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-->(Rusty appears in a [[BedsheetGhost costume]])
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-->(Early appears apropos of nothing)
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** When Dan Halen [[ProductPlacement insists Early mention his hair cream during the show]] we end up such lines as:
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** When Dan Halen [[ProductPlacement insists Early mention his hair cream during the show]] we end up such lines as:with:
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Hold your fire, don't shoot more gators! Stop! That's a racoon, Early.
-->'''Early:''' A Mexican racoon, come to steal American racoon jobs?
-->'''Sheriff:''' I think he's just trying to get a nut Early--
-->'''Early:''' [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
-->'''Early:''' A Mexican racoon, come to steal American racoon jobs?
-->'''Sheriff:''' I think he's just trying to get a nut Early--
-->'''Early:''' [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
to:
-->'''Sheriff:''' Hold "Hold your fire, don't shoot more gators! Stop! That's a racoon, Early.
raccoon, Early."
-->'''Early:'''A "A Mexican racoon, raccoon, come to steal American racoon jobs?
raccoon jobs?"
-->'''Sheriff:'''I "I think he's just trying to get a nut Early--
Early--"
-->'''Early:'''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill "[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]LASERS!]]"
-->'''Early:'''
-->'''Sheriff:'''
-->'''Early:'''
* Early desperately trying to get a [[AThreesomeIsHot threeway with Krystal and her cousin]].
-->'''Krystal's Cousin:''' "No three-way, no way, no how!"
**From the beginning of the episode, his misunderstanding of what Krystal means when she's ''[[AccidentalInnuendo with her cousin]]''.
-->'''Early:''' Gah! Is there anythin [[AnythingThatMoves ye won't bang?]]
-->'''Krystal's Cousin:''' "No three-way, no way, no how!"
**From the beginning of the episode, his misunderstanding of what Krystal means when she's ''[[AccidentalInnuendo with her cousin]]''.
-->'''Early:''' Gah! Is there anythin [[AnythingThatMoves ye won't bang?]]
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-->'''Granny:''' (Talking about a comatose Early) He said, "Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all."
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable, Granny.
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too.
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable, Granny.
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too.
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-->'''Granny:''' (Talking (talking about a comatose Early) He "He said, "Pull 'Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all.' "
-->'''Rusty:''' "It's ''vegetable'', Granny."
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable, Granny.
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, "Yeah, those people should die too."
-->'''Rusty:''' "It's ''vegetable'', Granny."
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-->'''Early:''' He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near em!
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-->'''Early:''' He "He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near em!em!"
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-->'''Early:''' Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
-->'''Rusty:''' Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early:''' Damn right I did. I support the troops!
-->''[[CutawayGag Cut to Early slowly bringing a lighter to a jug labeled "farts" that explodes into a magnificent firework show with flags, eagles and other patriotic regalia.]]''
-->'''Granny:''' And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early:''' ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny:''' ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early:''' ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny:''' Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early:''' ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny:''' I'm just saying I didn't see any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early:''' [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]
-->'''Rusty:''' Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early:''' Damn right I did. I support the troops!
-->''[[CutawayGag Cut to Early slowly bringing a lighter to a jug labeled "farts" that explodes into a magnificent firework show with flags, eagles and other patriotic regalia.]]''
-->'''Granny:''' And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early:''' ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny:''' ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early:''' ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny:''' Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early:''' ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny:''' I'm just saying I didn't see any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early:''' [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]
to:
-->'''Early:''' Smells "Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
fire."
-->'''Rusty:'''Just "Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
o'July, daddy!"
-->'''Early:'''Damn "Damn right I did. I support the troops!
troops!"
-->''[[CutawayGag Cut to Early slowly bringing a lighter to a jug labeled"farts" FARTS that explodes into a magnificent firework show with flags, eagles and other patriotic regalia.]]''
-->'''Granny:'''And "And all the spectral colors were represented. Except represented...cept for cyan.
cyan."
-->'''Early:''' ''(pulls knife ongranny) ''Cyan granny)'' "Cyan was represented!
represented!"
-->'''Granny:''' ''(slaps knife away)''Cyan "Cyan was not represented!
represented!"
