History Funny / SplinterCell

7th Aug '17 7:02:33 PM Berrenta
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* Taking a hostage near a wall will give Sam the option of smashing their head into it. [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything Smash an enemy's head into a light switch and it will turn the light off.]] Bonus funny points if Sam's [[PostMortemOneLiner randomly chosen comment]] is [[IncrediblyLamePun "Lights out".]]

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* Taking a hostage near a wall will give Sam the option of smashing their head into it. [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight Smash an enemy's head into a light switch and it will turn the light off.]] Bonus funny points if Sam's [[PostMortemOneLiner randomly chosen comment]] is [[IncrediblyLamePun "Lights out".]]
8th May '17 9:28:54 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* The Mission Failed screen if you kill or harm an ally or civilian. When it explains why you failed, it reads: ''You are out of your mind''.
3rd May '17 5:15:24 PM REV6Pilot
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* An email exchange between Philip Masse and a "Timofei" regarding files leaked from Dougherty's PC. Timofei asks whether files prefixed with "TSA" (as in Transportation Security Administration) are of any use. Masse flies off the handle for sending this data through an insecure email, typing in all caps and multiple punctuation marks while calling Timofei an incompetent ass and threatening to set Grinko on him for some torture - and then, [[MoodWhiplash almost as if]] he hadn't just been doing the text equivalent of shouting himself hoarse, he attaches a "post script" saying that "of course the air traffic files are useful. ; )"

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* An email exchange between Philip Masse and a "Timofei" regarding files leaked from Dougherty's PC. Timofei asks whether files prefixed with "TSA" (as in Transportation Security Administration) are of any use. Masse flies off the handle for sending this data through an insecure email, typing in all caps and multiple punctuation marks while calling Timofei an incompetent ass and threatening to set Grinko on him for some torture - and then, [[MoodWhiplash almost as if]] he hadn't just been doing the text equivalent of shouting himself hoarse, he attaches a "post script" saying that "of script":
--> P.S.: of
course the air traffic files are useful. ; )")



'''Fisher''': So this is where all that peace and love came from.

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'''Fisher''': [[SarcasmMode So this is where all that peace and love came from.from]].
3rd May '17 5:12:57 PM REV6Pilot
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* In the second to last mission, [[spoiler: when you blow up a truck with unassembled nuclear weapon components inside]], two guards outside will be alarmed and run to the source of explosion. Suddenly one of them stumbles and comically falls flat on his face before getting back up and running off. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment There is absolutely no reason for the game to show that]] [[RuleOfFunny except to get a giggle out of the player]].

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* In the second to last mission, [[spoiler: when you blow up a truck Feirong's trucks with unassembled nuclear weapon components inside]], two guards outside will be alarmed and run to the source of explosion. Suddenly one of them stumbles and comically falls flat on his face before getting back up and running off. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment There is absolutely no reason for the game to show that]] [[RuleOfFunny except to get a giggle out of the player]].
29th Apr '17 5:38:00 AM Kadorhal
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-->'''Feirong''': [[DrivenToSuicide I'm going to shoot myself.]]
-->'''Fisher''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Not in the face.]]
-->''(After Feirong has died upon accessing his computer)''
-->'''Fisher''': [[{{Irony}} I see more suicides on this job...]]

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-->'''Feirong''': [[DrivenToSuicide I'm going to shoot myself.]]
-->'''Fisher''':
]]\\
'''Fisher''':
[[CrossesTheLineTwice Not in the face.]]
-->''(After
]]\\
''(After
Feirong has died upon accessing his computer)''
-->'''Fisher''':
computer)''\\
'''Fisher''':
[[{{Irony}} I see more suicides on this job...]]



* In the Portuguese translation, Grimsdóttir's case file regarding Mitchell Dougherty. The english observations say he is an anal-retentive mouth breather, as in a [[TheDitz complete moron]] overly attached to small time stuff[[note]]reinforced by how he's on an ongoing YMCA program of how to let go of small things[[/note]]. The translators got confused by the wording and took it literally: Grim's notes say he has [[{{Gasshole}} gas problems]]. It makes the "I'd hate to be stuck in an elevator with him" part even funnier.

