.
** Gets a good BrickJoke later at the reception, when you can see a bat'leth among the gifts. Worf apparently took Data's advice.
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