-->'''Early:''' ''(pullsshotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep shotgun)'' "Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! ''full o'cyan''! I put it in myself!
myself!"
-->'''Granny:'''Cyan... May "Cyan...may have been represented.
been...represented."
-->'''Early:''' ''(lowers shotgun)''I'm "I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
Granny."
-->'''Granny:'''I'm "I'm just saying I didn't see any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
any--" '''[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]'''
-->'''Early:'''[[SeriousBusiness "[[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]represented!]]"
-->'''Rusty:'''
-->'''Early:'''
-->''[[CutawayGag Cut to Early slowly bringing a lighter to a jug labeled
-->'''Granny:'''
-->'''Early:''' ''(pulls knife on
-->'''Granny:''' ''(slaps knife away)''
-->'''Early:''' ''(pulls
-->'''Granny:'''
-->'''Early:''' ''(lowers shotgun)''
-->'''Granny:'''
-->'''Early:'''
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* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.
* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army "Webnecks" episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army "Webnecks" episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
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* Early being forced to [[BearsAreBadNews marry a bear bear]] in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.
* Granny's choking fit inthe Computer Army "Webnecks" episode. "Webnecks." Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
* Granny's choking fit in
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-->'''Granny:''' He made trees...
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-->'''Granny:''' He "He made trees..."
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-->'''Granny:''' ...the birds...
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-->'''Granny:''' ...bears.
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-->'''Granny:''' Too many bears.
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-->'''Granny:''' Too "Too many bears."
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-->'''Granny:''' Should have dialed back on the bears.
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-->'''Granny:''' Should "Should have dialed back on the bears."
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-->'''Granny:''' And so...he dialed back on the bears!
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-->'''Granny:''' And "And so...he dialed back on the bears!bears!"
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Sorry, you're on your own. I told you, I'm retarded, retired sorry. Dammit, I even practiced that!"
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Sorry, "Sorry, you're on your own. I told you, I'm retarded, retired sorry. Dammit, I even practiced that!"
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-->'''Granny:''' "You -- now -- stand...on the ''very spot!'' Of the Great Avalanche of Eighteen-and-Seventy-Two! This here off-brand VCR machine is ''all that remains'' of the gold prospector [[LineOfSightAlias by the name of John...Tracking.]]" (whispers) And if you listen close, you can ''hear'' his ghostly cries...
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-->'''Granny:''' "You -- now -- stand...on the ''very spot!'' Of the Great Avalanche of Eighteen-and-Seventy-Two! This here off-brand VCR machine is ''all that remains'' of the gold prospector [[LineOfSightAlias by the name of John...Tracking.]]" (whispers) And "And if you listen close, you can ''hear'' his ghostly cries..."
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-->'''Rusty:''' I guess we're the ''Goldens'' now...
-->'''Granny:''' Why dun ya tack a ''Berg'' at the end of that? [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain He really steers clear of the Jew-folk."]]
-->'''Granny:''' Why dun ya tack a ''Berg'' at the end of that? [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain He really steers clear of the Jew-folk."]]
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-->'''Rusty:''' I "I guess we're the ''Goldens'' now...
now..."
-->'''Granny:'''Why "Why dun ya tack a ''Berg'' at the end of that? [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain He really steers clear of the Jew-folk."]]
-->'''Granny:'''
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-->'''Early:''' "Lemme tell ya sumthin, friends. Only thing I love more than God Amighty Hisself and America is Dan Halen's new, ''United We Tan, Divided We Bald'' hair restoration and tanning cream."
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-->'''Early:''' "Lemme tell ya sumthin, friends. Only thing I love more than God n'God Amighty Hisself and America is America? Is Dan Halen's new, ''United We Tan, Divided We Bald'' hair restoration and tanning cream."
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-->'''Early:''' "Lemme tell ya sumthin, friends. Only thing I love more than God Amighty Hisself and America is Dan
Halen's new, ''United We Tan, Divided We Bald'' hair restoration and tanning cream."
Halen's new, ''United We Tan, Divided We Bald'' hair restoration and tanning cream."
