History Funny / SpaceStation13

1st Jun '16 5:11:59 AM Luminar
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* This writer recalls a round ending that yielded side splitting hilarious results due to an admin-powered AI. After the usual shit-hitting-the-fans action the emergency shuttle was called. The shuttle was, no sooner than it landed, blown to shreds by several bombs; however, the round didn't end there. A cyborg took it upon himself to rebuild the shuttle bay as hopeful AI announced "ANOTHER SHUTTLE IS ON THE WAY!", over ten minutes passed with no sign of said shuttle so the cyborg, ever the helpful and hopeful, decided he would build a shuttle himself. By the time he had finished a sizable floor and wall setup the actual shuttle arrived and crashed upon impact destroying the cyborg, his makeshift shuttle, and itself. To top this all off, the AI announced, "In anticipation of such events a backup shuttle was phoned ahead of time!" resulting in YET ANOTHER SHUTTLE crashing into the pileup. After the loss of three shuttles, our savior cyborg, and a sizable portion of the crew the admin-AI apparently had enough and actually sent in a successful shuttle that took the survivors to celebratory ending zone complete with a resurrected cyborg who was hailed as a hero while the round finally closed.

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* This writer recalls a round ending that yielded side splitting hilarious results due to an admin-powered AI. After the usual shit-hitting-the-fans action the emergency shuttle was called. The shuttle was, no sooner than it landed, blown to shreds by several bombs; however, the round didn't end there. A cyborg took it upon himself to rebuild the shuttle bay as hopeful AI announced "ANOTHER SHUTTLE IS ON THE WAY!", over ten minutes passed with no sign of said shuttle so the cyborg, ever the helpful and hopeful, decided he would build a shuttle himself. By the time he had finished a sizable floor and wall setup the actual shuttle arrived and crashed upon impact destroying the cyborg, his makeshift shuttle, and itself. To top this all off, the AI announced, "In anticipation of such events a backup shuttle was phoned ahead of time!" resulting in YET ANOTHER SHUTTLE crashing into the pileup. After the loss of three shuttles, our savior cyborg, and a sizable portion of the crew the admin-AI apparently had enough and actually sent in a successful shuttle that took the survivors to celebratory ending zone complete with a resurrected cyborg who was hailed as a hero while the round finally closed.closed.
* On certain branches, most game objects have a description that can be yielded when examining the object - this often yields useful advice or amusing observations. Certain rarely-seen objects however have description text that is flat out hilarious. On Goonstation, observing a black hole (normally an object you do not want to be anywhere near, much less close enough to examine it) reveals its description as simply being "[[ClusterFBomb FUCK FUCK FUCK]] [[OhCrap AAAAAAHHHHHH]]"
9th May '16 6:35:47 AM demonfiren
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** In a similar vein to Cannibis, some people will also eat up food or pills left on the floor just to see what will happen. Unsurprisingly this usually results in death, or excruciating pain sometimes followed by death.

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** In a similar vein to Cannibis, Cannabis, some people will also eat up food or pills left on the floor just to see what will happen. Unsurprisingly this usually results in death, or excruciating pain sometimes followed by death.
9th May '16 6:35:11 AM demonfiren
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* Goonstation: Pretty much any time the Botanists grow Weed (Cannibis) and bring it to the crew, they will snap it up regardless of the risk involved... or how much smoking it ruins their ability to function, [[RuleOfFunny just for the]] [[HilarityEnsues hilarity that follows]].

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* Goonstation: Pretty much any time the Botanists grow Weed (Cannibis) (Cannabis) and bring it to the crew, they will snap it up regardless of the risk involved... or how much smoking it ruins their ability to function, [[RuleOfFunny just for the]] [[HilarityEnsues hilarity that follows]].
9th May '16 6:31:42 AM demonfiren
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** '''Ner-si Has Risen'''

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** '''Ner-si '''Nar-Sie Has Risen'''



** '''Ner-si Has Risen ... Again'''

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** '''Ner-si '''Nar-Sie Has Risen ... Again'''
9th May '16 6:30:37 AM demonfiren
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* As a ghost, observing an atmos technician running down the escape arm to fix a plasma leak [[WhatAnIdiot with a lit cigarette]]. Then, observing the same technician [[OutrunTheFireball running away from the resulting explosion]].

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* As a ghost, observing an atmos technician running down the escape arm to fix a plasma leak [[WhatAnIdiot [[TooDumbToLive with a lit cigarette]]. Then, observing the same technician [[OutrunTheFireball running away from the resulting explosion]].
19th Apr '16 11:47:19 PM erforce
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* "So Chaplain [[IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Mola Ram]] actually WAS a traitor. [[WeirdnessCensor WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED]]"

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* "So Chaplain [[IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Mola Ram]] actually WAS a traitor. [[WeirdnessCensor WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED]]"
26th Mar '16 8:19:30 AM Wolfgod
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--> "I'm holding a fresh skeleton."

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--> "I'm holding a fresh skeleton.""
* This writer recalls a round ending that yielded side splitting hilarious results due to an admin-powered AI. After the usual shit-hitting-the-fans action the emergency shuttle was called. The shuttle was, no sooner than it landed, blown to shreds by several bombs; however, the round didn't end there. A cyborg took it upon himself to rebuild the shuttle bay as hopeful AI announced "ANOTHER SHUTTLE IS ON THE WAY!", over ten minutes passed with no sign of said shuttle so the cyborg, ever the helpful and hopeful, decided he would build a shuttle himself. By the time he had finished a sizable floor and wall setup the actual shuttle arrived and crashed upon impact destroying the cyborg, his makeshift shuttle, and itself. To top this all off, the AI announced, "In anticipation of such events a backup shuttle was phoned ahead of time!" resulting in YET ANOTHER SHUTTLE crashing into the pileup. After the loss of three shuttles, our savior cyborg, and a sizable portion of the crew the admin-AI apparently had enough and actually sent in a successful shuttle that took the survivors to celebratory ending zone complete with a resurrected cyborg who was hailed as a hero while the round finally closed.
19th Jan '16 3:47:50 PM Zombiedude101
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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKlord using the camo projector to disguise themself as banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.

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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a [[MonsterClown traitor clown clown]] deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother HONKMother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[AmusingInjuries [[BananaPeel the use of a well deployed banana bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKlord HONKLord using the camo projector to disguise themself as a banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.
19th Jan '16 3:44:22 PM Zombiedude101
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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]

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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries [[AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]bomb,]] followed by the self-declared HONKlord using the camo projector to disguise themself as banana whilst their follower(s) rioted with security.
19th Jan '16 3:42:22 PM Zombiedude101
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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]

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* [[http://i.imgur.com/NuZgdXs.png The result]] of a traitor clown deciding to forgo his objectives in favour of declaring an independent theocratic state dedicated to the HONKmother and building a throne room in the hallway leading to the escape shuttle. Chaos ensued when people could only pass through the hallway in single-file, made even worse by [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmusingInjuries the use of a well deployed banana bomb.]]
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