History Funny / StarTrekDeepSpaceNine

** On top of that is Odo's subsequent rant to Kira in Ops about how this has been another "Klingon afternoon," implying this isn't even the most outrageous day with the Klingons he's had.

** When Sisko gives the stardate the crew was sent back to, one of them identifies [[LudacrisPrecision exactly how far back in time that was]], and the other instantly identifies it as a Friday.

* The Klingons were just before hassling Morn, asking "So what it is it that you do on this station?" (He is, of course, Quark's chief customer/mascot.)

---> '''Odo''' (reading a note in Quark's disruptor pistol box): "Dear Quark, used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."\\

** It gets even better when Dax comes by to [[MomentKiller interrupt the action]]. Bashir quickly gives her "the immunology data you asked for" and discreetly hands her a PADD that says "GO AWAY".

* Sisko encounters O'Brien, Bashir, and Odo outside of the bar, who are trying to break into said bar to get the dartboard. As Sisko leaves O'Brien assumes that he is going to see Kasidy, who Sisko hasn't met yet but Jake has already told everyone about. Sisko is a little irked at that, and is forced to plaster an artificial smile on his face as he walks away in a "What next?" attitude.

* When Sisko and Odo are speaking to the Romulan official they have Garak listed as a cobbler, when Sisko points out he is actually a tailor the Romulan states they will correct their records and you can tell she is very annoyed at the inaccurate information.

* Just as funny is the subject matter of what the Romulans are implying - that [[ShipperOnDeck either she has feelings for Odo, he has feelings for her, or both]]. Later, when she tells him about the Romulan interrogation, he too shouts that it is ridiculous, even though we already know from a few episodes earlier that he very much has feelings for her that he's hiding.

* In Part 1, Sisko telling Quark that he is going on the mission by order of the Grand Nagus. The entire scene is funny enough (Quark trying to get out of going with funny reasons); but then Sisko pulls out the Grand Nagus's Staff, meaning Quark has no choice under Ferengi Law. The look on Sisko's face as he gets to do this is truly something to behold. Avery Brooks spends the scene looking like he is practically one second away for {{Corpsing}} the entire time

* Yet more of that Bashir / Garak HoYay goodness, as Bashir, having a sleepless night, hears someone enter his quarters, and finds Garak standing right over his bed.

* When Garak hears that Gul Dukat was allegedly worried about his well being for a moment his mask drops and he has a 100% honest response...laughing out loud at the thought of it because he knows how much of a lie it is.

* There's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment when Vedek Winn and Vedek Bareil meet. When Winn reaches to grab Bareil's ear, he grabs her hand and smiling as he does it.
** It's in fact a BrickJoke, as earlier, when Sisko spoke with Bareil, they'd commiserated on how neither of them like the habit of many of the Bajoran clergy to take the ear of someone as a greeting, to sense their ''pagh'' or spirit.

-->'''Dukat:''' I do miss working with you, Odo. I miss our games of kalevian montar.\\

* Odo's panicky reactions to Lwaxana Troi's flirtations. And Sisko is loving it:

** Meanwhile Bashir suffers having to chaperone a trio of stereotypical AssInAmbassador types, finally whining to Sisko, who is admittedly taking a "perverse pleasure" in the whole thing.

* Although the situation was serious, it was kind of funny hearing the infected crew saying nonsensical statements like "Frosted wake" and "replay morning".

* Quark later admitting to Odo he only ever saw the transport process done instead of ever doing it himself, right when he is about to transport Odo who reacts horrified.

-->'''Weyoun:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Time to start packing!]]

* Rom getting distracted worrying about his and Leeta's wedding, despite the more imminent threats being present.
* Rom asking Sisko to marry him and Leeta:
-->'''Rom''': "Would you marry me? -- I mean us!"

* The book Quark used to read to Nog: [[ShoutOut "See Brak acquire.]] [[Literature/DickandJane Acquire, Brak, acquire."]]

-->''[Security officers scurry off like scared mice''*

When Garak later visits Odo's office asking about progress, Odo says, "Major Kira has an alibi."

'''Sisko''': We ''are'', but you get on my nerves and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I don't like]] [[NiceHat your hat]]!

'''Worf:''' ''({{Beat}})'' NiceHat.

'''SiskoL:''' ...That'd explain it.