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* In the Portuguese translation, Grimsdóttir's case file regarding Mitchell Dougherty. The english English observations say he is an anal-retentive mouth breather, as in a [[TheDitz complete moron]] overly attached to small time stuff[[note]]reinforced by how he's on an ongoing YMCA program of how to let go of small things[[/note]]. The translators got confused by the wording and took it literally: Grim's notes say he has [[{{Gasshole}} gas problems]]. It makes the "I'd hate to be stuck in an elevator with him" part even funnier.funnier.
* An email exchange between Philip Masse and a "Timofei" regarding files leaked from Dougherty's PC. Timofei asks whether files prefixed with "TSA" (as in Transportation Security Administration) are of any use. Masse flies off the handle for sending this data through an insecure email, typing in all caps and multiple punctuation marks while calling Timofei an incompetent ass and threatening to set Grinko on him for some torture - and then, [[MoodWhiplash almost as if]] he hadn't just been doing the text equivalent of shouting himself hoarse, he attaches a "post script" saying that "of course the air traffic files are useful. ; )"



-->'''Coen''': Here's a cultural opportunity for you. The birthplace of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
-->'''Fisher''': So this is where all that peace and love came from.

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-->'''Coen''': Here's a cultural opportunity for you. The birthplace of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
-->'''Fisher''':
Islam.\\
'''Fisher''':
So this is where all that peace and love came from.



-->'''Grim:''' Thanks Sam, I can't wait to sniff around in Displace's laundry basket.
-->'''Sam:''' Ugh...
-->'''Grim:''' What?
-->'''Sam:''' [[SkewedPriorities Laundry... I totally forgot...]]

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-->'''Grim:''' Thanks Sam, I can't wait to sniff around in Displace's laundry basket. \n-->'''Sam:''' Ugh...\n-->'''Grim:''' What?\n-->'''Sam:''' \\
'''Sam:''' Ugh...\\
'''Grim:''' What?\\
'''Sam:'''
[[SkewedPriorities Laundry... I totally forgot...]]



--> '''Sam''': Lasers? Lasers are so...
--> '''Grimm''': Nineties?
--> '''Sam''': I was going to say 'Seventies'. Could you please stop making me feel old?
--> '''Grimm''' I have bad news for you, Sam. You ''[[BrutalHonesty are]]'' old.

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--> '''Sam''': -->'''Sam''': Lasers? Lasers are so...
-->
so...\\
'''Grimm''': Nineties?
-->
Nineties?\\
'''Sam''': I was going to say 'Seventies'. Could you please stop making me feel old?
-->
old?\\
'''Grimm''' I have bad news for you, Sam. You ''[[BrutalHonesty are]]'' old.



-->'''Soldier #1''': You said there were eight crates in the delivery, but I only see seven.
-->'''Soldier #2''': What you do you mean 'seven'?
-->'''Soldier #1''': As in one less than eight.
-->'''Soldier #2''': Well, the bill of lading said there were eight.
-->'''Soldier #1''': Did you count?
-->'''Soldier #2''': Uh, well...not exactly...
-->'''Soldier #1''': Not exactly? It's just not that hard to count eight giant crates!

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-->'''Soldier #1''': You said there were eight crates in the delivery, but I only see seven.
-->'''Soldier
seven.\\
'''Soldier
#2''': What you do you mean 'seven'?
-->'''Soldier
'seven'?\\
'''Soldier
#1''': As in one less than eight.
-->'''Soldier
eight.\\
'''Soldier
#2''': Well, the bill of lading said there were eight.
-->'''Soldier
eight.\\
'''Soldier
#1''': Did you count?
-->'''Soldier
count?\\
'''Soldier
#2''': Uh, well...not exactly...
-->'''Soldier
exactly...\\
'''Soldier
#1''': Not exactly? It's just not that hard to count eight giant crates!



--> '''Sam:''' This is not your lucky day.
--> '''Mercenary:''' Kill me if you want, I tell you nothing.
--> '''Sam:''' I respect your loyalty to your captain.
--> '''Mercenary:''' The captain? You're after ''that'' pig? Why didn't you say so?
--> '''Sam:''' Start with what you don't like about him.
--> '''Mercenary:''' He drinks! Like a fish! And then he turns into raving lunatic!
--> '''Sam:''' What's he like when he's not drinking?
--> '''Mercenary:''' He's asleep.
--> '''And if you force more answers out of him:'''
--> '''Mercenary: ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny Hopefully]])''' Are you going to kill him?
--> '''Mercenary:''' Are you going to kill ''me''?

