History Funny / SpiderManPS4

** Before locking them up, Scorpion and Rhino start fighting over who's to blame for failing Octavius, but Spidey tries (and fails) to interject and remind Scorpion that apparently, during his inprisonment in the raft, he took a ''poetry class.'' Which Spidey calls "''a therapy thing.''" There's the fact that someone told Spidey about that development, the fact that it apparently didn't help with his SitcomArchNemesis Rhino, and finally that Spidey's trying to deescelate a fight between two of his enemies. A fight that ends up being advantageous to him.

** Before locking them up, Scorpion and Rhino start fighting over who's to blame for failing Octavius, but Spidey tries (and fails) to interject and remind Scorpion that apparently, during his inprisonment in the raft, he took a ''poetry class.'' Which Spidey calls ''"a therapy thing.'' '' There's the fact that someone told Spidey about that development, the fact that it apparently didn't help with his SitcomArchNemesis Rhino, and finally that Spidey's trying to deescelate a fight between two of his enemies. A fight that ends up being advantageous to him.

** Before locking them up, Scorpion and Rhino start fighting over who's to blame for failing Octavius, but Spidey tries (and fails) to interject and remind Scorpion that apparently, during his inprisonment in the raft, he took a ''poetry class.'' Which Spidey calls ''"a therapy thing.''" There's the fact that someone told Spidey about that development, the fact that it apparently didn't help with his SitcomArchNemesis Rhino, and finally that Spidey's trying to deescelate a fight between two of his enemies. A fight that ends up being advantageous to him.

-->'''Miles:''' (gathers himself with shaky breaths) "You wanna taste?" [[Foreshadowing I gotta work on my fight banter...]]

** Or you can show up dressed as the Bombastic Bag-Man. Everyone will not only believe your Spider-Man, but praise the quality of your costume. Despite fact you are literarily wearing a Fantastic Four suit with a Bag over your head.

'''Caller:''' Wow, [[AntiquatedLinguisitics I've never actually heard anyone say "cahoots" before.]]

'''Jameson:''' Okay, fair enough, I will. ''Then'', we had police and firefighters doing a wonderful job. There was crime, sure, but nothing they couldn't handle. Of course, we do have things now that we didn't have then: maniacs who shoot electricity out of their eyes... walking piles of sand... '''[[SuddenlyShouting NAZIS MADE OF]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting BEES!]]'''''

--->'''Jameson:''' I got an interesting tip today, remember that barbaric beast named the Rhino? Apparently, last night he almost escaped from his cell in The Raft. How, you ask? Well, no one there seems to know, but they assure me he's been relocated to a "more secure" cell. Now I'm no expert on supermax prisons, but isn't the whole point of them that there ''isn't anything else more secure?'' I mean he's a seven hundred pound maniac with an indestructible horn! If there's a more secure cell, '''WHY WASN'T HE IN IT?!'''

** We also see sticky note reminders all over the place, notes such as "The suit stinks!! Laundry, Peter!", "Find out Yuri's b-day", and "Need catchphrase... '[[ComicBook/FantasticFour it's webbin' time?]]'"

-->'''Spider-Man:''' I'm under so much stress, [[Pun I'm climbing up the walls!]] Thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress!

** Or you can show up dressed as the Bombastic Bag-man. Everyone will not only believe your Spider-Man, but praise the quality of your costume. Despite fact you are literarily wearing a Fantastic Four suit with a Bag over your head.

* The [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yEBp_F67_DI New York City Open Gameplay trailer]] has Jameson getting a call from a “Peter Patterson” as the two debate Spider-Man's actions.
** Peter keeps thinking up new names every time he and Jameson appear in trailers like this. What's one of the aliases he uses? ''[[MythologyGag Ben Reilly]]''.