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-->'''Early:''' "Lemme tell ya sumthin, friends. Only thing I love more than God Amighty Hisself and America is Dan
Dan Halen's new, ''United We Tan, Divided We Bald'' hair restoration and tanning cream."
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-->'''Early:''' He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!
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-->'''Early:''' He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!em!
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-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Are you ready to turn right!?
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-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Are you ready to turn right!?''right!?''
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* Granny explaining how God created the earth.
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* Granny explaining how God created the earth.Earth.
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* "Your dumb ass brought rebar to a gunfight!...so did I. Guess that makes this a rebar fight.""
* This priceless line from "Sharif"
* This priceless line from "Sharif"
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* "Your dumb ass brought rebar to a gunfight!...so did I. Guess that makes this a rebar fight.""
"
* This priceless line from"Sharif""Sharif":
* This priceless line from
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* Virutally everything from "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" is hilarious. However, the scene where Sheriff (painfully) swallows an iphone down his throat and has to awkwardly squat around to record Early's findings is particularly notable.
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* Virutally Virtually everything from "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" is hilarious. However, the scene where Sheriff (painfully) swallows an iphone iPhone down his throat and has to awkwardly squat around to record Early's findings is particularly notable.notable.
* The near-entirety of "Beware the Butt-Cutter."
** Granny's ghost tour:
-->'''Granny:''' "You -- now -- stand...on the ''very spot!'' Of the Great Avalanche of Eighteen-and-Seventy-Two! This here off-brand VCR machine is ''all that remains'' of the gold prospector [[LineOfSightAlias by the name of John...Tracking.]]" (whispers) And if you listen close, you can ''hear'' his ghostly cries...
-->'''Rusty:''' Whoooooooo!
-->(Rusty appears in a [[BedsheetGhost costume]])
-->'''Granny:''' (with a warning tone) "But you will never ''see him,'' cuz it was decided [[ScoobyDooHoax the bedsheets weren't workin in the runthrough.]]"
-->'''Rusty:''' (still in character) "But I alllreaaady cut the hoooles..."
-->'''Granny:''' (at Rusty, out of character) "I ''told you'' just fold it under and return it!"
-->(Early appears apropos of nothing)
-->'''Early''': "Ain't give you no receipt when yeh shoplift!"
-->'''Granny:''' (exasperated) "Dammit I said the bedsheets ''don't work!'' Feel like a [[SoundEffectBleep owl hoot]] broken record!"
** Granny taking advantage of The Sheriff's stupidity by treating herself to an afternoon at the casino [[PhonyPsychic all while pretending to be a psychic on the track of the killer]].
** When Granny and Rusty escape and change their names to avoid Early, they first dress like Music/ZZTop, holding a sign to take them to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_Music_City Twitty City]].
** After they find a new house:
-->'''Rusty:''' I guess we're the ''Goldens'' now...
-->'''Granny:''' Why dun ya tack a ''Berg'' at the end of that? [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain He really steers clear of the Jew-folk."]]
* Early's [[StrawConservative increasingly unhinged right-wing radio rants]] on "The Big E":
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis The Church! Should be taught! In the schools! And the schools! Should be part of the damn church!]]
** When Dan Halen [[ProductPlacement insists Early mention his hair cream during the show]] we end up such lines as:
-->'''Early:''' "Lemme tell ya sumthin, friends. Only thing I love more than God Amighty Hisself and America is Dan
Halen's new, ''United We Tan, Divided We Bald'' hair restoration and tanning cream."
* The near-entirety of "Beware the Butt-Cutter."
** Granny's ghost tour:
-->'''Granny:''' "You -- now -- stand...on the ''very spot!'' Of the Great Avalanche of Eighteen-and-Seventy-Two! This here off-brand VCR machine is ''all that remains'' of the gold prospector [[LineOfSightAlias by the name of John...Tracking.]]" (whispers) And if you listen close, you can ''hear'' his ghostly cries...
-->'''Rusty:''' Whoooooooo!