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--> '''Sam:''' This is not your lucky day.
-->
day.\\
'''Mercenary:''' Kill me if you want, I tell you nothing.
-->
nothing.\\
'''Sam:''' I respect your loyalty to your captain.
-->
captain.\\
'''Mercenary:''' The captain? You're after ''that'' pig? Why didn't you say so?
-->
so?\\
'''Sam:''' Start with what you don't like about him.
-->
him.\\
'''Mercenary:''' He drinks! Like a fish! And then he turns into raving lunatic!
-->
lunatic!\\
'''Sam:''' What's he like when he's not drinking?
-->
drinking?\\
'''Mercenary:''' He's asleep.
-->
asleep.\\
'''And if you force more answers out of him:'''
-->
him:'''\\
'''Mercenary: ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny Hopefully]])''' Are you going to kill him?
-->
him?\\
'''Mercenary:''' Are you going to kill ''me''?



* How about this conversation from Sam's Navy SEAL days?
-->'''Vic''': My kids never draw me pictures or write or anything.
-->'''SEAL''': They don't write 'cause you can't read, man.
-->'''Vic''': Laugh it up. But when I get out of here-
-->'''Sam''': You're going to kindergarten?
-->'''SEAL''': You know I hear that they've got entrance exams in kindergarten now, Sam... I dunno if Vic's gonna make it in.


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* How about this conversation from Sam's Navy SEAL days?
-->'''Vic''': My kids never draw me pictures or write or anything.\\
'''SEAL''': They don't write 'cause you can't read, man.\\
'''Vic''': Laugh it up. But when I get out of here-\\
'''Sam''': You're going to kindergarten?\\
'''SEAL''': You know I hear that they've got entrance exams in kindergarten now, Sam... I dunno if Vic's gonna make it in.
23rd Apr '17 7:33:47 AM Saveelich
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* In the Portuguese translation, Grimsdóttier's case file regarding Mitchell Dougherty. The english observations say he is an anal-retentive mouth breather, as in a [[TheDitz complete moron]] overly attached to small time stuff[[note]]reinforced by how he's on an ongoing YMCA program of how to let go of small things[[/note]]. The translators got confused by the wording and took it literally: Grim's notes say he has [[{{Gasshole}} gas problems]]. It makes the "I'd hate to be stuck in an elevator with him" part even funnier.

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* In the Portuguese translation, Grimsdóttier's Grimsdóttir's case file regarding Mitchell Dougherty. The english observations say he is an anal-retentive mouth breather, as in a [[TheDitz complete moron]] overly attached to small time stuff[[note]]reinforced by how he's on an ongoing YMCA program of how to let go of small things[[/note]]. The translators got confused by the wording and took it literally: Grim's notes say he has [[{{Gasshole}} gas problems]]. It makes the "I'd hate to be stuck in an elevator with him" part even funnier.
10th Apr '17 5:30:12 PM REV6Pilot
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* In the Portuguese translation, Grimsdóttier's case file regarding Mitchell Dougherty. The english observations say he is an anal-retentive mouth breather, as in a [[TheDitz complete moron]] overly attached to small time stuff[[note]]reinforced by how he's on an ongoing YMCA program of how to let go of small things[[/note]]. The translators got confused by the wording and took it literally: Grim's notes say he has [[{{Gasshole}} gas problems]]. It makes the "I'd hate to be stuck in an elevator with him" part even funnier.
5th Apr '17 1:21:25 PM Saveelich
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!!''Pandora Tomorrow'':

* Some BlackComedy right at the start of the Jerusalem mission.
-->'''Coen''': Here's a cultural opportunity for you. The birthplace of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
-->'''Fisher''': So this is where all that peace and love came from.
\\
3rd Apr '17 10:49:18 AM Saveelich
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!!''Pandora Tomorrow'':

* At the end of the game, Sam [[spoiler:needs to disarm a smallpox bomb and doesn't have time to do it himself. He improvises by taking advantage of American airport security procedures and [[RefugeInAudacity leaving it out in the open in a crowded airport with its countdown clearly visible, leading to an evacuation and its disposal via remote-controlled robot.]] ]]
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29th Mar '17 6:11:45 PM REV6Pilot
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* In the second to last mission, [[spoiler: when you blow up a truck with unassembled nuclear weapon components inside]] two guards outside will be alarmed and will run to the source of explosion. Suddenly one of them stumbles and comically falls flat on his face before getting up.

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* In the second to last mission, [[spoiler: when you blow up a truck with unassembled nuclear weapon components inside]] inside]], two guards outside will be alarmed and will run to the source of explosion. Suddenly one of them stumbles and comically falls flat on his face before getting up.back up and running off. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment There is absolutely no reason for the game to show that]] [[RuleOfFunny except to get a giggle out of the player]].
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