History Funny / StarTrekInsurrection

2nd Nov '17 11:04:01 AM StarTropes
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** But what really sells it is a few minutes later, after they've finished catching up on current events, when Data asks to touch Riker's newly-shaved face - and then just shakes his head smugly, and walks off.

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** But what really sells it is a few minutes later, after they've finished catching up on current events, when Data asks to touch Riker's newly-shaved face - and then just shakes his head smugly, and walks off.off.
* When the Son'a who are chasing the ''Enterprise'' hail them, Riker tries to bluff by saying that the transceiver is malfunctioning - and the Son'a call his bluff by firing a photon torpedo.
--> '''Riker:''' Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?\\
'''Geordi:''' I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.
16th Oct '17 7:34:32 PM Scifimaster92
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[[caption-width-right:350:[["Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?"]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[["Smooth [[caption-width-right:350:"Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?"]]
16th Oct '17 7:34:14 PM Scifimaster92
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[[caption-width-right:350:[["Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?"]]
7th Oct '17 6:18:04 PM Premonition45
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[[quoteright:350:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/insurrection_riker_data.jpg]]



--> '''Riker''': Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
--> '''Crusher''': I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.
--> '''Troi''': Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there!
--> '''Picard''': Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette-- Something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

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--> '''Riker''': -->'''Riker''': Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
--> '''Crusher''': -->'''Crusher''': I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.
--> '''Troi''': -->'''Troi''': Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there!
--> '''Picard''': -->'''Picard''': Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette-- Something that goes well with chrysanthemums.



--> '''Beverly Crusher''': You either need a new uniform or a new neck.
--> '''Picard''': Euchene Chefaw. My collar size is exactly as it was at the Academy.
--> '''Beverly Crusher''': Of course it is.

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--> '''Beverly -->'''Beverly Crusher''': You either need a new uniform or a new neck.
--> '''Picard''': -->'''Picard''': Euchene Chefaw. My collar size is exactly as it was at the Academy.
--> '''Beverly -->'''Beverly Crusher''': Of course it is.



--> '''Picard''': Mr. Worf, do you know Creator/GilbertAndSullivan?
--> '''Worf''': No sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.

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--> '''Picard''': -->'''Picard''': Mr. Worf, do you know Creator/GilbertAndSullivan?
--> '''Worf''': -->'''Worf''': No sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.



--> '''Lieutenant''': Sir, Ru'afo's ship is hailing us.
--> '''Picard and Riker''': On screen. (they exchange looks)
--> '''Worf''': Captain, the Son'a crew would like to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have three minutes of air left.
--> '''Picard''': We have plenty over here, Mr. Worf. Prepare to beam aboard.

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--> '''Lieutenant''': -->'''Lieutenant''': Sir, Ru'afo's ship is hailing us.
--> '''Picard -->'''Picard and Riker''': On screen. (they exchange looks)
--> '''Worf''': -->'''Worf''': Captain, the Son'a crew would like to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have three minutes of air left.
--> '''Picard''': -->'''Picard''': We have plenty over here, Mr. Worf. Prepare to beam aboard.



--> '''Data''': I have to go home now.
--> '''Artim''': Bye.
--> '''Data''': Bye.

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--> '''Data''': -->'''Data''': I have to go home now.
--> '''Artim''': -->'''Artim''': Bye.
--> '''Data''': -->'''Data''': Bye.



--> '''Riker''': Smooth as an android's butt, eh, Data?

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--> '''Riker''': -->'''Riker''': Smooth as an android's butt, eh, Data?
28th Jun '17 9:09:23 AM NicoleIlieva
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* "Have you noticed that your boobs have started to firm up?" - Data to Worf (It makes sense in context)

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* "Have you noticed that your boobs have started to firm up?" - Data to Worf (It makes sense in context)(Data had overheard Beverly and Deanna discussing the effects of the planet on them)



--> '''Artim''': Okay, bye.

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--> '''Artim''': Okay, bye.Bye.



** But what really sells it is a few minutes later, after they've finished catching up on current events, when Data asks to touch Riker's newly-shaved face - and then just shakes his head smugly, and walks off.

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** But what really sells it is a few minutes later, after they've finished catching up on current events, when Data asks to touch Riker's newly-shaved face - and then just shakes his head smugly, and walks off.
30th Mar '15 6:26:06 PM MadCat221
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* "I seem to be missing several memory engrams." (Geordi shows Data several microchips he is holding) "...There they are."

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* "I seem to be missing several memory engrams." (Geordi shows presents Data several microchips he is holding) with a handful of said components) "...There they are."
8th Jan '14 3:05:18 PM Premonition45
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*** The funniest thing about is that Geordi doesn't even bat an eyelash at this.
17th Nov '13 10:22:23 AM LordGro
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--> '''Picard''': Mr. Worf, do you know GilbertAndSullivan?

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--> '''Picard''': Mr. Worf, do you know GilbertAndSullivan?Creator/GilbertAndSullivan?
9th Feb '13 8:53:43 PM Blackjack254
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--> '''Picard''': Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?

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--> '''Picard''': Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?GilbertAndSullivan?
31st Jan '13 4:52:08 PM Blackjack254
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--> '''Picard''': Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?
--> '''Worf''': No sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.
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