-->(Rusty appears in a [[BedsheetGhost costume]])
-->'''Granny:''' (with a warning tone) "But you will never ''see him,'' cuz it was decided [[ScoobyDooHoax the bedsheets weren't workin in the runthrough.]]"
-->'''Rusty:''' (still in character) "But I alllreaaady cut the hoooles..."
-->'''Granny:''' (at Rusty, out of character) "I ''told you'' just fold it under and return it!"
-->(Early appears apropos of nothing)
-->'''Early''': "Ain't give you no receipt when yeh shoplift!"
-->'''Granny:''' (exasperated) "Dammit I said the bedsheets ''don't work!'' Feel like a [[SoundEffectBleep owl hoot]] broken record!"
** Granny taking advantage of The Sheriff's stupidity by treating herself to an afternoon at the casino [[PhonyPsychic all while pretending to be a psychic on the track of the killer]].
** When Granny and Rusty escape and change their names to avoid Early, they first dress like Music/ZZTop, holding a sign to take them to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_Music_City Twitty City]].
** After they find a new house:
-->'''Rusty:''' I guess we're the ''Goldens'' now...
-->'''Granny:''' Why dun ya tack a ''Berg'' at the end of that? [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain He really steers clear of the Jew-folk."]]
* Early's [[StrawConservative increasingly unhinged right-wing radio rants]] on "The Big E":
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis The Church! Should be taught! In the schools! And the schools! Should be part of the damn church!]]
** When Dan Halen [[ProductPlacement insists Early mention his hair cream during the show]] we end up such lines as:
-->'''Early:''' "Lemme tell ya sumthin, friends. Only thing I love more than God Amighty Hisself and America is Dan
Halen's new, ''United We Tan, Divided We Bald'' hair restoration and tanning cream."
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Sorry, you're on your own. I told you, I'm retarded, retired sorry. Dammit, I even practiced that!"
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Sorry, you're on your own. I told you, I'm retarded, retired sorry. Dammit, I even practiced that!"that!"
* Virutally everything from "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" is hilarious. However, the scene where Sheriff (painfully) swallows an iphone down his throat and has to awkwardly squat around to record Early's findings is particularly notable.
* Virutally everything from "The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet" is hilarious. However, the scene where Sheriff (painfully) swallows an iphone down his throat and has to awkwardly squat around to record Early's findings is particularly notable.
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-->"Your dumb ass brought rebar to a gunfight!...so did I. Guess that makes this a rebar fight."
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* This priceless line from "Sharif"
-->'''Sheriff:''' Sorry, you're on your own. I told you, I'm retarded, retired sorry. Dammit, I even practiced that!"
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* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
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* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army "Webnecks" episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
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-->'''Granny:''' And so...he dialed back on the bears!
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-->'''Granny:''' And so...he dialed back on the bears!bears!
-->"Your dumb ass brought rebar to a gunfight!...so did I. Guess that makes this a rebar fight."
-->"Your dumb ass brought rebar to a gunfight!...so did I. Guess that makes this a rebar fight."
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-->'''Early''': [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
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-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!
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-->'''Early''': Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
-->'''Rusty''': Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early''': Damn right I did. I support the troops!
-->'''Rusty''': Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early''': Damn right I did. I support the troops!
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-->'''Granny''': And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny''': ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny''': Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early''': ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny''': I'm just saying I didn't see any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny''': ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny''': Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early''': ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny''': I'm just saying I didn't see any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]
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-->'''Granny:''' (Talking about a comatose Early) He said, Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable Granny
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable Granny
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too
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-->'''Granny:''' (Talking about a comatose Early) He said, Pull "Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all
all."
-->'''Rusty:''' It'svegetable Granny
vegetable, Granny.
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should dietootoo.
-->'''Rusty:''' It's
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die
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-->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
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-->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
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-->'' Granny:'''And so...he dialed back on the bears!'''
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-->''(The bears pop up one after the other, roaring into the camera)''
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-->''(The bears pop up one after the other, roaring into the camera)''camera)''
-->'' Granny:'''And so...he dialed back on the bears!'''
-->'' Granny:'''And so...he dialed back on the bears!'''
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* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
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* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.Snyder.