* This conversation between Spider-Man and Miles highlighting how many superheroes are in New York City[[note]]Other superheroes such as The Avengers, Doctor Strange, and Daredevil are confirmed to exist in this continuity[[/note]].
-->'''Spidey:''' Look, next time leave the fighting to the pros.\\
'''Miles:''' Okay but what if there aren’t any around?\\
'''Spidey:''' Heh, good one.

* Peter trying to distract Aunt May while the volunteers at F.E.A.S.T. set up a thank you party.

** This is highlighted when they're placed in charge of a MacGuffin, which our heroes know the villain has to grab for the plot to progress and will go to any means to do so, and Sable Inc. place it and its holder in a [[TemptingFate standard, regular car with basic security detail]] - cue an armored car filled with Demons ''immediately'' swooping in to ram the blockade and car, picking off most of the Sable mercs, and grabbing the MacGuffin without that much effort besides a few dead goons. Naturally, they give Spider-Man crap for getting involved shortly thereafter over ''their'' screw-up, when even ''Fisk's men'' [[VillainRespect gave Spidey more respect for saving their hides]]. ''[[LethallyStupid And then Sable's mooks start shooting and firing missiles at the vehicle and Spidey despite knowing that they could accidentally release a bioweapon if they hit the wrong target.]]''

--->'''Jameson:''' I got an interesting tip today, remember that barbaric beast named the Rhino? Apparently, last night he almost escaped from his cell in The Raft. How, you ask? Well, no one there seems to know, but they assure me he's been relocated to a "more secure" cell. Now I'm no expert on supermax prisons, but isn't the whole point of them that there ''isn't anything else more secure?'' I mean he's a seven hundred pound maniac with an indestructible horn! [[JerkassHasAPoint If there's a more secure cell,]] '''[[JerkassHasAPoint WHY WASN'T HE IN IT?!]]'''

'''Spider-Man:''' ''(indignantly)'' I don't know, man! You come up with a name for them!

** Spidey tries and fails miserably to come up with a catchy name for them, ultimately deciding to go with [[GiverOfLameNames "digboys"]].
--->'''Hammerhead Thug:''' ''What'' did you just call them?!\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Uh... digboys?\\
'''Hammerhead Thug:''' What the hell is wrong with you?!

-->'''Criminal:''' Yeah, we did that, but other than that we're good!

* Some of the conversations you overhear while thwarting crimes in progress are golden, like this exchange between a cop and the criminals he's chasing:
-->'''Cop:''' Pull over! You are driving a stolen vehicle!\\
'''Criminal:''' Stolen? This is my sister's car!\\
'''Cop:''' And she wants it back! ''Because'' you stole it!
* When JJJ hosts a podcast after the ''Silver Lining'' campaign about there now being two Spider-Men, he is so incandescent with rage he has a heart attack live on air. [[SkewedPriorities He insists Jared phone a cab instead of an ambulance because he has a coupon, then yells at Jared for looking in his wallet for said coupon instead of handing the wallet over.]]

* The [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yEBp_F67_DI New York City Open Gameplay trailer]] has getting a call from a “Peter Patterson” as the two debate Spider-Man's actions.
** Peter keeps thinking up new names every time he and appear in trailers like this. What's one of the aliases he uses? ''[[MythologyGag Ben Reilly]]''.

* There's tongue-in-cheek graffiti all over the city, including a building-sized drawing of the front page of the ''Daily Bugle''... [[https://i.imgur.com/og62r0H.png with as a literal crybaby (and a bib that says 'Spiders Are Mean')]].

* J.J.J.'s radio show, "Just the Facts with J. Jonah ", is just a treasure trove of loudmouthed hilarity. Starting with the clearly incorrect name.
-->'''Producer:''' This is "Just the Facts with J. Jonah " where listeners like you discuss the issues affecting our city with Pulitzer Prize-winning--\\
''':''' ''Two-time''!\\

''':''' Hey! Plug the book!\\
'''Producer:''' And as always, if you order Mr. 's book, ''Spider-Man: Threat or Menace'', within 24 hours of our broadcast, you'll get an autographed copy at no extra charge.\\
''':''' No personalizations! Don't ask, not gonna get it! ''[suddenly calm]'' Welcome to "Just the Facts with J. Jonah ", alerting you to the threats you don't even know about.
** When one caller calls in to commend Spidey for helping to stop supervillains, has some ''words'' for the caller.

