History Funny / Splatoon2

'''Marina:''' Use the... sponges? but one of my best friends is a [[WesternAnimation]]SpongebobSquarepants sea sponge!]]

'''Marina:''' Use the... sponges? but one of my best friends is a [[WesternAnimationSpongebobSquarepants sea sponge!]]

'''Marina:''' Use the... sponges? but one of my best friends is a [[SpongebobSquarepants sea sponge!]]

'''Marina:''' Use the... sponges? but one of my best friends is a sea sponge!

** Additionally, despite the bleep masking any swears in Inklish, one of the words that Pearl screams [[{{Mondegreen}} sounds very similar to]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar 'kisama']][[note]]a very rough and rude way to say 'you' in Japanese, on par with calling someone a bastard[[/note]].

* The way the telephone speaks with their [[TotallyRadical "Contemporary Speech Mode"]] active. If that's not funny enough, their attempts to speak in slang are butchered by [[VerbalTic [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] and [ERROR] ]] messages.

I am bout it bout it, so listen while I [[VerbalTic [SLANG_NOT_FOUND] ]] you the facts.\\
Only cats who have proven themselves can [[VerbalTic [ERROR] ]] the promised land. Do you dig, dog?\\
Here is your CQ-80 and CQ card. They are so bad. Guard them with you lizzife, because if you lose them, you will be [[CensoredForComedy [ERROR] ]].

-->'''Pearl:''' The shops here sell different stuff than the ones in The Reef. I love it!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I can't get enough of this map.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I just LOVE having 10 limbs in squid form. I couldn't live without a single one!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' You should feel right at home here, Marina. You're used to [[IncrediblyLamePun skating by]] on your looks.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Whoever keeps tossing Splat Bombs over the walls here-[[SuddenlyShouting KNOCK IT OFF!]]\\

-->'''Pearl:''' My phone always malfunctions here and makes random calls. Magnetic fields?\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Yo, this stage is straight up SLOPPY!\\

-->'''Marina:''' I would have gone with [[IncrediblyLamePun "calamity"]].

-->'''Pearl:''' Here's some advice-don't rent the bikes here. [[TheAllegedCar They're falling apart.]]\\

-->'''Marina:''' First you'll need to learn how to ride a bike without training wheels.

-->'''Marina:''' How could I forget? You started a mosh pit and broke a bunch of sculptures...

-->'''Marina:''' Ink battles ARE the classes! It's performance art!

-->'''Pearl:''' I heard the designer that made our outfits graduated from here.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' So wait--they grow adult corn here, but they don't grow baby corn? [[BookDumb That's wack]].\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Grrrr... I can't hit anyone with my charger here!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Yes, they have my favorite brand of peanut butter, Swee-nut! It's so good!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' ''(mockingly)'' "Look, Pearl! There's a sale on cordless jump ropes! I'm gonna buy 'em all!"\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Is this where your family's personal shoppers bought groceries from too?\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I bet I'd make good ship captain! HARD TO STARBOARD![[note]]Starboard means 'go right'. [[DontExplainTheJoke To the ship's right are the docks.]][[/note]]\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Wanna know the key to winning here? Make sure Marina is on the other team.\\

-->'''Marina:''' My head-canon is that Li'l Judd is a time-traveling Judd from the past.

-->'''Pearl:''' Remember that time you tried to drown me here? Good times.
-->'''Marina:''' ''(laughing)'' For the last time, I was trying to help you get to the floating stage!

-->'''Pearl:''' How do you make an octopus laugh? Eight tickles!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Last time we were here, you spent the whole time taking pics with your phone.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Marina! Hit us with the trick to using sponges effectively!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' The acoustics are great on this stage! HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I've always wanted to operate one of those giant cranes on the piers.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I think it's gonna come down to who uses the sponges best.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I bought WAY too much here yesterday. Used up my entire allowance.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' The pigeons here are really aggressive!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' A new shop just opened up here, Marina! Let's go this weekend!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I went digging in my backyard earlier today, and I found some old bones!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Forget inking turf. It's all about getting as many splats as possible!\\

-->'''Marina:''' After-School Special!

-->'''Pearl:''' When I was a kid, this is where my dad taught me to ride a bike.\\

-->'''Pearl:''' I've been here before. A boy from school brought me when I was a kid...\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Don't you love it when your entire team moves as one unit? Coordination, yo!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat [[LostInTransmission th]]\\

-->'''Pearl:''' Marina, I'm a cake girl at heart... but I also like octo pie.\\

-->'''Marina:''' [[SuddenlyShouting DISMISSIVE]] [[FunWithHomophones DISS MISSILE!]]

-->'''Marina:''' [[MoodWhiplash Welcome to the future!]]

-->'''Pearl:''' OK, can I ask the people with chargers here to stop sniping me from up high?
-->'''Marina:''' [[RealityEnsues I mean, you can, but they probably won't listen.]]