* Granny explaining how God created the earth.
-->'''Granny:''' He made trees...
-->''(Trees begin growing on the mountaintops)''
-->'''Granny:''' ...the birds...
-->''(Flocks of crows fly by)''
-->'''Granny:''' ...bears.
-->''[[BearsAreBadNews (Hoards of bears begin flowing out of the mountains)]]''
-->'''Granny:''' Too many bears.
-->''[[UpToEleven (Bears begin raining from the sky)]]''
-->'''Granny:''' Should have dialed back on the bears.
-->''(The bears pop up one after the other, roaring into the camera)''
* Granny explaining how God created the earth.
-->'''Granny:''' He made trees...
-->''(Trees begin growing on the mountaintops)''
-->'''Granny:''' ...the birds...
-->''(Flocks of crows fly by)''
-->'''Granny:''' ...bears.
-->''[[BearsAreBadNews (Hoards of bears begin flowing out of the mountains)]]''
-->'''Granny:''' Too many bears.
-->''[[UpToEleven (Bears begin raining from the sky)]]''
-->'''Granny:''' Should have dialed back on the bears.
-->''(The bears pop up one after the other, roaring into the camera)''
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* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.
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* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.issue.
* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
* Granny's choking fit in the Computer Army episode. Few people sound as hilarious having massive choking fits than Dana Snyder.
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* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails.
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* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails.rails, possibly the first time Early's admitted to flat-out giving up on an issue.
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-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
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-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails.
* Early being forced to marry a bear in a deluded stance against gay marriage. Even ''he'' realizes the entire situation may have gone off the rails.
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-->'''(Beat)'''
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-->'''(Beat)'''
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-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]
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-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]represented!]]
* Early's [[{{Music/KISS}} Paul Stanley]] GPS, actually voiced by Paul Stanley himself.
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Aaaah Wahoooo! I'm gonna take you to Detroit Rock City, avoiding ''all'' toll roads, WOO! Calculating!
-->''(Beat, cut to Early, Rusty and Granny walking through the forest at night)''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' It's 500 yards to the motorway!
-->'''(Beat)'''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Are you ready to turn right!?
-->'''(Beat)'''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' ''(Singing)'' In 300 yards, MAKE A RIGHT!! You're almost there, baby!
-->''(William's Street Skull Logo appears)''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
* Early's [[{{Music/KISS}} Paul Stanley]] GPS, actually voiced by Paul Stanley himself.
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Aaaah Wahoooo! I'm gonna take you to Detroit Rock City, avoiding ''all'' toll roads, WOO! Calculating!
-->''(Beat, cut to Early, Rusty and Granny walking through the forest at night)''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' It's 500 yards to the motorway!
-->'''(Beat)'''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' Are you ready to turn right!?
-->'''(Beat)'''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' ''(Singing)'' In 300 yards, MAKE A RIGHT!! You're almost there, baby!
-->''(William's Street Skull Logo appears)''
-->'''Paul Stanley GPS:''' SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
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-->'''Granny''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm just saying I didn't see any--]]''[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
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-->'''Granny''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm just saying I didn't see any--]]''[[BoomHeadshot any--[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
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-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!
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-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!'im!
* Early's comments on the smell of a hippie orgy.
-->'''Early''': Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
-->'''Rusty''': Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early''': Damn right I did. I support the troops!
-->''[[CutawayGag Cut to Early slowly bringing a lighter to a jug labeled "farts" that explodes into a magnificent firework show with flags, eagles and other patriotic regalia.]]''
-->'''Granny''': And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny''': ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny''': Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early''': ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm just saying I didn't see any--]]''[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]
* Early's comments on the smell of a hippie orgy.
-->'''Early''': Smells like somebody took a huge dump on a big pile of crap and soaked the whole thing in a jug of week-old farts and lit the whole caboodle on fire.
-->'''Rusty''': Just like you did on the last Fourth of July, daddy.
-->'''Early''': Damn right I did. I support the troops!
-->''[[CutawayGag Cut to Early slowly bringing a lighter to a jug labeled "farts" that explodes into a magnificent firework show with flags, eagles and other patriotic regalia.]]''
