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19th Apr '16 11:47:19 PM erforce
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* "So Chaplain [[IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Mola Ram]] actually WAS a traitor. [[WeirdnessCensor WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED]]"

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* "So Chaplain [[IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Mola Ram]] actually WAS a traitor. [[WeirdnessCensor WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED]]"
26th Mar '16 8:19:30 AM Wolfgod
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--> "I'm holding a fresh skeleton."

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--> "I'm holding a fresh skeleton.""
* This writer recalls a round ending that yielded side splitting hilarious results due to an admin-powered AI. After the usual shit-hitting-the-fans action the emergency shuttle was called. The shuttle was, no sooner than it landed, blown to shreds by several bombs; however, the round didn't end there. A cyborg took it upon himself to rebuild the shuttle bay as hopeful AI announced "ANOTHER SHUTTLE IS ON THE WAY!", over ten minutes passed with no sign of said shuttle so the cyborg, ever the helpful and hopeful, decided he would build a shuttle himself. By the time he had finished a sizable floor and wall setup the actual shuttle arrived and crashed upon impact destroying the cyborg, his makeshift shuttle, and itself. To top this all off, the AI announced, "In anticipation of such events a backup shuttle was phoned ahead of time!" resulting in YET ANOTHER SHUTTLE crashing into the pileup. After the loss of three shuttles, our savior cyborg, and a sizable portion of the crew the admin-AI apparently had enough and actually sent in a successful shuttle that took the survivors to celebratory ending zone complete with a resurrected cyborg who was hailed as a hero while the round finally closed.
19th Jan '16 3:47:50 PM Zombiedude101
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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKlord using the camo projector to disguise themself as banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.

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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a [[MonsterClown traitor clown clown]] deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother HONKMother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[AmusingInjuries [[BananaPeel the use of a well deployed banana bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKlord HONKLord using the camo projector to disguise themself as a banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.
19th Jan '16 3:44:22 PM Zombiedude101
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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]

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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries [[AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKlord using the camo projector to disguise themself as banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.
19th Jan '16 3:42:22 PM Zombiedude101
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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]

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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]
19th Jan '16 3:40:26 PM Zombiedude101
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--> "You guys imagined up a holy quest that was never given to you, claimed powers you never had, got a god that wasn't real from someone pretending to be jesus and then had a singalong with nuclear devices. Clowns was the only way it could end."

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--> "You guys imagined up a holy quest that was never given to you, claimed powers you never had, got a god that wasn't real from someone pretending to be jesus and then had a singalong with nuclear devices. Clowns was the only way it could end."
*[[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]
--> "I'm holding a fresh skeleton.
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2nd Jan '16 10:50:16 AM nombretomado
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* The following is a transcript from a [[SomethingAwful Goon]] server where the AI claimed that a female member of the crew was a succubus and the captain, Line Hightower, attempted to lead a security assault on her. As the geneticist, I was not in the area and only received transmissions via headset.

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* The following is a transcript from a [[SomethingAwful [[Website/SomethingAwful Goon]] server where the AI claimed that a female member of the crew was a succubus and the captain, Line Hightower, attempted to lead a security assault on her. As the geneticist, I was not in the area and only received transmissions via headset.
28th Sep '15 12:20:07 PM thorgold
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* [[http://pastebin.com/JK3RnF2Z This exchange]] from /tg/station. What the fuck is carbon dioxide?

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* [[http://pastebin.com/JK3RnF2Z This exchange]] from /tg/station. What the fuck is carbon dioxide?dioxide?
* As an example of just how much player "ingenuity" can make a normal round into a legendary one, an admin's summary:
--> "You guys imagined up a holy quest that was never given to you, claimed powers you never had, got a god that wasn't real from someone pretending to be jesus and then had a singalong with nuclear devices. Clowns was the only way it could end."
22nd Sep '15 10:19:04 PM tropette
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* One silly round involved an admin-created dungeon for players to try and navigate for sweet, adminspawn-only rewards. One certain player entered, but merely sat at the entrance as several others went in ahead of him. [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy While it would make sense for him to wait until they triggered all the traps and he could just waltz through the devastation]], he did no such thing - because he was a Changeling, and was in fact waiting for people to die in the dungeon so he could [[ImAHumanitarian devour them]]. Aside from earning a few screams and raised eyebrows from later entrants, the Changeling was otherwise friendly and amicable while it [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight feasted on its pile of corpses]]. The escape shuttle departed with a player granted immortality for clearing the dungeon, some stragglers from the station proper, and the Changeling with 30+ crew members eaten.

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* One silly round involved an admin-created dungeon for players to try and navigate for sweet, adminspawn-only rewards. One certain player entered, but merely sat at the entrance as several others went in ahead of him. [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy While it would make sense for him to wait until they triggered all the traps and he could just waltz through the devastation]], he did no such thing - because he was a Changeling, and was in fact waiting for people to die in the dungeon so he could [[ImAHumanitarian devour them]]. Aside from earning a few screams and raised eyebrows from later entrants, the Changeling was otherwise friendly and amicable while it [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight feasted on its pile of corpses]]. The escape shuttle departed with a player granted immortality for clearing the dungeon, some stragglers from the station proper, and the Changeling with 30+ crew members eaten.eaten.
* [[http://pastebin.com/JK3RnF2Z This exchange]] from /tg/station. What the fuck is carbon dioxide?
10th May '15 11:25:01 PM Danuis
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-->Officer Jayrin DP fires the taser gun!
-->Officer Jayrin DP fires the taser gun!
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