-->'''Pearl:''' Yo, check out this new jingle I wrote for Grizzco Industries!\\

-->'''Pearl:''' (grumpy) I cook Salmonids all day, but Mr. Grizz keeps crying about eggs or whatever.\\

* After asking why they're having a "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Size vs. Super Star]]" Splatfest when Splatocalypse was [[LampshadeHanging supposed to be the]] GrandFinale for the game's community events, Marina then assumes that Pearl would be choosing Team Super Star, only for this exchange to occur:

* After asking why they're having a "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Size vs. Super Star]]" Splatfest when Splatocalypse was [[LampshadeHanging supposed to be the Grand Finale]] for the game's community events, Marina then assumes that Pearl would be choosing Team Super Star, only for this exchange to occur:

* For the final Splatfest (Chaos vs. Order), Pearl makes a remark that ''heavily'' implies she's referring to {{Rule 34}} (though, amusingly, it's still rather accurate even if you discount that).

-->'''Marina''': OJ with pulp with for indecisive cowards who can't make up their minds!\\

* Capt'n Cuttlefish's [[InnocentBigot innocent bigotry]] manages to be this, with him regularly backtracking on any negative statement he makes about Octolings as soon as they admit to being fans of the Squid Sisters.

* The [[BuffySpeak "thangs"]] you collect. Funny once you start seeing your Octoling taking a selfie with one, then seeing them trying to push it into the train. Becomes dark comedy when you realize [[spoiler:they're all blender parts to assemble]], with your Octoling's responses to being asked to enter the completed device being either [[TooDumbToLive blind acceptance]] or [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan snark and refusal]].

-->'''MC.Princess (Pearl)''': "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPsYQw2gpY #$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin]]"

** Even better, not only does the song end with Pearl breaking something, but the recording continues to play for a bit longer afterwards, during which we can hear someone (presumably the owner of the venue) angrily grumbling in the background.

* How are Marina and the ''Octo Expansion'' Octolings able to intermingled with the Inkling society despite the two races being at war with each for over a hundred years? According to WordOfGod, Inklings don't see them as Octolings but rather ''Inklings'' with exotic tastes. [[ClarkKenting Despite the very obvious differences in their physiology]] such as the eyes and tentacle hair. Even better is [[TrollingCreator that creators went along with this mindset]] when discussing about Marina, refusing to confirm that she is an Octoling (only that she's considered to be very exotic-looking) until the ''Octo Expansion'' came out.

** Marina runs into a minor problem while attempting to give advice:

-->'''Marina''': An octopus could be hiding right under your nose, AND YOU'D NEVER KNOW IT..."

-->'''Marina''': “I can see it now. The sun, the breeze in my tentacles, a quick dip in the ocean...”\\
'''Pearl''': “Marina, did you forget that we LITERALLY DISSOLVE in the ocean or somethin'?”

-->'''Pearl''': "Ooh... [[{{Touche}} Too shay!]]"\\
'''Marina''': "Uh... What? Did you jus-"\\
'''Pearl''': "Aight! Tortoise and the hare. REEEEEEE-MAAAATCH!"\\
'''Marina''': "OK, but I'm pretty sure you just said-"

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** Pearl lampshades the fact that an art school is a Ink Battle site

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-->'''Pearl:''' So wait-they grow adult corn here, but they don't grow baby corn? [[BookDumb That's wack]].\\

-->'''Pearl:''' "Is this where your family's personal shoppers bought groceries from too?"\\
'''Marina:''' ''(incredulous laughter)'' "...[[FlatWhat What?]]"

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'''Marina''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper What?! Of course I do!]] [[GretzkyHasTheBall You just grab, uh... the club and smack in a touchdow-]] [[{{Touche}} OK FINE. I don't know how to play baseball...]]

* If you [[EpicFail lose a Salmon Run shift without picking up even one Golden Egg]][[note]]very possible if the game throws a really bad combination of conditions, like High Tide, Glowflies, and weapons ill-suited to crowd control[[/note]], Mr. Grizz comments that maybe he should have you ReadTheFreakingManual.

* The first boss is [[EverythingTryingToKillYou an oven]] that [[PlayingWithATrope plays with]]/weaponizes ProjectileToast as its only method of attack. Throughout the battle, Marie makes [[HurricaneOfPuns a long string of bread puns]]. [[spoiler:Then, the oven starts to armor the bread, leaving Marie at a loss for words.]]

* For the final Splatfest (Order vs. Chaos), Pearl makes a remark that ''heavily'' implies she's referring to {{Rule 34}}.

* The "Hare vs. Tortoise" Splatfest announcement has Pearl and Marina do their usual back-and-forth, only for Marina to be completely caught off guard when Pearl somehow [[AchievementsInIgnorance vocalizes a misspelling]].

-->'''Pearl''': "Ooh... Too shay!"\\

* The Spring Fest/"Hare vs. Tortoise" Splatfest announcement has Pearl and Marina do their usual back-and-forth, only for Marina to be completely caught off guard when Pearl somehow [[AchievementsInIgnorance vocalizes a misspelling]].

* When announcing the Knights vs. Wizards Splatfest, Marina notes with excitement that the timing is perfect, as a brand-new RPG she's looking forward to has those as the two main classes. Pearl has never heard of this game, prompting Marina to exasperatingly remind her that they ''wrote the theme song for it''. Pearl responds to this information with a shrug.