''':''' Okay, fair enough, I will. ''Then'', we had police and firefighters doing a wonderful job. There was crime, sure, but nothing they couldn't handle. Of course, we do have things now that we didn't have then: maniacs who shoot electricity out of their eyes... walking piles of sand... '''[[SuddenlyShouting NAZIS MADE OF]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting BEES!]]'''''

--->''':''' I got an interesting tip today, remember that barbaric beast named the Rhino? Apparently, last night he almost escaped from his cell in The Raft. How, you ask? Well, no one there seems to know, but they assure me he's been relocated to a "more secure" cell. Now I'm no expert on supermax prisons, but isn't the whole point of them that there ''isn't anything else more secure?'' I mean he's a seven hundred pound maniac with an indestructible horn! [[JerkassHasAPoint If there's a more secure cell,]] '''[[JerkassHasAPoint WHY WASN'T HE IN IT?!]]'''
** Post-game, after New York has been saved, will begrudgingly thank Spider-Man for saving New York... before immediately doubling back and claiming that he has a good source that has told him that [[FourthWallObserver Spider-Man has been listening to his radio show the entire time]] so by correlation this means [[ItsAllAboutMe all of Jonah's criticisms have pushed Spider-Man into being a better, more honest hero.]] He closes with taking credit himself.
** One of the early parts of the game involves JJ going on a rant about being in a lawsuit against ''the Scorpion'', because Gargan is actually suing him for the mutations funded for him.

--->''':''' Jared go to break. I need to lie down.

--->''':''' PIGEON-NAPPING!! Why?!! What possible purpose could there be for such aberrant behavior? I've thought about long and hard, and I think I've figured it out: ''He's eating them.'' We've always assumed Spider-Man is a man with the attributes of a spider. But what if it's the reverse? What if, somehow, a spider gained the powers of a man! And he's stalking his prey! Somewhere, there's a giant web with those poor pigeons stuck in it, waiting to be devoured... and will it stop at pigeons? WILL WE BE NEXT?

--->''':''' J. Jonah is not one to be judgmental. But you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man! GOODBYE!

---> ''':''' JARED! CALL MY DOCTOR AND DOUBLE ALL MY PRESCRIPTIONS! I'm in the red here, folks! My witnesses have confirmed that there's no longer just '''''ONE''''' Spider-Man, but '''''TWO OF THEM!''''' I MEAN, ONE IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE IDEA OF MULTIPLE MENACES SWINGING THROUGH OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY! IT'S JUST... ''IT'S JUST''... Jared, I might be having a heart attack... I need to lie down, folks... NO, DON'T CALL AN AMBULANCE! IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE! CALL A CAB! I HAVE A COUPON IN MY WALLET! DON'T GO IN MY WALLET, JARED! I'LL DO IT, '''''I'LL DO IT!!!'''''

-->'''[=MirandaBB=]:''' [=JJJatHome=] () so savage he hasn't discovered fire yet.

* After completing all of the Photo Locations, there is an optional "Secret Photo Locations" side quest you can do as well. One of the locations is [[PoliticalCartoons a tagged mural of J. Jonah as a baby, crying for more Spider-Man photos]].

''SCANDAL: J. Jonah caught on secret tape saying basically exactly what he says on his show every day.''\\

-->''':''' SPIDER-MAN causes TOOTH DECAY!

* In an advertisement for ''The Heist'' J. Jonah says that Spider-Man can't apprehend Black Cat because he keeps thinking with his web-shooters.

* On one of the research station missions, you have to reset the cell network before it goes offline. At some point, Spider-Man wonders if there’s a way to solve it for every single person “except [[TakeThat people who use their phones in movie theaters.]]”