-->'''Granny''': And all the spectral colors were represented. Except for cyan.
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls knife on granny) ''Cyan was represented!
-->'''Granny''': ''(slaps knife away)'' Cyan was not represented!
-->'''Early''': ''(pulls shotgun) '' Mutha[[SoundEffectBleep (shotgun cock)]] was fulla cyan! I put it in myself!
-->'''Granny''': Cyan... May have been represented.
-->'''Early''': ''(lowers shotgun)'' I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
-->'''Granny''': [[TooDumbToLive I'm just saying I didn't see any--]]''[[BoomHeadshot BLAM!]]''
-->'''Early''': [[SeriousBusiness Cyan was represented!]]
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-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too
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-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die tootoo
* Early meets the Early of an AlternateUniverse.
-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!
* Early meets the Early of an AlternateUniverse.
-->'''Early''': He was th'only one who ever truly unnerstood me. Kid Rock, too. 'Cept that damn midget wouldn' let me near 'im!
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* Early's anti-bullying segment during the credits of "Class of '86". Namely on what to do when you're being bullied: "Don't be such a pussy, pussy. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment You're a damn pussy]]."
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* Early's anti-bullying segment during the credits of "Class of '86". Namely on what to do when you're being bullied: "Don't be such a pussy, pussy. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment You're a damn pussy]].""
* This bigoted little gem from "Ga-Ga-Ghost"
-->'''Granny:''' (Talking about a comatose Early) He said, Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable Granny
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too
* This bigoted little gem from "Ga-Ga-Ghost"
-->'''Granny:''' (Talking about a comatose Early) He said, Pull the plug please, living a life like a fruit, ain't no life at all
-->'''Rusty:''' It's vegetable Granny
-->'''Granny:''' Yeah, those people should die too
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-->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
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-->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]LASERS!]]
* Early's anti-bullying segment during the credits of "Class of '86". Namely on what to do when you're being bullied: "Don't be such a pussy, pussy. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment You're a damn pussy]]."
* Early's anti-bullying segment during the credits of "Class of '86". Namely on what to do when you're being bullied: "Don't be such a pussy, pussy. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment You're a damn pussy]]."
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Stop! Cut it out! It's just a racoon, Early.
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-->'''Sheriff:''' Hold your fire, don't shoot more gators! Stop! Cut it out! It's just That's a racoon, Early.
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-->'''Sheriff:''' I think it's just trying to find a nut Early--
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-->'''Sheriff:''' I think it's he's just trying to find get a nut Early--
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->'''Sheriff:''' Stop! Cut it out! It's just a racoon, Early.
->'''Early:''' A Mexican racoon, come to steal American racoon jobs?
->'''Sheriff:''' I think it's just trying to find a nut Early--
->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
->'''Early:''' A Mexican racoon, come to steal American racoon jobs?
->'''Sheriff:''' I think it's just trying to find a nut Early--
->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
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* [[TheIllegal Mexican on the loose!]] [[FrickinLaserBeams Fire the damn lasers!]] [[CrazyAwesome Throw the Amerigators!]]
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* [[TheIllegal Mexican on the loose!]] [[FrickinLaserBeams Fire the damn lasers!]] [[CrazyAwesome Throw the Amerigators!]]Amerigators!]]
->'''Sheriff:''' Stop! Cut it out! It's just a racoon, Early.
->'''Early:''' A Mexican racoon, come to steal American racoon jobs?
->'''Sheriff:''' I think it's just trying to find a nut Early--
->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
->'''Sheriff:''' Stop! Cut it out! It's just a racoon, Early.
->'''Early:''' A Mexican racoon, come to steal American racoon jobs?
->'''Sheriff:''' I think it's just trying to find a nut Early--
->'''Early''': [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
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* [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
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* [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]][[TheIllegal Mexican on the loose!]] [[FrickinLaserBeams Fire the damn lasers!]] [[CrazyAwesome Throw the Amerigators!]]
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* [[NoKillLikeOverkill FIRE THE DAMN LASERS!]]
